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shollywendy1:
The night workers.pls stay off

confusedworld17:
Was not suppose to hit the road today due to not feeling too fine but bills push me comot for house. But I'm going to have an early shower today, heading home already after this post, done for today.

First request,
Rider : It's not professional of you to ask for my destination but I will tell you because I'm in a hurry. I'm going to the airport, are you going ?
ME : Yes.
Madam professional was only going to drop off some sturfs with someone at the airport and final destination was one hotel at Ikeja.
Got to the final destination, time to pay ...
RIDER, (AKA MADAM PROFESSIONAL) : Call your acc #.
Me : You know that's not professional. But I sha gave her my acc #. She smiled and did the transfer, alert enter immediately and off I go.

As I was about to reverse, Na him one bobo like that knock for my window signaling me to wind down.
As I wind down, bobo ask me say, Uber ? Me say, Yes. Did you make any request ? - make e no be say he dey expect a driver.
BOBO : No. But I'm gonna make one now, just wait let me get my things from the reception.
ME : In my mind while waiting, bobo looks very fresh and smells nice sha.
So bobo don come back enter motor. Me dey wait for him to bring out his phone and make the request...
BOBO : I'm going to badore, wait for me for some minutes, maximum of 30 minutes and bring me back here. Is that fine by you ?
Me : No qualms.
BOBO : You want make we do am offline or you want share money with uber ?
For my mind, I say, e be like na correct guy this one go be oo
ME : Offline.
BOBO : Wetin you go collect ?
ME : I don quickly do small maths for my head, I tell the guy 13k.
BOBO : Ah! ah! How much online come be ? but lets go.

On the way, we come begin dey gist... bobo na MANUNITED fan like me, we sha talk about last night game and other sturfs. Bobo come holiday from U.S
Abi na DRU23 ? but e be like say dru no dey town.
Las las sha, bobo tear me $50.
I dey go buy malaria drugs now on my way home to go and rest. Tomorrow na another day.

slamstanlee:
These Opay people are changing the narratives

pope191:
Pray they don't block u or reduce ur rating boss.

tunlapapa:
Useless taxify has changed their useless advert.
No longer 120k a week.

tunlapapa:
Useless taxify has changed their useless advert.
No longer 120k a week.

slamstanlee:
Dont u know number 65 agungi. The apartments gather equal number of oloshos

AK481:
Let me tell you something:


David’s mean every bit of what he said,precedence has shown times without number.


This is the difference between Davido and wiz kid.


You know those days between Kanu and okocha.

Kanu gives from the little he has,okocha collects even from the poor and never gave anything back to the society.


Big ups David

pope191:
my oga I go deh run from surge again

pope191:
Make una help me beg taxify, who I offend, didn't have any bad encounter with rider, they always give me thumbs up and say thank you more then once, ever neat car and I don't let my tyres even get dirt... From 4.95 to 4.80, dropped to 4.70, now 4.65. I don tire o

And I notice this dropping is always after surge ride, picked a rider on 2.5 surge yesterday, the way she is squeezing her face self, she have to go inside to get more money, is not my fault fah, I felt for her and hope MURIC won't attack bolt after the holiday, but will all pray for better day.

dapotemi:
Guys be careful as u drive around. Around 9pm on 3MB bridge yesterday I was robbed. About twenty of us were stopped. I was coming from d island inward oworo. I notice some traffic while climbing d bridge but I thought its d usual traffic. This guys get mind, they were not in a hurry, I have a decoy phone on board but I quickly tot that its too dangerous, this guys were not in a hurry, they were checking everything one after another for more than 20 mins. Windscreen were shattered but I was jus lucky. Immediately I notice they were breaking windscreen, I jus jejely open up. They were moving from car to car to bus. About 12 cars were broken, they even remove some brainbox right there. I wanted to give them a bad phone but the risk is too MUCH! I gave them my phone, I was still posing with did phone on this thread in my last post. At the end, they still went away with two cars, a venza and a corolla. Guys, let's be careful, prayerful and don't RISK too much. Looking forward to get a phone did morning, so that did weekend won't pass me buy, I was prepared for it. The tin pain me sha. I got d phone recently but I thank God.

Seventy7kings:
and you sure say Wizkid no belong?

simonlee:
FSARS right now...

Crvrider:
Please guys planning to take a family of three to ikoyi(passport office) from igando. What should I charge?

Buynowautos:
All this riders sha, always ask questions before going to pick up. Imagine a rider requesting Uber to carry 24 sets of plastic chairs. I know some ppl will accept it.

2cul2care:
Have been working with taxify for just over a week now and what have discovered is that it's hard to meet up with the current price rate which is so low, although I was told it was just recently changed.

Now my question is how do you meet up with the current rate, what are the tips and tricks, help a brother in need, share your experiences.

deedee44:
Avoid Lagos island for now, you will definitely pass one way and you will definitely be caught

northbird:
Please, seniors in the house, pope 191, iyaegin, xana 101, mjosh 100, izzou, chucsmoore, eherbal, franksam, and other seniors that time wont permit to mention, what advise can you give a newbie to Lagos roads who is about to start on taxify/uber.next month.

P.s: I drive regularly in another state but need to move to Lagos to start the taxify/ uber thing for now.

Please, kindly advise. Thanks.

umall41:
Good evening everyone plz if there's anyone doing night, as in works with his/her car at night on this forum, plz I need you, thanks

Fossil:
Bro you for no cancel o....by now you for don dey US, LOL

lorenzos1:
But wait is it a crime to own charms...? Has he hurt anyone with his charms.... For all you care he might even be a victim of babalawo fake
charm scam lol....!

Dbossmanager:
for your sanity, avoid ikorodu trips.....and if u are at ikorodu...dont come out...just find somewhere sleep...

iyaegin:
Something is definitely involved surge , saka or extra waka...

izzou:
Was it today you did this one?

Ghost1994:
After 5 months on both platform. I’m on drip. Nigga down pray for me.

Buynowautos:
I dey ikorodu, where is the best spot to get trip back to town?

oluwasegun007:
See broda wey mumu..

lexylexy:
Yes, it will be accepted on uber. But I doubt if riders will accept it though. Offline trip is off completely. Low ratings guaranteed.

umall41:
Plz house what avi done wrong, I only got one short request since morning, plz help coz at this rate I am doomed on HP was at omole I av to drive down to Allen still no request and there s hevy traffic on allen self

nwizu042:
Waist pain drivers are unhealthy or overweight?
Jesus son, I am around your age oo. Which one is unhealthy or over weight. I laugh everytime you post stuff because you think you know something about the job but you don't.
Its easy to form on the internet so I will leave things at that.
As for this job being your calling since you ain't a graduate well all I can say its congratulations in finding your purpose in life.
As for graduates, may God elevate us so we can move to bigger things. Amen.


Enjoy your calling jesusson2020.