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Freewoman:
........Then what happened??

Then u let loose a loud rippling purple-coloured,beans-scented wet FART that chased everyone away... Including d vultures

Well.. I have a flaw too...its ermmm....well on d floor!!!!
BTW.....so this is oluwasma@dp!!!! Nice looking dou!!!

megareal:
Lead us not into temptation.

Lmaooooooo!!!!!! U eh!!!!

LegalBaby:
Thats small.
Mine is bigger

Wey d ASS

Safiaa:
No 4.

U 2??

Michellla:
No 4

Now I know y I like u!!!!!

vanida6:
Number2 iz cool


Guys abii....

Nahhhhh! And am representing guys all over NL....give us no.4

Ermmmm...its on a Sunday so lemme be brief!!! Nos 4 then 3 then 1(yeah I love foursomes) .. .....am in my House.... Come n beat me

SorftWerk:
everything about your profile is good lovely. Is that for real you in that dp?

My nigga softwerkkkk!!!! I sight U!!!

Michellla:
Dumbest thing i'v read all day.

I fvcking CONCUR!!!

khiaa:
If it applies to you, Happy Easter.

Boo boo kitty babe !!!! Happy Easter sunshine!!!!!
Here take two!!!

[quote author=Juliearth post=55604777]Note that you cant eat your cake and have it...I seriously wish your ex wont consider you because she deserves better(sorry if that came out brash).... and PS, nairaland is not the next shot to bring or talk about your relationship issues( at least not for real men,which clearly you are not).[/quote
U are carrying dis issue on ya head like gala!!!! Maka y na!!!!

crystalclear93:
You don't need to be a puppet..what do you truly want? This you should do its your life not your mom's and definitely not we you're asking for advice.

Am not sure how to respond to this childish OP!!! Haba!!! Are u a man or mummy's sissy!!! Will u MAN d FVCK UP?

LieDetector:
shey u dey whyne me?

You wan come blow whistle

Lmao!!!!

LieDetector:
OK sir. Send me TP

OK Sir!!!!!! Send d area!!!!

megareal:
I don't understand. A guy spends on me and doesn't require or insinuate sex as compensation? I would do thanksgiving in church!

Oya come n test me na n see if I won't touch U!!!!

LieDetector:
sir?

Yes U!!! Send DAT money to my account ASAP!!!!

Aderola15:
Nahhhh, ion believe you. I smell lies.

A man must to do 1, oya quicquic confess. Which is yours?

Any man? But am no man!!! Am alien luminous!!! U wanna know my weakness? SEE ME IN ZA OZA ROOM!!!!

MAKABBEY:
my case was differ, konji catch me and my gf is not arnd, therefore I went to 1 oloso junction, though was my first time to fu*ck oloso in my life, I was timid and naive coz I luv my gf and won't like to disappoint her... long story short, I gave d oloso 1k b4 d action, she play wit my dick and d tin no fit rise, she vex commot say I no b real guy, I was dragging d 1k wit her, as she called her friends who are doing same stuff with her, Na dat tym I no say never rise ur voice wit 1 oloso coz her friends will be wit her... Na so dem dey shout say I no be real man oo, I just run and never go back to dat joint again...

LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!

Anitateddy:
Lol.......Some comments tho. But honestly some men don't know how to approach a lady. I once remember slapping one that held my hand on the road.

Lemme see if u will slap me....if I hold ur hand for road!!!

Polyphony:
well...i hope you don't laugh. this happened 3 years ago.
so she called me that afternoon. "hey, I'm at your place. can you come".
Ohhh boy i was at a friend's house reading this difficult maths course.
Rushed to my apartment.
Well, nobody was in the Lodge that afternoon. it was just the sound of my generator and Enya's music playing.
So...she took my phone and started going through the family photos i took about a month before. Then...
i joined her in bed trying to cuddle her...she was slim and tight damn. I tried to cup her firm boobs and you know ladies na, she pushed my hands away. well, i continued...(been reading a lot of things online). I parted her hair and kissed her neck and she let out this soft moan. Ohhh boy. i don hammer. I tried it again, this time with my tongue. the moans increased. i now had full access to her boobs touching gently. then i laid her back on the bed and she just removed her top oh my! firm succulent boobs with nips pointing to the heavens. she then said "suck my boobs" which i did hungrily. she stood up. undid my trousers and gave me the first I blòwjob of my life. damn. then, i have this condom in my drawer since my first year. she helped me put it. Now it's time for action.
i didn't know where to plug my dick lol. i just lay on top of her doing shiît. thought it was just the same way like the movies. after few minutes, she pushed me, her mood changed and she said. "You know how to romance and charge a lady but you can't fuçk".
It hit me really hard judging the fact that it was my first time. my dick went to sleep immediately. it's so sad mehn.

Now DAT up there is mudafvckin FUNNY!!!!

DAT pikin needs correct AGBO!!!!!!

vanida6:
mind viewing my profile pls

We haff viewed it n we don't like u!!!!

Bumbae1:
dont do what , Lumi i be saint o

Saint ko.....saintess ni!

yehmy:
lumiyoung samuel?

Lmao!!!! Not my name bro!!!

Safiaa:
Lmao. Thats abnormal. Im sorry, unless you're a pope or something of that nature.

Lmaooo! Just pulling ur legs!!!! :

Bumbae1:
Lumi baby
Morning .. happy good Friday

Was just about to head out say make i greet you first .

Awwww! Ur so sweet bum bum!
Same to u jare!!!!!
Am staying indoors today sha!!!!
Have a blast n don't do ermmmmm......u know what I mean

Bumbae1:
Lol early morning

I tire oooooo!!!!

Omagago:
yhu tried op

God bless yhu


OP, this for yhu

*stomach rumbles like a volcano* Ohhhhhh! Guy u wicked ooooo!!!!

Safiaa:
Yeah, i think you're experiencing wet dreams. God job at being a virgin at 22. It takes a lot of self control

Whaz d big deal? Was a virgin @45!!!!!

Garrithe1st:
The Finger of God..

Aka the Big Heart..

I have nice friends from DAT state n becoz of dem....I won't insult u!!!!! Run along now!!!!!

advocatebaba:
I guess u typed diz out of over-excitement nd lack of undastnding bt d real fountain of stupidity waz implanted in u at ur birth coz u cant undastnd wat love means. if dier is a school of stupidity, u wil b a first class student.

SAVAGELY SAVAGE!!!!!!!!