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Crime / Re: Lawyer Stabbed To Death By His Estranged Wife In Kebbi (Photos) by Machalla(m): 4:23pm On Aug 26, 2022
saphiere:
From the article, there is no where the accused said she stabbed him and No evidence.

Bloggers and lies.

Because you saw someone in a house doesn't mean she killed.

This woman should sue them.
no be only sue nah sule.
E go do u like film when dem go finally sentence am. If she lucky she might get life imprisonment.

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Crime / Re: Lawyer Stabbed To Death By His Estranged Wife In Kebbi (Photos) by Machalla(m): 4:20pm On Aug 26, 2022
Rahkman:
Another maryam sanda
where is the killer now sef?
Crime / Re: Lawyer Stabbed To Death By His Estranged Wife In Kebbi (Photos) by Machalla(m): 4:12pm On Aug 26, 2022
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked :

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
cry
Politics / Re: APC Distributes Food Items To Residents In Anambra State by Machalla(m): 10:24pm On Aug 25, 2022
oyeb15:
Stomach infrastructure. We are still in year 1532 AD in Africa.
ask them why they close the border only to reopen it when they knew the elections is near. . .
The stvpid decision makes no sense if after all that you had to reopen the same border you closed. Nothing change. Just the normal way it was before. This is sure a questionable act
Politics / Re: APC Distributes Food Items To Residents In Anambra State by Machalla(m): 10:20pm On Aug 25, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:
Collect the food items but don't vote for APC

I believe the people aren't fools. We grown past that age when politicians use to deceive people with petty things and stories...
They will make their vote to whom they felt that can save Nigeria current bad situation
Crime / Re: Why I Killed My Step Mum – 25-year-old Suspect { Photo } by Machalla(m): 5:55pm On Aug 25, 2022
Hmm
Such is life.
RIP to the dead
Romance / Can You Do This? by Machalla(m): 5:49pm On Aug 25, 2022
Respectful and sincere answers pls.

cheesy

cc:
Nlfpmod
Rocktation
farano
Lalasticlala

Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy's Ex, Stefflon Don Rips Her Pants While Twerking At An Event (Video) by Machalla(m): 5:42pm On Aug 25, 2022
So?
Make we fry water with this news?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Chesea (3 - 0) On 21st August 2022 by Machalla(m): 1:08pm On Aug 21, 2022
dfrost:


In Leeds we stand. The true Peacocks � are we cheesy

Rodrigo dey my FPL team.
the peacock wings will be broken by the iron bridge

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Chesea (3 - 0) On 21st August 2022 by Machalla(m): 1:07pm On Aug 21, 2022
Chelsea straight win!

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Religion / Re: Pastor Carlton Apologizes After Calling Church Members ‘poor’ And ‘broke’ by Machalla(m): 9:17am On Aug 21, 2022
Lol

I hereby join this vawulence pastor and his long comradres partner Sisi Tonto dikeh hands in vawulence marriage cheesy
Romance / Re: Nigerian Female Military Personnels Are Hot (photos) by Machalla(m): 8:48am On Aug 21, 2022
Keji1012:


They are all oga intimacy gadgets
Oga nah master. cheesy
Panado extra dey hammer headache
Travel / Re: Visit To The BEACHSIDES Of The West Coast (pacific Ocean) Of The US. by Machalla(m): 8:43am On Aug 21, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:

AMEN & AMEN.
I pledge to AMERICA my country. To be faithful, loyal and honest. To serve AMERICA with all my strength. To defend her unity, and uphold her honour and glory.
So Help me GOD.
Do you know Buhari can arrest you for this cheesy
Sports / Re: Man City's Mendy Boasted About Having Sex With 10,000 Women - Rape Victim by Machalla(m): 7:50am On Aug 21, 2022
Idonweak:


You probably have never heard about the #metoo

You try get some fame first, then get any lil issue with a very wicked female, it will shock you the amount of woman that will claim you did the same to them

Lol he doest know cheesy
Romance / Re: Nigerian Female Military Personnels Are Hot (photos) by Machalla(m): 11:41pm On Aug 20, 2022
CaptainZubi:
Our babies are finger lickin' hot.
They are hotter than Nigerian female nurses and bankers.
Nigerian female nurses and military female are my favorite. For me no one is hotter than the other
Romance / Re: Nigerian Female Military Personnels Are Hot (photos) by Machalla(m): 11:35pm On Aug 20, 2022
CaptainZubi:
More..
give me this girl contact. I want to appreciate her for their good works in protecting our country. Send her number fast pls
Crime / Re: Anambra Girls Arrested For Robbing Lovers by Machalla(m): 10:11pm On Aug 19, 2022
Highway girls cheesy
Politics / Re: NBC Revokes Licences Of Silverbird, AIT, Raypower, Rhythm FM, Others by Machalla(m): 12:58pm On Aug 19, 2022
Mr lie handwork cheesy
Travel / Re: Video Of Mass Deportation Of Dubai-Based Nigerians by Machalla(m): 12:48pm On Aug 19, 2022
Deport them abeg. We tired of hearing stories. There is enough land and resources in their fartherland and hopeful we will weed out bad leader and elect good ones. No one would need to travel outside their country

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Phones / Re: I Turned Off Read Receipt On Whatsapp To View A Status Yet This Happened by Machalla(m): 11:48am On Aug 19, 2022
Reminderz:

did you skip the part where I said not in all cases?
Your headache anyway undecided
Phones / Re: I Turned Off Read Receipt On Whatsapp To View A Status Yet This Happened by Machalla(m): 7:42am On Aug 19, 2022
Afoonja:
I can't believe how dumb some people are, read receipts is not for status, it's for the pigmentation(blueing) of the double tick, which occurs when the receiver views the message.
You dey jonze.
Turning off read receipt works for status too. Stop disgracing yourself on public forum. When read receipt is turned off WhatsApp will tell you that you don't have the right to know people that viewed your status too. How old are you sef?

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Phones / Re: I Turned Off Read Receipt On Whatsapp To View A Status Yet This Happened by Machalla(m): 7:38am On Aug 19, 2022
Reminderz:

not every case, especially if it's important... you only reply two or three days time because they aren't important to you or in your priority list..
did they put knife to your neck to reply immediately?
No go kee yourself o
Phones / Re: I Turned Off Read Receipt On Whatsapp To View A Status Yet This Happened by Machalla(m): 7:26am On Aug 19, 2022
Reminderz:

lol sometimes it's not because of something will happen or not.... I'm still waiting for WhatsApp to release the update to disable the 'online' notification too on the official WhatsApp application.. sometimes, you might view someone's message and don't have the opportunity to reply them at that moment, the person might think that you're purposely ignoring them... this is when turning off the read receipts come in handy... at least, it would give them that little peace of mind that it has delivered but they can't attack you that you have or haven't read their messages ...

It is better you don't open messages if you not ready or too busy to reply. Don't be in hurry to always reply every message.
For me I only respond fast to my family and business WhatsApp text. Any other thing you might get your reply in two or three days time. So some people will rather call my number than text me on WhatsApp lol.
Phones / Re: I Turned Off Read Receipt On Whatsapp To View A Status Yet This Happened by Machalla(m): 7:19am On Aug 19, 2022
gassbee:
the problem is dat some people just want to view d status of someone without the person knowing ( ego thing) but Oga Zuckerberg is telling dem sorry bro dat cannot happen
Me sef just tire. The hypocrisy though lol. There is mute option too. If they don't want to view some people status then mute them or delete their contact. Some people just like giving themselves unnecessary wahala. U wanna hide and view status and don't want to be seen lol
For me I will view my contacts WhatsApp status with my full chest. grin
Romance / Re: Top 10 Prettiest Women On Nairaland (2022) by Machalla(m): 6:38pm On Aug 18, 2022
Truvelisback:
U try for the Nomination. People like Candidlady won't be in the list for Viewers discrection's sake grin

God abeg o. cheesy

Plus that man hater @jennyclay cheesy
Romance / Re: Girl Says Most Ladies Are Single Because Men Just Want To F*ck (pics) by Machalla(m): 6:01pm On Aug 18, 2022
This one nah daylight lie grin
Men don dey learn not to near women without money and women keep making sure they make same point clear in real life and on social media so what is this one saying? Abi u want to build with your father cheesy?

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Phones / Re: I Turned Off Read Receipt On Whatsapp To View A Status Yet This Happened by Machalla(m): 5:51pm On Aug 18, 2022
I will view your status and nothing will happen grin.
Lol. These day it just that I don't do the normal WhatsApp chit chat anymore. It is more like text message without having to pay the network N4 charges for me. cheesy
If you don't want to view anyone status then delete them from your contact. Life is not that hard

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Celebrities / Re: BNXN Says That He Did Not Literally Spit In A Police Officer's Face by Machalla(m): 5:44pm On Aug 18, 2022
Hambivert:
BNXN is a guy whose actions are always in the moment. That was how he hurriedly named himself BUJU to later rename himself to BNXN.

Anyways, I see him jettison BNXN for a properly spelled Benson soon. That's how in the moment I define him.

He also is sparogatively a big time troll who no troll should spare him what he doesn't spare others.
He is growing. He still has a lot to learn
Fashion / Re: Why You Should Stop Wearing Makeup To Sleep, According To Experts by Machalla(m): 5:31pm On Aug 18, 2022
GodsOwnMan:
some1 should read and summarize for me please.
It said Buhari is paying million of dollars to make up companies. So more girls buying and wearing make up means more money naija will pay. Naija might just go broke because of make up . so sad undecided cry

GodsOwnMan:


You are foolish.

Lol
Aren't you then a brainless idiot that can't read? cheesy

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Fashion / Re: Why You Should Stop Wearing Makeup To Sleep, According To Experts by Machalla(m): 5:28pm On Aug 18, 2022
I like my girl with no make up either she wants to sleep or not

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Sports / Re: Ghana 1 : 4 Netherlands: Ghana Crash Out Of U20 World Cup by Machalla(m): 6:36am On Aug 18, 2022
Danielle09:
Na to fvc.k their women sabi cheesy
Una men nko? Hypocrite
Romance / Re: Top 10 Ikwerre Celebrities. Number 1 Will Suprise You by Machalla(m): 9:28pm On Aug 16, 2022
Great!! ikwerre celebs . ..
I had actually thought they were Igbo. Especially of julius agwu, Monalisa and tonto dikeh.

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