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Romance › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by luminouz(m): 8:01pm On Apr 18, 2017
Bumbae1:
I have seen u today cheesy chai so na u be dis
Babe na me oooooooo!!!!! See am gentle Naaaaaa!
Romance › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by luminouz(m): 7:17pm On Apr 18, 2017
Lashort:
No!
Na fight! Oya show me instead!!!! tongue
Romance › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by luminouz(m): 7:16pm On Apr 18, 2017
PenisCaP:
What a coded brethren i hav in u!.
May ur palms neva lack soft booties to grab.
AMEN to DAT bro!!!!!!
I just love me some booties!!!!!
Romance › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by luminouz(m): 7:01pm On Apr 18, 2017
PenisCaP:
grin grin.
My brethren!... leave me and my zarzar ooh
U will make her to start feeling shy right now. cheesy.

My zarzar is wid in bed tongue.
Lmaoooooo!!!! I feel u ma nigga!!!
Besides am d most handsome on NL!!!!!
Romance › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by luminouz(m): 5:52pm On Apr 18, 2017
PenisCaP:
I keep bumping into my zarzar. This is absolutely a clear sign!.
Zarzar is definitively feeling butterflies right now.


My sweet zarzar!!
Lmao!!!!! U like women dis guy!!!! grin
Romance › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland by luminouz(m): 5:49pm On Apr 18, 2017
ZarZar:
LOL! Even so, he still doesn't have enough oomph for me.
Eheh? How many mph dey satisfy u? U don spoil! grin
Romance › Re: Are AA women really scarce? by luminouz(m): 5:44pm On Apr 18, 2017
Lilyqueeny:
I'm already married
*falls down n faints away* shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Are AA women really scarce? by luminouz(m): 5:35pm On Apr 18, 2017
Lilyqueeny:
we are not getting married

we are just friends
*yimu* I hear!!! Na me u wan marry beforehuh? grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Babymama, Sophia Momodu Twerking By The Poolside (Photos, Video) by luminouz(m): 4:27pm On Apr 18, 2017
Airforce1:
I watch the video to the end
And I like what I saw.

That ass must be davido's weak point.

See as yansh dey bounce like rubber

Wow
I swear I swallowed d tomotom I was licking when I saw d video!!!! LAWD!!!! Are u sure it's not BIG ASS dat will kill me in dis world?
Cc bumbae1
Skylowlow
Romance › Re: Are AA women really scarce? by luminouz(m): 4:09pm On Apr 18, 2017
Lilyqueeny:
fine and you
I think u guys should get this offline.....wedding bells loading
Romance › Re: Are AA women really scarce? by luminouz(m): 4:07pm On Apr 18, 2017
crunchyg:
You see your life??
She is married joor!!!!! I just dey tease her! Unlike U!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Kanayo O. Kanayo And Richard Mofe-damijo At GLO 2017 Laftafest In Port Harcourt by luminouz(m): 9:30am On Apr 18, 2017
Trina0936:
It was fun! Was there live and direct cool
Juliet Ibrahim and Ebube Nwagbo were anchors for the show!! It was lit though the comedy were done by new upcoming comedians like Arinze Baba and Salvador.
N u couldn't invite me......stingico!!!!!
Romance › Re: Are AA women really scarce? by luminouz(m): 10:08pm On Apr 17, 2017
crunchyg:
Gerarahia mehhnnnn tongue tongue tongue
Lmaooooo! tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Are AA women really scarce? by luminouz(m): 8:12pm On Apr 17, 2017
megareal:
Can't really say but the women in my family are all AA, even extended ones.
Really? Now I know y I like u again! grin
Romance › Re: Are AA women really scarce? by luminouz(m): 8:11pm On Apr 17, 2017
crunchyg:
What ever that rock your boat man, if expressing how I feel for Lily girl is Ass licking, then I think I will like to lick that ass clean. Just clear for road Mr man with your sand sand abeg
OK bro...enjoy licking DAT ASS!!!!
Romance › Re: Are AA women really scarce? by luminouz(m): 6:27pm On Apr 17, 2017
crunchyg:
Can you give me the privilege of knowing you better. I bet you, I will be ever grateful
*sneers* another asslicker spotted! undecided
Romance › Re: Are AA women really scarce? by luminouz(m): 5:49pm On Apr 17, 2017
Bumbae1:
Not Really

AA over here cheesy my mum also AA
But blood group the rare one sad
Welcome to d team!!! AA like everyone in my lineage!!!! What's AS by d way!!!!!!
Romance › Re: Man Rants After His Friend Got Cheated On By A Girl He Placed On 100k Salary by luminouz(m): 1:44pm On Apr 17, 2017
ToriBlue:
Send me the 100k every month, I promise I won't cheat tongue.
Oya send me ur acct.number NOW!!!! tongue
Romance › Re: How Do You Know A Lady Is Satisfied In Bed by luminouz(m): 12:34pm On Apr 17, 2017
Tallesty1:
If she can stand up immediately and walk properly then you obviously didn't do something right


A satisfied woman always have this silly grin on her face after sex, she will become visibly weak and inexplicably attractive. She will wrap herself so tightly around you for a while before letting go.
Now there is a nigga who truly knows what I go through after I have done a good job on my ladies!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Reacts To Reuben Abati's Article About Her Boobs by luminouz(m): 12:29pm On Apr 17, 2017
Benekruku:
You will never know why they call them constrictors till you see how a python feeds. Like I said, they will lock u down that before u know, u re already deep inside them. Making use of there flexibility and length, they twine over you.
Hmmmmmm! Now DAT is tempting..... Dou some of my tall bootynised gehs also twine n grind...but I think I get wat ur saying....in my language they say 'legelege can destroy' legelege is Yoruba for slim!!!
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Reacts To Reuben Abati's Article About Her Boobs by luminouz(m): 12:21pm On Apr 17, 2017
Benekruku:
You cant judge till u give it a try. I have tried both and the margin is wild. They re best at it. Constrictors I call them. They lock u down!


Please avoid short girls! Its waste of time and energy
Yeah! I heard d constrictor word too!!!!lLmaoooo
Oh well....these days I have money things on my mind bro....women are taking back seats!!!
Short gehs are kinda OK sha for me......they are malleable to several positions!!!!! Its d short,extra thick FUFUnised ones that I avoid!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Reacts To Reuben Abati's Article About Her Boobs by luminouz(m): 12:12pm On Apr 17, 2017
Benekruku:
Try a tall Size 0, Your sex life will never remain the same.
I have heard some guys swear by them too... But d thing is I don't like very slim gehs.....n few slim tall gehs are curvy!!!!!
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Reacts To Reuben Abati's Article About Her Boobs by luminouz(m): 12:06pm On Apr 17, 2017
Icecream4U:
hairy girls.. Big clits? Interesting
Ayam telling U!!! All I have seen! They are d most passionate kinda gehs u will ever come across!!!!! Satisfy them in bed n u can finally call ursef a G!!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Reacts To Reuben Abati's Article About Her Boobs by luminouz(m): 12:00pm On Apr 17, 2017
Benekruku:

Very true!

Also, The taller, the deeeper.


Thats why you should always avoid tall skinny girls. They re deep. flexible and acrobatic.


Ina nutshell, They re assassins in bed
Reallyhuhhuh Never dated a skinny geh before sha....just tall n big beauties with big hips
Celebrities › Re: Tboss Reacts To Reuben Abati's Article About Her Boobs by luminouz(m): 11:56am On Apr 17, 2017
IamAirforce1:
Is Tboss really topless in this photo?

I didn't watch this part ..
I really missed.

I was told "the smaller the breast, the deeper the pussy".

How true is this?
Small breasts, deep pussyhuh?? I can't relate to DAT
Big hips,tight punna......yes
Big or wide mouth.....wide punna.....yes
Hairy gehs...... Big clits....yes...
#frommyexperience
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Some Nigerian Ladies Bleach Their Skin by luminouz(m): 11:46am On Apr 17, 2017
ToriBlue:
I'm telling you that most men 90% choose their wife or girlfriend based on colour.
90%? Where did u get DAT statistic from? There are still some of us who understand what team NATURAL means.....n we are not 10% but more!!!
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Some Nigerian Ladies Bleach Their Skin by luminouz(m): 11:40am On Apr 17, 2017
ToriBlue:
They bleach because most times men prefer light skinned girls to a dark skinned girls, unless they can't get the light ones, they settle for the dark ones but they won't love her entirely or spend on her the way they will spend on the light skinned girl.


They also prefer to marry light skinned girls.



A guy onces said if a girl is not light skinned, she is ugly and she is ajekpako, light skinned ajebutter and beautiful, so far the girl is just yellow.



I guess black is no longer beautiful in Africa.
I disagree beautiful! I don't choose my gehs based on skin colour! I have never n will never!!!! Whatever skin u have...just let it be clean n am OK.......I have seen ugly fair gehs so wadafuq!!!!!! N I have this on record... Evry geh I dated was a beauty......black,chocolate or fair......
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Our Best Easter In Nearly A Decade – Borno CAN by luminouz(m): 11:28am On Apr 17, 2017
Princess4ng:
Yeah.. I will wait
kiss...........
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Our Best Easter In Nearly A Decade – Borno CAN by luminouz(m): 11:17am On Apr 17, 2017
Princess4ng:
Tomorrow grin
OK........its like a 2day journey naaaa.....so might be Wednesday before I get dia.......u sure u can wait DAT longhuh? tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Our Best Easter In Nearly A Decade – Borno CAN by luminouz(m): 11:14am On Apr 17, 2017
Princess4ng:
Lol... Shey u said u love me na... U can take d distance cus of me
I do! When do u want me to come over? kiss
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Our Best Easter In Nearly A Decade – Borno CAN by luminouz(m): 11:05am On Apr 17, 2017
Princess4ng:
Lol... Stalker.... Come and join me
Lmaooooo!!!! U know am too far from DAT side na!!!!
Now I kinda understand u Berra sha!!!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is Our Best Easter In Nearly A Decade – Borno CAN by luminouz(m): 9:19am On Apr 17, 2017
Princess4ng:
Yes ooo... Our best Easter in nearly a decade... Maiduguri was very lively yesterday.. Wen I went to most places, it was filled up with pple celebrating We thank God everyone was happy and at peace... We pray for peace o
Wtfhuhhuh U stay in Maidugurihuh?? Haaaaaaaa!!!!
Lawd!!!! I can't take this Lawd!! grin

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