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Romance / Re: Meet The 94-year-old Woman Who Is Still Slaying (pictures) by Machalla(m): 3:26pm On Aug 16, 2022
enjoy granma. dont forget to pick up your walkin stick by the corner. . . old age is indeed a blessing . 94 years no be beans

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US First Lady, Jill Biden Tests Positive For COVID-19 by Machalla(m): 3:14pm On Aug 16, 2022
lailo:
Does that mean she has not been imminized before? Or the immunization failed or covid is still a scam grin grin grin
You dey mind these scamdemic people. The vaccine no fit prevent covid again then why force people to take it because it is useless. Abi I no know the meaning of the word vaccine again Nawa
Foreign Affairs / Re: US First Lady, Jill Biden Tests Positive For COVID-19 by Machalla(m): 3:11pm On Aug 16, 2022
Una wan start again cheesy

Tupac and dmx go soon test positive too
Education / Re: 15 Times The World Almost Ended (histogore) by Machalla(m): 2:32pm On Aug 16, 2022
TheSourcerer:
Asteroid 2018 GE3


The thought of a giant asteroid crashing into our little planet and sending us the way of the dinosaurs is terrifying. What is even more terrifying is that it nearly became a reality on April 14, 2018.

First noticed by the Catalina Sky Survey, Asteroid 2018 GE3 shot past Earth only a few hours after its detection. At its the closest point, the asteroid was only 192,317 kilometers from Earth, less than half the distance between Earth and the Moon.

With an estimated diameter of 48–110 meters, this asteroid is currently believed to be the largest known object to have past so close to us. There is no doubt that had it made contact with the earth, the devastation would have been astronomical.

Funny enough nothing can actually be done to stop it movement if actually it was heading towards earth . it is just too big

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Religion / Re: You Are Boring Me To Death – Pastor Tobi Adegboyega Shuts Down Choristers by Machalla(m): 11:04am On Aug 16, 2022
NuclearWinter:
Everything is just fcking wrong with the world of today.

Where is a Life Extinction Event , LEE like the one that wiped the Dinosaurs out when you need one?

I am sick and tired of this time line and parallel universe.

Bros J, tell Gabo to blow his Trumpet.

You want to end the world? Lol
Religion / Re: You Are Boring Me To Death – Pastor Tobi Adegboyega Shuts Down Choristers by Machalla(m): 10:42am On Aug 16, 2022
Gucci pastor grin
Politics / Re: What Is "South South"? ; Actor Chidi Mokeme Asks by Machalla(m): 10:39am On Aug 16, 2022
Biggest scam I agree
Crime / Re: Man Dies In Lagos Hotel After Meeting His Online Lover by Machalla(m): 8:43am On Aug 16, 2022
lolu2019:
anybody that complains about Garlic smell near u.tell the person to fuxk off,cos u r about to save ur life

Well me I don't care about them anymore. I'm already use to eating garlic daily. It burns but im use to it grin

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Crime / Re: Man Dies In Lagos Hotel After Meeting His Online Lover by Machalla(m): 8:31am On Aug 16, 2022
lolu2019:
Only men can relate.take it easy on urself.always have garlic by ur side.it spike u up after sex.

I was just about to mention that lol

Garlic and ginger will keeps one from doctors.
Some men sef.
E come be like say dem use sex swear for them cheesy

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Politics / Re: Kabaka Declares Support For Tinubu, Sings "Emilokan" Song (Video) by Machalla(m): 7:49am On Aug 16, 2022
I heard this man is a Thug more like mc oloumo in lagos cheesy

Anyway his decision.
Hopefully may God let the best candidate win

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Politics / Re: Cooking Gas Price Rises By Over 100 Per Cent Year-On-Year by Machalla(m): 7:29am On Aug 16, 2022
It is like this Buhari government don't wants people to eat. . .
Every policy, their actions and inactions are just anti-people

Why do we even have to pay this much for gas that we have in abundance as God given natural resources?.
Who do us this thing shocked

I remembered in just 2019 I use to buy 1kg of gas for as low as 250/300.

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Politics / Re: NSITF Blames Termites Over Unknown ₦17.128bn Spending In 2013 by Machalla(m): 7:28am On Aug 16, 2022
I'm speechless shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 1) On 15th August 2022 by Machalla(m): 9:19pm On Aug 15, 2022
RawBitterTruth:


Una don dey collect already o grin
ticket don spoil. Chai Liverpool
Politics / Re: Bashir Ahmad Continued To Receive Salaries Months After Resignation - Gazette by Machalla(m): 8:57pm On Aug 15, 2022
kelvinunilag:
Make peter obi no win first!!!!!!
watin go haopen?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 1) On 15th August 2022 by Machalla(m): 7:54pm On Aug 15, 2022
Great100000:
Liverpool 1

Vs

Crystal Palace 2

You Will Never Walk Alone.
lol
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Crystal Palace (1 - 1) On 15th August 2022 by Machalla(m): 7:52pm On Aug 15, 2022
Liverpool 1, 1X, 1HT
Celebrities / Re: Cutie Juls – Chioma Ude And Ini Edo Are Lesbians And Longtime Knackmates by Machalla(m): 4:51pm On Aug 15, 2022
God abeg o... Lesbians everywhere shocked Most gals has this lesbianism in them nah just home training dey stop some of them
Romance / Re: My Friend Married A Narcissist And I Am Now Her Emotional Wastebin by Machalla(m): 4:45pm On Aug 15, 2022
Comot hand for husband and wife matter. If she want to break up it is solely her decision.

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Politics / Re: Wife To Ebubeagu Man Burnt Alive In Imo State VIDEO by Machalla(m): 4:20pm On Aug 15, 2022
Sergio104:
Not good.

Why punish the whole family for the sin of one man?.


And what exactly is the sin of the ebube agu man?
Romance / Re: My Pregnant Wife Is Cheating On Me, Here's My Proof. by Machalla(m): 4:11pm On Aug 15, 2022
Your wife nah legendary cheater cheesy
Sha do DNA.
It is for your own good cheesy

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Crime / Re: Baby Pretended To Be Sleeping To Avoid Bathing, Photos And Video. by Machalla(m): 11:43pm On Aug 14, 2022
Too much drama grin
Yall should leave homeboy pls. He just wants breast milk and an escape from drama and stress cheesy
Romance / Re: Leak Chat Msg ( Omo Who Still Dey Trust This Gender) ? by Machalla(m): 11:41pm On Aug 14, 2022
marlow1962:
I pity guys who pays for a lady education with the hopes of getting married after she’s done.
Tears loading.
don't waste your pity. They deserve it

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Romance / Re: These Kalabari Women Has Big As.s by Machalla(m): 11:00pm On Aug 14, 2022
Rickmann:



Until they catch you.
what type of play is this? cheesy
Romance / Re: These Kalabari Women Has Big As.s by Machalla(m): 9:44pm On Aug 14, 2022
LadyD22:


grin more like us discussing about shoes and the latest kdrama , women don't actually talk about men unless they either want to complain about their bf or they like someone and need advice , we don't need threads to discuss men's body part and frankly we don't even care about any body part except maybe height lol, we're too busy talking about ourselves , our body parts and our lives
At the saloon what we talk about is money , we talk about who gave us the money to make our hair and where we bought our dress from , imagine just talking about men , that conversation will be very short and very boring

Aunty fear God nah.
grin
Nah there una for dey do analysis of men nah. That is why I no dey near there not even when my gal want me to..
So Look at what you wrote and ask yourself if you telling the whole truth. There is definitely something missing and me, you and rest people on this forum knows that. Don't forget I have an aunty and friend that runs female saloon. So i know what I'm talking about cheesy
Romance / Re: These Kalabari Women Has Big As.s by Machalla(m): 4:45pm On Aug 14, 2022
LadyD22:
grin awwwwwn look how they gathered here just to discuss about ass
just like y'all discuss about us when you at the saloon fixing your hair cheesy

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Romance / Re: These Kalabari Women Has Big As.s by Machalla(m): 4:42pm On Aug 14, 2022
TheSourcerer:
I'm Kalabari smiley

Wow great!
Y'all should be doing more to promote the tribe more. Write about their culture and lifestyle.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: The Moment Groovy Turned Down Phyna's Sex Request (Photos, Video) by Machalla(m): 3:26pm On Aug 14, 2022
Maximum salute to older generation of women..
Our mothers hold their dignity and values.
How can a female behave so desperate for a man that is not even her husband and to make it worse she is doing it on national TV disgracing her generation.

This generation has lost it but what more can I say. It is BBN and this year has he most honey and desperate set ever in the history of the show whom are ready to go whatsoever length to get their hand on the cash prize. I just pity the female contestants. . . if my daughter did some kinda shit like this I will disown her straight

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Romance / Re: These Kalabari Women Has Big As.s by Machalla(m): 2:39pm On Aug 14, 2022
tuzle:
Ghana girl and wife material, what an irony. Ghana girls are worse than Nigerian girls. Take it from me
well if you say so I know some good Ghana girls. But I can be rest assure that you won't doubt Uganda girls whom I mentioned first. Take it or leave it
Romance / Re: I feel scared of my partner by Machalla(m): 11:45am On Aug 14, 2022
Your fear is limiting communication. It is a love relationship not military regime. Laugh, talk and express your exact feelings each moments perhaps that will make him express himself too
As a lady you ought to respect your man and he in turn ought to love you.
You don't have to fear your partner. .
Romance / Re: See Secret Lifestyle Of Top Boys On Campus (photo) by Machalla(m): 11:37am On Aug 14, 2022
Sleeknigga:
Na fiction abi Na true Life story, the topic says picture attached I see no pictures
dem don play u wayo cheesy
Romance / Re: I'm Crushing On This Woman(photo) by Machalla(m): 11:33am On Aug 14, 2022
Them go put you inside room make you no rent soon. Just continue cheesy

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