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Romance / Re: These Kalabari Women Has Big As.s by Machalla(m): 11:26am On Aug 14, 2022
Escabado:


Have you been to south Africa, are there woman loyal . Abi Dem dey form hard to get . Tell me more about south Africa women
You better stick to your Nigerian girl except you looking for fun...
Tanzania women are cool too. They got the big asses and are able to shake it unlike south africam girls big but unshakable yansh... The very reason I preferred Tanzania women to SA women...

If you looking for wife
Try Uganda, Ghana and better still our Nigerian girls.

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Romance / Re: These Kalabari Women Has Big As.s by Machalla(m): 11:17am On Aug 14, 2022
Ka LA ba RI

That name sound catchy. cheesy
How come I haven't heard of this tribe before?
When I had thought I knew most tribes name their location in Nigeria

Nigeria is indeed bless with human and natural resources.
We just need good leaders

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Phones / Re: I Almost Got Scammed On Jumia by Machalla(m): 11:11am On Aug 14, 2022
Nozino:



The option should be in your bank app. Click on debit cards/cards.

Okay thanks
Phones / Re: I Almost Got Scammed On Jumia by Machalla(m): 9:53am On Aug 14, 2022
Nozino:



You can create a virtual card and destroy it after each use. They cost 200N per card.

How
Fashion / Re: Heineken Manufactures Sneakers With Transparent Soles Containing Beer (Photos) by Machalla(m): 8:52am On Aug 14, 2022
colour riot. ..
I will pass
Romance / Re: A Girl I Trained Is Getting Married by Machalla(m): 8:43am On Aug 14, 2022
Mrtaye:

It's about fraud here so her intended husband to be needs to know about it and payback since the girl isn't capable
we both saying same thing . it is most likely that the husband will pay back the guy if he gets to know about it but if he is expecting the girl to pay back all he had invested on her then he will wait forever because a woman won't drop a penny of her own money
Romance / Re: A Girl I Trained Is Getting Married by Machalla(m): 5:26am On Aug 14, 2022
Mrtaye:

It's very simple,she should refund all the money the guy has spent on her since bringing her from enugu
She will not refund o.
It is like u don't know women. But if the guy wahala too much. Mazi Buhari go refund everything and keep his wife in peace grin
Romance / Re: A Girl I Trained Is Getting Married by Machalla(m): 5:19am On Aug 14, 2022
Lol
Laugh wan kee me :grin grin grin

Mazi Buhari don hijack your babe cheesy.

When una suppose use una brain una go dey do mumu mumu love cheesy
Romance / Re: When DNA Test Messes Up Beautiful Homes by Machalla(m): 9:30pm On Aug 13, 2022
Wtf! shocked
DNA test doest mess up a home but unfaithful women do.

Women that are faithful don't fear DNA test.. In fact dem go just dey laugh.
But you see those ones that had given Mr A child to Mr B enh those are the deranged ones jumping up and down and attaching DNA to trust issue.

Nature made it quite easy for women to know a child of their gene because they push their baby out themselves but the situation is quite different for men so DNA is necessary to determine if a child carries the man own gene too. No man should be denied that right. Every man want a child of their gene as much as they won't mind adopting other people children too. The deception is what is wrong here. No man should be deceive to raise a bastard as his own son or daughter.

That being said those that do last sex with their ex is nothing new. There is nothing one would say here that will make it stop. From generation to generation it will keep happening. Men just have to be wise not to raise a barstard and women have to he wise not to ruin their marriage and the future of their kids

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Romance / Re: I'm Getting Too Attached To My Girlfriend I'm Scared I Might Get Hurt by Machalla(m): 9:18pm On Aug 13, 2022
Yes. You will get hurt. Trust your gut feelings
Romance / Re: Might Commit Murder Tonight, Gay Co-tenant by Machalla(m): 9:11pm On Aug 13, 2022
Pls do. Don't disappoint us bro. If you cant do that then set them up for 14 years jail term.. Pls don't fail us
Phones / Re: I Almost Got Scammed On Jumia by Machalla(m): 9:08pm On Aug 13, 2022
Well except when i order for foods every other things especially stuffs that cost more than 5k and above I will go get it at the store myself I no like stories that touch cheesy besides I don't like using my card online. If they don't have the bank transfer or ussd option then bye bye to their service. cheesy
Op you very lucky else your post will read " I got scammed on jumia" cheesy Your head too strong for those scammer vendors grin

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Crime / Re: MAPOLY Female Student Found Dead After She Was Abducted By Gunmen (photos) by Machalla(m): 7:10pm On Aug 13, 2022
Ritualist pls stop killing our girls.
Crime / Re: Man Banished From Satellite Town For Sleeping With A 13 Yr Old Boy Video /photos by Machalla(m): 6:47pm On Aug 13, 2022
Just banished?
Why not do the needful lipsrsealed. What if he goes sodomizing other children in his new location
Crime / Re: See Most Nigerian Muslims Comments That Are Happy Salman Rushdie Was Attacked by Machalla(m): 1:03pm On Aug 13, 2022
Allah doest support taking of fellow human life. These set of Muslims don't understand the Koran. May God help us
Romance / Re: Oyinbo Lady Visits Her Boyfriend In The Trenches In Nigeria (Photos) by Machalla(m): 12:55pm On Aug 13, 2022
She is not looking bad sha. She set.
Front and back standard cheesy

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Romance / Re: Have You Had Sex With Someone You Don't Know by Machalla(m): 8:40am On Aug 13, 2022
Jennygold111:
How do you see it?
are you asking men this question? Don't you know most men don't have problem with having sex with someone they don't know? Nah the reason why ashawo and olosho still dey sell their market steady cheesy

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Phones / Re: How To Watch DSTV Live TV On Your Phone, Laptop Or PC For Free by Machalla(m): 8:36am On Aug 13, 2022
The money for data is enough to buy a Dstv decoder and subscription.
Lol
Politics / Re: 2023: Pretty Kannywood Actress Endorses Atiku (Pictures) by Machalla(m): 8:33am On Aug 13, 2022
She is indeed pretty
Celebrities / Re: Ooni’s Former Wife, Olori Wuraola Welcomes Baby With Arabian Lover by Machalla(m): 8:30am On Aug 13, 2022
Dorimen cheesy
Romance / Re: Her First Child Belongs To My Friend! Should I Tell Her Husband? by Machalla(m): 11:02pm On Aug 12, 2022
Calling her up and revealing it to her was a wrong move instead it is your friend you ought to report to but anyway since you made a wrong move, She is already on her guild and you left your guy whom even gave you money clueless abiut the sotuation because of your emotions.
Second thing is that your guy/buddy is into Yahoo and cultism dont mean he doest have right to claim his daughter.. Try to approach life more from logical perspective.... Let the man and the woman involved in the matter talk over the phone and iron things out themselves. YOU HAD JUST ONE SIMPLE TASK AND YOU FAILED.

@op it is not in your place to call the woman and start saying all that on phone because it seams you don't value your life. Desperate women can be very dangerous I tell u buddy. They wont think twice before they find a way to eliminate you just to keep their secret .

You have put yourself in a tight spot now. If you had use your brain and not your stupid emotions you won't be telling shit on nairaland at least not at this point.

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Romance / Re: My Friends Wife Wants To Put Me In Trouble by Machalla(m): 10:41pm On Aug 12, 2022
NehemiahReturns:
for my area, one woman and her husband fight because she come meet lady for their house when she came back unannounced, the woman packed out of her husband and one idiot neighbor even sided with the wife and said she should leave the useless man, two weeks later the woman reconciled with her husband, but you see the useless neighbor today both the woman and her husband no dey greet the neighbor again.
The guy come get sense never to involve in husband and wife quarrel
grin grin grin
Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall grin

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Romance / Re: My Friends Wife Wants To Put Me In Trouble by Machalla(m): 8:36pm On Aug 12, 2022
ahnie:
She planned it with her husband issa colabo thingy.

Collaboration own sef dey.
Chai some people no suppose near heaven gate I swear cheesy

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Romance / Re: My Friends Wife Wants To Put Me In Trouble by Machalla(m): 8:16pm On Aug 12, 2022
Bro
You see husband and wife matter. Commot body no put body.

My uni buddy wife once called me talking bout how she needs a new phone and all that. Apparently she got my number from my buddy phone. That was our first time of having a phone conversation and I didnt expect to get such a call. I was bothered and knowing how manipulative some women can be I told her I will contact her husband.
I contacted my buddy and we talk and send part of the money of the phone she preferred to purchase TO HER HUSBAND.


People especially men needs to exercise caution when sending money to people's wife. Make sure the other partner is fully aware.
Then another thing. Most Women kinda falls for men that give them money not excluding the married ones sef. They can't help it but yea we know. . .

@Op from now on mind your business else dem go use you settle their quarrel and put you for enemy zone. Husband and wife matter nah sense dem dey use settle am

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Crime / Re: How Onitsha Lesbian Killed Her Partner’s Husband (Fresh Details) by Machalla(m): 11:57am On Aug 12, 2022
Powerfly:



Lol. Which law of the land in this country are you all obeying?
Is it freedom of speech ABI freedom of worship ABI is it right to life ABI what?
Y'all are as rotten or even worse than the
Western counterparts.
Your educational and health care system tells it all.
Show me the evidence of goodness of the African religion in an average African.?
Y'all copy everything about the west.
So please STFU. undecided shocked cheesy

No need to degrade into insults. Africa has it own problem but her stands has always been clear about homosexuals. It is not our thing.



Well to reply to your baseless accusations i would say it is Just as your lot copy homosexualism and began forming woke( in wrong way) due to the western massive social media programming. Sorry you one of their target but unfortunately they got you into their fold.

Like I said before. Y'all keep to ya lgbt kingdom. Don't manipulate straight people. Only an evil person will do that and I am not surprise your lots are doing same
Politics / Re: How Igbos Stoned Awolowo In Aba — Adebanjo by Machalla(m): 9:19am On Aug 12, 2022
trutharena:


Are you ashamed of those that stoned Awolowo?

Are you ashamed that your progenitors stoned Awolowo during campaign and that your current generation swore to do the same to Tinubu?

I don’t blame you guys, I only blame the Yorubas sophistico with no ethnic consciousness among us.

Imagine an Ibo boy arrested today for burning BRT in Lagos. He left his region to Lagos to burn our buses and yet Yoruba won’t speak up.

What has happened to the Yoruba for heaven sake? Can I go to Anambra to burn public buses and come back to Lagos alive?

No!
Igbo's will make sure you goes six feet below and dump u in a river or pit. I like the Igbo's but they are just who they are and that is why they are still struggling and fighting for years. They needs to look inward and fix themselves instead of blaming others . like we know. Every human need to take responsibility for their actions

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Politics / Re: How Igbos Stoned Awolowo In Aba — Adebanjo by Machalla(m): 8:58am On Aug 12, 2022
True words from a living legend

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Crime / Re: How Onitsha Lesbian Killed Her Partner’s Husband (Fresh Details) by Machalla(m): 8:37am On Aug 12, 2022
Powerfly:


Lol
..we are not even allowed by law to face our kingdom.
Your homophobic laws Tues us to you all. So we have no choice than to play along. sad
then practice it at where it is allowed. We all bound to obey the laws of the land . every country has its own laws
Crime / Re: Video Shows Girlfriend Attacking US-Based Nigerian 2 Months Before Killing Him by Machalla(m): 7:46am On Aug 12, 2022
Yooo bro.
This one nah big time fvck up on your path. Chai.
How can you be in a relationship with such a hot headed person?
This isn't about white vs black pls y'all should stop that because even this same kinda stories happens in Africa Asia and the rest part of the world. This dude preferred white women just as justin of korran preferred black women. Y'all shouldn't judge him base on his preference but outrightly condemn the white girl stupid move to murder her boyfriend.

I think Christian Obumsel should had walk away from such toxic relationship. There are other good white women of his preference but he choose to stay with her and now this. He was sent six feet below in his prime..

America society is fvck up so as a man either you black or white you need to use your brain when it comes to women.
I once had one hotheaded ex. Her jealousy is A1. I already knew how it will end and I don't wanna be another Christian Obumsel whom is currently six feet below. I had to ran away from her. I made a comment yesterday I said men should always shove stupid emotions aside and use their brain.
One more thing is that y'all should stop seeing women as weakling. It is for your own good o. U better run

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Family / Re: Unusual Behavior Between My Step Brother And My Wife by Machalla(m): 10:48pm On Aug 11, 2022
Hmmmm
Every mistake starts from being nice to people.

Well as for nice and good people that cant help being nice then your reward is not on earth but in heaven .. Earth survival laws doest support kind hearted ones

@Op
Well experiences makes us wiser. Don't doubt your gut. From your write up I can see that you had all it takes to take back your home and put everyone in their rightful place.
Most families if not all has at least one stubborn black sheep that give the rest of the family members much to worry about.
You are a family man now and you are lord over your home and family. Make him understand that. That is all I can say

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Education / Re: TIGER - A BEAUTY, A BEAST AND A KILLER [Graphic image] by Machalla(m): 5:41pm On Aug 11, 2022
Antivirus92:
a tiger is stronger than a lion

What is the useful of the strong if tigers cant get past male lions mane?
That is the only edge lions have over tigers nevertheless tigers are skillful killers but no be for where male lion dey


Englishisamust:


Tiger will kill lion if they have one on one fight. Only bear can stand a tiger

Tigers can't get past the male lions mane. It is just too strong for them to bite through.
Lions don't give up a fight they are fearless and resilient. The longer the fight btw Liion and tiger. The more injuries the tiger gets. The tiger will get more deadly injuries than the lion and so tigers are more likely to lose this fight or run away from the fight


Antivirus92:
lol.... you're funny...
lions do get past fellow lion's mane and here you're talking about tigers that have the second strongest bite force in the cat family only second to jaguars...
Lion's mane does not prevent a shit if you actually know how powerful tigers bite are.
Lol tigers can only try. Truth is that in a fight a lot of things should be considered. A lion or a tiger wouldn't just give their opponent the upper hand. The tiger may perhaps bite successfully through if the lion Say's " hey buddy , let end this, let me stay calms why you bite through my neck" lol
We know that can't happen because the lion doesn't run away from any challenge. He fight till death
So in that struggle tiger won't be able put that fatal bite on lions neck. That is the bite tiger needs to fully take down a MALE LION.
I only refer to the fight between adult male tiger and adult male Lion here. The male lion mane is a God given gift to lions else tiger would had taken their crown because tigers are very skillful

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Travel / Re: Europe Is Not Easy — Nigerian Lady Reveals The Kind Of Job She Does To Survive by Machalla(m): 5:02pm On Aug 11, 2022
No where is easy but we are more adaptable to some environment that others.
So everyone should find their sqare root and be happy cheesy

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