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Crime › Re: Rapist Terrorizing EKSU Students, Arrested and stripped unclad (pics) by LZAA: 5:08pm On Sep 18, 2018
Praizenews:
After a 2-week raping spree, a suspected rapist breaking into hostels to defile female students of the Ekiti State University, has been arrested.

The suspect, identified as Sunday, was caught, this morning, at Adesoye Hostel, Phase two satellite, Iworoko road. He has since been handed over to the police.

http://www.praizenews.com/rapist-terrorizing-eksu-students-arrested/
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Crime › Re: Thai Police Focus On All 1,400 Nigerians For Fraud Investigation, 5 Arrested by LZAA: 1:56pm On Sep 18, 2018
Roger3D:
Why are these fraudulent ibo men hell bent on tarnishing the good name of hardworking Nigerians? I beg lets grant them their Biafra and watch them turn it into one gigantic shit hole

cc LZAA
Afonjics are also in bangkok too grin
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Business › Re: Candido Joao Da Rocha: Nigeria's First Millionaire by LZAA: 1:51pm On Sep 18, 2018
nnokwa042:
I wonder if not Lagos how Western states will still look like till today,thank God u said u people met white people first and white people transferred thier technology to Yoruba's no wonder Yoruba's re the investors of car plane fax machine telephone computer train ship bicycle ,no wonder Yoruba's are competing with likes of Germans Japanese Italians or Chinese in today's technology and Ekiti state is silicon valley of Nigeria ,ka chineke Mezie okwu
Chaaaaiii
See finishing grin
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Business › Re: Candido Joao Da Rocha: Nigeria's First Millionaire by LZAA: 1:46pm On Sep 18, 2018
Greenback:
If Joao were to be alive today,you ewedus will betray him for Hausa Fulani people.

IgboAmaka Jo
Lzaa immhotep
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Crime › Re: I Stabbed My Husband In Self Defense - Policewoman (Photos) by LZAA: 1:04pm On Sep 18, 2018
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Slimluvs:
Wicked generation....


meanwhile

There is an on going online registration of 1 million Nigerian Youths who support President Muhammadu Buhari for 2019.

Click this link to join the Movement

http://www.saibaba2019.com/1-million-nigerian-youths-say-saibaba-2019/


SaiBaba 2019.
angry angry angry angry angry

Crime › Re: I Stabbed My Husband In Self Defense - Policewoman (Photos) by LZAA: 1:03pm On Sep 18, 2018
kemzy036:
Policewoman stabbed her husband and later call it a self defense.

More photos here
http://www.nairafame.com/2018/09/photos-i-stabbed-my-husband-in-self.html
Roger3D over to you
Sarkin is still on honeymoon wink
Yoruba amaka grin
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Car Talk › Re: Innoson Rolls Out Monster Trucks For Nigerian Security Agencies (Picture) by LZAA: 9:12am On Sep 18, 2018
Benekruku:
For a "Mobile Coffin" and you here ranting.

Car Talk › Re: Innoson Rolls Out Monster Trucks For Nigerian Security Agencies (Picture) by LZAA: 9:12am On Sep 18, 2018
immhotep:
CC lzaa pointzerom eternaltruths jumpandpas
Sarkin and Roger3D break out in sweats once they hear ndigbo
Politics › Re: The Secret Power Of Igbos [by Ola Orekunrin] by LZAA: 6:39am On Sep 18, 2018
immhotep:
roger3d, sarrki and sarkin need to buy this book written by a fellow afonja

cc lzaa pointzerom greenback jumpandpas eternaltruths
High b.p loading grin
Business › Re: Sam & Steve Nico Williams Biography, Twins Invent Cryptocurrency PPT, Net Worth by LZAA: 5:14am On Sep 18, 2018
Roger3D:
ibo boy how come I didn't see your ass on the ibo drug dealer thread? grin

Business › Re: Sam & Steve Nico Williams Biography, Twins Invent Cryptocurrency PPT, Net Worth by LZAA: 12:22am On Sep 18, 2018
Politics › Re: Where Is Bukola Saraki's NYSC Certificate? by LZAA: 7:43pm On Sep 17, 2018
sureheaven:
Where is Buhari's Nepa Bill? Come to think of it, who has seen this Nepa bill in question sef?


If u are one of those obukus in Nigeria who thinks PMB didn’t go to school, it shows anything good can’t come from u.
Go and read on google what it takes to get to the level of captain, major, lieutenant colonel, colonel then major general and u will realize u are of the disgrace to human race for saying the man has no result.
Taaaaaaa
Meeeecheonu
Buhari rose to such heights cuz of northern agenda
Buhari no sabi book
No try deceive ppl hia
Do you know how many times abacha's name was removed from retirement list cuz he was from the north?
Why do u think yaradua got double promotion in 76
Smh
Politics › Re: Where Is Bukola Saraki's NYSC Certificate? by LZAA: 7:00pm On Sep 17, 2018
qwertygeni:
But seriously,

ABUBAKAR Bukola Saraki.

Where is your NYSC certificate?

Abubakar Bukola Saraki was born on 19 December 1962 to the family of Olusola Saraki, a senator (1979–1983) and a one time Senate Leader of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and his mother Florence Morenike Saraki. He attended King's College, Lagos, from 1973 to 1978, and Cheltenham College in the United Kingdom from 1979 to 1981 for his High School Certificate. He then studied at the London Hospital Medical College of the University of London from 1982 to 1987, where he obtained his M.B.B.S (London).

Saraki worked as a medical officer at Rush Green Hospital, Essex, from 1988 to 1989. He was a director of Société Générale Bank (Nig) Ltd from 1990 to 2000.

In 2000, President Olusegun Obasanjo appointed Saraki as Special Assistant to the President on Budget. During his tenure, Saraki initiated the Fiscal Responsibility Bill. Saraki also served on the Economic Policy Coordination Committee, where he was responsible for the formulation and implementation of several key economic policies for Nigeria.

Where and When did Waziri Bukky of Offa Syndicate serve as a corp member?
Just wondering, anyways.

Credit: Tola Layode via Facebook
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Politics › Re: "Go To Ghana, Go To Cameroon, Go To Gambia, You Will Be Proud Of The Igbos" Says by LZAA: 6:20pm On Sep 17, 2018
immhotep:
But you prefer subhuman Igbo women to your fully human Yoruba women.

Lzaa come and hear oh. grin grin

cc pontzerom eternaltruths
That's why sarkin is enjoying honeymoon in enugu grin
Sports › Re: Nairabet - Akin Alabi Introduces Nairabet USSD Mobile Code by LZAA: 6:19pm On Sep 17, 2018
Sarkin:
Made easier for lazy ipob yoots like Lzaa
Immhotep
Sharp shoot a
Etc

Politics › Re: INEC Bars Phones, Video Recording In Polling Booths During Osun Election by LZAA: 3:07pm On Sep 17, 2018
happney65:
The Chairman of Independent National Electoral Commission, Prof Mahmood Yakubu, has said voters will not be allowed to go inside polling booths with their telephones, cameras and any other devices that can record images.

He said this on Monday in Osogbo at the stakeholders’ forum organised ahead of Saturday election.

The INEC chairman said this would help to curb the issue of vote-buying and vote-selling which he described as a new strategy adopted by politicians to rig elections.

He said voters would not be barred from using their devices at the polling units but would not be allowed to hold their cameras and telephones from the moment they are issued with ballot papers until they cast their marked ballots inside the ballot boxes.

Details later

https://punchng.com/breaking-inec-bars-video-recording-in-polling-booths-during-osun-election/
My worry is we have a clown trying to rule a union copying a caliphate method ie few elite ruling a massive poor yet the so called sophisticated are cheering and appaulding
Well like i always say u can lead a horse...
Finish the rest wink
Sarkin is on honeymoon
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Politics › Re: 2019: Niger Delta Militants Endorse Buhari by LZAA: 2:24pm On Sep 17, 2018
yns4real:
Niger Delta creek warlords under the auspices of the Reformed Niger Delta Avengers ( RNDA ) on Monday backed the second term ambition of President Muhammadu Buhari .

The militants declared that Buhari is the only Nigerian President that has shown practical commitment to peace and willingness to develop the Niger Delta region.

The Leader, RNDA, ‘Maj.-Gen’. John Mark Ezenobi aka Obama in a statement said they took the decision to support Buhari at a crucial meeting attended by the group’s service commanders in Benin River of Egbema in Rivers State.

The RNDA said it reviewed the activities of past presidents including those of former President Goodluck Jonathan and came up with a verdict that Buhari remained the best among them.

The RNDA, a coalition of nine militant groups, said the Niger Delta region suffered from under development and massive looting of oil resources under the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP).

It described the 16-year administration of the PDP including the period Jonathan administered the country as a disaster.

The group said despite ongoing devilish efforts to damage Buhari’s reputation, his integrity and sustained fight against corruption stood him out as the best candidate for the Presidency in 2019.

RNDA said it was unfortunate that “self-acclaimed” leaders of the Niger Delta region and “so-called” PDP South South Governors were still celebrating looters, who contributed to the under-development of the Niger Delta region.

It dismissed members of the Pan Niger Delta Forum (PANDEF) as a group of failed and corrupt PDP members and self-acclaimed fathers to former President Goodluck Jonathan.

RNDA said most of the people parading themselves as PANDEF misled Jonathan and the likes of former ministers of Petroleum and Niger Delta Affairs, Diezani Allison-Madueke and Godday Orubebe and looted the funds meant for the development of the region.

The statement said: “The RNDA with the coalition of the nine militant groups in the creeks has endorsed President Muhammadu Buhari for another term in office.

“This endorsement is because of the President’s integrity characterized so far in fighting against menance of corruption to standstill in the country because the it is corruption and bad leadership that have contributed to the under development of the Niger Delta region and the country at large,

“Buhari-led Federal Government of the All Progressives Congress (APC) has shown much commitment to address the under-developmental challenges facing the Niger Delta region for decades caused by the corrupt previous bad administration of PDP, which wasted 16 years of governance.

“RNDA note with regret that the six years administration of former President Good luck ‘Badluck’ Jonathan was characterised by massive corruption, looting, favouritism and gross non-supervision of his appointees with no completed project in the long-neglected region.

“Jonathan’s government took the people of the Niger Deltaand region back to the stone age of under development”.

“RNDA accepted the Federal Government’s ceasefire agreement in 2016 for dialogue. This led to the remarkable and sustained peace process in the region following renewed destruction and bombing of oil installation and facilities that crippled the nation’s crude oil output and eventually led to recession.


“Most worrisome and painful is the fact that Former President Jonathan’s administration goofed on the development of the region as he was unable to complete the road to his Otuoke community in Bayelsa State.

“RNDA is pleased with President Buhari’s willingness and commitment to the development of the Niger Delta since he came on board in 2015 inspite of the economic recession that greeted the emergence of his administration as the crude oil price hit an all time low of N35 per barrel.

“President Buhari fight against corruption which was the signpost of the previous PDP administrations clearly defined his stand on the development of the region.

“We commend him for the smooth take off of academic activities at the Nigerian Maritime University, Okerenkoko, and we commend the Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Amaechi for the approval for the dredging of the Escravos River to enable cargo vessels access Warri which will in turn boost economic activities”.

The militants, however, urged the Federal Government to look into the implementation of the three percent gas fund to the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC).

They appealed to Buhari to expedite efforts in the construction of Bonny inland roads, completion of the East West road, approval for the deep Sea Port project at Akwa Ibom State, Gas Flare penalty fund and pipeline surveillance jobs.

Others they said required government’s attention are, proper funding of the NDDC and release of 10 licences for modular refineries as well as the relocation of the headquarters of multinational oil companies to the Niger Delta.

The militant coalition identified good leaders of the region saying their superlative efforts brought the peace and development in Niger Delta.

The named the leaders as the Paramount Ruler of Seimbiri Kingdom and National leader of the Pan Niger Delta People’s Congress (PNPDC), HRM Pere Charles Ayemi Botu (Former National Chairman of TROMPCON), the Ibenanaowei of Ogulagha Kingdom, HRM Elder Captain Joseph Timiyan and Alabo Graham Douglas.

Others are former Minister of Aviation, High Chief Francis Inegbiniki, Jude Tabai, son of retired Supreme Court Justice, Elder T. k Ogoriba, HOSTCOM National Chairman, Dr. Mike Emuh among others”

The group described them as men of integrity who staked their lives for the peace of the region and appealed to President Buhari to begin dialogue with the individuals.

But RNDA asked President Buhari and the office of the Presidential Amnesty Programme (PAP) to be wary of some some self-acclaimed leaders of the Niger Delta such like Mike Loyibo.

He said such persons parade themselves in Abuja on behalf of the region to curry favour but have never pushed for any form of development for the region.

“While we wish to work with the new Coordinator of the Presidential Amnesty Programme, Professor Charles Dokubo, he should be mindful of Members of PANDEF .

“PANDEF misled the immediate past Coordinator of PAP, Retired General Paul Boroh and abandoned him when the tide was against him despite spending millions of naira on the group made up of failed and corrupt PDP politicians”, the group said.


http://thenationonlineng.net/2019-niger-delta-militants-endorse-buhari/
Lai lord is this ur rebuttal?
Kai wtf is this?
So watery school canteens wee applaud
Politics › Re: Abdulmumuni Abiola: Nigeria Not Ripe For Youth President - MKO Abiola’s Son by LZAA: 7:28pm On Sep 16, 2018
[quote author=ibedun post=71244126]Shut up kwa. Which youth is experienced, able, ready to run this highly divided and very complex country? A country full of people with nothing but criminal and anti-society mindset. Please dont mention idiots like sowrre, Monghalu. .....and all the other zero weights making noise on the sidelines. Just look at davido and starboy, look at the youth governors. ...total disaster

Let use our head instead of useless emotions.[/quote
]
Davido and wizkid are not politicians
Yahayo bello,dimeji bankole and salisu ibrahim were disgraces but do not rep all youths
Use our heads?yes we will...to catch up with the rest of africa then the world
Politics › Re: Abdulmumuni Abiola: Nigeria Not Ripe For Youth President - MKO Abiola’s Son by LZAA: 7:23pm On Sep 16, 2018
EmagNig:
The winner of 1993 presidential election, Chief MKO Abiola's son, Abdulmumuni Abiola, has said the country is not ripe for a youth president.

Abiola told journalists at the maiden national youth summit organised by The Zealous Kwara Youths in Ilorin, Kwara State, on Saturday, that though he was hopeful that a youth could become president someday, it was imperative to give President Muhammadu Buhari a second chance, The Punch reports.

He said:

“I do believe that there shall be a time, just like in Canada and France, when we have somebody that is around 30 in power. I don’t just think that time is right. I think there is a reason why Buhari is there and I would want us to be patient to see him through.

We should give him another four years and he will handover power to the youth.

“I do not have anybody else to campaign for. Somebody after 20 years honoured my father and did what other people refused to do, so I am supporting Buhari for a second term.”

The President of the ZKY, Mr John Adegboyega, said it was necessary to sanitise Nigeria of corrupt practises.

Adegboyega added that 2019 was not yet time for a youth to become president.

He said the youth should participate actively in the political process and elect people who would deliver good governance and move the country forward.

https://lailasnews.com/nigeria-not-ripe-for-youth-president-mko-abiolas-son/
Yet wen u call them S.M they foam at the mouth
Chai
Pls kuku give gambaris and their western subjects their own country
Kai
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Education › Re: Why We Can't Employ The ATBU Graduate Who Built Drone - VC by LZAA: 5:59pm On Sep 16, 2018
BiggyB242:
There 're criminal who work for the government because of their gift not necessarily the White House though.
I think u mean cutting a deal ie providing info and aiding to capture crooks
That is way different
What u are referring to is only possible thru a presidential pardon
Politics › Re: "Go To Ghana, Go To Cameroon, Go To Gambia, You Will Be Proud Of The Igbos" Says by LZAA: 3:00pm On Sep 16, 2018
immhotep:
Sarkin is now following the footsteps of FFK grin grin
grin grin
He said i should not snap his pix so NL wee not see his face or his wife grin
Education › Re: Why We Can't Employ The ATBU Graduate Who Built Drone - VC by LZAA: 2:58pm On Sep 16, 2018
BiggyB242:
The reason the white folks are better, there is no segregation over there. A prisoner can work in the white house if he/she got something to offer. We depend too much on paper reason alot of folks do all their possible best to get this 2.1 ( blocking, sleeping with lecturers).
Errr NO prisoner can work in the white house
Being arrested for a offence is what is overlooked
Once u are imprisoned forget public service
Education › Re: Why We Can't Employ The ATBU Graduate Who Built Drone - VC by LZAA: 2:55pm On Sep 16, 2018
Quintuple:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/why-atbu-cant-employ-graduate-that-built-drone-vc.html
Built a drone in nigeria? grin
Assembling is different from building na if not sarkin wee have built cars for his gambari overlords
Roger3D take note
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Politics › Re: "Go To Ghana, Go To Cameroon, Go To Gambia, You Will Be Proud Of The Igbos" Says by LZAA: 2:52pm On Sep 16, 2018
goodnessme1:
you mean sarkin left me and all the yoruba ladies in south west go nnewi to marry costly igbo lady.
Yes oooh wink
Cc immhotep greenback Roger3D famosh onyeoga gmbuharii
Politics › Re: "Go To Ghana, Go To Cameroon, Go To Gambia, You Will Be Proud Of The Igbos" Says by LZAA: 2:13pm On Sep 16, 2018
immhotep:
Lzaa please come and see them and their obsession with Igbo women grin


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Na sarkin wedding i dy nw for nnewi grin
Politics › Re: Meet Abdulaziz Abdulaziz Who Exposed Kemi Adeosun's Fake NYSC Certificate by LZAA: 8:03pm On Sep 15, 2018
Bambambiglo:
Nothing to contribute as usual.

IPOb street tout with no objectivity as usual.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Adebayo Seun, Artist Paints El-Rufai In Two Minutes, Sells It For N2m by LZAA: 7:28pm On Sep 15, 2018
Greenback:
Lzaa immhotep
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Politics › Re: IPOB Hails Biafrans For Observing Sit-at Home Order. by LZAA: 2:25pm On Sep 15, 2018
Sharpshooota:
Once they hear Ipob... They line up and rush...

Useless things That Won't mind their business
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Politics › Re: IPOB Hails Biafrans For Observing Sit-at Home Order. by LZAA: 10:29am On Sep 15, 2018
immhotep:
resurgent2019 is still busy defending Kemi the certificate forger grin grin


Cc: onyeoga madridguy buhariguy omenka shalomc iceberg3 yarimo odvanguard pointzerom t9ksy imperialyoruba odvanguard yorubaassasin alariiwo lzaa Ikenna0b ngeneukwenu captaing00d roger3d ibrahimdamola jumpandpas juliusmalema alias ipobexposed

Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Demands Car From Son-in-law Ahead Of Wedding, Daughter Supports by LZAA: 9:42pm On Sep 14, 2018
Nightmareo07:
Ibdojt think there is any tribe as cursed as yoruba tribe..
Only in Yoruba land u will see in every family gal as young as 16 a having a baby or 2 in her papa house and everyone will take it normal.

Politics › Re: IPOB: FG Threatens Media Houses Against Reporting Succesful Sit-at-home. by LZAA: 9:40pm On Sep 14, 2018
IbrahimDamola:
Lie mohammed under instructions from Buhari have ordered the media houses to either report that the sit-at-home was a failure or they don't report it at all.

Some historically anti-Eastern paper like thiefnuubu's The nation's 'toilet' newspaper that can't sell up to 10 copies of their useless paper in the SE and SS have already gone to press with 'IPOB sit-at-home fail in Ebonyi and other SE states'.

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Thank God for social media and pictures.
Sarkin and Roger3D wee not sleep well this night oh grin
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