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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npc Ad-hoc Staff Recruitment 2023 Application Trend by Machalla(m): 6:37pm On Nov 02, 2022
Have been able to register successfully, if anybody is having issue with the registration kindly signify and you can get help from here
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Phones / Re: Please Who Has This Power Button by Machalla(m): 5:25pm On Oct 15, 2022
Lol looking part of some phones can be very hard. I like to have one of those old vintage phones like Ericsson, Alcatel, Nokia 3310 and their likes for just fancy sake

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Romance / Re: What Can 2k Do For You? by Machalla(m): 5:19pm On Oct 15, 2022
Romance / Re: Honestly My New Neighbors Pisses Me Off by Machalla(m): 3:09pm On Oct 14, 2022
Approach them politely to tell them... if you can't, live and let them live
I have no problem approaching them politely to tell them but at the end of the day they are most likely to think I don't like them which is not true. Whenever I get back home I don't usually have peace of mind due to their playing around the house and banging each door. I only get rest from it when they go to bed. So I guess I'm gonna have to tolerate them
Romance / Re: Honestly My New Neighbors Pisses Me Off by Machalla(m): 2:56pm On Oct 14, 2022
This moniker above me "Mrcork", how he concurrently maintained his insanity for over a decade here is amazing cheesy grin
I just tire. Just talking gibberish. His likes is best ignored
Romance / Honestly My New Neighbors Pisses Me Off by Machalla(m): 2:30pm On Oct 14, 2022
I am so angry right now angry
This new people flat next to my apartment bang their door with reckless abandon. It is as if they fighting with all doors in their flat. Whenever they banging their front door which I can actually tell because the sound of it is quite different from the other doors. The sound actually echoes in my room and often time jerk me up from sleep, whenever I'm reading or having my quite time.

They are new neighbors and it seams pretty kinda awkward complaining about it now as they are more like to think that I don't like them which is not true. I don't care about what anyone do in their space but keep your business right at your space and don't disturb my peace with your vawulence.
They family that comprises of teenagers and kids and I am actually wondering the type of muscles in their hands and the energy to actually make them always bang every door in their home so hard whenever they walk past them

Since I cant tell them about it i think I am going to pay them back in same way by playing loud music even in odd hours and inviting one of my girls for hot moan to disturb them at night and I got the exact babe for this cheesy she can moan for Africa cheesy
These people go to bed before 10:00pm after their prayer. I have no problem with that because their talks or sounds of tv as it doest vibrate my apartment glass window and door like their Johnny bravo muscle door banging style do

The picture below depict how I see each members of the family. The papa, mama, teenagers and kids


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Education / Re: UNILAG Tops Nigerian Varsities, Ranks 401-500th In The World by Machalla(m): 6:55am On Oct 14, 2022

grin grin grin u need help, if u continue like dis I don't think ur life will ever have meaning

Wetin concern tinubu with UNILAG......SW in general will always lead in terms of education and human development in Nigeria while ur state gets more terrible by d day, no institution from south yeast was even mentioned grin grin grin seems dey have told u to always blame tinubu for everything oloriburuku
Lol it is the "oloriburuku" for me grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: "Orobo With Zero Sense" DSS Dg’s Son Knocks Teni Over ‘disrespect’ To Buhari by Machalla(m): 6:49am On Oct 14, 2022
I sense FrontPage
I sense a great future. Claim it by a like


Education / Re: FG Budgets ₦230.9‬ Billion For 14 Nigerian Universities by Machalla(m): 10:20pm On Oct 13, 2022
Harvard's budget is about $6 billion per year
this is Nigeria! Not USA

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Celebrities / Re: Video: How Tobi Amusan Recieved Her Award Vs How Teni Recieved Award From Buhari by Machalla(m): 10:16pm On Oct 13, 2022
Is Buhari Yoruba or is Nigeria using Yoruba culture?
If you win Nobel peace prize, go there in traditional attire.
One is at liberty to express his/her culture anytime/anywhere they are. It defines a person. One look will tell others "yes this a some from a tribe in Tanzania/kenya/India/Chinese"
People even adore other people cultures. If you abandon or don't like your culture how do you expect others to know about it and like it?

Don't abandon your culture for the west because the west didn't abandon theirs
Education / Re: ASUU Must Compensate Students by Machalla(m): 6:25pm On Oct 13, 2022
If FG must pay lecturers 8 months salaries without lecturing student then ASUU must compensate students with free 30 or 50 marks for all first or second semester courses
if u had said they be compensated with money/foodstuffs they would need in school it would had been better.
Free mark mean they won't learn anything and the primary aim is for students to learn and pass exams

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Romance / Re: Give Your Experience About Konji by Machalla(m): 12:13pm On Oct 13, 2022
Babe enter bike, dey come my house straight. Any amount I go pay.

babe I want to see you today, Sorry, I can't make it today babe abeg nah, Please I can promise tomorrow. I will make it. Don't worry. babe if you don't come today I will just die or u want me dead before tomorrow cry

babe when you coming please don't wear jeans, it is too hard to pull off

babe when we meet I will go ten rounds
Enhen really shocked .
yes o. In fact I can reach 20 rounds

Amaka please don't disappoint today. I'm waiting I have already tidy up everywhere

neighbor Neighbor NEIGHBOR! Do you have condom. I can't get at the pharmacy it is already late cheesy

[i] oga good evening, abeg how much be condom Ah I am done for the day as you can see I am closing my shop. Go get it elsewhere ah! Oga abeg nah, jux help me open the shop and sell Okay N2500 AHH! FOR COMDOM! shocked look man! I no fit shout, excuse me pls Oya bring am angry

I hope you are not on your period


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Romance / When Everyone Got An Order From Government by Machalla(m): 8:01am On Oct 13, 2022
Well for me I am deleting ALCOHOL and music painfully grin grin grin

How about you?


Crime / Re: 23year Old Christian Lady Poisoned To Death For Leaving Islam by Machalla(m): 6:00pm On Oct 02, 2022
Romance / Re: SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE:- Have You Been To Ashawo Hotel To Nack Before? – How Much by Machalla(m): 5:58pm On Oct 02, 2022
What is the difference between olosho and ashawo?
U dey carry Olusho now and u dey thank God say u don leave ashawo?
Shey God tell you make u carry olosho abi make u look for wife? grin
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Surprises Girlfriend With A Portrait Her Cheating by Machalla(m): 5:49pm On Oct 02, 2022
Aunty CHEATstres
Your face show. Your shoe shine cheesy
Family / Re: Meet Identical Twins With Different Colours (photos) by Machalla(m): 2:43pm On Sep 24, 2022
Oh Identical Twins but one has Albinism.
Else they would have been identify as Fraternal twins
Crime / Re: I Have Two Years Left To Finish N85bn": Man Begs For Prayers (video) by Machalla(m): 2:35pm On Sep 24, 2022
Lol cheesy
Aza men sef plenty for nairaland.
Abeg nah weekend o
Make I drop bitcoin address or akant. God abeg o
Politics / Re: Campaign Council List: Is It End Of The Road Between Tinubu, Osinbajo? by Machalla(m): 2:18pm On Sep 24, 2022
Osinbajo really bleeped up.
He doesn't depict the character of Jesus Christ that he is serving.

To truly and easily forgive and forget is a one of the character that we learn from Jesus but this man of god this day care about their selfish interest than the gospel
are you God? How do you know he harbor resentment towards his opponent and moreover this isn't about forgiveness. It is about his principles and what he supports.
He doesn't not support Muslim +Muslim ticket. That doest mean he wish his opponent bad .
Your comment is out of place

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Family / Re: My Mother In-law Is Suffocating My Marriage by Machalla(m): 11:46am On Sep 24, 2022
Romance / Re: Please Is There Anything Like God Fearing Olosho Girl? My Experience With One by Machalla(m): 11:42am On Sep 24, 2022
Lol she dey deserve u. That nah her area of expertise cheesy
Your eyes come dey see double lol
Romance / Re: Groom Disappears On His Wedding Day, Bride Goes Ahead With The Event In U.K by Machalla(m): 11:37am On Sep 24, 2022
Lol she successfully married herself

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Romance / Re: Check If Your Mama Dey Among The Girls This Man Go Bonk That Night (PHOTO) by Machalla(m): 11:31am On Sep 24, 2022
Your mom is on black with a lil piercing below her lips lol
Crime / Re: Photos Of Parents In Nnewi Allegedly Killed By Their Only Son (Video) by Machalla(m): 11:29am On Sep 24, 2022
He's possessed

Definitely possessed by Amadioha
Crime / Re: Photos Of Parents In Nnewi Allegedly Killed By Their Only Son (Video) by Machalla(m): 11:25am On Sep 24, 2022
Train your children well so that they will not kill you or sale your house while you are still alive cry

Anyways, I am not surprised he is one of those bastard from the yeast that wakes their parents with a flying kick!
you have gotta respect the Yoruba and Benin culture mehn . these people train their kids in a way they give respect not only to their parents but also to strangers that are older than them. I don't know much about other tribes tho. But these two I know very well
Crime / Re: Photos Of Parents In Nnewi Allegedly Killed By Their Only Son (Video) by Machalla(m): 11:22am On Sep 24, 2022
Child wey dey use kick wake mama and papa for bed. E no reach you. You still kill your mama & papa. God!
Crime / Re: Baby Falls Off And Dies As Lady Helped Woman Carry Baby Inside Public Bus by Machalla(m): 11:18am On Sep 24, 2022
Was the baby alive in the first place
the claim was that the baby fell off her hand. Even if the baby wasn't alive. Did the baby actually fell off her hands? This is a one sided story though
Phones / Re: Oraimo Rock Stereo Earbuds Unboxing !!! by Machalla(m): 11:14am On Sep 24, 2022

Another new True wireless earbuds from oraimo smart accessories. This is oraimo Rock and For less than 10000 naira, you can get this little beat beast. Before that, watch the Unboxing.
how much
Phones / Re: Who Is Supposed To Say Hello? Caller Or Receiver by Machalla(m): 9:42pm On Sep 18, 2022

If you approach a person, do you begin screaming their name to get their attention? Your example is off. The receiver says hello and not the caller. Waiting for the caller to say hello is a sign of pride and arrogance, lack of basic phone etiquette, and general mannerlessnees.

Lol calm down.
Your comment got no facts, no logical reasons as to why the receiver MUST be the one to say hello first?
Why talking about pride?. It has nothing to do with this ..
When you reach out to a person on phone. You expected to say hello and introduce yourself.
That is how it should be done and not the other way around. But I will leave it here seeing that your comment is heavily laced with emotions and enormous confirmation bias with the words like "pride" "mannerless" arrogance


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