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ChildOfDoom:
During the lockdown, I applied for the Central Bank relief fund via NIRSAL microfinance bank. I never took it seriously. To my greatest surprise, the loan was approved without much documentation.

At that moment, I thought I had changed for the better. I was bent on making every one proud. I went to Robinson plaza to inquire about the new itel p36 Pro Lite launched. I was told to check back later. On my way out, I got a Bluetooth MP player for 12k.


I made the mistake of taking the device to a bet9ja shop to charge before going home. That was how the spirit of virtual lured me. Within the space of 30 minutes, I had made transfers over 15 times to the owner of the shop to play the game. Hmm.. Shame will not later me even mention how much the money was. It's an amount that would have changed my life.

I'm only left with 2000 naira now and the Bluetooth speaker which I now use to play sorrowful music. I will surely go into depression for a long time. The amount involved is over 6 digits. And one of the clause was to pay back within a year. So awestruck and distraught.

I'm a doomed child. Every open door is misused by me. I was a fool not to have just thought of buying a generator instead to charge at home.

pansophist:
Women hardly toast. Initiating is not your typical feminine trait, but responding. They will rather give you all the evidence needed like a desperate criminal that wants to be arrested by force, hoping that you pick up the tab and do the needful, but one-on-one toasting initiated by a woman? hardly happen.

I have never experienced direct toasting from a woman, I would love to. It would be funny though. Men de try as I swear, with their direct toasting that many times, leads to soul-crushing rejection, and that is women's biggest fear.

soulstalker:
i got d message to come to bisi ogabi str, off awolowo rd, ikj. Briteworld int'l is d companies name. But according 2 d victim, they change company's name and location everytime.

Confirmedzombie:
I have severally here on Nairaland adviced the FG on possible ways to combat this deadly virus.

Only a total lockdown for at least Two months will stop the daily increase of cases.

Nigerians must learn to bear pains the total lockdown will cause them.

Cases kept increasing day by day. We cannot fold our arms and allow this virus to consume us.

The FG should as a matter of urgency lockdown all states for at least two months.

The military and police should be deployed to enforce the total lockdown.

Everybody must remain inside there homes.

A 5days notice should be given for citizens to stock food items in there homes

As the FG does this, I assure all Nigerians that we will overcome.

pansophist:
For men, marriage can only be hell if she is NOT a good woman, for it is better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife. (Prov 21.9).

Commitment is a natural way men become responsbile, and establish themselves as a valuable male capable of reproduction and organising a household, which further qualifies them for a bigger leadership task society confers. It is why most positions of authority requires a man heading a family.

A woman makes a man life beautiful beyond what he could achieve himself, such as being a mother to his kids, integrating her feminine energy into the typical rigid lifestyle of men, and makes him feel valuable and desired. By default, the life of a man is candle fire, and the quality of women he will attract depends if he has transform the candle fire to a furnace.

This is the natural order of things, and instead of see a reason why marriage is bad, see a reason why its good instead.

Ghostrye:
Small play na im turn to this kind finishing. No pity at all, what if she starts to feel like commiting suicide because of these strong words. Temper savage with mercy, it is not her fault she was born stupid (because that kind of stupid can only be follow-come).

Grayoso:
I just feel so sorry for you Igbos. Nothing you will not try to use, however miniscule or meaningless, to try and gain some form of sentimental victory over Yorubas every second , minute and day because you can never get over the feeling of being humiliated losers of the civil war. We all know you blame Yorubas most for that loss.

The Germans lost the war and moved on to be better people who learned to shun extremism and madmen. They knew and accepted they began a needless war that caused misery and devastation to themselves and others because they blindly followed the mad man Adolf Hitler.
Germans, because they learned the right lessons from their war loss, turnes defeat into victory and great success.

Not so for petty and hateful Igbos. After harming yourselves following crazy Ojukwu, you remain wicked, without remorse, hateful and always committed to following one lunatic or the other be it Kanu, Abacha, FFK, Kemi Olunloyo etal because of your vengeful heart and dedication to getting even with Yorubas and Nigerians.

This, to you people, is another 'victory'. Marriage between a Yoruba man and an Igbo woman. Keep celebrating this 'victory' and others like it. Doing so merely shows that the Igbos will always be small-minded losers who will never conquer mental scars to be a respected people of destiny as the Germans turned things around to become.

ProfDview1:
This is pure witch hunting after all they are qualified... Why stop them


Attention pls

I need a lady (she must be a nairalander)

She must be rich, plus her parents comfortable

Average (height, boobs and ass)

She must be ready to spend on me

Fair or chocolate

She must trust me

Educated or self employed with hand work

Christian

Between 20 - 23

A Nigeria

She must think of a good future not make up

She must be able to reason well not like a fish

She must be good in conversation.

The most important one
She must be a godly virgin (pls note, godly virgin not just any virgin).
Thank.. Pls quote me if u av any

vicdom:
You seriously need be tamed in this forum. What's the correlation between the aforegoing topic of discourse and IPOB?? You always go about constituting nuisance with your morbid and tribalistic commeñts hither tither and ultimately derailing the topic. If you are too daft and nitwitted to conceive reasonable disposition and comment, please, take the exit and allow people of sane minds to have the floor. Stop disgracing your generation in the name of comments. I wonder what the moderators are waiting for all these while you have been persistently and consistently violating the laws of this forum.

Macsjebs:
Baccarat Rouge or Mood oud satin, both by Maison Kurk Francis
Thanks Boss

Macsjebs:
Apologies Boss,

Knowledge is profitable, it's all for the goal of learning

Don't bcoz if this not patronize your boy, kindly see the thread on my signature for testimonies,

Thanks

smallsmall:
Please stop spreading this sort of lies and unverified claims, it damages the moral fibre of our country.
Assuming but without conceeding that it is true, you should not be repeating it publicly but discouraging it passively.
Yorubas did not lead any campaign against N O I, the White people (Europeans and Americans conspired against her because she is Black!)

All these stoking of one ethnic tribe against the other in Southern Nigeria needs to END, it is the biggest obstacle against our development and the biggest weapon of our oppressors. THINK! THINK!! THINK!!!

LegendHero:
Where is the proof to this statement?

Bighead9:
Igbo Amaka.

There has never been an hour without a news of someone who killed a close blood relative in the EAst. Only God know what Biafra will look like when the North finaly give them their independence.

COOL10:
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I do believe that pussy worshipping started with Adam. Eve was a greedy bitch who wanted to be as powerful as God. Adam on the other hand was an insecure fellow who became oblivious of his self worth and chose pussy over God. In the face of temptation, he forgot he had a direct connection to a God who could have easily given him a new wife if he wanted. We all know what happened next.

This shiit is deeper than we think. Guys have to be careful out there.

PrettyPrint:
Hmm so na here all the guys de?

nurez305:
And since you know is the ticket for your post to get to front page, you quickly snap it and rush down to nairaland to post it.... hope you get your front page bank alert from seun.

I don't understand why snake post must be on front page when there are lot of educated post yet to hit front page

pansophist:
Society looks at a woman's past, but looks at the man's future, you are the prize. As a man, your worth grow with time, time is your best friend. Develop yourself (mentally, physically, financially, etc), and you will remain at the top of the sexual marketplace pretty much all your life, punching down into the pool of youthful young. You have the advantage of ''created value'', that is, your attractiveness is in your own hands, and doesn't fade with time, like women. You create the lifestyle, and woman adapts to the lifestyle you create. That is a privilege. Go be a king, and watch them come. SayNoToSimping

BabaRamota1980:
I dont rush to jump in yanminri story so much because I think they get unfairly treated a lot. But these people make it difficult for me to defend and stand up for them.

Is this story a fresh one? Did this shege event just happen? Is this not the same state that Emma kill his sibling over fruit? In imo a brother hacked his sibling over fruit. This morning i heard of a director of Imo broadcasting coporation stabbed his wife and killed her. I acted like i didnt see and passed. Now Obierishineke family have killed a sibling over money, in same Imo state? Are Imo people Ngwa or Abiriba? This trend is becoming a syndrome. We shall call it Cannibalistic-Prone Demonistic-Possessed Syndrome, CPDP Syndrome. Ohanaeze need to call a meeting of all Ngwa and Abiriba people and seek medical help. This thing is troubling. Highly troubling.

Godons1:
Igbos Amaka.


They will do anything for the money, even if they have to kill their close relative.

ada9ja:
The most reasonable comment seen on nairaland since I joined the forum