God have mercy

na wa .....6 pages on top thi....(sorry nairaland users my oga could not finish typing this message cause he had to receive an important call on his BlackBerry Porsche)

Heyyyyyy am not sure this guy will show his face on nairaland again. well next time you will not come and be saying rubishhhhhhhh hisses in yoruba   

A few good ones, but the baba Agba joke is just not funny at all ,its really bad u should remove it fast

iniguy:

Baba Agba
An old man traveled to London to visit his children.

One chilly day he decided to take a stroll down Oxford Street. Unfortunately while on his stroll it started raining quite heavily and he decided to take shelter under a store canopy.

While under the canopy, an Englishman who was passing by tried to be friendly to the old man shivering under the canopy.

Here's what happened.

Englishman: Cold ain't it?

Baba Agba: "Ori re ko da! Baba re lo ni shobu ni?
(Translation: " You must be sick in the head, is this your father's shop" ?)

Baba Agba said this because the way the Englishman spoke, he thought he had said "Kuro nihin"
(Translation: Get away from there!)

Again really not funny

O please Her name of course

they get sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo jealous

na just start to dey yarn jare, yarn me better sometin fur pigin jare. if u no like am, no mean say we no go yarn

:Pours kerosine, adds a little petrol, some disel,
then 2 cylinders of gas, a little gun powder, and lights a match,

i dont know why anyone should be worried, we are winning the game

why make money if you cant spend it saving is good but God forbid if something happens to you what happens to all the savings. if you are married with kids i can understand saving for your children emergencies and all that but really we make money to spend it at least most of it

maybe he does not eat food

@ frank their are different kinds of connection,knowing someone who can put in a good word for you and help in any other way is not bad

@poster if you know you will not be at peace if you lie about your age then don't do it stick to what you believe in

The Internet Journal of Third World Medicine TM
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Risk Factors For Post-Donation Syncope Among Blood Donors In Nigeria

S. G. Ahmed, MBBS, FWACP
Department of haematology
College of medical sciences
University of Maiduguri
Maiduguri Borno State Nigeria

A. K. Gwarzo, MBBS, FMCPath
Department of haematology
Faculty of medicine
Bayero University Kano
Kano state Nigeria
Citation:

S. G. Ahmed, A. K. Gwarzo: Risk Factors For Post-Donation Syncope Among Blood Donors In Nigeria. The Internet Journal of Third World Medicine. 2007. Volume 4 Number 2.

The world health organization recommends that blood donation should in all cases be absolutely voluntary with an altruistic motive of helping the unknown recipients. 1 However, only persons in good health should be accepted as donors of blood for therapeutic use. 2 The suitability of prospective donors should be determined by a pre-donation assessment of his/her health status. A significant part of the assessment procedure usually takes the form of verbal screening with reliance on answers to simple standard questions relating to general health, past medical history, medications and simple general physical examination including the measurements of weight and blood pressure of the prospective donor. 2 Persons who are between the ages of 18 and 65 years and have passed the pre-donation medical assessment with haemoglobin levels of more than 13.5 g/dl in males or 12.5 g/dl in females are acceptable as donors. 2 , 3 However, pregnant and lactating women are not accepted for homologous blood donation. 2 , 3

Healthy persons can donate up to 450ml of blood without any deleterious effect on their body, and with only a temporary effect on their circulatory system from which recovery is rapid. 2 , 3 Nonetheless, syncopal episodes do occur among blood donors with an incidence of between 2% to 5% of all donors in the United Kingdom, being especially common in first-time donors due to nervousness and vasovagal reactions resulting from anxiety. 3 The risk of vasovagal attacks is higher among donors who weigh less than 50kg, since the standard donation of a pint of blood represents a greater proportion of their total blood volume. 3 In this report we evaluated the incidence and pattern of risk factors for post-donation syncope as seen in Nigerian blood donors at the blood bank of the University of Maiduguri Teaching Hospital, Maiduguri, North East Nigeria.

All cases of post-donations syncope at the blood bank of University of Maiduguri Teaching Hospital were routinely investigated. The investigation usually took the form of a medical examination and re-assessment of the donor medical and drug history with the aim of determining the cause of the syncope in each case. This study is conducted by retrospective appraisal of the result of such investigations carried out during a 5-year period from 2002 to 2006.

During the period under review, a total of 10, 124 donors were bled at the blood bank. Out of these 10, 124 donors only 51 had post-donation syncope. Therefore the incidence rate of syncope among our donors was 0.5%. All cases of syncope were seen in first-time donors and occurred immediately within fifteen to thirty minutes after the completion of blood donation as they get out of the donation coach getting ready to go home. The weight of the affected donors ranged from 59- 76kg. The documented risk factors for syncope included donor medication with alpha methyldopa in 22 (43%) cases, propranolol in 8 (16%) cases and amitriptyline 8 (16%) cases. Anxiety was identified as the risk factor for syncope in 13 (25%) cases as shown on Table 1.


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mfm pray the way do because, belive it or not there are situations in this life that can really only be solved by that kind of prayer and you really have to pray that you dont find your self in a situation where you will need delivarance from one thing or the other

the same bible that says the kingdom of God sufferet violence and the violence taketh it by force also says that we should love our enemies so i think its the way we apply it to our dailyy life .there times when we should show love to our enimies amd times when we should pray fall down and die note its the spirit ont the physical person that they pray aginst

Horus:

Mountain of Fire is just an other stupid church like all churchs.

no hard feelings but i really think you have to be stupid yourself to make such a statement

mary j

lets look at it from ksa's point of view, for them its a way of life maybe not as far as it being our culture but its pertty deep especially in Yoruba settings. dats the way some musicians make there money. so the question is, does spraying money really result to abuse of naira like in the case of conductors who squeeze it. : i personally think spraying of the naira is not abusing it afterall they pick it up after just alittle bit of dancing on it

but the truth of the matter is spray or don't spray we have a big problem as far as enforcing laws in this country goes which law enforcement agency will go and arrest people spraying money especially if they people like ksa

its a pity we still dont have a proper rescue sevice in this country God help us

i was hoping all the disaters we experinced during obasonjo's time would have followed him out

:d ;d

nautillus  

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.


Movie nudity is virtually always female.


A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.


You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.



Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.



Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.


When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.



All your orgasms are real.



You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.


You can go to the bathroom without a support group.


Your last name stays put.


You can leave the hotel bed unmade.


You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.


Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.


Sex means never worrying about your reputation.


Wedding plans take care of themselves.



If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.


You don't have to shave below your neck.


None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.


If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.



Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.


Chocolate is just another snack.


You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.



You can wear a white shirt to a water park.



Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.



You can eat a banana in a hardware store.


Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.


You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.


The world is your urinal.



You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.


Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.


You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.


You don't care if someone's talking about you behind you back.


With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

Ladies no hard feelings



How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me, "

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There's a clock on the oven

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course, at least he'll shut up after you let him in.

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.

Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.

Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%, wedding cake.

BREAKIN NEWS:


osama bin ladin just killed his wife

why?

because he raised up her skirt and saw bush

i cant really imagine what its like, am not sure i would last in a situation like that i would snap and do something really

yewa-man:

there is a yoruba proverb translated says; the devil is in the chest of children,
and you remove it with the cain, simple. 13 yr old telling you that she dose not
want to go to church, nonesense

if you force the child she will probably not listen to anything and just going to church forced or not does not make u a Christian

so first i think you should check the kids she moves with, where is she getting the whole i want to be an atheist thing from someone or something  as to be putting it in her head.

the kind of things she sees around ,n listens to affect them especially at that age she a needs a Christian environment at home first

hey

well thank God he is real

most of the time we just sway of the topic any ways



We can only partially comprehend the notion of God's existence. To do so, we must use human concepts to speak of God: "without beginning or end"; "eternal"; "infinite", etc. The Bible says that He has always existed: " . . . even from everlasting to everlasting, thou art God" (Psalm 90:2). And, "Your throne is established from of old; Thou art from everlasting" (Psalm 93:2). Quite simply, God has no beginning and no end. So, where did God come from? He didn't. He always was.
To us, the notion of time is linear. One second follows the next, one minute is after another. We get older, not younger and we cannot repeat the minutes that have passed us by. We have all seen the time lines on charts: early time is on the left and later time is on the right. We see nations, people's lives, and plans mapped out on straight lines from left to right. We see a beginning and an end. But God is "beyond the chart." He has no beginning or end. He simply has always been.
Also, physics has shown that time is a property that is the result of the existence of matter. Time exists when matter exists. Time has even been called the fourth dimension. But God is not matter. In fact, God created matter. He created the universe. So, time began when God created the universe. Before that, God was simply existing and time had no meaning (except conceptually), no relation to Him. Therefore, to ask where God came from is to ask a question that cannot really be applied to God in the first place. Because time has no meaning with God in relation to who He is, eternity is also not something that can be absolutely related to God. God is even beyond eternity.
Eternity is a term that we finite creatures use to express the concept of something that has no end -- and/or no beginning. Since God has no beginning or end, He has no beginning. This is because He is outside of time.

this guys are going to host the world cup in 2010 they better get there acts together 2yrs is not that far away