Maybe she entered all these one chance private cars that go to the island early in the morning from mainland. Even me dey enter all these cars of drivers pretending to be going to work on the island but are also picking passengers along the way to make extra cash. Quite unfortunate. May her killers be brought to book and may her soul rest in peace. Amen.

Dictionary meaning of Nigeria; a joke/a place filled with comedians/unseriousness.

Wetin I waste data to watch? Make she go meet Janemena make she teach am how to twerk.

Oga, keep your family problems to yourself. We also have ours and won't be stupid and immature to wash our dirty linen in public. Wetin Tonto Dike gain for her own? Laslas, she calm down. Rbr say na man you be o.

Is the okazi leaves blended?

Because of wetin nah? Normal beating here in naija.

The guy is doing well by making her happy. When a man loves and respects his woman, this is the result. Women are known as multipliers. What you give them, that's what you see.

To think that this is only the 13th day of the year with all these horrible news

You chop this one finish and your mess go come dey smell anyhow

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southniyikaye:
In every 12, there is always a JUDAS

Because they love using plier to remove teeth (quote author=gaeul post=97881174]I honestly don't know of it's Laziness or what but Nigeria Doctors always go for the last option which is Extraction.

They would rather opt for Extraction and would never suggest root canal treatment, even if a person have removed 4teeths, they will still opt for Extraction.

Most developed country would be happy to do all they can and when there is no way out again before they opt for Extraction. Keeping as much natural teeth as possible is the best, why then do Nigeria dentist always opt for Extraction?

Sadly, if you insist on restorative measures, the will tagged you stubborn patient. Tired much.[/quote]

Tatafo. It's from one man she had all her kids and still married to him. Kai! Nigerians sef.

blackpanthar:
Hope she will be able to keep a man unlike her mom.

Who are they doing "Waka" to?

Nice one. Hope the cost of rice will drop once it's completed.

Apocalypto part2

I don't understand at all. Is there a serial killer out there or what? The rate at which young ladies are being murdered both in Enugu and Anambra States is crazy.

MrTAnonymous:
A man identified as Brian Dennis has Shared what he passed through in a quest to get a sugar mummy in Abuja.

Read his words.

"One of the most popular misconceptions about Abuja is that there are plenty sugar mummies looking for young boys to spoil with their money in exchange for pleasure. Na big lie. Thread! !

I heard this lie so much that I started seeing every older woman who drives a big car as a potential sugar mummy material when I came to this town. I always in my best behavior around them, waiting to be noticed and approached. Nothing happened.

I was even helping some of them push their shopping trolleys in supermarkets when I noticed they needed help. Nothing come out. Nobody even asked me for phone number. I started thinking, Is it Jazz the other boys that have sugar mummies are using? Na wa.

Until one unfortunate Friday evening that I was having a drink by myself in a spot close to my house and I saw one light skinned thick woman in her late 40s pull up with a new RAV4.


She was also by herself and sat behind me. I thought it was a dream when the waiter brought a bottle for me and said that the woman at the table behind me sent the bottle for me. I turned behind and saw her staring lustfully at me. She smiled and I accepted the invitation. Cheap man like me. I sat with her and we started with short introductions of ourselves and started talking about random things.

She was divorced, never had a child and lived alone. My ear stand. By midnight, She offered to drop me off as I didn't drive but I told her I lived very close and could walk home so she suggested that she shows me her place so I can come visit anytime.

I didn't even think about it before entering the car like a lamb to the slaughter. We got to her apartment a few minutes later and she asked me to come inside. She was living well but I was not concerned about the aesthetics of her interior decoration. So many things were running through my mind.

Why did she ask me to come in? Maybe tonight na audition. She made me have a bath and I knew that my dreams of a sugar mummy had come to pass, I just had to impress her if I wanted to progress to the spoiling stage.


I sweated & worked all night and I was telling myself that let Newspapers not use me for "man dies in s3x romp" headline. When she finally slept, I was still awake and thinking to myself. So it is really true, sugar mummies are real and my life was about to be transformed by one. Wow. God is good.

In the morning she tapped me nicely, and I opened my eyes and saw her staring at me with love in her eyes, I smiled back and whispered good morning to her. " Good morning, Brian. Your money na N40k "" Oh, thank you. You're too kind ", I replied. 40k for just one night? I don blow be that na.

I thought I was the one being paid until she asked me: "Should I send my account number or you have cash? "

https://mobile.twitter.com/BrianJDennis/status/1259216027520557057

What is your opinion on this?

I said the least will be N50m and it's usually N100m upwards and yes as long as one is hardworking in the u.s, you can hustle your way through. I never said it'll be easy but yes, it's possible with hardwork and determination.

sonnie10:

1 what would be the bases of their migration application?
2 you initially said #50m to #100m just now you are throwing in another figure #300m
3 use your calculator or google to convert #100m to dollar. No point to argue
4 what work will some without a work permit do?
5 You think US is where you hustle anyhow hustle?
6) You win. I give up

A dollar is almost N500 sir. We are looking at about $450k and that's huge. Rbr I said the least take-home. Some will get as much as N300m.Only a foolish person will relocate abroad and sit at home doing nothing.We Nigerians are hustlers and there's no way we won't continue to hustle if we ever relocate.

sonnie10:

Oga #100m is only $250k. Even if they invest such in real estate in US, it can only buy a one family house in very undesirable part of the country. Rent there for the house could be as low as $1700 less income tax a month.
If they do not have other source of income, that amount can’t sustain them for a month,
If you are thinking of retirement abroad with #100m , please think twice.

The least anyone will take home will be N50m. The normal settlement would be from N100m upwards. Go and find out yourself. Do you know my friend working in one of the oil companies has a quarterly take home of about N25m?
You think they're on same level with bankers or telecomms workers?

sonnie10:

Relocate abroad in this pandemic? What will they be doing there? How many companies are even hiring now let alone hire a JJC.
Do you think #10M will last up to 6 months if you don’t have a job abroad?

Chai! See better money these laid off staff wan collect. I'm sure most of them in naija will just relocate abroad sharp sharp .

Negodu this grandpa of over 70yrs and we're complaining about bobrisky. He's meant to have outgrown such lifestyle.

Enugu woman again? The woman who drove a nail into her maid's head was also Enugu. Na wah o.

So this chronic womanizer, has such a beautiful wife and still won't allow small girls rest?

NawtiKingRealer:
Eko men for show and vagina people for chop. Hmmm, bellview that year. Obj na confirm gangster. PDP deadly gangsters 99-07 really use blood settle scores wella. Even their names sef na terror, i no fit forget these occult bloody men.

Remember that most of those PDP members are also in APC.

I just hope this won't be temporary victory. Remember the case of Imo state? We are in a country where the government has no shame and can do n undo at anytime and nobody will do anything about it.

As if it's one's denomination that will guarantee heaven and not our personal relationship with God. The recent story of the pastor who shot his wife dead in Florida shows what being born again means abi? Judgement will surely start from the church. Mtshew. My brother don't worry, God will give you a job meant for you that would be far better than the nonsense company.

No o. Your own na money blood. My own na owu blood.

Jennifer Ossai nko?

Aru Eme! Impossible. Let him go and change it ASAP.

omoteacher:



Mind your business oga, if the beating/abuse is

too much na she go run comot. She's still gaining

something from the man. If she leaves what's the

probability she might get good husband again.

So she needs to die first before you'll know the beating is serious, abi? Wife beater spotted.

Send a mail to CBN complaint office. You'll see how fast it'll be resolved.