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Calitoscassius:
Good!, now you know that i am a mental case,

Yea! You think you know me,

You are so dumb if you believe everything you read on people's profiles on this faceless forum. you see? How easy it is to con you? Morron!

I don't blame you Nairaland gave you the guts to call me a simp, what ever da fork that means, if you come across me off nairaland i bet you wouldn't be so brave like you are here. Co's i would show you what a mentally ill monster like me is capable of.

K

Calitoscassius:
What da fork is a simp? Does that rubbish even mean anything


You need to grow up too, it is low esteemed controlling idiots like you who thinks they own a woman because she bother to be your girlfriend.

I bet you would commit sucide if your wife dumps you

I was right about you. Went through your profile. Damn, you going through a lot.

Get help, mudafucker!!!

Uptheante:
How will you feel if she was your girl?

I will dump her....not fight Omah Lay. He never forced that girl. It was the girl who CHOSE to disrespect her man at the concert.

Redpill (and simple common sense) didn't teach me to fight another nigga who my girl followed willingly. I fight for ME.

Simple.

Calitoscassius:
well.. the man is an idiot, if he couldn't handle his girlfriend having a bit of fun with a singer. He need to grow up, afterall he is not married to her.

You sound like a simp.

Defending the girl at every turn.

Wizzy13:
Hi Nairalanders
I'm so depressed as am typing down this content.
Its all about my relationship with a girl I have been dating since 2021.
on the first day I met this girl she was so amazing, she got all what I needed in a girl. she is cute, brilliant and smart, which were some of the reasons I gave in for the relationship.
things went well for sometimes after 2months I started seeing a character in her wish I didnt want to condole with.
she is so agressive when she is angry and she insult me at any chance she has. am a guy who is easy hearted and I don't like going hard on her.
after every of the scenarios she will come begging and I will forgive her.
As of last month we hard an exams to write and you guys know how university exams are time demanding and being focus and be prepared for the tsunami called exams, I told her we should reduce our time spent together so I will be able to be prepared for the exams cos she can not be of help to me becos of our difference, I am in computer science department and she is in English Education. she got mad at me for such a request and left my place and told me she will be going out with other guys to keep her company, after she left I called and begged her and she was still reluctant after some hours she gave a change and told me to come spend a night in her apartment, I objected BT later gave up and went to see her. In her place that night she was cool with me we were talking and gissiting until the late hours wen I slept off, I was woke up with her taps on my back asking me I should wake, when I was trying to get my self In order she gave me a slap (this is what she likes doing to me) she slaped again it was so painful I was asking her why she did that she gave me again and again I counted it, it was on the 20th I slap her back she pushed me and told me to leave her Huz that night
that I should not get close to her again that she has a new guy already. I left her Huz that night and Neva return, she called after a week to beg for forgiveness I forgive her and told her am not into it again
am tired of the way she was treating me and am happy alone BT she is still disturbing me I can't block her cos I see that as a crime .
pls guys I need an advise.

Lmaoooooooooo!!!!

I laughed my head off at the 20th slap!!! Girl is a champion.

Please, go back to her and beg again...she will forgive you.

Goodness91:
His music career was over
Marriage over
Loss loss situation.

Need a water borehole drilled with heavy equipment?
Contact us on the number on my profile.

You have a stinking attitude. So you can rejoice over someone's issues and yet you want customers to patronise your borehole business?

Bullshiit!

MikeofKd:
Update
So I looked it up on google and it called manifesting ,apparently when someone is manifesting you , you tend to think alot more about them a lil too much in an very un usual and un expected manner.

The signs I've been experiencing all matches with the results I got from google as well. Case closed.

What dafuq is manifesting?

olamoses75:
women are naturally wired to leech, but your orientation as a man might change that. Every woman irrespective of tribe will still leech on you by turning you to father Christmas if they perceive you as weak. That girl will tells you to have money before talking about love with her is actually fucking another dude for free. I can remember some years back. A man that was so keen on dating my then gf sent her huge amount of money to get a phone. She brought the money to me for sharing. I used mine to get an android phone and she used her's to get some clothes. I don't really care if she was sleeping with that man or not, but the bottom line is; I'm getting for free what the other man was paying heavily for. Yes, I dated 2 Igbo girls in the past one married and the other one,single. I can still control either of them if I see it fit to do so.

Why bother to reply that wãnker? He is just a kid who knows nada!!!

Ballzproblem2:
many might have seen that guy trending because omah lay rocked his girl on stage.

many are laughing at him but sadly there are millions just like him out there who think they're in relationship,from time to time test your girl.



never commit 100%, seriously my heart break for that guy and not even the one in the relationship .

I liked that he walked away from the babe. There is no way my gf will behave like that and I would still go home with her. The level of disrespect that guy went through from his babe is huge. Let Omah Lay be dating the babe then.

MetalJigsaw:
He sent her 1Million because she resembles his late wife.😂

And you wonder why women are so entitled?

Men like that are the direct cause. I can't even make sense of what he did but it's his money. A simp and his money are soon separated.

Mikocake:
He’s a South African and 3M rand is a lot of money. You can convert it naira.

His name is Skomota abi na Wetin

With a leech, the currency doesn't matter. She will drain him dry

MetalJigsaw:
This guy won 3million on BetWay and met his soul mate at the same time.

Please join me and congratulate him🤣🤣🤣

3 million that is useless now for naija

With the Girl, it's a guarantee the money finishes in a month.

Blackestjunior:
Hmmm following, but this is not a new finding..


I thought you would say something new, that we haven't heard of before

Kindly shût dafuq up and don't derail the thread.

AndrewTate:
who was referring to this twåt?? Take your mindless “k” elsewhere.

K

AndrewTate:
why my profile info says I'm most active here is mostly because I comment here more…i hardly spend time reading anything in the romance section. I read more on other sections.and 90% of the comment are for the puppies here.

K

Jewessgratitud3:
I still prefer the old generation husband biko. Not all this Gen z wey dey behave like chingum boys all over the place and be talking like a woman.

Till now I fancy men in their late 40s, early and mid 50s and this is why all the 30s and mid 30s guys that came for me recently were rejected. I dislike small boys. In fact one is still Pained now because I rejected him and is been fighting me since then but me gan dey tell am say I get craze for head and no be by force to marry.

It s just natural with me. Since my secondary school days, I've only liked older men. Young guys are a big turn off. The only young guy I ever dated was my ex but he looks very mature you d think he's in his 40s then but I senior am .

Older husband for me Biko. If man hold you , you know say man hold you. No be all this one wey trouser dey pull comot for their waist wey no fit carry common hammer, rake or shovel.

No man came for you recently. Liar liar. Forming say you rejected men, at what age? Continue oh...🙄🙄

Vicboy1:
Just see the kind tr*sh and sh*t someone is posting
Can you imagine

Then leave if you can't shût dafuq up

Always whining like a little bîtch!!!

You are always with one BS question or the other.

You just sit at home and fabricate stories, for your own entertainment.

You'll be aiit!

EreluRoz:
You be werey alakori, stop constituting nuisance here. Oya run along with k

Guess I hit a nerve with the 'staying in your parents' house' stuff.

🤣

We4all:
Same way your father is finished. Nkita!

E pain am...🤣🤣🤣

We4all:
The men should go and harass kidnappers who are men like them for kidnapping people. Or they should go and harass armed robbers and cultists for being a nuisance.

Unfortunately, the senseless rapists choose to harass an innocent and harmless girl. If I had a gun and I were the girl, I would have gunned all of them down. Nonsense!

Damn!!!
See how a sane person reasons.
You are finished!!! 🤣

Artorius:
It's clear that you've never been to the US or to the West for that matter.

Mind your business!

Shût dafuq up, simp

EreluRoz:
They don't have right to harass her like that, she's not answereth to any of them.

In a sanner clime they'll all be arrested.

You no kuku get sense.

Naija looks like Yankee abi? So we should abandon our morals and form woke? Can she do that in the North?

Will you fûck off please? Staying in your parents' house is really affecting you.

Visblog:
My best friend slept with my wife, I revenged and dated his teenage daughter who is now pregnant for me” – Man Confesses!

Im a man aged 35. I discovered that my long time best friend was dating my wife. I have all the evidence . She is 25 years old. We got married and had a white weeding last year in April. My best friend is 45.

My friend of over 15 years has been seeing my wife behind my back. I found out about it last year December. My good friend was always exchanging messages and n**de pictures with my wife on Whats App.

I hacked my wife’s phone and thats how i discovered what was happening between them . I dont want to lie guys this broke my heart. I trusted my friend and took him as my own brother.

When i found out i decided not to ask them. Instead I made a desicion to act as if i dont know anything. I wanted to revenge.

My feelings towards my wife changed. I just started acting up and i no longer treat her as i did before . With my friend I am pretending as if all is well.

For my revenge I decided to look for my friends daughter who happens to be a student in one of the Universities close by to my residence. She is 19 years old.

I approached her with the intent of dating her. After a while of trying, I succeeded in having her as my friend and now we have been dating. I’m so happy because i actually succeeded.

The best part is i have been sleeping with her with no protection. We recently discovered she is now pregnant.

The issue now is she has fallen in love with me to the extent of saying she wants me to marry her. As for me i dont have a problem with that.

As it is I’m waiting for the day they will discover that she is pregnant and we exchange i take his daughter and he takes my wife.”

What is your take on this

https://www.visblog.ng/2024/02/my-best-friend-slept-with-my-wife-i.html

I have seen this same story like 10 times. It's boring

Nice one....

Boomboost:
1. Like if this looks romantic ♥️ & you wanna be this guy to your girl

1. Who women tells you to be and once you agree you disgust them.


2. Who you NEED to be as a man, and she will naturally fall in line. They won't tell you this and SM will call you misogynistic, bla bla bla....but you need to figure it out. What a woman says and what she means are different.

Pukkalolo:
First of all, there's nothing like "good girl".

Most women are socially conditioned to present themselves as "good girls" in order to increase their chance of attracting a husband.

The kind girls I get easily are the "good girls" because most of them are low-key freaks faking as good girl. So all I do is to simply challenge the "good girl" facade they are putting on and make them sexually comfortable with me.

Ok... We are just starting...

When you say small talk, I guess you mean polite and “socially-accepted subject” like, "where are you from?" Or "how's your day going" or "you live around here?" and other basic shallow kind of conversation.

Small talk are ordinary and socially-accepted, so women are going to respond fairly okay to that.

But at the core, most guys are damn scared of upsetting the women that's why they stick to small talk. From my own personal experience, your chance of sexing the so called "good girl" is drastically reduced when you engage in too much unnecessary "small talk" and basic polite conversation.

Here's the bitter reality: A lot of women you try to hit on or escalate the conversation with will generally view you as "creepy/pervert" if they are not somewhat attracted or interested in you.

If that colleague she's tripping for at the office wink at her while he's passing by, she'll probably blush and feel butterfly in her stomach. And she might even text her bestie immediately, "OMG, guess what? Henry just winked at me. Omg! My head is spinning right now."

But if another colleague she doesn't really fancy does the same, she's gonna feel disgusted and be like, "who's this creep"

And if she's a total psycho, she might even report him for sexual harrassment.

As long as she doesn't like you in that way, and you try to escalate/sexualize the conversation, you tend to be immediately branded as that "creepy"/perverted guy.

No wonder guys are scared of hitting on the girls they find attractive: they don't want to be viewed as creepy....

I guess this is the part that drastically separates me from most guys.

Other guys sight a "good girl", and they think: "how can I move the interaction forward with her without coming across a weird, creepy or turning her off?"

Then they start talking to her in a polite manner using "small talks" and they try their best to make sure they don't say anything that would make her dislike them.... Months later, they wonder why this good girl isn't still reciprocating their interest...


But when I sight that same so called "good girl", I subconsiously think: "She'll loves to ride good dick...and I know she might love ultra confident and classy dude like myself... I also know she's a naughty girl putting up the good girl facade..... Well, let me get to know her and find out."


Then I talk to her and start challenging her ego. I reduce or even avoid small talks entirely. I go beyond "socially acceptable" topics, and talk about things that might possibly make her view me as creepy or weird....and paradoxically I end up dating her.


Look, Presido22...

The goal of conversation with a new girl is typically to get to know her.

But most guys aren't genuinely trying to know the woman, but rather they are pussy focused, trying to get the sex, relationship or trying to get her validation... And as a result, they don't truly get to know her, they don't get the pussy, they don't date her, and to top it all, they also waste their time/effort and money for nothing.

But for me, I'm not so concerned about getting the pussy. I'm more genuinely concern about getting to know the girl to confirm if she's really worth my attention...And as a result, I know deep things aboue her that most people close to her don't even know, and I also get the pussy in the process...


I recently met a girl that called me weird, but we still connect regardless.... Here's how it happened:

Nice one. It takes an OG to get to this level. Every so-called good girl is one nigga's closet baddest biitch!!!

Alexlalax1:
Osimhen to me is kind of overrated. He's really a good player but the guy is being over hyped. He should equally learn to be humble. Then lastly, he should leave Naples now the ovation is loudest.

Bullshiit...

You abused him, praised him and still advised him, all in one sentence.

ARE YOU MÃD?

BBIA:
Nothing wrong with that as long as the relationship is to serve me as one to empty my balls always.

I cannot take her serious at all.

To all the girls out there, be wary of guys who aren’t jealous in your relationship. a man who is only out for your kpekus can’t be a simp in this situation.

Well, you are the bestie ..so good for you

I'm the boyfriend, so bad for me

Gracelander:
I just had to ask this question because it's been causing issues between me and my guy. He doesn't seem comfortable at all with me having male friends and he throws tantrums each time I visit my bestie. He even tells me to my face that he doesn't trust me, so he scrutinize every move I make.

Each time I answer calls from male friends with him around it leads to him nagging about how much I don't respect him and it's not as if I talk dirty or tell them that I love them, just friendly conversations. We had a slight issue last night cos I came over to see him and stay for a week before leaving, I didnt warm the food out of anger and it got spoilt this morning. When I told him about the food he told me that it was supposed to be our breakfast so that means no food this morning.

I had to chat one of my friends and he agreed to take me out, I dressed up and left the house and he sent me a message not to return to his house. Did I do something wrong?

Na mumu dey keep girlfriend wey get male bestie.

Not me

EreluRoz:
Talking about marriage, I'm seriously thinking towards that aspect of my life presently but the thought of ever leaving my parent's house is scary. Fear of not ending up with the right person has overwhelmed me. I deserve the best.

Back to sender with that evil wish

You don't deserve shiit. Until you have paid me what you owed me!!!

😡

EreluRoz:
She's right, any unmarried financially okay man at that age has deep problems he should sort out. God didn't create us to live a single life.

No one will marry you till you have done what I asked you to do.