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skylowlow:
E ti ji

skylowlow:
Lo ji...

Warriz goin on hia!!!!!

NextGovernor:
No they are deaded.

No...most deadeded!!!!

alexis007:
Had an ex of one-and-a-half years who perfected this method. She was so good that I began to buy a c0ndom only when I sensed she was becoming irresponsible and may infect me with some venerals.

Fear Women!

I dey tell u!!!

jonaifame22:
She said, wait lemme use tissue paper to clean ur
dick

Lmaooooo!!!!

LePrezident:
Statement in 'bold' is an absolute fallacy.

I concur with d bolded!!! Raine80(very sure) n ZarZar(speculative) are damn fine gehs!!!!

ZarZar:
Maybe they come across as intimidating & make others feel like they have to step up their game in order to measure up. Just a guess though. Or it could be that they're the ones not interested since most seem to have very high standards to go with the kind of smarts they require from others.

Am cool with sapiosexuals! Brainy Gehs(add small cuteness) dey trip me!!!!! Examples are U n Raine80!!!

I AM LUMINOUZ!!!!! Now upload ur pic or else......

ZarZar:
Huh? You sure?

Lawd!!!!!
As big as DAT
Please speak mother confessor.....lemme be confessed!!!

I am single because I want my next relationship to be my last! Gehs are not my problem..finding one who loves when broke n willing to stand by u without DRAMA is hard dou! Every geh just assumes I am rich n when they learn I am a hustler....70% of them put on drama...25% stay coz of fine boy ish! 5% to stay in good time n bad time is what I haven't found! I saw one dou during NYSC..but tribal differences killed it....she would have been d perfect wife for me!

Alero3Arubi:
I honestly don't know.
But I haven't seen any man that doesn't like boobs or ass and I have none.

Though I love ASS but I think ur cool! Definitely there are guys out dia who think d same!!!!

She was my first n I was hers!!! She cried when I started n I had to take it slow coz it was really tough going in..but I took my time n she flowed a little bit for 1st round....2nd round was a bit better with a lot of Wawu!!! Ohoh!!!! Eiiishhhhh!!!!.when I finished she had this gooey roguish sleepy smile on her face n she held me tight as fvck!!!!
All these pikin up there dey form abi? Make una continue!!!

ZarZar:
It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

Lmaoooo!!! U eh!!!! But I swear if I lap u my stuff won't move at all! Care to try?

Really?

curiositymaster:
Boy!!! Never knew there was a squeezing method. BTW that your guy na confirm badoo ooo. I never waka jam dat kin girl or maybe na because I nor dey do the poor-it-inside thingy.
Btw, I'm tired of all these girls and looking for a wifey, I learnt dem yapa for Ibadan.

Lmaoooooo! Wifey dey hia like kilode....just tell me ur spec n I will make my suggestions

D day I saw a geh use d squeeze n release method..it was like a miracle. She just squatted n grunted like she wanna give birth..... Come see as all my AKAMU dey flow out in slow motion! I was impressed n I gave her a reward! Another round of.........
Cc curiositymaster
Skylowlow....

DEBJOCH1:
Self descipline Zero, cant you just comport your self just for one of the test? na wa for some people, and you are here proud of your action.

Hot piss never hold u before abi? Mr Comportment!!!!

curiositymaster:
I know you made this up to advertise Fidelity bank.

If na me dat wan go piss and one yeye HR asks me to go back, I'll just jejely go back, unzip my trouser and piss for dere ni.

I swear that is what I will do too!!!!! N then walk out majestically!!!!! D guy should have been allowed to pee without his personal effects on him escorted by a guard or something!

lollypeezle:
My brother, i understand your point

But the fact is that you failed not because of the urine expulsion you wanted to make but lack of preparation or seriousness on your part.

i once went for this kinda test and i drank pepsi and gala before the test, i felt uneasy as well but the fact that i prioritized what i went there for than the urine made it possible to score high. you even sound playful.

Stop placing this kinda stuff here to score cheap pity. i didnt pity u. Am sorry

Who asked u for ur yeye pity? Ohoh!!! So u scored high?? ur just a regular Einstein now ain't U? Now DAT u have spoken...could u kindly shut d fvck up

shinarlaura:
Lol

U know am right eh? French geh!!!

PenisCaP:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
This one craze pass me ooooh

Lmaooooo!!!!! We dey craze together ni!

curiositymaster:
it's either the story is untrue or you see him as a sugar dadd. Abi ki loni mo so Luminouz?

Curiositybaba emi o mo fun SISI yen o........story looks cooked d fvck up....

shinarlaura:
U re handsome. Good luck in ur search

Y do I have dis feeling that u will have a gigantic ASS @ dp!!!!!

CALABAR!!!!!!

soberdrunk:
33 children!! Now the 'real battle' begins........!!!

N I wish them 'good fortune in d wars to come'

I hate big boobs!!!!! I love big ass!!!!!!! Y? Becoz there is nothing like a BIG SHAKY BOOTY to get my juices flowing even iffa am a quarter to DEAD!!!
Have I answered u now?

PapiSmith:
Your friend crying over a girl?

Tell him he is a bìtch ass Nigga

Not only DAT!!! He is a weak livered sissy........wanky Wacker n a wee wee mudafvcker!!!!!
Am pissed!!! Lemme add more!!!!
A raggedy....jaggedy....wimpy..wompy.....holey wormy little cvnt ass.....goatteat....flippy floppy...no good ASD mudafvvker!!!!

Davash222:
Bro, you seriously need a chill pill.

Dancing to Timaya's song * I concur*

MEGGATRON:
what's the fun in it if you don't ?

Lmaoooooo!!!!

MEGGATRON:
She don get belle, happy married life in advance.

you look so young mehn so happy for you, where our uncles like coolestchris , iamairforce1 still dey chase skirt upandan.

Please oh please don't mention fvcking name!!!!

Bumbae1:
ok
I no wan talk birdman dey look me ni

Lmaoooo...u can send it as PM!!!!!

PenisCaP:
thats my Brethren nigga.!!. We share same sentiments..
bootie is good for the heart!!. I love squeezin 'em!!

Please please someborri hold me....before I go gaga composing !
I just pray make ass no be my death warrant for this life!!!