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Politics › Re: Yerima Persuades Senate To Support Underage Marriage In Nigeria by luvmijeje(f): 8:28pm On Jul 18, 2013

cannonnier: What matter is she is happy. How many of our christian sisters have grown old waiting for that life partner?
I dear say 70% of christian sister are not married.

Anyway my repliwee doesn't seen to have respect for religion.

How did you get d percentage? Did you carry out any census? Happy nko happy ni.

Politics › Re: Yerima Persuades Senate To Support Underage Marriage In Nigeria by luvmijeje(f): 6:57pm On Jul 18, 2013

Yasmeena: All dis self righteous non thinking peeps on nairaland sef.. at wat age did ur father marry ur mother? One man's meat is another man's poison. The gal's parent luv her much more than u all do, and if they consented to her marriage, what are u all rambling about. U'd rather have her married at 25 after all u silly boys have had a go at her sexually, and finally dump her in the home of a drunk dat dos not care for her feelings, broken and emotionally battered?
common, wat happened to freewill? one of my friends married at 12, stayed in her parent's house till she's 18, moved into her husband's house and attended university from there, she was the best in her department, and she's now a happy, working class well balanced mother!

What! Happy that she didn't have a right to choice of a life partner. Happy that her dignity was being traded on the platform of culture and religion. Happy that she was being seen and used as a 2nd class citizen.

Enough is enough! This is the 21st century. And for that peodphile old fool and his silly cohorts, get ready to be drown.

Politics › Re: Article: A Mad Professor, A Dictator's Daughter And A Hippopotamus by luvmijeje(f): 5:16pm On Jul 18, 2013

Balance view my as.s. He is a legend of our time. As far as I'm concern, he can do no wrong because he has paid the price. I will urge our first lady and that silly girl to start contributing positively in their own little way to this great nation.

Literature › Re: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by luvmijeje(f): 12:28pm On Jul 18, 2013

losprince: How can jeje dump ice to go for her bro's best friend? That girl is a Bi'tch!
Does she deserves to be stoned to death?*just asking the prosecutors here*

AWESOME!!! Update!!!

Hian! Ola is the one that's suppose to be stone. The guy no respect his old age at all.
Repodarling, well done.

Politics › Re: Abacha's Daughter Lash-Out At Wole Soyinka On Twitter by luvmijeje(f): 3:57am On Jul 18, 2013

Who is she? In her own little way what has she contributed to this country? I'm asking in order to find the rationale behind this thread, not to talk of it being on the fp.
Young lady, did u read the news about a peodphile old fool who wants constitutional backing in order to have leeway with young girls. Well those are one of the things you should tweet on, not insultig a legend.

Literature › Re: Chimamanda's Comment About The Caine Prize Angers Writer by luvmijeje(f): 8:52pm On Jul 17, 2013

She was asked, why she was not shortlisted. She went into a diatribe by belittling the organizers, the writers that were shorlisted and those that look-up to her. She didn't even have the grace to answer the question. So the Prize that she won are the only1 that matters. Mtcheew.

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Politics › Re: Soyinka Warns About Rivers State Crisis by luvmijeje(f): 5:17pm On Jul 17, 2013

[quote author=ShyM-X]Bruv, do you want to know why the last paragraph of that article is a classic?

Let me break it down for you: it happened in three layers.

1) "Since beneath the surface of most Nigerian conflicts will be found inordinate greed for public resources, it is perhaps pertinent to remind ourselves that Oil is not the only marvel to emerge from the Delta swamps."

Are you following me and paying attention to details, sir? grin

2) "There are also exotic creatures – mermaids, manatees, even mammy watas and hippopotami."

Are you still following me, sir?

3) "However, unlike crude oil, which can be refined, you can extract a hippopotamus from the swamps, but you cannot take the swamp out of the hippopotamus."

^^^Ouch! - that was the final blow!!! Blam!!!!! grin

Thank me later! wink

[/quote]Eeeeh o! Gosh! Jeez! Prof this is beneath you, she is still the wife to our President.

Politics › Re: N4bn Goodluck Estate With 228 Units Ready For Commission; IS THIS TRUE? by luvmijeje(f): 4:47pm On Jul 17, 2013

Propagandists, I hail o. For some1 just to browse through a thread, you have to be a detective, reasearcher and discerner, Oga o.

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Literature › Re: Chimamanda's Comment About The Caine Prize Angers Writer by luvmijeje(f): 6:01pm On Jul 16, 2013

She was so full of herself. She lacks grace. What has she achieved that some1 else have not equaled or even surpassed.
Am I the only one seeing those demeaning words such as my boys, mailbox, workshop etc. What will happen if she wins 'Nobel?'

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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Sees A Revolution In Nigeria by luvmijeje(f): 2:05am On Jul 16, 2013

I'm ready to be a part of this revolution. We just need this politician to pull the final trigger.

Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by luvmijeje(f): 5:54pm On Jul 15, 2013

Cautioned is also another word for warning.

Literature › Re: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by luvmijeje(f): 6:19pm On Jul 14, 2013

Go Repo! Go Repo! Go Repo! Eeehn that is my Reposwagaliwrito.

@Chinedimo I just
can't pinpoint why I love her character. Maybe becos she came from d street. Maybe becos of her no-nonsense attitude. Maybe becos she is not perfect.

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Literature › Re: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by luvmijeje(f): 2:59pm On Jul 14, 2013

Repo, makawhy just becos that. What happen when you become an international writer? That means you would give up on writing after seeing people badmouthing your work on newspapers, blogs and tv.

I know you are a tough lady, pls don't let some people run you out of here. Leave here at your own terms not theirs.

Literature › Re: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by luvmijeje(f): 11:52am On Jul 14, 2013

The only part that I find somehow is kite not going to see her mum despite the reason you gave.
By the way, Repo I admire your knowledge of latest trend. How do you get to know all these?

Literature › Re: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by luvmijeje(f): 11:18am On Jul 14, 2013*

Wow! Wow! Wow! Do you know what annoy me most with the way you people critique is your lack of specification.

@Captainnigeria how was chp 1-8 different from other chapters. Pls be specific.

@Chinedumo Ise not going all the way maybe rare but it does happen. This is are guyz that doesn't equate sex for love. I can testify to it.

@Repo, u fall my hand. You are suppose to face your critics one on one, not that you will punish we that are enjoying wed and sun updates. It's unfair o.

It's now time for ass licking, anybody that feel like collapsing, should collapse at this junction. Repo, this story always remind me why I am a sucker for romance story. It gives me joy. It make me smile. It brings hope.

That part where kite ask Ise when did he start having feelings for her. Hmmm Repo that question is mostly asked at the end of m&bs and harlequins. You now ask in middle of your story. Is that not creativity? As I was reading I didn't feel like there was a missing scene. An unedited work is like this! Pls madam do take a bow.

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Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by luvmijeje(f): 6:44pm On Jul 13, 2013

harlos: spoken words are heard clearly unlike silent thoughts,speak ur mind

Mind u, words spoken cannot be taken back.

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Some Women Are Still Single...... by luvmijeje(f): 5:55pm On Jul 13, 2013

Blazinraj01:
Reasons why most guys are still single:
I sincerely hope these will help our single guys and if you are close to the OP who is nearing 40, please, let him read this:

1) They collect every ladies number
2) They love clubbing
3) They chase after everything in skirt
4) They can not afford to be with an Ideal woman
5) They sag and wear dirty boxers
6) They are forming 25 even when they are already 40 and they've got protruding bellies
7) They are everywhere
They are not ready to be responsible
9) They think they are full grown men but they are full grown boys
10) They want perfect women but this isn't possible because we humans and we r bound to make mistake.

Did you fall in any category? Kindly make
restitution b4 its too late.

*Nod my head* This is the most intelligent post on this thread.

Romance › Re: No Matter How Tough A Girl Is by luvmijeje(f): 5:44pm On Jul 13, 2013

So this guy never change. *waka pass o*

Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by luvmijeje(f): 5:31pm On Jul 13, 2013

Thought words are meant to be spoken but I realise not all words are meant to be spoken.

TV/Movies › Re: Nando: Selly Infected Me With Chlamydia (Big Brother Africa) by luvmijeje(f): 5:04pm On Jul 13, 2013

godjohnson: Mstchew.who cares? *returns to bathroom with vaseline in hand*

Am I the only one that doesn't get this joke? Do you use vaseline to masturb.a.t.e?

Politics › Re: Soyinka To Patience Jonathan - Be A Lady Before Being A "First Lady" by luvmijeje(f): 7:04am On Jul 13, 2013

What's wrong with that woman? She should just find one place to sit down jejely and let the country hear better things.

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Literature › Re: Test Your Creativity by luvmijeje(f): 5:14am On Jul 13, 2013*

5 hours later.....

Stephen was still in shocked. He was in front of his burnt shop. The damage done by the fire was so extensive that it affected twenty shops at the market.

The affected shop was where he invested most of his money. This was suppose to be his last shot of being a respectable and an honest bussinessman.

Chineke di me, his phone ringtone rangs out. It was so loud, people around him stared at him instinctively as though to say oga pick your call fast fast.

'Hello' in a strained voice. He picked his call without checking his phone screen.

'Steevo Steevo!'

Stephen groans, not again. It was Lambo who was a gunrunner.

To the next....

Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by luvmijeje(f): 4:28am On Jul 13, 2013

Love and money make the world go round.

Politics › Re: Fashola & Mega Corruption The True Face Of Lagos (part 1) by luvmijeje(f): 6:47pm On Jul 12, 2013

Eeeeeh o! My Lagos is being run by cabals. Ka to wi, they will tell us to move out of Lagos, if it is not convinient for us. Are they not all bastards? Ko si wahala.

Literature › Re: Prisoners Of War by luvmijeje(f): 5:53pm On Jul 12, 2013

Really? Seun must set up a panel to look into this issue o.
Eze no vex jare. So when is the next update?

Politics › Re: All Progressive Congress (APC) Nairaland Chapter by luvmijeje(f): 6:46pm On Jul 10, 2013

Fine, APC maybe better than PDP but you guyz should not be over-confident especially in the south-west. There are always going to be a better option.
Do anybody still remember Jimi Agbaje? A guy that that was vastly unknown then who came out from an unknown party and nearly beat Fashola if not for funds and rigging. I'm sure u all remembered what happen in Ondo.

I don't know the world you guyz are living in but in my world, people are mumuring, groaning and cursing under Fashola elitist programmes. And we all can't wait for 2015 election.

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Literature › Re: Removed by luvmijeje(f): 5:44pm On Jul 10, 2013

Well, I can't help you coz the lady u describe up there is too perfect and according to you her type are rare to find. So best of luck.

Literature › Re: Removed by luvmijeje(f): 5:21pm On Jul 10, 2013

Op, beautiful poem. But I read some verses in your poem and I was confused. Are you sure you have not met this lady?

Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by luvmijeje(f): 4:58pm On Jul 10, 2013

Loves ke, oga o, I don waka.

Literature › Re: Miracle By Tope Folarin (The story that made him a winner) by luvmijeje(f): 6:56am On Jul 10, 2013

Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! So humorous.

For people aspiring to be a short story writer, there is alot to learn here.

The writer focuses on a scene i.e the church. He didn't jampack multiple scenes.

Also the writer wrote this from one perspective i.e the young writer perspective.

The way the writer limited the story to two main characters i.e the young boy and the preacher and made other characters waka pass is worth emulating.

Finally, the story itself corresponded with the title.

When I finished this, I didn't feel like there was a missing scene even in as much as I would have love the story to continue.

Literature › Re: Miracle By Tope Folarin (The story that made him a winner) by luvmijeje(f): 6:55am On Jul 10, 2013*

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Literature › Re: Tope Folarin Wins The 2013 Caine Prize For African Writing by luvmijeje(f): 6:29pm On Jul 09, 2013

Ndyoo: Where do these big headed tribalists come from? Yoruba...Yoruba. who asked you?

FYI...when it comes to Literature, story telling and winning awards...Ask of chimamanda adichie and her commonwealth price and her book purple hibiscus which is widely read even by your children in secondary schools..

Chika unigwe, Ibo, won the NLNG prize for literature last year. Caine prize is peanuts compared to these prizes...

If I drop a list you two will run...stop creating unsual sentiments out of nothing...

You advised some1 not to create unusual sentiment while at the same time u created an unusual sentiment. Is that not a case of kettle calling stove black? Well u all need Jesus.

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