obainojazz:


Agbero statement from the Agbero boss himself... My friend once told me alphebeta gets 10percent of Lagos revenue... Do you know what that money can do, tinubu is really a thief.

I dey tell you guy. A really big thief.

Chrysz:
Just as expected, I knew you will reply me.

your mumu no get grade

Chrysz:
Mr. man stop arguing, listen.

listen to what? ekpa

LegalOpinion:


You actually rely on autocorrect to write? Meaning that you don't proofread. SMH

You must really be more daft than I thought.

we don hear, professor mumu.

Simplep:
Y e com pain u like dat?,oya pele,i will buy biscuit for u

lol, oya buy the biscuit na, with that your fat face.

Simplep:
Extorting sir not 'escorting' where are u escorting d money to?

it was an autocorrect error, madam professor too-know. make too-know tinz no kill u sha.

LegalOpinion:

"Escorting"?
You need Jesus Christ in your life.

mumu, your fish brain ought to have told you it may be an autocorrect error.

BanevsJoker:

Huh? Escorting or accompanying money?

mumu, ur small senses inside that your big head did not tell you its an autocorrect error.

shortgun:
Is this a crime?
Lagos CP should interpret the law for us abeg.

yes it is,
extorting money from the public under false pretense.

azraeljaheel:
Rip to the dead
Available

how much?

akindayo12:


PLEASE HOW CAN I WORK WITH CARLCARE HERE I LAGOS..AM A VERY GOOD ENGINEER WITH 3 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN BOTH HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE...08134082889..THANKS..

well I'm not sure u posses those skills you mentioned well enough, else you would not be thinking of working for anybody. You would have been somewhere making money.

oyibo gal, she is proud of her native name, if its Africans we will be using English name together with our surname.

buhari y

shakmati:
So I'm really pained. I am a highly mobile kind of businessman but I have my family stationed somewhere in the North West. I send my silly wife a six figure monthly upkeep to ensure she takes care of the home properly. I got home a few days ago.

Today, she went out and I decided to go prepare some boiled rice and beans for the house. Can you believe that this woman does not have ordinary salt and vegetable oil in her kitchen? Women can be so unreliable and incompetent I tell you. This is all the work she does and she can't get simple salt in her kitchen.

Should I just divorce her? I hate incompetence. I need advice from y'all. Stupid or not. I don't give a frigging rat's arse!

- annoyed guy.

you be really smallie to wanno divorce bcuz of such little issue, u're a boy not a man.

JasonScoolari:
I have to zoom the picture very well just to get a clear view.

First of all, I want to say a big thank you to the lady and the Op for giving me another opportunity to make use of my vaseline judiciously. And secondly, I want to express my profound gratitude to the tailor and the photographer, you guys made me hit my bathroom four good times.

And also the producers of Vaseline, I say a big thank you. I will always be a regular customer.


I am saving this picture for the future. Ashawo price don skyrocket for my area.

Get a cup of vaseline today.

lol,
mad man like ginger

MrAJQ:
OK
With this positive development, APC has added Ogun State to the state it has won even before the poll in South West.

So, NEXT LEVEL

lol, the people following buhari in your pics actually looked like zombies, watch closely..

Ahmed musa for president.

highqueen:
Lool.
2k can get you a very nice soup, you and your partner can eat and enjoy.
As I like bitter leaf soup. Cocoyam of #200
Crayfish of #100
Goat meat #700
Bitter leaf #100
Red oil #100
Maggie #20
Salt # 30
Pepper #50
Ogiri #50
Then garri/ Akpu/semo #300

Transport fare #200.
Then bring back change.

I swear if u never marry, I go marry u, lol.

shakmati:
“I don’t think there is any part of this country that wants to leave this country. All they want is fairness, equity and justice”, he added.

This is a man that understands Nigeria!

I dey tell you guy

hahahahahaha:
Why do you still love someone like her? How can you not tell that she only loves your money? I feel really bad for you OP; but I must tell you the truth, you have no self-esteem. The only thing that gives you confidence is money, and you used that money to buy what you thought was love, but she didn't love you after everything; she only wanted your money. If you ever bounce back, please don't go near that vacuum of a girl. Find a girl that loves you and can pay her bills; they exist.

Thanks guys, but what do I do with all this likes?

go to the bank and convert those likes into cash.

I don't really know why female doctors are not pretty, maybe I haven't met one or the majority of them aren't pretty. well happy married life to them.

the question remains how can she tell if he is a virgin or not.

post=72484993:
A-TIKU (Death)......

after then......

Obi!


PDP?!
NEVER AGAIN!

looter or no looter we shall articulate in 2019, same thing we told u guys in 2015, when we said certificate or no certificate its buhari 2015. now we sending the dullard parking.

chiagozien:
You people voted buhari in and you people will the one to vote him out If you want him out.




No referendum no election in east.

keep on dreaming about Biafra, u better wake up.
Bcuz it will never ever exist. I'm of from Delta, south-south, don't think any south-south state will fight for Biafra for u, u will all just kill yourselves for something that will never work.
Except u guys in the south east alone will break away, no wahala.
so you better wake up and start articulating, its obvious buhari don't like south east, but atiku do.
#atiku2019
#teamarticulate.

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TooNoisy:
Choosing a VP from the South East was a great miscalculation. Peter Obi is not going to substantially increase PDP votes because the South East was going to vote PDP. Choosing Obi will at most add 250k votes to what Jonathan had the last time. Unfortunately, he will lose the South West by a wider margin than Jonathan did.

All South West Governors are APC, the VP is from the South West and the Tinubu factor will make Atiku lose. The truth is that the PDP have neglected the South West for a long time. There is no one from SW in the top echelon so it will be very difficult for Atiku to win.

PDP is now dominated by Igbos. The top leaders are now Igbos. VP candidate, Party chairman and even highest ranking member in the Senate. All these people are Igbo and we all know how Igbos play their politics. Rather than build bridges with other regions, they actually destroy bridges. Igbos will create enemies for Atiku in the other regions especially NW and SW. And we all know those two regions contribute 46% of the voting block. Once Buhari wins NW and SW, it's game over. SE don't have the numbers.

votes from south west will not determine the winner, ss+se+nc are now PDP strong hold, with pdp sure of having 70% of votes there. sw+ne+nw votes will be shared with PDP getting at least 40% there. even the so called southwest has about 30% indigenes from other zone. buhari must go.

abbey621:


Notice you didn't say one word to disprove that he is a thief, all you are saying is that he is not a thief because he has not been convicted yet. This is the mindset of the average Nigerian and the exact reason why we keep recycling corrupt leaders....kudos

say what u wanno say,
thief or no thief, we articulating 2019,
same thing will did for buhari in 2015, certificate or no certificate we voted him, but in 2019 back to duara he goes.
if atiku don't perform will still send him back to adamawa come 2023.
we don't fuckin care if our president now use a tenure. Nigeria shall be great again.

post=72295180:
For more jokes , TEXT ATIKU to 419



A thief wants to jail fellow thieves!!

We even have a meme for it already.....

which Court named him a thief? ur dullard and lifeless president is fighting corruption yet a thief is still roaming about, even intends to be the next president. Don't judge, or call anyone thief, he is innocent like any other person till he is convicted.

Dizu:
The man them ma call saraki

rudebouy mi sight ya. respec