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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend And Her Careless Attitudes by lyricalz: 7:07pm On Dec 10, 2022
LaSenior:
Mod please I want this piece to be pushed to front-page this is happening to me though I have prepared my Mind to do what is in my mind but I want this honourable house to look into this

I was supposed to go and do marital introduction but because of my dad's health which was going bad everyday I couldn't. I thought maybe when we stabilise him a little then I can quickly arrange for introduction but sadly my beloved Dad passed away 4days later

I have been crying endlessly and been so weak and saddened just this morning this girl I was planning on spending the rest of my life with chatted me up saying that she has looking at me since that I don't want to say anything concerning her Christmas things that she needs 50k to buy Christmas things. I was shocked to the bone haaaa why are you this heartless towards me? Does it mean you are not concerned about what I have been passing through, infact I don't want to speak more because God already saved me from a heartless lazy woman.

To the women in this forum is it right to ask your fiancee Christmas Money in the midst of seeing him mourning of his late Dad just few days his dad died this attitude of this girl is it right?

you are such a lucky guy, i swear. Thank the God you serve very very well

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Technology Market / Re: Mobile Phone Repair Training by lyricalz: 1:12pm On Nov 10, 2022
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Jobs/Vacancies / Mobile Phone Repair Training by lyricalz: 10:59pm On Nov 09, 2022
Complete online training on mobile phone repair technology.

FREE TRAINING FOR THE FIRST 1WEEK OF EACH COURSE.

✓ Step by step training, from zero to hero.
✓ practical based training, with videos and pdf.
✓ All training will be done online, so it's not only affordable but convenient.
✓ Assignment will be giving to students from time to time to check their progress.

WHAT IS REQUIRED
Join the WhatsApp group using the link provided to get more information on what is required for this course.

https:///LG7LgZj4USTLNgrP2qEYL8

BONUS
Power bank and Bluetooth player repair training.

Basically, what we require from you are;
✓Your determination to learn, and some few hardware tools which are cheap and readily available in the market. A Pc is also required.
✓ Prior knowledge of phone repair is not a prerequisite, what is required is the zeal to learn and technical know-how.
✓ Prior knowledge of phone flashing is not also a prerequisite, what is required is the zeal to learn and basic computer operation skill.


AFTER TRAINING, WHAT NEXT?
✓ At the end of the training students will be able to identify all electronics components on a mobile phone board, and their functions.
✓ At the end of the training, students are guaranteed to carry out repairs of any kind of mobile phones with success.
✓ At the end of the training students will be confident and skilled enough to startup repair shop of their own.
✓ Students can begin software repairs on phones immediately after training even if there is no capital to buy software, boxes and dongles, as most free softwares will be provided to students during training.


COST OF TRAINING
All good things comes with a cost, the training is not completely free but very much affordable.

Training is divided into 2 parts; Hardware for 2months and the Software part for another 2months.

Each part with a discounted rate of N10,000 each for Nigeria students and $30 each for international students.

However, there will be a special discount for students who are interested in both hardware and software training.

Join the free WhatsApp group

https:///LG7LgZj4USTLNgrP2qEYL8

Technology Market / Mobile Phone Repair Training by lyricalz: 10:53pm On Nov 09, 2022
Complete online training on mobile phone repair technology.

FREE TRAINING FOR THE FIRST 1WEEK OF EACH COURSE.

✓ Step by step training, from zero to hero.
✓ practical based training, with videos and pdf.
✓ All training will be done online, so it's not only affordable but convenient.
✓ Assignment will be giving to students from time to time to check their progress.

WHAT IS REQUIRED
Join the WhatsApp group using the link provided to get more information on what is required for this course.

https:///LG7LgZj4USTLNgrP2qEYL8

Basically, what we require from you are;
✓Your determination to learn, and some few hardware tools which are cheap and readily available in the market. A Pc is also required.
✓ Prior knowledge of phone repair is not a prerequisite, what is required is the zeal to learn and technical know-how.
✓ Prior knowledge of phone flashing is not also a prerequisite, what is required is the zeal to learn and basic computer operation skill.


AFTER TRAINING, WHAT NEXT?
✓ At the end of the training students will be able to identify all electronics components on a mobile phone board, and their functions.
✓ At the end of the training, students are guaranteed to carry out repairs of any kind of mobile phones with success.
✓ At the end of the training students will be confident and skilled enough to startup repair shop of their own.
✓ Students can begin software repairs on phones immediately after training even if there is no capital to buy software, boxes and dongles, as most free softwares will be provided to students during training.


COST OF TRAINING
All good things comes with a cost, the training is not completely free but very much affordable.

Training is divided into 2 parts; Hardware for 2months and the Software part for another 2months.

Each part with a discounted rate of N10,000 each for Nigeria students and $30 each for international students.

However, there will be a special discount for students who are interested in both hardware and software training.

Join the free WhatsApp group

https:///LG7LgZj4USTLNgrP2qEYL8

BONUS
Power bank and Bluetooth player repair training.

Family / Re: The Aftermath Of DNA Test: My First Child Is Not Mine by lyricalz: 9:33pm On Oct 26, 2022
Meektunz:
Been married for over 5 years now and ever since my wife gave birth to my first child, I've been suspecting that it's not my child due to no sense of resemblance.

I finally did a DNA test but unfortunately the result shows that I'm not the father of my first child. No doubt my wife loves me so much and honestly she has done a lot, sacrificed alot for me.

My conscience never allowed me to end the marriage because honestly she is a good wife one could ever ask for though she has her bad sides.

Since the result came out, I never told her or confronted her because I'm very very certain that once I confront her the marriage will end cos alot will happen but everyday once I see the boy and remember, I get so angry but after some time when we are all playing as a family I will forget.

I still do everything a father could do for his son. Honestly it's not easy to forget about everything.

What do you advise me to do guys?

that boy deserve to know his biological father, keeping it secret, will not help you, your wife or the boy,. when the boy grows up to a man it will only get messier. Confront your wife now and take that boy back to his father, because at the end of things don't go well in future with you guys she will be the one to tell the boy herself. Nothing can be a secret forever.
Politics / Re: Eko Youth Walk: Seyi Tinubu, Saheed Balogun, Pasuma, 9ice and others (Photos) by lyricalz: 6:38pm On Oct 22, 2022
lhordspy:


Did i ask you of your tribe? Or you are going through a guilty trip. angry grin cheesy

because I know you will call me ipob or igbo, illiteracy will not kill you o, say amen. Even the rest of the yorubas in my office are already obidient, a bitter pill for you to swallow, we'll drag southwest with tinubu. by choosing a Muslim-muslim ticket, Baba just shot himself in the leg.

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Politics / Re: Eko Youth Walk: Seyi Tinubu, Saheed Balogun, Pasuma, 9ice and others (Photos) by lyricalz: 6:32pm On Oct 22, 2022
haslaw:


Why are Igbos always quick to deny their own tribe na
exactly what I taught, it's illiteracy that's making you feel insecure.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Commercial Drivers Threaten 7-day Mass Protest Over Multiple Extortion by lyricalz: 6:30pm On Oct 22, 2022
Johnson225:
the end is near
Politics / Re: Eko Youth Walk: Seyi Tinubu, Saheed Balogun, Pasuma, 9ice and others (Photos) by lyricalz: 4:36pm On Oct 22, 2022
lhordspy:
We wont rest until you are either BATIFIED or nothing cheesy grin

Zombidients please visit a doctor for medicine or your pastor for prayers if you are feeling somehow because
MASSIVE CHOKING STILL AWAITS .... more to come

Popular Singers 9ice, Pasuma.
Comedian Seyi Law, Actor Saheed Balogun and Asiwaju's son Seyi Tinubu all present Live


the people you mentioned supporting tinubu with Passion are all yorubas, But obidients are across Nigeria, SS, SW, SE, NC, NE, NW, all supporting LP passionately. How many Yoruba Christians are supporting tinubu with Passion,

For your info I m not Igbo or Igbo related whatsoever.

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Technology Market / Re: Get Canva Teams, Better Than Pro/Education Now @N2,000 Bimonthly Subscription by lyricalz: 9:51am On Oct 20, 2022
Etemma1:
Hey Guys! I got a new sweet offer for you.

Get Canva Pro or Canva Education (Either one, not both), for a one-time fee of N1k for Pro and N1k.5 for Education.

Now before you start making noise or any other thing read the offer first. I promise to make your dealings with me worth your while. You won't regret reading this thread...


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Canva pro (N1k) is loaded with the following features:


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�Team functionalities.


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�Download designs with transparent backgrounds.


�Unlimited folders for your designs.


On the other hand,

Canva Education (N1k.5): This is another PREMIUM Canva plan with all the unlimited access just like Canva Pro.

Because it is for Education, one can access a lot more templates than PRO.

One can also share designs with experts on one's Team for their feedback.

But guess what, Canva Education is not common out there, unlike Pro, in fact it is not even accessible to Nigerians.

Canva Education is strictly for American and Canadian K12 Teachers and students (also free for them) and one would require an American University email address (.edu) to access it.
But I have access to it and I can also get you an account - my offer (and That's why it's going for N1k.5 and not N1k)

No worries, I'll send screenshots of both accounts so you can see the difference.


THINGS TO NOTE ABOUT THIS SERVICE I'M OFFERING YOU GUYS...

- My own payment is one-time (be it the N1k or the N1k.5), meaning after you've paid and anything happens to your account, I will fix it or renew it for you without collecting a dime again.

- Secondly, the duration for my own CANVA PRO accounts varies from 2 months to 1 year.
And that's why for the sake of being fair, I have decided to make the payment just one-time. And like I said, when it expires or something goes wrong, I can either give you another account for free or...
Add you to the same group where I get these privileges (Note: I paid for the group access, but I'll only add 10 guys to the group from Nairaland for Free, just to gain trust with you guys).

- Thirdly, My Canva Education accounts are 1 year straight, no interruptions unlike the PRO accounts. This is the main reason I'm giving it for N1k.5 (It is not common and you're getting 12 months straight, no interruptions, no expiry, no issues).

- Fourthly (Very important). This is how we're going to transact. I won't collect money from anybody yet. I will provide the service first before you can pay me. This is for transparency sake, and also because I don't want any issues with you nairalanders. (Payment on Service Delivery, POSD).

TRANSACTION STEPS:
STEP 1: I will create the account for you, then give you the login details. You will then login into the account and confirm the PRO features, whether PRO or EDUCATION.

STEP 2: When you have satisfied yourself (NOTE: I won't allow you take all day long to confirm oh! Or even to waste my time). I Will then give you my account details to pay my N1k or N1k.5 token for a good job done.

STEP 3: After you have paid my one-time FEE, You will then give me an email address, you've not registered on CANVA before.
I will then update the account with your email address and hand over the account to you permanently.

This way, no one can cheat the other. Fair and transparent for all.

- Lastly, this offer is not for everyone oh! It is not compulsory, nobody is forcing anybody please, so you don't have to stress yourself for it. Only, if you need it to do amazing designs withing a short period.

So if you're interested, my whatsapp number is 08164788344. (Payment on Service Delivery, POSD)

I need the canva pro pls
Family / Re: My 5 yr old Cousin Behaves like Ancestor by lyricalz: 6:18am On Oct 19, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
I never beloved in reincarnation
But after visiting my aunt. I have been left speechless from what I saw.
My grandad died 2001.
My cousin was born 2017
This boy is an ancestor in disguise

He eats just exactly like my grandfather.
My grandad had a unique style of rolling Eba before he eats.
This boy does exactly like that when he is eating Eba
I have never seen anybody roll eba like my grandad. Only this boy and nobody taught him.
I asked my aunt, and she confessed to me that the thing frightens her as nobody taught him how to roll Eba like my grandad.

To make matters worse, this boy keeps disturbing my aunt to take him to village so he can see their compound.
Once they decided to go to village, this boy was walking around the whole compound like he has been there before.

And to cap it off, he likes to seat in the chair my grandad loved sitting.

How can a 5 year old be saying and doing things like ancestors.
Is it possible that my grandad reincarnated into my 5 year old cousin cry

Edit: im worried my aunt might see this,
so I have removed some details just to keep it anonymous.

100% scientific, nothing like reincarnation, the boy inherited the most part of your grandpa's gene, it's genetic. My parents are both short, but I'm very tall, I inherited the gene of my grandpa.
Family / Re: My Mother-in-law Told Me Not To Touch My Wife by lyricalz: 5:50am On Oct 19, 2022
Obavoh:
My wife put to bed 2 weeks ago.

My mother usually takes care of her but her aunty decided to come this time.

I usually have sex with my wife 2 weeks after she puts to bed. It pains her a little but I am very gentle with her. She knows I am not a cheating husband that is why.

Last night as I tried to make love to her, she was crying as usual. Before you know it, her aunty started banging the door and was shouting that I want to kill my wife.

I felt so embarrassed and went tried to explain to her that it’s not so. She said if I try it again she will carry my wife and children back to the village and will return her bride price.

She asked me to wait for at least 4 months before I touch my wife again which I promised her I will as I did not want her to report to my wife’s family.

What can I do? I don’t want to cheat on my wife and I don’t want to disrespect my Inlaw by sending her away. She is a nice woman but she is making me uncomfortable in my own home.

Na he goat you be

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Politics / Re: With This Campaign Council, Does Peter Obi Even Stand A Chance In The North? by lyricalz: 7:21pm On Oct 15, 2022
kestolove95:
can u imagine! Ordinary addition sef dem no Sabi just insult na him full Dia empty brain... Even a nursery student can add 60+6+30+3+1 to get 100...mtseew

It's like you went to night school, you said 60% Igbos, 30% Christians, are Igbos not Christians?

Modified olodo.
Politics / Re: With This Campaign Council, Does Peter Obi Even Stand A Chance In The North? by lyricalz: 7:04pm On Oct 12, 2022
kestolove95:
The list
60% igbos
6% yoruba
3% northerners
30% Christians
1% muslims

Obi hate Muslims and northerners

Your stat is not even correct, 60% igbos, 6% Yorubas, 3℅ northerners, sum no reach 100% na.

Olodo oshi
Romance / Re: Man, 35, Docked For ‘mistakenly’ Engaging His Friend’s 28-year Old Wife’s In Sex by lyricalz: 7:47pm On Oct 11, 2022
Eskimo0147:
So the woman no fit discern say na different gbola wen dey enter her

Na after she cum she come back her sense come switch light

Maybe the 2 friends get the same gbola na grin

Nawa o, shayo and konji, but of them na bastard I swear grin grin
Politics / Re: Whenever Anybody Tells You That APC Did Well, Show Them This by lyricalz: 8:43pm On Oct 10, 2022
muykem:
Do me a favour by also state the prices of those commodities in 1999 when PDP took over government.

The changes was not as steep like this, haba
Properties / Re: I Reported My Landlord Today by lyricalz: 9:07pm On Oct 08, 2022
Anonymoususher:
I am a yearly tenant and do not owe my landlord. The man decided to be greed and I had no option but to report him to office of public offender.

It happened that his negligence almost cost me my life and destroyed my properties, AC, TV, Shelve, speaker etc.

When it happened people told me to claim damages but I refused citing that I didn't want to take advantage of the situation, being alive is enough for me. The landlord was even begging me not to report the matter than he will compensate me. I told him I have no intention of reporting it, that he should just fixed his house back.

This man didn't fix the house, I called and called but he refused. I had to fix it myself and moved in because searching for a house is too expensive. I needed more time to search and get a better place. For two months I was out of my house because of the job going on. But when I moved in, I was surprised that this same landlord that begged me to be calm came and started disturbing me to pay his rent.

I was surprised, my rent hasn't expired, for two months I didn't stay in the house because of your negligence, my properties got damaged and I am not asking for compensation, I just moved in, yet to settle and you are pressuring me for a rent that hasn't expired.

I told him I will pay when my rent expires but will remove the money I spent doing work he wasn't supposed to do. This man refused and started shouting. I didn't expect him to behave the way he did after every thing that happened so I told him, I will be packing out of the house instead when my rent expires.

To my surprise the man brought a quit notice and asked me to leave his house the following month. Now that action got me angry and I decided to ask for compensation for my damaged properties.

Today, I filed a formal petition costing everything that got damaged and everything amounts to one million. The person handling the case after narrating the story to him and showed him video and picture evidence he became so angry and further extended the case to Lagos State Building agency which means the house will be surveyed for structural integrity and if it fails the test, demolish will follow.

I didn't want to toe this part but the landlord allowed greed to blind him. You caused someone damages worth millions, he didn't request for pay back, his rent is still running yet you are pressuring him to pay days after he moved in.

Let him face the consequences of his greed

That serve him right
Health / Re: Billionaire Funeral Undertaker Unveils New Headquarters, Rotating Casket by lyricalz: 7:14pm On Oct 03, 2022
WhiteRuler:
Lol. May be he's praying for people to die

Whether we like it or not, people must die. We only pray for long life.
Religion / Re: Is Hot Leather Jeans Right To Wear To Church? by lyricalz: 1:53pm On Oct 02, 2022
Righteousness2:
Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are
abomination
unto the LORD thy God.

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Revelation 21:27
And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.

With these, do you mean it's a sin for a woman to wear trousers? What about my own native urhobo men style of dressing by wearing wrappers, what about the native Scottish men style of dressing by wearing skirts? It's the same way native Americans and Europeans women wear trousers because the weather there has made it a culture for them.
Technology Market / Re: Redmi Max3 Needed Or Any Large Screen 64gb Phone by lyricalz: 10:25pm On Sep 30, 2022
Still needed
Phones / Re: This Scam Called Shake And Win by lyricalz: 10:23pm On Sep 30, 2022
Powerfly:
Fcmb wheel of Sapa.
Abegvwho don win that shit before

Heavy scam
Phones / Re: This Scam Called Shake And Win by lyricalz: 10:22pm On Sep 30, 2022
Babalegba:
I've won several times but not lately

Really
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by lyricalz: 10:01pm On Sep 28, 2022
Donald1200:
how much will you buy it

Or send your WhatsApp number lemme chat you up
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by lyricalz: 9:59pm On Sep 28, 2022
Donald1200:
how much will you buy it

You quote your price, if it's affordable for me to buy
Technology Market / Re: Redmi Max3 Needed Or Any Large Screen 64gb Phone by lyricalz: 10:14pm On Sep 26, 2022
Anybody , somebody has any for sale let me know asap
Technology Market / Redmi Max3 Needed Or Any Large Screen 64gb Phone by lyricalz: 10:12pm On Sep 26, 2022
Xiaomi redmi max3 needed or any large tab like screen phone, minimum 64gb
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by lyricalz: 10:08pm On Sep 26, 2022
Donald1200:
Xiaomi MI Max 3 screen needed

Wanno sell the phone?
NYSC / Re: What I Did When I Found Out His Name Was John Thomas by lyricalz: 8:15pm On Sep 15, 2022
It maybe a nickname someone saved, as you called him Johnny others may also nickname him john Thomas, so truecaller can cause the issue.

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Politics / Re: List Of Top Dignitaries Who Welcomed Shekarau Back To PDP Today (photos) by lyricalz: 9:08pm On Aug 29, 2022
ridbell01:
� � � � � Obi will not win again?

Obi 2nd, Tinubu 3rd
Politics / Re: List Of Top Dignitaries Who Welcomed Shekarau Back To PDP Today (photos) by lyricalz: 9:07pm On Aug 29, 2022
highchief1:
u Dey use nyash see road so rearrange that ur list from bottom to top that’s the true reflection.

When e clear for your eye, then you go get sense
Politics / Re: List Of Top Dignitaries Who Welcomed Shekarau Back To PDP Today (photos) by lyricalz: 8:31pm On Aug 29, 2022
Even Bible said "Fear North".
My prediction for 2023,
Atiku 1st
Obi 2nd
Tinubu 3rd.
The north continues to rule till the south get sense.

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