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Family / Re: Family Intending To Move To Abuja Needs Advice by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 12:05am On May 15, 2023
Nijagogetsense:


Don't listen to this piece of advice. Never invest all your money. At least, invest one-fourth or one-fifth of it. Never put all your eggs in one basket...
Oversabinus-to-look-impressive...
He didn't say all his money is 10m. He said it's 10m he wants to invest. So he definitely has some other money apart from the 10m he has earmarked for business
Foreign Affairs / Re: Coronation Of King Charles III In Pictures by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 4:21pm On May 06, 2023
Long live the king

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Romance / Re: This Is Why I Date Many Guys by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 4:16pm On May 03, 2023
You be burden. Nawa o

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Romance / Re: I Will Never Love Any Lady Again by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 3:59pm On May 03, 2023
Sorry your own
Romance / Re: Nigerian Ladies' Begging Attitude On Social Media Is Becoming Unbecoming by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 10:15pm On Apr 27, 2023
It depends on who you meet. I have some teenagers who are ready to steal thier parents money for me

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Romance / Re: Why Does Everyone Predict That I Will Have One Child? by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 10:09pm On Apr 27, 2023
Yes it's true and that one child will be for me. I will impregnate you grin
Health / Re: Doctors, What Is This? by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 9:59pm On Apr 27, 2023
...Graphic pics. shocked lipsrsealed undecided

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Romance / Re: Please Someone Should Help Me With Data by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 9:48pm On Apr 27, 2023
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Family / Re: How Do You Handle Rumors About Yourself? Share Tips by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 9:25pm On Apr 27, 2023
I ignore rumours and pray to make more news for them to talk about

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Romance / Re: Men, Why Do You Find It Hard To Post Your Girlfriend On Social Media? by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 9:08pm On Apr 27, 2023
The picture says girlfriend, you said woman. They're two different things. A man's woman is his wife

A man's girlfriend may not be his woman but it can't be presented to her that way. Even if she can never be your fiancee talkless of wife, you have to make it look like she's the one. Coming down to their mental level, that's how they understand it.

Even if your plan is to eat her kitten and let go, you have to lie that's she's the only one you have. If you're too truthful as a man, you will not have a girlfriend. Girls don't like truth, they can't handle it, it's too bitter for them. It takes deep thoughts on thier part which most of them lack, to reason like... with all this my rude attitude and not being submissive, this guy says I'm the only sugar in his life. Can it be real? The day they reason in such deep manner and they ask the man questions about themselves, they will hear things locked up in the guys mind that will make them break down in tears

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Romance / Re: Second Round by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 9:56pm On Apr 26, 2023
With same woman, No!
With different women, Yes!

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Couples Are Not Romantic.......see The Reason by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 9:54pm On Apr 26, 2023
Even if it's this bad, they last long and even forever.

The oyinbo marriages where they have all the romance, na divorce dey end am after two years.

It seem to me though subject to further research, that the little romance in African marriages avoids excessive familiarity and contempt that can breed divorce

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Properties / Re: What Do You Think I Can Do? by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 9:50pm On Apr 26, 2023
That's why it's good to go through certified real estate organizations
Family / Re: What Do You Think??? by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 9:12pm On Apr 26, 2023
Dem don use t0t0 drain this man sense

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Romance / Re: Ladies Who Do This Are Not Smart And Superficial by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 9:05pm On Apr 26, 2023
Lol. Even if you be armed robber, so far you get money and you dey spend, girls will worship you. Why do you think men do rituals before? You think it's because of fellow men? When a man says he wants to enjoy life, he means he wants to have lots of women around him. Any kind of wealth will get you women bro

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Romance / Re: I Unfriended Her On Facebook And She Stopped Posting by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 8:58pm On Apr 26, 2023
Maybe the posts were for you.

Manager I have a question for you. Where in the USA are you and how much does a flight cost from Quebec Canada to where you are?
Romance / Re: I Will Answer All Your Questions On This Thread by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 8:50pm On Apr 26, 2023
Ourtruth247:


I won't respond to stupid questions. Others should take note.
Only a stupid fellow sees stupidity in a direct response to his quest
Romance / Re: If $ex Can Generate Electricity�� Which stateWould Have Stable Light? by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 7:08pm On Apr 26, 2023
Na Edo state

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Crime / Re: Police Officer Dies In Cell After Being Detained For Escaping From Work by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 4:59pm On Apr 26, 2023
Thank God his detention was an official measure. If to say na man to man e happen, dem go say na the oga kill am whereas he had an inherent ailment beforehand
Family / Re: Will You Adopt Him? by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 4:02pm On Apr 26, 2023
Ex-convict? You should have said ex-prisoner for adoption

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Romance / Re: Foreign Lady Gives Her Fellow Ladies 5 Tips On Marrying A Nigerian Man (Video by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 3:59pm On Apr 26, 2023
She forgot to add, they have very aggressive gbola down there too

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Romance / Re: Courtney Tillia: God Put Me On Earth To Enjoy Sex - God Fearing Porn Star by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 3:57pm On Apr 26, 2023
Yes me too! I go dey fu*k till I die

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Romance / Re: Men Decide: Would You Rather Be Financially Free Alone Or With A Woman? by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 3:47pm On Apr 26, 2023
Your question sef no straight. But we'll both declare our asset and have a written agreement before we tie the knot. In the agreement, my belongings goes to my children, not to her. She should stay with her money, I don't need it too. Simple!

Simple and easy to do for a non-covetous woman who has integrity or perhaps who has her own job n wealth by herself. But you see the hunger-stricken, poverty-bulldozed girls who see marriage as the only hope for better life, would have thier covetous instinct take over such that this simple decision becomes a complicated survival means
Romance / Re: I Will Answer All Your Questions On This Thread by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 3:41pm On Apr 26, 2023
Can you give me your aunt's WhatsApp number
Romance / Re: Tinubu Is Giving Me Depression by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 3:39pm On Apr 26, 2023
If depression kill you, we will be happy that the population of unemployed youths has reduced by one

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Family / Re: Italian Lady Finds Her Biological Mum In Nigeria After 34 Years (Pics, Video) by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 3:28pm On Apr 26, 2023
The question is WHAT DID THE MOTHER GO AND DO IN ITALY 34 YEARS AGO?. I'm sure she's from Edo. Because when everybody dey happy go UK, USA, Canada, na only Edo girls dey happy go Italy.

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Family / Re: How Much Wealth Can Sustain A Person For A Lifetime by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 12:05pm On Apr 26, 2023
Nice2023:
If u have #200,000,000 Nigerian naira.

U are good to go. This is because if u invest it at 10%,u are sure of getting say 20million yearly,the yield can sustain u from the age of 40 upwards.

U don't need too much like the politicians do,at least a modest lifestyle of about #1.6million per month is good enough.

Nice idea.

You can invest it in real estate, you'll keep living large to death

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Family / Re: Family Intending To Move To Abuja Needs Advice by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 12:02pm On Apr 26, 2023
You go there first and invest your 10m wisely before you take your family. All of you can't just go at once nw.

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Family / Re: Hmm by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 11:59am On Apr 26, 2023
What will you nw call my own. I'm a sex addict

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Family / Re: As Young Adults 26years And Above, Do You Still Visit Friends by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 11:57am On Apr 26, 2023
That's what I do. Females though. Sex related

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