₦airaland Forum

oluwasma:
really...hearing this for the first time thou

Good!!! Now u know dear!!!!

oluwasma:
wow! What tribe is that?

Yoruba of course!!!!!

orbitame2011:
OK, but which one do you want to be? Be sincere...

D best one u have!!!!!

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Me or d OP??

Princess4ng:
Weldone.. U hear

Lmaoooo!!!! At least to make u smile small!!!!!

I ain't married OP....so none of d above!!!!

talktonase:
imagine the wife as a caterer cooking like this....

N instantly my mouth watered!!!!!!!! Never knew I had so much saliva in one mouth......I swallowed n am instantly full tonight...just watching DAT pix!!!!!

oluwasma:
lol! So na just shakara

Yes shakara! I learnt DAT nothing infuriates a woman like u rejecting d quality food she prepared for u....in my tribe.... It means d husband is not only telling u he is angry but also he doesn't trust d food u cooked for him when u had a disagreement.... U may have cooked it with evil mind or even poisoned it......eating ur food only comes after u have settled ur differences n he feels ur mind is free with him.....

curiositymaster:
Awo loye ogberi komo. If you spill am, you go feel am too

Awo loye ogberi komo. If you spill am, you go feel am too

Lmaoooooooo!!!!! Wagbayi!!!!

curiositymaster:
I don't like a girl based on appearance alone, but I like it if my girl is curvy (but not fat). Have you seen Bumbae1? Someone like that.

Btw, I'm neither good looking nor rich, but I get any girl I want. I don't even know how I do it.

*chanting* Go curious!! Go curious!!!Go curious!!!!!
I know how u get ur gehs!!!! Pay me 'shut up' money or I spill efritin!!!!!

jonaifame22:
Long story short,
U wasted too mch time and there is familiarity now, so u've been friendzoned live wth it and move on

Sup bro!!!!! My ASSidious broda!!!!!!! I replied ur rhyme joor.....let's continue!!!!

forgiveness:
You have not answered my questions?

Forget DAT coward!!!! These Yorubas are disappointing me sha! Una dey craze??

Akolawole:
We dont have the facts of this guy's case so we cant be totally speculative.

Could it be more than immigration offence? Possibly

If i am on that flight, I will NEVER NEVER behave like those Nigerians NEVER. They dont even know the gravity of what they were doing They are NOT in Ikeja, they are likely to be committing offence in Schipol Airport.


The best i could have done is to ask the guy some question(at least in pidgin english!) to see if he need a 'PROPER' help

Proper help u say? What a coward!!! Yet ur a Yoruba guy.....maybe one of d slaves tribe conquered by d brave Yorubas......I will never EVER let another Nigerian be so maltreated!!!!!! Chaining him to a seat? Is he an animal? U disappoint me.......coward!!!!!

curiositymaster:
Oya close ya eyes

Closed tight!!!!

BreezyCB:
Congratulations

D last pic nah real wa

Jonaifame.....skylowlow......curiositymaster... Dingbang.....get in hia!!!!!!!!
Qhal!!! U see DAT booty??

curiositymaster:
Not even me, your secret admirer?

Chanting* Go curious! Go curious!! Go curious!!!

curiositymaster:
Didn't I tell you he's in hell?

Lmaoooooo!!!!!!!!

HelenBee:
Go to the counselling department if you have any.

So ur from Ondo.....interesting!!!!!!! Guess wia I am now?

ToriBlue:
Change your mindset, you will still graduate with good grades if you put in more effort, you are just in 100L.
I wish you luck!



I did 11courses till my 300L, and my grades were good, it's not a new thing. Just be serious and preserve.

U eh??

ikp120:
Relax. My guts are telling me that you don't have anything to worry about.

All hail d PROPHET!!!!!

lilzcee:
Hi, guys i really can't explain were the problem came from, i read my ass out, i even did midnight reading buh in the exam hall i always forgot what i read, am doing 11 courses and am not even sure of passing more than 2 courses, the first day i stepped my leg into the school gate, i didn't like the school, a new federal university in one village like that, the school have a low tolerance of exam malpractise, u can't even sort any lecturer, i heard the school doesn't tolerate low cgpa and am afraid of being expelled because of low cgpa, i did very poorly in the exam, the school spaced everybody doing the exam period, i planned to find out from a jujuman what is wrong with me, i need help, my parents spent a lot of money on me i can't afford to let them down

Is it federal university oye ekiti....FUOYE

Dongreat:
Let's be sincere here, she's 90% right because majority of Nigerians truly wish to be oyibo. Nigeria occupants back 20years ago was dark and proud, but now I can hardly see a dark Nigerian. Everyone seems to be fair and speaking through their nose. Again, we claim patriots but deep down we are seeking for a stay in foreign countries. Let's be sincere, nobody hate better thing and the notion of abroad and becoming oyibo is a reality for the majority.

Not me! One thing no one can breed outta me is my Nigerianness!!!! Am so proud of my heritage hommie.....am a Prince..my ancestors were warrior kings n we are descendants of the Old Gods!!!!!! Y d fvck would I wanna act n speak like oyinbo!!!!!

lovelygurl:
Loool

But Snow84 has rival

LUMINOUZ--> the player, knows/thinks he is handsome

Who is going to be able to capture ZarZar's heart or are they both fighting a lost battle?

Lmaoooooo!!!!!!! U do have a flair for d dramatic u know!!!! U n ur mouth eh? Nawa!!!!!
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lovelygurl:
Lol don't pretend like you are not enjoying the drama too

It's like reading a really good book. Storyline:

ZarZar--> the emotional girl, finds it difficult to trust and therefore to love

Snow84--> lover boy, believes in love but will he be able to win ZarZar's heart?


Stay tuned and find out

Lmaoooooo!! Coz am staying tuned!!!! But ermmm.....there is a 3rd player in all this dear...ME!!!
So what's my storyline

ZarZar:
Well, it's been a pattern with me lately. I keep meeting Yoruba guys! I'm a big believer in "signs" though. I believe that God/Universe communicates with us through everyday events. If it happens once it's a coincidence, but more than once, it deserves a 2nd look. Shrugs. Anyway, I'm doing great How are you?

Am good o!!!! Just prepping for SKUL thingz!!!!! Holla@ u later aiit?

Princess4ng:
Lol.. Stalker

Lmaoooooo!!!!!!!

Princess4ng:
Lol... Lumi leave me ooo

SISI MI....awayu??
U know I love teasing u naaaaa!!!!

lovelygurl:
Awwww the love story going on this thread is making me emotional

Do something about it!!!!

ZarZar:
Awwwww

Do you believe in synchronicities? Something about what snow84 wrote & what you wrote that's guiding my thoughts to a different place unrelated to this topic. Plus I'm wondering why I keep bumping into Yoruba guys Perhaps fate is at play

Lmao!!!!! Babe babe! It might be fate! U never know till u try it! I have never cared about d tribe thing sha..n I instinctively know DAT me n snow84 gon be friends....my friends think am weird like DAT ....reason am called ALIEN....
Awayu dear?

OP repeat after me........West side is d best side!!!!!
Yeah I know....d statement is useless just like ur topic

dingbang:
Why is it so hard for you to say girl I really like you and I want you to be my girlfriend

Oh I am so tired of all this!!!! Just kiss her n be done with it!!!!