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curiositymaster:
I overdid my siesta, now finding it hard to sleep

Eehyahhh...zowie

curiositymaster:
I'm sure you've learnt a great deal from your broken relationship. Next time, analyse the man well to make sure he wants you not because of your looks, and don't follow a main just because of his looks or financial muscle. One of the reasons for broken relationships is because they were built on lust rather than love (I've been guilty of this too). I'm sure you'll meet someone that truly loves you pretty soon.

I concur!!!!!

ZarZar:
Lol, my cousin said she bought one of them bum pads. What I don't understand is, what happens when a guy takes you to the bedroom, only to find your undies going gangsta & sagging after you've removed the fake padding? What a waste of time & money. Some of us are proud to stand out from the rest, with our unique physique

Lmaoooooo!!!!!!!!

curiositymaster:
No be small something

I dey tells u!!!!!!!Guy u never sleep? Don't be like me o.....I kinda have insomnia some nights n dis is just looking like one of doz fvcked up nights!!!

curiositymaster:
Hahaha. Abeg no cause kasala here oo, make no carry laughter wake sleeping neighbors

Lmaoooooo!!!! Hehen na!!!!!! He was flyin high n high before...now its skylowlow.......soon it will be water in my fvckin feathers!!!!

skylowlow:
Osky!

Kai!

What's with u n Kai ....Kai?? Or u mean Lai for Mohammed?

curiositymaster:
luminouz, birdman is now in the sky (I hope you get the parable)

U know me na! I decoded that in milliseconds!!!!!
Leave him dia.....by d time hunger wire am well..him go come down!!!!

skylowlow:
See them
kai!!

Skylowlow u never sleep

Snow84:
If I try analyzing these sentences to fish out their meanings, you will likely confront me with the epigram below:

In 19th century, a drummer was always on transit between Iwo and Ibadan -- major towns in Western region of Nigeria. Lalupon, a town manned by a powerful border official, was a border town between Iwo and Ibadan. Oyo is also a major town. The most loved drinks for entertainment purposes in those days was palm wine. So, the border official had been lavishing the drink on the drummer while shuttling around.

To repay the gesture, the drummer had to sing the official's praises to high heavens. But instead of praising him, the drummer invented an abusive song he would pass with his talking drum. He ensured the song could also be interpreted as a praise. The drummer took cognizance of the official's physique, which was below par in term of his mouth that resembled that of a beetle.
The drumming goes thus:

"I drank palm wine in Ibadan and Oyo joints and paid for it, but the largesse of high quality palm wine was extended to me by Lalupon border official."

It could alse mean:

"Examine the mouth part of a beetle; compare it with that of a snail, and tell me if Lalupon border official's mouth does not place him in the same biological family with this insect and the snail."

The drummer's traducers, who were experts in the language of talking drums, reported the matter to the border official.

Some days later, the drummer was passing by, and started the same rhetoric. Furious with rage, the official got the drummer arrested. But the drummer defended himself that he actually meant the first interpretation above, and that the second interpretation above was the handiwork of his enemies.

Now to your sentences:

1. It seems you tried to let us believe you have done the digging about me offline, and have come to a conclusion that I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing. The truth is that whatever is thrown forward will be overtaken; whatever is buried shall be dug out. And I will never defend myself that nothing has been thrown forward or buried.

2. Since my moniker was not mentioned, you are at liberty to say that you were not referring to me in the whole remark.

Anyway, I have come to realize that your breed of a woman is what I have [longed for] for ages. But that longing is still a half-truth, because I have no idea of how you look like -- before anything, humans tend to be drawn to each other first by appearance.

Let me tell you why luminous likes you: you brandish almost the same intelligence like that of one Rãine80, and luminous has never hidden his liking for the damsel(Check his past comments). It's not a bad thing to want wise women, but what if there is what we call fate? What if I'm fated to marry a dumb woman? It's understandable why you frustrated my effort to connect with you.

If not that you are an Aquarian, I would have thought that my thread about a business to do with a bike and 20k gave me away. But your ilk don't see money as the most important thing in this life. Peace!

Damn DAT was hot!!!! So ur snow84!!!! I like u bro!!! U know what u want n never shy away from it!!!
I love wise women! Beauty to me is fleeting! Have had my share of beautiful damsels as a fine boy.....but intelligence in a woman knocks Me d fvck out!!!!
Ur right about Raine80!!!! There is something about her DAT piques me I swear! So down to earth n mature.....just like ZarZar babe(we just jammed recently bro...I admire her intelligence n spirit) !!!!!
I wish u luck bro!!!! Am kinda weird about people....I always know who am gonna be cool with n ur one of them......
Am a Taurus by d way(don't know if DAT means shiit)

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]May extreme ugliness be your name from now on.

When people look at you, they shall see ugliness both in and out.

Your generation will be known as ugly that even they themselves will change their last name to "Ugly".

Ugliness shall follow you all the days of your life.[/color]

SAVAGELY SAVAGE!!!!!!

Rukkydelta:
No joke in this matter o
Dude must fulfil his promise

Lmaoooooo!!!!!! Na by vurze

Juni4jay:
U look pretty, I love it wen u ladies wear ur natural hair.
But, did u say it's a year plus!!!
Ur aging faster dan ur hair grows.

SAVAGE!!!!!!

2shur:
I geh money pass efe.
Before e fit see 300million na till forever
Wtf is 25m dah men dey pick weekly
Abegi

Bros I dey here oooo.....remember me when u wan send Easter gifts!!!

myfantasies:
I just found out today that i am related to efe

Lmaooooooo!!!!!

MrEgbegbe:

People are just foolish and jobless

You sit and watch someone sleep and talk

He just won millions of naira and guess what, your dumb ass still lives with your parents and don't even have up to 5k in your bank account

LAWD OF THE SAVAGE!!!!!

oluwasma:
mr tolotolo wat a name let me check ur pic sef. Se u r forming fine guy on ur dp abi? Nice pic maybe she can consider you guys..

Lmao!!!!!!! Thanks anyways!!!! Mrtolotolo n curiositymaster are in d vogue!!!! I admire her too much to waste her time....am still in SKUL!!!

ujusom:
Not yet. he told me we should taste different waters. the worst part, he didn't even want to sit and tell me face to face, I actually 've to force it out of him cause he couldn't even pick my calls again. he broke up with me on whatsapp. couldn't stop crying. don't know if it will be possible for me to love again cause I wouldn't want to experience this again.

Eehyaaa!!!!! Now am feeling really really bad right now!!!! Just let time heal u dear!!!! Am sure u will bounce back!!!

oyindamolaasake:
I cnt really figure out wat caused our breakup. Wat I know is dat he can say anytin,anywhere,anytime, anyhow 2 embarrass me.It had been 7yrs and I loved him more and more,but I hate insult 2 d core, especially 4rm sum1 who should av loved me.I stopped talking 2 him 2weeks ago coz I've moved on wit my life.Though,relationships and marriage is out of my plan 4eva.

Haaaaàaaaaaaa!!!! Biko reconsider oooo! Good guys still dey!!!!

ujusom:
dear that was same situation i founf myselfmine was six years, right from school, through the hard times and when God finally picked his call, he found out I wasn't good again. been trying to move on though it's very hard. sometimes I feel as if someone is squeezing my heart, that's how much it hurts.

Uju baby!!!!
Am.really sorry about DAT

oluwasma:
who is birdman and u? Lol oya show face

Well....me is on ma dp! Birdman is mrtolotolo my realest nigga!!!!

curiositymaster:
Sorry bro, I only know chloroquine . What is Quinn22 btw?

Lmaoooooo!!!!! Maybe she is d adulterated version!!!!

curiositymaster:
E dey annoy me say she no know her 'sawawu'

Leave her n d way she dey 'siwawu' ...Will soon turn her to sharwama

curiositymaster:
Are you ready to settle down? If yes, I think she's not a bad choice esp when you know she's a good girl .

As for me, I'm too busy now to commit myself into any relationship. I've tried severally, but it all went crashing as the ladies always thinks I don't love them

Guy!!! She is a good geh.....understanding n all DAT good stuffs!!!! I am still in SKUL bro!!!! She ain't looking for a student!!!

curiositymaster:
Ahahaa, dat one na killer punch

U know me bro!!!!!

curiositymaster:
Birdman is past tense my dear. The guy will not know anything (e still dey purgatory). But as a very nice man, I will not stab my paddy (luminouz) in the back.

kennyjesus8:
. Dah was the best decision you made...

N DAT is why I dont wanna disturb her too much my guy.... Am not yet ready too......n she is just too cool a geh to have her time wasted.......I will happily endorse her to a sensible guy who is ready...
I love teasing her on NL dou.....she says I get sweet mouth!!!!

curiositymaster:
Thanks jare, I no know why luminouz dey do you tumbo tumbo since

Lmao!!!!! U know what is on ground is DAT....she thinks am not yet ready to settle down .....DAT I dey do playboy upandan on NL......
She is a very good geh dou......ask mrtolotolo... He gon tell u more!!!!

curiositymaster:
E concern me because he is my friend. ntoor

No mind d sundried stockfish!!! U know what they say...eni ti tie ti baje....ko mind ki tenikeji jona!!!!

Quinn22:
Your pathetic!
I can see your mother's labour for you was in vain. I just pity the poor mama
Cuz you lack respect for your parents and you are very shameless! Shame on you!

Pity my momma? Lmao! Please dont! She celebrated 37 years of fulfilling marriage last week...NO BEATINGS ...NO ABUSES.....guess who d MC is
Now holla@me when u celebrate same..

adontcare:
calm down. U did not say anything bad. Intact I prefer men like ur dad. Beating someone weaker is not a show of strenght

Thanks dear.....I just don't know her problem!!!!! I noticed DAT moniker always showing up with her weird feministic mindset n getting into fights ceaselessly!!!!!