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Groovepapi is on FAYA!!!

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Karlifate:
Kneeling down to propose to a woman is one of the weakest acts a Man can do, it’s literally a humiliation ritual

“I’m not worthy of being your husband, but please can you consider me, I want to take care of you for the rest of your life, please accept my request”

That’s how you sound lil bro, seek help.



— Groovepapi

Nailed it again!!!

That shiit irritates dafuq outta me

Karlifate:
I’m an ass man, a strong believer that ass is better than boobs

A woman with big ass and small boobs looks better than a woman with big boobs and small ass

Ass is too important

But I’ll never accept disrespect or unacceptable behavior from a woman just because she’s thick

It’s called self respect, i advice every Man adopt this concept

Don’t let your Manhood control your mannerism.



— Groovepapi

Mah Nigga!!!
🙂🙂🙂

Double0h7:
Be a man and stop using primary school tactics to get her attention. You know you like her so do the needful! Replying K like you’re smooth when you’ve been stalking her on every account she creates. 😂😂😂

K

Eunoiaa:
It must only be a spirit of evil. A deeply wicked evil spirit that'll make you take the time to go through someone's diary only to look for something bad to comment about it.

I did not ask for your opinions on my diary. I did not invite you inside to have a look.

Please, jump and pass. I beg you. You hate me, you dislike me, ignore me! Leave my comments alone, it is none of your business what the fuçk I chose to do with my profile.


Can you do that? I'm really begging you. After today, can you leave me alone on this account and stay on your lane and me on mine?

I beg you with the name of the God you serve. Leave me alone. Seeing you in my mentions really makes me irritable and uncomfortable. It is the only reason why I have not gone out of my way to quote any of the people I used to fight with. I want quietude and sanity on this account. Please. Don't bring that negative energy again. I want you to ignore me forever and this is an ernest request from me. I'll really appreciate it if you'll stick to doing so.


Thank you.

K

*sighs*

Still as emotionally unintelligent as ever!!! 🙂🙂🙂

Eunoiaa:
What you're looking for Luminous, you will get it.

Because I don't know what market I bought from your hand that you're always denigrating me at every turn. Now you're bodyshaming me on it as well.

What is your issue with me? What's my offense? Do I look for your trouble? Do you see me in your mentions constituting a nuisance all the time? The times I have ever responded to you in the past was because of YOU, barging into my mentions unprovoked to insult me. Now you've started again on this account.

How is my talkativeness affecting your life? Is it your hand? Is it your account? "Your diaries are a mess." As opposed to what? Okay, and so? Who says I owe you, of all people, any organisation as to how I chose to express myself on something as personal? Did I put a gun to your head that you should always go through my diaries/my profiles? If you want a clinical account, make yours?

How hard can it be for you to mind your business and keep shit moving when you know you don't have anything nice to say? So as you've ranted to your heart's fill now, what will happen? I should change and stop updating my diary or deactivate my account because it doesn't please you as an NL member?

Abi what exactly is your problem with me?

It's not enough that you disagree with what I say, but no, you will go out of your way to be mean to me and make sure I know it.

I hope it makes you feel better about yourself in some way sha. I hope being vile helps you live better with yourself. I hope so.

K

BigBlackPreek:
Hello everyone,

I just want to know if there are people in my category,especially guys.

Do not be confuse by my moniker as I created it for my side hustle, yeah I could be a bad boy on nairaland but in reality I'm a chronic introvert that never had a girlfriend

You will be shocked when you meet me for the first time by extreme quiteness and may think I'm annoyed with you or you may be wondering if is same guy on nairaland that portray himself as a bad boy .

I am an extreme introvert andeverybody is complaining, I don't really have friends and Iam ok that way,just that my family and friends are beginning tocomplain,they believe I should have outgrown this"quietness". I don't knwo if I should panic...Pls house,is thereanything wrong with keeping to myself?

I need your suggestions please

Mtchewwww..
So you pretend?

Who will ever take you serious?

Eunoiaa:
No. I changed my mind.

You're not a provider man. You're not a provider man in the slightest. You do not have the spirit of long-suffering and you aren't self-sacrificial. That is what men are built to do? 😒


You men of today do not even want to be supermen like our fathers of old. Any small strain, you're already complaining and seeking for equality. You should rediscover the template for masculinity because it's clear that you've lost it. Men are men and women are women as designed by God. We have the burden of pregnancy; you have the burden of provision. You have to toil and sweat to eat. If you couldn't handle it, you would not have been made as a man. Above women, innit? Because I saw in one of your comments that men have "allowed" women freedom so much and you have to put us women back in our place.

So is this how you plan on being a dominant man? Whining like a chicken? 😒


You should be happy you have a woman who wants to bring out the man in you. A woman who wants to allow to be manly. Why should she care about your feelings? Women are incapable of doing that. Also, are there not domestic duties she performs for you?


It's funny that you're crying over an "independent" woman who wants to kill you with billing, but your fellow men will swear that a stay-at-home wife and working husband is the ideal marriage. 🤣🤣


You cannot eat your cake and have it please. You're a redpill follower. Stick to the the demands of tradition, and not trying to eat from the table of of an equal relationship and a master/submissive one.

Jesus fuqin Christ!!! See classic reverse psychology. Superman lo ma pa e danu! Masculinity kee u dia!!! Oleeee!

How can you talk like a goddamn parrot? One look at your diary showed you are a whole mess. Cho Cho Cho...Aje oshi!!! Na why you no get body

Eunoiaa:
Good men and women are coming to advice you, you hear?


Me na only bad advice for mouth I get wey I go fit give you, but seeing as you are already doing through a lot, let me just fem. .

URGH!!!!

SMH!!

ExceptionalCool:
Good afternoon, everyone!

I am really having a hard time staying pure, as a girl I have been battling with sexual immortality and pornography. God has been faithful, but I see myself really struggling to keep my virginity. I made a promise to God, and I don't want to break it but now my body is doing anyhow. It is mostly my fault because I watch porn (though it has reduced) and I now hang out with guys that are not into me but my body. God Abeg! Omo, the dumbest part is that I know of the consequences, but my dumbass is still following that guy because he is hot. Please, someone talk to me.


I can't believe I have to emphasis this; I am a girl. Yes, girls watch porn, masturbate and have sexual thoughts too. I am not trying to promote it, but we need to stop thinking these things don't happen in real life.

Sexual immortality bawo?

We4all:
Na you born dem? You dey mad?

K

Two monikers used by the same entity...


To TROLL...


Kai...I never see this kain joblessness before

1. A man who puts a woman on a pedestal

2. A man who uses money to buy a woman's attention

3. A man who never prioritizes his own life as being a King!!

4. A man who fails to develop himself mentally, physically, financially and socially but thinks everything is owed him.

5. A man who never realizes that men are not loved unconditionally, and his true value is due to what society expects him to provide. No one gives a fuq about his happiness or welfare. He is nothing but a mudafucking tool to be used.

6. Points 1-5 again and again. Engrave them in your hearts.

*sighs*

Another Simp

You left my house and still took my daughters? You dey mãd? I would have moved heaven and earth to get my kids back.

RIP to the daughter!!

adambeatz:
Lol, bro calm down and go thru the point he/she gave, especially thru the scenes. That's a good and valid point, a man can only be a man, but having a side character (a woman)to help with kids, especially female kids is one of the best idea. Think about it, you see this gen z sets that we have currently can't be negotiated with when it comes to home training, a popular certified love-vendor(Katt William) who has kids and even adopted other kids knows the importance of having a woman around when raising kids.

It is a troll. We don't quote IT!!!

baby124:
This guy is single to stupor and can’t even get a call back just FYI @Realme111. This is why you have to be very careful where you take your problem to for advice.

K

Gbadugbakun:
There's this girl I'm dating. So yesterday we talked about marriage and all that. She now told me that if we get married that she won't bear my name. That I should take note now. That she would continue to bear her father's name that all that name change things were for our parents that things have changed and the world has changed.

She even called me an old school person who is still stuck in the past. That all over the world women no longer take the name of their husbands. I now asked her that who's surname would our kids answer. She flared up and told me to grow up stop disturbing her with childish questions.

I decided to bring it here, because I want to know how the question I asked is childish? Because when I told my elder brother who is married he told me that it's an insult for a girl to reply me that way. What do you people think?

Nlfpmod Seun Mynd44 rocktation nlfpmod help me with front page please.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

You be werey. I don laugh taya!! She cooked you well, mumu.

Now, your elder brother advised you but you still came here to ask for help? Are you ok?🙄🙄🙄

N.B: Who are you referring to 'What do YOU people
think?' You lãck manners sha!!!

DonroxyII:
Your wife is Your Husband ... Welcome to Reality !

I always Advice Male Not to Marry as Boys ... Be a Man First & Formost ....

Avoid Luminouz & Redpillers Geng ... They will destroy your mental Spheres with Overcarefulness .......

You have failed to Trained Your Wife Life Management which her family has failed to Trained Her .... she will destroy you & Destroy your children with her pepperish .... now your children would go onto the street of Life to operate your wife's Maturities & Behavioural Tendencies since they are used to Locking people & Having their ways ... The Street is going to treat your Children's Fvcked Up cuz The Street is Cruel ... Street ain't You ...

You can see the Future Outlook of Your inability to Manned Your Woman .... Let the Fvck Continue... e no dey yield better fruit when you allowed Women to Rule Your Manhood .... You are Cooked !

Call God & Go to twitter to read about "Warriors" .... Right now ... You are a Boyish Maturities in Men's Age Bracket .... !

Go & Grown to become a Masculinity Maturities... someone Reasonable & Responsible While Also Fvcking Your Wife Vagina to Your Desire Choices ... She will Obliged You Without Questions !

K!!!

Realme111:
please everyone i need your advice, I'm facing this right now.
There was a time my mom was complaining about feeding and how dad family are maltreating her in our home town,and I discussed with my wife,we both have 4kids together,so she agreed that My mom should come over,we're living in room and parlour then,and i brought mom home,this happened in 2020.
All of a sudden my woman started issue with mom,to the extent that mom I'll report her to me that she's not greeting her,as in early morning greeting from a well trained woman, but I will beg mom, because sometimes i also notice such character from my wife.
This issue continue like that,until one day.
Mom don't eat Eba,Cuz my mom is from Ekiti,so either pounded yam,semolina or Fufu,and by God grace I manage to get some at home,just to satisfy mom,One very evening like that,i went to watch Chelsea match, immediately i returned home,i see mom outside, and I asked her if she have eaten,but she replied No,and i asked why, she said that My wife make EBA for her and she can't eat it .
Immediately I went to the kitchen and asked my woman,why did you prepare Eba for Mama, Instead of her regular food,my wife replied that,she didn't make EBA for mom,but Semo.
And I asked her to show me the semo,to my surprise,My wife is showing me Eba,and she's claiming that its Semo,I was very angry,cuz as I was asking her,that what's the meaning of this,she keep telling me that is Semo,i get mad at her and slapped her,I never knew that she intentionally planned it, she knows that I'll be mad at her ,she wanted everything to scatter,cuz she knows that I don't joke with my mom,mom started begging me that night,and her brother have to show up and settle it for us,and i later I went ahead to get Fufu for mom.
Two days later,.mom told me she's going ,though she didn't said is because of my woman,but i understand,to my surprise,mom is going back with her load and with what i get for her, almost, 4 bags, altogether,i carried 2, while mom also carried 2,my wife just looking at us as we re going, nothing like her to see mama off,or even said Bye Mama .fast forward to 2021,mom died and we went for the burial.
After some years,maybe 2 years ago,her own mom came to Lagos,after leaving her brother's place,she stayed In our house for 4 to 5 months,which I take good care of her very well,even she keep telling other siblings that I'm the best.
This is the main point now,This same my mother inlaw now had stroke,she's down with stroke, Though we had a meeting together, that her mom I'll stayed in their elders brothers place for a month,and come to live in my house,(mini flat with 4 kids)for a month also, and will from their go to another siblings house, after a month.i once asked my wife that which mattress her mom going to use when she get here,and she said,our own mattress,this hurt me,cuz i can't immagine, sleeping on the same bed, maybe after she leave.
Please who can tell me what to do,as for me,I'm not happy about this,cuz anytime I remembered how she treated my mom,this saddened me,and i also don't want my kids to be affected thru this sickness........ please I need everyone's advice .

I have seen a story similar to this.

My advice is simple. You were too weak and allowed your wife dictate terms in your home on issues you should have put your foot down. Now, concerning her mother, I am also saying NEVER LET HER MOTHER STAY WITH YOU. Remind her of what your own mother did and put your foot down.

N.B: Your mom was from my state. The fact that your wife can treat your mom like that and you didn't make her regret such was so bad and sad. Ekiti men had balls. Where did you come from bro? How can you be so weak that your wife is now dictating terms of how, when and how long her own mom will stay in your own house and you are coming to ask us for advice? You disappoint me if this story is true.

I have said it before. The day you allow a woman to disrespect you and get away with it is the day you lose your value. It always goes downhill from there.

DonroxyII:
He did Nothing Wrong Chairman ... She said No, He Moved On ....

Why u dey craze untop Another Man Matter

Redpilling go wound una brain finish ... Imagine u Feeling Pained & Insultive because a Dude asked for a Girl No & She said No .. Lol! ..

If he asked for sex ... she said No .. Una go still Curse him ....

Life no go Far ooo ... Oyinbo go destroyed una African Brain Finish .... You dey do Yanga to the Gender you are Meant to Cater & Care For While Managing Her Madness 😠

K

Alexis11:
Such act is enough to kill any man for real. Nobody should come and form any nonsense red pill here.


RIP

Will you shût it?

So redpill is nonsense to you? Your suffering has just begun. You will learn wotoporiously!!!

I'm expecting your post here soon. I hope you don't die from heartbreak

baby124:
Yes. Because she came there to love her husband and kids. Not anybody else. Some in-laws you try with them and all of a sudden they start interfering in your home and want to tear it down. If you don’t fight back and keep distance they will almost ruin you mentally. They do not appreciate being treated well.

A lot of people don’t understand boundaries and they think nice people are to be taken advantage of. If your family is nice to that woman I am not sure she would be fighting.

Some of you pack witch and mad woman full house. Then you let them rubbish your wife only to turn around and blame her when she does not allow it to cover that the people in your family are mad.

Bla bla blaaaaaaaa

MisterBanny:
Lol.. your so funny. Pls can I have ur number?

*Sighs*

Not again, mudafucker!!!

Klass99:
To give you back hand slap through my phone dey sweet me ehn.......too bad I can't do it. Let me try and break it down for you as best as I can. Women have an innate gift called female intuition, we can sense and see things from miles away that men are usually unable to sense or see.

We can often see the selfish and entitled mentality of your siblings/relatives, where most only know how to take and receive, never giving back anything in return. They are essentially parasitic in nature like that insect that gums itself to a dog's skin, sucking the blood out of it, then it falls off when it is full.

Once a man is rich or doing well his relatives buzz around him like bees to honey, they don't want to work or make a success of their own lives, in their shallow minds, their brother has money na so he should help them. That is when they carry blood is thicker than water on their heads like die! Let that same man fall critically ill, you will see all those siblings/relatives disappear into thin air, abandoning him to his wife and kids alone, to be taken care of. If the man is lucky they may visit him once or twice in the hospital.

The question I always ask is this - are your relatives' hands broken or are their brains malfunctioning that they cannot strive to make something of their own lives? Must they gum body to the one successful relative in the family for their existence and survival? There is nothing wrong with helping out your relatives, but when you carry their matter on your head like gala, you repeatedly allow them take advantage of you or disrespect your wife, and your wife and kids suffer, there is everything wrong with you and your relatives.

Women tend to see these things and when we try to shield you as wives from the parasitic pack of wolves you call family, you claim we hate your relatives and we are the ones causing division amongst you. No sir, it is not us but rather your selfish relatives who want to constantly use you as a meal ticket in this life, not caring if you have a new family of your own to take care of.

And when you die they all disappear not caring if you have kids who may need help in your perpetual absence due to death. They don't remember that blood is thicker than water, and they ought to help your children oooo. Why is this even a topic of discussion in 2024? Most of you (men) grew up in households like the one I described, where you saw your father's relatives disrespect him and your mothers, they took advantage and often behaved any how in your father's house. But somehow you still manage to spin it around as being the woman's fault.

Bullshiit!!!

gnykelly:
He doesn't have Idea how to make that, so he settled for poor man games =SEX

Mtchewwww...see nonsense post wey this one dey make.

Does your money insure or inure you against the wiles of women?

Rizzputin...


You made lots of sense. I may not agree with the married women part but having experienced first hand how your points cause chaos...I agree that men need to be more aware.


Redpill is also good but too much of it is also not bad. If a girl who thinks I'm too tough with my principles wanna leave, she can leave. I'd rather have too much redpill than too little. Just my view

gaby:
Way many things out there more important than "Pussay and Fcks", in real life.

Na small children dey dwell on fcks, pus say, dck sizes...lol

If I get unfortunate to wife a natural-born philanderer and she based her excuses on my not satisfying her sexually, that one na silly excuse na. No complaints...oya, everybody find him way.

I've got more important things to do in this life and world I was sent into and sexual satisfaction might not just have been one of those reasons.

As you mature and gain more experience from life, you'll come to realize that "satisfaction" is subjective and that you can't satisfy everyone in life not just sexually but in every aspect of life's course.

You nailed it, man.

You have a point but OP made salient points that every man out there should take notes of

EreluRoz:
kuku pack your load to south Africa before thunderwillfireyou

Rozz na me you dey talk to like this?

Kai .. I will do something about your case.

EreluRoz:
Enemies within

Shût dafuq up!!!

EniHolar:
They have finished... No Need

See you where dey do like small pikin...

I hope your mind don come down bayi?

EreluRoz:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sharrap dia....

Oniranu na nwo ball!!!