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Romance › Re: My Bestie Is So Jealous by luminouz(m): 3:06am On Jan 23, 2024
OSDD:
The number of stupid neegaars on this forum is alarming, una no get father figure? Wtf is *I see her as my soulmate* *we do most things together except sex*, like una no even dey date.

Your ancestors will be turning in their grave
Thank You for the beautiful reply.

Simps make me sick
Celebrities › Re: ‘85% Women Want To Leave Their Marriages, I Tried Thrice’ – Actress, Jaiye Kuti by luminouz(m): 2:41am On Jan 23, 2024
DrAda:
Me thinks the figure is closer to 98%. The idea is nursed but hardly executed. It will be interesting to know if men feel the same way too
Again...you pull statistics right out of your ass without proof.

How on earth would you know 98% of women wanna leave their marriages? You conducted a study on all married women or what?

DrAda....be careful with your assumptions
Celebrities › Re: ‘85% Women Want To Leave Their Marriages, I Tried Thrice’ – Actress, Jaiye Kuti by luminouz(m): 2:35am On Jan 23, 2024
Jennyclay:
As matter of fact 95% of women want to leave their marriages. undecided
Things are really happening in marriage/relationships that i just don’t want to say it out. What Nigerian men are using our eyes to see. eh! hmmmm! undecided

All what men want is sex!! After sex, they treat you like trash! Some men would even beat and rape their wife and tell her to her face that there’s nothing like rape in marriage. sad. Bunch of sickos!! sad

The honest truth is, there’s nothing a man can bring to my life that I can’t get myself. I enjoy my own company and I don’t feel the need or want to get married. I don’t think it will add anything to my life at all.

I got out of two long term back-to-back abusive relationships in 2020 and have pretty much sworn off men. I don’t need a man to make me happy and I will continue to hate men!
Now I know why you are so pained by men issues.

God will heal you.
Crime › Re: 26-Year-Old Woman Kills Married Lover In Rivers State (Pics) by luminouz(m): 3:23am On Jan 21, 2024
BloomingDale:
One round no do the foolish man. Trying to force himself on another person. No is No, Nigerian men. He will go and finish all the rounds in the after life.
What's doing this one?

You dey dia ni?
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Kunle Remi, And Why Is He Trending? by luminouz(m): 2:50am On Jan 21, 2024
A renowned Nigerian actress?

WTF!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 2:40am On Jan 21, 2024
Fattprince23:
I'd rather you share a bed with me.
Don't quote IT.

We hate quoting IT.
Business › Re: Tope Awotona: Meet Nigeria's Richest Man In The US by luminouz(m): 11:37am On Jan 20, 2024
BigBlackPreek:
Congratulations to him but what has been his contributions back home towards bettering the life of the less privileged and the downtroddenhuh
So he makes his money to help the downtrodden or he is obligated to help them?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:05am On Jan 20, 2024
PinkNature:
Does anyone here consume black bullet?

What does it do to the body?
Sets you at risk of heart attack!!! But the one with vodka and no caffeine seems better than the ones without.

Bull Taurine and Caffeine are not to be consumed too much and most energy drinks stink of them.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:03am On Jan 20, 2024
Rukevwe999:
Mid twenties
Never answer her again please.

She is a troll whose aim is to derail this thread. We always ignore IT
Romance › Re: "Have You Ever Been On This Sapa Level" ? by luminouz(m): 2:56am On Jan 20, 2024
codedgalaxy:
Lol, some people turn food bandits at nights. Pls i will like to use this medium to to say,
pls, is not every home training you cling on to, some are better left behind or improvised on as you grow.
That home training amongst others saved my life countless times. The success I have achieved in my life is directly linked to the virtues instilled into me by my parents.
So it works for me. It might not work for you.
Romance › Re: "Have You Ever Been On This Sapa Level" ? by luminouz(m): 1:36am On Jan 20, 2024
Therock5555:
This is funny but sad as fuvk...
Yeah I know. Humble beginnings bro
Romance › Re: "Have You Ever Been On This Sapa Level" ? by luminouz(m): 1:35am On Jan 20, 2024
Psady:
This is so serious,may you never lack after such an experience.
Trust me bro.

I'm now very well off.

And I thank God for that again
Romance › Re: "Have You Ever Been On This Sapa Level" ? by luminouz(m): 4:36am On Jan 19, 2024
I thank God for where I am today.


I suffered back in the days at school.

Sapa was so sapaing that I didn't eat any food for 3 straight days. I kept drinking water and sleeping like a pregnant cow to conserve energy. To make matters worse, All my neighbors were cooking good foods whose delicious smells tormented me for 3 days and invaded my dreams at night. I never asked them to give food based on the training my mum instilled into all her kids from a young age.

While delicious smells tormented me during the day, my dreams were worse. I was always eating delicious foods in my dreams, stealing food and even killing people for their food. I remembered killing my grandmother and eating her food. It got a point on the third day I stole so much food that everyone was now chasing me and calling me food. It was an experience I would never forget .

My friend came on the fourth day and found me lying on my bed unable to stand up and gaped when I told him the story. He bought orisirisi for me and literally saved me. I don't know what I would have done if he didn't show up. I was just too adamant to approach my neighbors for food. I hate begging anyone for anything.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:19am On Jan 19, 2024
Dizzyyish:
*Walks into a bar*

"Why this place dey always sell drinks?"
Or "walks into a brothel"

"Nawa, for these oloshos sha... Are you people this shameless?"


"Walks off 5mins later with a broken head,nose and a busted nutsack"
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:04am On Jan 19, 2024
chukshobayo:
You of all people puke. Ha I thought you were hardened that you will feel nada, talkless of puking.
Simping kinda makes wanna puke.... 🤣🤣🤣
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:03am On Jan 19, 2024
Rukevwe999:
A woman's portrayal of love is through respect and submission. If a woman can't respect you, she can't submit to you. If she can't submit to you, she can't love you. I want my woman to submit to me out of her freewill and not out of obligation or in return for something. Unfortunately feminism has taught modern women that submission to a man is a form of oppression. Demand respect and submission and she feels insulted.
💯
Romance › Re: Man Goes Viral For Impregnating 5 Women At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 3:02am On Jan 19, 2024
Kinzo0917:
But the ladies are beautiful

Some guys love condemning everything

His gf or sisters might be atutupoyoyo
Lmaoooo...you be wicked person.
Romance › Re: Man Goes Viral For Impregnating 5 Women At The Same Time by luminouz(m): 3:01am On Jan 19, 2024
Greystone:
Na American black men dey fvck around indiscriminately pass everyone. And they are only good at crime, drugs, going to prison, knacking and getting women pregnant but don't care about their kids. Very useless and irresponsible set of foolz...
I don't think so. Many black American men have excelled in their careers. Ben Carson is one of such men that I so admire.
Sports › Re: Ivory Coast. Vs Nigeria: AFCON 2023: 0 - 1 On 18th January 2024 by luminouz(m): 2:41am On Jan 19, 2024
Biglittlelois:
Nigeria beat Ivory Coast in 1994, and went on to win that AFCON.

Nigeria beat Ivory Coast in 2013, and went on to win that AFCON.

Nigeria has just beaten Ivory Coast in AFCON 2023 🤔

Perhaps, …….. 🤷🏾‍♂️😄
So you like football this much?

You surprise me today!!!
Education › Re: 16 Facts About David Akanmu, UNILAG 5.0 CGPA Graduate by luminouz(m): 1:22am On Jan 19, 2024
CSTRR:
Jealous?

I graduated with a 4.44.

I was on a 4.7 for most of my academic life in the university, and later slipped due to a personal life trauma in my final year.

If I had a father as a professor in my department, he would have covered my lapses in the final year, and I would have graduated with a strong first class, and you would be hailing me today as "scholar".
Your story is exactly why I said you are jealous. You had almost first class and you blamed everyone who did and thought to yourself that 'had it been you had a little push' you would have made it. That guy did other courses from other departments and got all As. It has nothing to do with his dad as a professor or shiit like that. No professor can protect you to the extent of influencing everyone who ever taught you.

Get over yourself boy, if you had all A's from 100 level you would have made first class. Daddy dearest or not, you didn't do enough that's why you didn't have a first class. So chill!!!
Education › Re: 16 Facts About David Akanmu, UNILAG 5.0 CGPA Graduate by luminouz(m): 8:32pm On Jan 18, 2024
CSTRR:
No, he should apply to another school.

There is a conflict of interest here, but you are a Nigerian so I am sure you can't see it.

Unilag should have bounced his admission, but I am sure he even got in easier because of his Father.
Damn ..you are a special kind of dumb,ain't you?

It's obvious you are jealous
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Showed That Ajoke Was Adopted, Not His Biological Daughter (Video) by luminouz(m): 8:18pm On Jan 18, 2024
Lifeinlight:
The sad reality is that majority of your household cannot sit where some women are talking.
K
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Showed That Ajoke Was Adopted, Not His Biological Daughter (Video) by luminouz(m): 5:55pm On Jan 18, 2024
agabusta:
haba, why were you so hard on the person. The person is right.

You cannot adopt a child and thereafter turn around to be claiming the child is not your biological child because the child is misbehaving. It is highly irresponsible. Even moreso since the child was adopted as a baby.

Human beings misbehave principally because of their upbringing and social and environmental influence. Not because of DNA.
Your last paragraph is wrong. Psychopaths, sociopaths and other crazy paths all have a gene responsible for their abnormal behavior. Don't take my word for it, just Google search. You can give a child all the love in the world and she/he still turns out to be a disappointment. Even parents disown their biological children.

So what's your point again? You lots are emotional. I'm logical. I don't give two fuqs about TB Joshua or BBC. I see in between the lines and seek truth.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Showed That Ajoke Was Adopted, Not His Biological Daughter (Video) by luminouz(m): 5:52pm On Jan 18, 2024
gidgiddy:
The gaol post has always been if TB Joshua sexually molested women living in his Religious community, not if he is Ajoke's biological father
You mudafucking liar!!!

🤣🤣🤣
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Showed That Ajoke Was Adopted, Not His Biological Daughter (Video) by luminouz(m): 4:20pm On Jan 18, 2024
itu404:
Laughing in swahili grin grin even sahara reporters ought to know better; One, by law your adopted daughter has all the right like as much the same as your biological one. The popular Madona calls David Banda her son and so it is by Law of adoption! Angelina jolly calls Zahara her daughter and the press see it that way for so it is by law! whether the adopted child turned out to be bad or good does not matter before the law of adoption. Again spiritually,[b] are we not all adopted into christ? [/b]Read the bible[b] Romans 8:15 For ye have not received the spirit of bondage again to fear; but ye have received the Spirit of adoption, whereby we cry, Abba, Father. [/b]Prophet Joshua, calling that girl out in that church setting was not the way to show fatherly care! It is like washing your hands off her case. Now, the accusation is not about if he is the biological father [for a biological father can disown a child by following certain laws just as he can adopt one] but that he has being cruel to her!that is not acceptable by law.Many testified of the cruelty not just the said girl! So if it a court case the girl was on her way to winning because the law rely on witness and proof.I no go school,and i be lawyer, but Sahara reporters no try here at all. This is a nonbrainer and irrelevant to the issue at hand.
Damn, you are very slow as fuq. So you'd pay 50,000 bucks for a child you hate abi?
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Showed That Ajoke Was Adopted, Not His Biological Daughter (Video) by luminouz(m): 4:19pm On Jan 18, 2024
alcuin:
Exactly, just give Nigerians food, and no matter the evil you do behind the scenes, you are a saint to them.

That's how politicians deceive you fools every four years.

Put your hand on your chest and repeat the words: "I am a fuuuuulllll"

Ekpa!
So full of emotions like a little baby!!! Shame on you
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Showed That Ajoke Was Adopted, Not His Biological Daughter (Video) by luminouz(m): 4:16pm On Jan 18, 2024
heysquare:
The way this TB Joshua handled the issue in a public showed he was trying to nailed the poor girl. If the story of the girl should be properly investigated scientifically as in getting the DNA, I won't be surprised that TB Joshua is the biological father of the girl. Subjecting an adopted person into that manner the way her matter thrown into public is enough for her to commit a suicide. It's not even acceptable by any policy of adoption .
But when she came to accuse him of all manner of shiit was acceptable abi? so he should have kept quiet in his grave and let her accuse him and get away with it?

Emotionally unintelligent people like you bore dafuq out of life.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Showed That Ajoke Was Adopted, Not His Biological Daughter (Video) by luminouz(m): 4:15pm On Jan 18, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
why do you take it personal. She might be your daughter then who knows
You are the one taking it personal!!!

I just asked you to answer a simple question so you can think and reflect.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Showed That Ajoke Was Adopted, Not His Biological Daughter (Video) by luminouz(m): 1:57pm On Jan 18, 2024
Holluwhakemmy:
Which one are we going to believe now? if she was adopted or biological daughter of TB Joshua.
Open your eyes and stop being sentimental.

It's not TB Joshua or BBC. Ask yourself, who gains from this story?

That's the real truth
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Showed That Ajoke Was Adopted, Not His Biological Daughter (Video) by luminouz(m): 1:55pm On Jan 18, 2024
gidgiddy:
The question I'm interested in is if TB Joshua sexually molested these women
You are a liar.

You are now shifting goal posts?

I told you to think and open your eyes but nope, emotion don finish you. Now, you will learn that one-sided judgement no favour anyone?
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Showed That Ajoke Was Adopted, Not His Biological Daughter (Video) by luminouz(m): 1:51pm On Jan 18, 2024
gidgiddy:
Even if this story is true, Ajoke Joshua was adopted by TB Joshua as a baby and raised by him in his household. He is the only father she knows and has every right to call the man who adopted her, gave her his surname, and raised her so.
She is as much his daughter as any biological daughter

But wether she is his biological daughter was never the issue, the issue is if the sexual molestation allegations against women she confirmed are true
You see your life?

Even after I told you to open your eyes and see the world for what it is, you still refused. Now, you quickly shifted from the daughter issue to the allegation issue. It doesn't matter what evidence you are shown, your mind has decided to crucify TB Joshua.

You are as emotional as a menstruating ferret. But then, what do I expect from a woman?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:21am On Jan 17, 2024
KingEarnest:
Picture her riding the other man's d!ck and moaning with ecstasy. If that doesn't work, then otilo!
Exactly!!!

Having such thoughts are enough to make me puke.

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