₦airaland Forum

Mcowubaba:
Baba, I understand you perfectly and I can totally relate to what you are saying.
I know how depressing it can be, it will seem as if Na your own worst pass.
But lemme advise you, never try to impress any girl because you feel she may fall for a Yahoo guy. Don't do that, Never.
A lady for you: will stick with you through sorrows and trials.
I know how emotionally challenging it can be, waiting for Maruwa with your babe, only for a Nigga to pull up with an RX 350 Lexus and signal your girlfriend to get in
Just hold on, Hustle right, it will eventually pay off..
Don't be depressed or consider joining them, I know how tempting it can be.

Yahoo Yahoo is a crime, the get very lengthy sentences here. Nigerian Government jokes about it.
Let no girl make you do anything negative, there will always be a girl for you in the future, no need fighting over any lady.

I advised my cousin who is currently underemployed in Nigeria, to forget about relationships till he is much more comfortable.

No Nigerian girl wan hear story or suffer, that time don pass. The are all slaying seriously now orishirishi

PS.. Being in Jand doesn't necessarily make my own better oo... Forget matter o one day u go come dis side, check as eh be

Most Yahoo boys usually get broke after a while or the die mysteriously, never envy any man..

Abortions:
Lol U DATIS INSULTING MY BAE'S FRESH LAPS U ARE NT MY FRND AGAIN

Mcowubaba:
Baba, those men wan oppress me last time I dey Naija.
E come be like say na me dey stay for Naija, why Na dem return from Abroad.
Fear catch me...
Some dey spend over 300k a night on drinks only, Baba that's like my flight ticket to Nigeria (Economy class ooo, which I dey use REGULARLY )
Lwkmd

ZarZar:
#teamshort&portable

I love how he is picking her up with ease. That's hot.

Mcowubaba:
No offence, But Your list is yotally false.
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1) Having a Girlfriend does not put a guy out of misery, many issues in life can lead to misery or depression, to me, having a girlfreind is certainly not 1 of them..

2) Many Guys patronise Brothels, it is not directly related to their financial or relationship status ..even the so called Yahoo boys u mentioned make use of Runs girls so much..

3) I don't know your definition of poor or spending on a girl, but I don't blame guys who are angry at girls dating yahoo boys.. .

This Yahoo boys set the standard so high with their 'stolen' money, an average man will now look poor in the eyes of this our Nigerian girls.

.And you know this G men always like to show off and compete with eachother, my brother you must have a very good work to be able to compete with them, and you must also be extravagant.

I am working legally and I earn in Dollars, but I know some people who are my agemates or even younger but the are into Yahoo Yahoo, believe me, I can't compete with them in terms of finance....

The are so richer than me, I will still be thinking of how to buy a Tokumbo Car, the have already bought 2 brand new Range Rover Vogue,

If you go to bar with a girl, u will still be ordering 2 plates of Goat meat pepper soup nd Star for you and your girl, this Yahoo boys will be requesting for 1 Carton of Andre, 1 carton of Champagne Ice, Ciroc and a full Goat...Isn't this wickedness

All I am saying is that having a Girlfriend is not compulsory or a necessity

Staying single is not so bad, I have tried it before, It was FUN

alBHAGDADI:
Guy, your epistle makes no sense and it shows you are still stuck in the past. You will always be seen as poor when that rich inner self of yours has nothing to show for it.
Although few people can do without a girl, but many can't because hormones rage.

Abi, you be okobo ni?

Abortions:
QUOTE ME NEVA..OH YE SERPENT!

Abortions:
CHAi TORi Mi FUTURE IYAWO Mi MY BABY YUR MAKIN ME FALL 4 U MORE LIKE GOLIATH FELL WEN DAVID BIN KNACK am STONE 4 HEAD IN THE BOOK OF 1samUEL 4 HOLYBIBLE..AM XO PROUD OF U SHOW DEM SAY U B HOT PEPPER...

skylowlow:
Yeah.. The government don't care about stuffs like that..
It's well jare..
Make local hunters no hunt you my padi o... As you sef resemble antelope small

skylowlow:
Yeah. But they can't be hunting down endangered species. My point bro!!

If dem kill all the wild animals finish na you dem go hunt next.. As you yellow and fresh.. your meat go sweet on top gbegiri

curiositymaster:
Orun n yabo Luminouz, kin soro enikan

Duru009:
Yea, guys big muscle always have it small

Duru009:
Guys with bug muscle always have small dicck.....


I love Ese! !!

skylowlow:
Yippy!
Let's kill all the wild animals!

Msteew

xynerise:
For those partakers of Ana'l sex, remember you are a step closer to Lower Gastrointestinal disorder. Anal fissure can set in any moment

PAGAN9JA:
if u r hungry eat chicken or raise goats. eat rice and garri. These wild animals should belong to the state. not to be exploited by so called hunters. and who told u this man is hungry. he is a famous man in the area. He is even addressed as Hon."


Oh boy ...trust me you dont know what ive been through. lets leave it there.


btw i dont lie. Im a born. traditionalist. lieing is u peoples job.

PAGAN9JA:
Yes. I have been through days whe I couldnt even make 1 square meal a day.

But Ive never indulged in such acts in my life. Id rather die than fill my stomach in this manner.

Nigeria is in a bad shape today.


we need to preserve and protect what we have before it is too late.

hardwerk:
vamos you venomous dingbat

PAGAN9JA:
shut your bloody mouth. this is no job. Nigeria cannot stay backward. there are some ppl whose job is to steal from others and to do cultism as well.


Nigeria is a new world nation now. We have to protect our wildlife or we are dead.

If there is hunger then earn your bread and butter through honesty integrity and by following laws. not engaging in illicit pactices.


What will he hunt once all these buffaloes are finished huh? think before u speak.

PAGAN9JA:
I come from Nigeria - The Land of Savage Uncivilized Apes

While we are here commenting over useless baby bumps and birth of another ape like creature to aid in destruction of Nigeria in the future. .

A rare endangered African Forest Buffalo (subspecie of Wild Cape Buffalo) was slaughtered mercilessly today in Edo state.

We are instead celebrating destrucion of our wildlife every other day on frontpage. no civilized nation will promote and cherish such illegal activities.

It is high time we as Nigerians stand up for our Gods given natural resources Nature and wildlife before it vanishes forever.

We have failed utterly as human beings to save our own kind. Let us atleast save our innocent animals from destruction. Let us protest this injustice.

Doesnt Nigeria have wildlife protection laws. what a useless nation.

The Gods have truly cursed us. We have lost our tryst with nature and our ancestors.


This man should be behind bars!

PAGAN9JA:
I come from NIGERIA - THE LAND OF SAVAGE UNCIVILIZED APES


Rare Endangered African Forest Buffalo (subspecie of wild Cape Buffalo) slaughtered in Edo today.

Is there no wildlife laws in Nigeria? These ppl should be put behind bars.

its high time we as Nigerians raise our voice for our animals. we have failed as human beings . let us atleast stand up for our Gods given nature!

veekid:
Gigolo!

Ginaz:
Efe we did it. I wish you more happiness and prosperity. If you only know the madt love I got for you eh, you not gonna believe.

*TeamEfe for life*

Aderola15:
All these fake pastors sef... That was how one of them told my grandma I'm Emere

SmartBug:
Mouth odur knocked him out.
You think toothpaste is just for decoration?

Angeleena:
lol...he. can't believe it...she's finally his!