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Phones › Re: Which Data Plan Lasts Longer? by LZAA: 11:10am On Nov 06, 2019
[quote author= post=83784789]God bless our service provider with their cool monthly plan and our SAMSUNG Galaxy S10.
(Some children of hate will soon want to kill themselves shouting na lie', na lie cos of the phone we use, they will start wailing and quoting soon! cheesy)

We won't make free advert for our network,
They should be able to pay for any advertisement.
They are all over Nigeria.


But dem dey try sha!
They are one of the below......


You see, the first one just quoted their nightmare.
Hehehe grin cheesy
Na dem!
Always in pains![/quote]Shatap
Phones › Re: Which Data Plan Lasts Longer? by LZAA: 11:08am On Nov 06, 2019
Somebody blamed d telcos but forgot to blame lai Mohammed
Oya think about it before 2016 data plans (apart from mtn obviouslygrin) dy go well
Once dat idiot called lai got tired of online criticism he proposed a bill to cap data which was shouted down publicly but passed privately
So NO data plan is best for now
Politics › Re: Any Igbo that ask Pdp for Presidential ticket is an Apc mole! by LZAA: 11:00am On Nov 06, 2019
GMbuharii:
So obj was brought all the way from prison and was expected to fail at primaries,huh?!?!

The below describes you perfectly lolsssssss

grin grin

Lzaa immhotep
grin grin
Politics › Re: Muideen Olalekan Tells Senate He Is A Card Carrying Member Of APC by LZAA: 10:07am On Nov 06, 2019
Greenback:
lolsssssss BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA.... grin grin
lzaa immhotep
grin grin
Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Okowa Has The Opportunity To End This "Delta Igbo" Toga by LZAA: 6:37am On Nov 06, 2019
MelesZenawi:
You spoke very well and well.


Nothing is wrong with that just that the young man you quoted is a desperate human being.


He has attended too much Ipob meeting that he can't reason normal again.

Delta Igbo is not wrong but perfectly right.
U never tire for ur doppelganger tin for hia
Once u are igbo u are igbo
The cuvil war caused all these confusion and dislike
We already had killings of igbo up north even before the first coup
Ndigbo know themselves and also it's only efulefus and afonja wannabes that criticize ndigbo
So calm down and admit igbo amaka jor wink
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Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Okowa Has The Opportunity To End This "Delta Igbo" Toga by LZAA: 6:13am On Nov 06, 2019
immhotep:
Onijagidijagan will soon tell us that Major Chukwuma Nzeogwu (from Okpanam in Delta State) was Igbo but the rest of the Delta Igbos are not Igbo.

Sai mama. grin

Romance › Re: Excited Lady Sits On Top Her Man As He Does Push-Up In Pre-wedding Photos by LZAA: 6:10am On Nov 06, 2019
[quote author= post=83776123]Are you okay?
Better go soak your garri drink and go lie down for ur mat kid.
Who has your time.
Oya take the attention you craved for and go sleep annoying tin....[/quote]

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Netherlands: FIFA U17 World Cup (1 - 3) On 6th November 2019 by LZAA: 6:09am On Nov 06, 2019
grin
one nigeria indeed
told a mate that the selection of that team was lopsided he was saying no na one Nigeriagrin
It's only here we still pick PE graduates and then NIS which is filled with PE graduates as football coaches but hey quota system right
A failed state does not need pointing
Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Okowa Has The Opportunity To End This "Delta Igbo" Toga by LZAA: 5:53am On Nov 06, 2019
immhotep:
But Delta Igbo will become Igbo when the time comes to share Federal appointments grin


Cc lzaa sarrki gmbuharii afamed anonimi helinues greenback
grin
Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Okowa Has The Opportunity To End This "Delta Igbo" Toga by LZAA: 5:52am On Nov 06, 2019
immhotep:
So this means that Major Chukwuma Nzeogwu (from Okpanam in Delta State ) was not Igbo and he did not organize/lead the so called Igbo coup. grin


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Chai grin
Politics › Re: Any Igbo that ask Pdp for Presidential ticket is an Apc mole! by LZAA: 9:21pm On Nov 05, 2019
Andhominem:
The truth is bitter... grin tongue

Politics › Re: Any Igbo that ask Pdp for Presidential ticket is an Apc mole! by LZAA: 9:08pm On Nov 05, 2019
GMbuharii:
You remain a huge disgrace to yourself and whatever you represent.....cos what you are doing in essence is guaranteeing the continuation of northerners in power...
The igbos have survived far worse scenarios, presidency is just a minute thing.
They don't depend on government crumbs to survive,they make bake their own from he scratch.
But know for certainty,that a cow should rather be president than for an accursed sacrilegious scratched face/tigerclaws/scarface, southern abomination to be president...

grin

lzaa immhotep
Andhominem right nowgrin

Politics › Re: Any Igbo that ask Pdp for Presidential ticket is an Apc mole! by LZAA: 9:07pm On Nov 05, 2019
Andhominem:
Why are you so obsessed with second fiddle positionhuh

You think an Igbo VP will be anywhere near as powerful as Osinbajo is/was especially in the last four yearshuh

You are a joker! A deluded dreamer!!

An Igbo VP will be treated even worse than GEJ as VP. Remember, Ekwueme ended his VP position in prison despite being found to be clean.

Be guided!!!
Shatap

Politics › Re: Adamu, Atiku Abubakar Son Screened As Commissioner Nominee In Adamawa by LZAA: 8:19pm On Nov 05, 2019
[quote author= post=83771189]He should try to be a good boy and not start to loot monies meant for boreholes and grinding machine meant for the poor people in his constituency,
Because na so dem dey start wink cheesy

We wish him all the best btw....


We guess this was the same boy that said this below.......[/quote]Shatap

TV/Movies › Re: 'Lionheart' Oscar Disqualification: Victoria Kimani, Ebuka, Dotun, Deyemi React by LZAA: 6:22pm On Nov 05, 2019
Kennyswagz1:
see this guy oohgringringrin so LZAA you dey talk like thisgringrin abi think say na to dey post memes and call your fellow clowns imhotep and the rest for every thread you sabi do cheesycheesy

TV/Movies › Re: 'Lionheart' Oscar Disqualification: Victoria Kimani, Ebuka, Dotun, Deyemi React by LZAA: 6:18pm On Nov 05, 2019
YorubaPrince:
There's nothing like Yorubawood. Yoruba movies are the original Nollywood! Simple.

You Igbos are too ashamed of your culture and language. At least 85% of Igbos bear English names cuz they're too ashamed of their Igbo names and the ones with Igbo names would convert it to English... you go dey hear Peace, Happiness, Joy, Victory, Laughter, Smile grin

A Yoruba would rather bear Segun than Victory which is the English translation.

Btw... how many Igbo movies are out there? Nobody would watch that nasty thing even their own Igbos. Just imagine! cool
Travel una go travel
Even startimes show pure igbo movies
Please receive sense na
Crime › Re: Police Rescue 259 From Ibadan House Of Horror (Photos) by LZAA: 6:12pm On Nov 05, 2019
immhotep:
T9ksy and helinues will tactfully avoid this thread and be looking for IPOB thread.

TV/Movies › Re: 'Lionheart' Oscar Disqualification: Victoria Kimani, Ebuka, Dotun, Deyemi React by LZAA: 2:52pm On Nov 05, 2019
YorubaPrince:
I've always said it over and over again. 90% of Igbos carry English language for head like gala and they've lost their indigenous cultural values. How many Igbos bear English names out of shame for their own indigenous Igbo names? How many Igbo movies are out there?

They think speaking English equates sophistication. They claim they're Nollywood while they refer to Yoruba movies as Yorubawood. Rubbish!

Although, majority of Nigerian movies are trash but, at least, the Yoruba movies are recognized as the real Nollywood to the international community as it's indigenous! cool

Btw... the movie is too overrated!
Err mr clown
We speak our traditional language and u would know this if u travel outside osogbo
Also your yorubawood is a byproduct of nollywood created by okey and ken nnebue but yeah keep hating while a yoruba boy called Ramsey nnouah is remaking living in bondage
U see d tin about hate is that it makes u blind
Politics › Re: Why Does It Take NIMC So Long To Give Out National Identity Card? by LZAA: 1:42pm On Nov 05, 2019
MANMABBQGRILLS:
It's very easy for someone from Niger Republic, Chad, Sudan and other Sahelian countries to get the Nigerian National ID Card than people in Southern Nigeria.

Watch this video





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGlfUwaLabQ
Keep qwayet

Politics › Re: Error By Hon. Ibrahim Umar In Yobe State by LZAA: 1:40pm On Nov 05, 2019
omenka:
Even the person behind the tweet is an Ode, yet he's laughing at someone else.

What is "we are Denoted a water tank"? What he should have written, in trying to laugh at someone else's mistake, is "we denoted a water tank". The are has no business there.

Talk about people concerned about the toothpick in someone else's eye when they've got an iroko tree in theirs.
Reject sai babarism
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Politics › Re: Error By Hon. Ibrahim Umar In Yobe State by LZAA: 1:39pm On Nov 05, 2019
ItsMeAboki:
Then what would you say about this huge IPOB clanger?

Politics › Re: Error By Hon. Ibrahim Umar In Yobe State by LZAA: 1:33pm On Nov 05, 2019
omenka:
Nothing new. They inherited it from the leaders of PDP who couldn't remember the name of their very own party.

Politics › Re: FFK: Saudi Arabia & Qatar Sponsoring Boko Haram & Fulani Herdsmen In Nigeria by LZAA: 1:29pm On Nov 05, 2019
Ffk was never gej's aviation minister
He was obj's
Food › Re: Lady Saw Wall Gecko In Her Zobo Drink After Drinking (Photos) by LZAA: 12:49pm On Nov 05, 2019
chinchonglee:
Nor be aboki pple dey sell zobo??

U re jst a frustrated suya seller.. who stays online 24hrs because no Customer to buy ur disgusting suya
grin grin
Food › Re: Lady Saw Wall Gecko In Her Zobo Drink After Drinking (Photos) by LZAA: 12:49pm On Nov 05, 2019
[quote author= post=83758945]Thank God for her life.
Thank God she survived to share this story!

Subconsciously , she will be feeling like a wall gecko one kind after this for sure!![/quote]

Crime › Re: Three Abia Civil Servants Docked For N6m Salary Fraud by LZAA: 12:41pm On Nov 05, 2019
[quote author= post=83758300]Faces of criminals.
Send them to jail ASAP.
Crime does not pay.[/quote]Shatap

Politics › Re: Uba Sani: Nigeria Should Start Printing Other Nation's Currencies And Passports by LZAA: 7:12am On Nov 05, 2019
[quote author= post=83750918]We should have been doing this from day one.
Unfortunately, our country has been plagued with bad and corrupt leaders since democracy started and much more before then.

It is good to know we are starting to get things right gradually.

Slow and steady, Nigeria will be great again.

God bless Nigeria[/quote]Shatapgrin

Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Takes Bill To Buhari In London For Signing, Nigerians React by LZAA: 6:17am On Nov 05, 2019
franchasng:
Foolish Yorubas like you are the reason the illiterate North is riding on the smarter Southern Nigeria.

Continue Igbos are your problem, but pray & also encourage Igbos to get their Biafra like you said, so that you and Hausa-Fulanis can enjoy an unfettered love and romance, wisdom has eluded most of you sha but you still think that you have sense, tell me any country where chief of staff takes a bill to meet the president abroad when the VP is alive and in the country, honestly whoever cursed some of you Yorubas must be a mad babalawo, kontinu undecided
Afamed right nowgrin
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Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Takes Bill To Buhari In London For Signing, Nigerians React by LZAA: 4:38am On Nov 05, 2019
Please where is maisuya and omenka
Smhgrin
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Culture › Re: Eri Festival: Ooni Of Ife, 25 African Americans To Storm Anambra by LZAA: 9:01pm On Nov 04, 2019
Maisuya,Afamed and gwarotango right nowgrin
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Politics › Re: Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu's 86th Posthumous Birthday by LZAA: 6:48pm On Nov 04, 2019
immhotep:
Lzaa come and hear oh grin

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