meobizy:
Let me give you a trick my cousin used to catch a forty-six year old woman when he was only nineteen. Call her with a private/hidden number then throw insults her way. She’ll reply with insults then you fire back. Two of you will go back and forth until somebody gets angry and drops the call. Repeat the procedure for three consecutive market days. One day call her with your real number then continue. He, sha, told me he finally got her into bed and it was one of his fondest conquests.

As for your question; who normally asks “who’s there?” Is it the person who knocks or the person whose door is knocked on?

If you’re scared to lose her, pass me her number so my cousin will do the needed.

Your cousin or you
Abeg no dey disguise

The caller is suppose to say hello on phone first. .. .
The caller is the person trying to reach out to the receiver.

If we are to look at this In real life situation. If you approach a person it expected that you be the one to talk first. Why because you obviously got something to say while the other listen before giving a response

StanleyOnline:
I mistakenly deleted my WhatsApp database under phone memory.

I need help please. I will lose a lot if I can't retrieve this now.
Please help.

do you still have the WhatsApp app installed. If yes go back to WhatsApp and redo the back up. If you don't have the WhatsApp app+ chats and the backup data in phone memory deleted. Then forget it. Oti lor

Lol
Biology students that still remembers their genetics lessons. Pls tell how how their children will comes out like ooo.. Tall, short or dwarf

Happy birthday. One love

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EagleNest:
I just remembered Timaya and Phyno song " telli person"

Phyno verse huspuppy really had a back and forth that year lol.
Phyno dey give am musically woto woto

Blackfire:
Yoruba people can lie eeeeh

HimTuLie Nko?
Everybody knows him too lie Baddest liar ever liveth

Ndi sneakers sellers association chairman huspuppy verse awon tailors and designers association chairman Aba kyari

This breakfast go end in watering beans eating and toilet washing last last

Lol

PresidObi:
Tribal bashing shouldn't be encouraged in a society battling with insecurity, hunger and deprivation.

We should go on and vote for Peter Obi.

Fuel costs is the same thing no matter where you're based or from which ethnic group you came from.

God bless Nigeria.

Only if you and your lots practice what you preach. I had never seen much intolerant folks that littered the forum with hate and curses for other tribe. The endless back and forth with Yoruba and others here.
I know you won't admit it because y'all are obviously said. You don't do no wrong. You don't take blame for anything. .. If you care about Nigeria you won't bash other tribes and call your country zoo. Quite pathetic

TONYE001:


Biologically designed, true, but this doesn't take away the pain and torture that go with it.

Progesterone helps expand the birth canal. But recall that the structures that make up this canal are lined by pain receptors.


Nature made labour possible, but nature did not provide adequately for the pain. This wasn't a mistake. It's deliberate as the pain plays some protective roles.

Biblically God said there would be the pain

thesicilian:
Some men would rather be at a beer parlour nearby

better spot to stay if you don't wanna be at the hospital corridor waiting for ur wife in labour room
Cus labor fit make u sef wan slap nurse or doctor

It not a must to go inside the labor room. Just stay outside and wait for her to give birth.
Some men can't get over experience like this and after the event they might be scare to have sex or any more babies with their wife while some will handle the situations pretty fine

Nonexisting1:
Me, I can't. She looks dirty to me. Her chocolate color is dirty-ish. I like fair women, it's easy for me to find out if they are dirty or not. Chocolate people fit no bath 2days and you go dey think say na their dark complexion. If them bath too, you'll still be skeptical about their cleanliness. I dey tire for them abeg.

Why are you calling her dirty? How low. I'm pretty sure you be worse because lot of judgmental folks are like that. You come dey do like say u no dey shit. .
Your preference is your preference but don't call her dirty. Not a nice thing to say

This package is heavy chai

RepoMan007:
What debt did she incure?

probably debt of her paid trip and accommodation.
Such is life

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LalastiklaIa:

I no won like any girl for this life again, I just won dey gallant like wizkid (Machala) dey smoke igbo

On point bro

Nonam:
Shut up
Take this money and buy some sense

Is that all you can come up with?
Weak comeback
Well you can't defend a stupid action anyway that is why you switch to insults. Life must be very hard huh?

BenjaminDomer:

Are you talking to Siofra and Jennyclay ?

Abeg o. Make I hide my head before dem put am for my body wotoWoto

superCleanworks:


na your papa dey play the match abi. if you like put japanese number to look legit. 100% sure yet your mama is still doing hookup at her age and poverty is banging your sister doggy style while you are here making people rich.

guarantee kee you there

I swear I no like them for that.. Like say nah dem dey play the match. Dem go come say "sure odds guarantee" lol.

If she has good character don't leave her for rude grammarian that will nag you to death. It hard to find good lady these days o. Nah shaku shaku ladies full everywhere now

Nonam:
This story is no fiction. It is a real story of your oromiscous life. Remember I once called you a RUNS girl.

I pitty any man who will wife you. He will surely be destroyed.

All these judgmental people sef. She clearly wrote it there that it a fiction. Are you God to tell that she lying? Abi u dey her mind. When realGboy dey drop him sexual entanglements stories why u no attack am. Nawa for u. Drink water and enjoy the story

His match nah straight draw.

This right here is how women should dress.
IG slay mamas and i-can-do-anything-with-my-body girls have left the group chat

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na SCAM!


Although those KALA de hungry me to obtain!


but my old KALA still de special to me...


I just from ASHAWOO house de JAZZ back now..


The ASHAWOO BANI wey I NACK, she really do me justice!


She use her too legs take tie me!


My PREEK come de bend bend inside her TOTTO..


the TOTTO come de over sweet, e come be like say I no wear CONDOMM de NACK this girl..


She nearly CHOP off my PREEK wit her TOTTO..


my waist de pain me now..


I don reach house..


I don buy JEDI JEDI, mix am wit RAW WEED inside to drink..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Lol u be werey o.

Manchi shoilin well well make any banni no fall your preektolin...
U still reach house go mix weed with Jedi Jedi. U wan kill yourself?

Good riddance to bad rubbish

Zonefree:

Iyaebe the broke feminist.

Zonefree:

YES... especially if she's a Nigerian girl. What's her usefulness again

Besides, there's nothing like a "good Nigerian girl". They don't exist.

Lol take it easy bro

BujuShe:
Ge

Mr self acclaim hacker. Hack my nairaland acc first before I take u serious