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fammo:
Hello nairalanders, is it not funny and somewhat annoying how we can give good relationship advices to other people and we seem to be confused when faced with our own issues. Well I'm in that situation now and I need your help.

I am currently engaged to this lady and we have even done an introduction, we've been through the various phases of relationship together, the happy days, sad days, break up periods, make up times etc. I love her, but I'm having doubts as to whether I want to spend the rest of my life with her.

We are age mates but she looks older than I am already even before having kids. She has had to change her religion just to make the relationship work and I think I'm going through with these relationship out of pity for her sacrifices, I fear this pity would one day wear out and i'll start resenting her and myself. Should I be worried about these feelings or is it just the normal cold feets guys get before finally saying the "I Do". Pls help me out guys.

Will really appreciate if this can make front page, this is my first ever NL post.
Thanks!

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Sweetyie:
My sons una doh oh. Oya come chop dis egusi soup n garri

Ooooo Sweetyie u af try ooooo! a beg shebi u no use white maggi, to prevent unnecessary Shit-shit oooo. www.dollarvista.com

nesta007:
New minister of power, works and housing, Babatunde Raji Fashola, has told staff of the Ministry of Power that Nigerians had waited long enough to get power, hence, the federal government had no choice than to deliver.
Speaking when he assumed office yesterday, he said Nigerians were anxiously waiting for results.
He said his thoughts were on how to bring together processes and activities of all the ministries under his supervision for effective service delivery.
Fashola assured the Ministry’s leadership of his willingness to learn from them, describing them as “career people” who had been on the job for a long time.

“We want information on what has been done, what remained to be done, and what are the future plans, we want to continue from there,” he said.
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He said he was also interested on how best to harness the available human resource and the physical assets in the ministry.
According to him, the information he seeks will assist as the administration hits the ground running, and that “we need to do more so as to regain lost time.”

Also speaking, the Minister of State, Power, Works and Housing, Mustapha Baba Shehuri, demanded for a detailed ministerial briefing document to serve as a guide for “proper take-off.”
Responding, the Director, Human Resources, Mrs. Grace Papka, gave copies of the requested documents to the two Ministers, in addition to a time-table for proposed briefings by departments and agencies in the power sector.

https://www.today.ng/news/national/36993/nigerians-cant-wait-any-longer-for-steady-power-supply-fashola

Mr BRF we are eagerly waiting oooo www.dollarvista.com

teeowl:
is that bow wow?

its Wow Bow

For the guy mind he go don shed over 50 litres of "CRY"

EUGENE4GOO:
It is already circulating in some of the blogs. Search for " Airtel #100 for 1gb weekend data". You see a lot of posts concerning it.

@ Eugene4GOD, is this data bundle compatible with modems?

Vince77:
Same happened to me. I had abt 1300 mb on my airtel and i couldnt download d remaining part of modern combat 5. The data got exhausted n it remained abt 150mb yet to download. I had to use simple server.

Was sup dude, can u highlight me more on this simple server stuff

Will it work for modems n PC's?

Ever since his arrival in the EPL, Diego Costa has been at the forefront of so many controversies! He seems to always be on the lookout for an opportunity to start of quarells with players from the opposing team, The most recent of which is , Openly telling Ryan Shawcross that his "ARMPITS" Stinks! , personally I feel the demons which is in total control of this fellow is the architect of Chelsea's shambolic displays so far.
SOLUTION: Bring him for Spiritual Cleansing at The Synagogue Church of all nations.

TitiJJ:
By JUMI RHODES

Psychologist-cum-businessman Adejoro Olumofin is famous on the social media for tackling various relationship/marital issues via his Instagram timeline "joroolumofin". In one of the most shocking emails he received from a lady, Olumofin says "I was speechless when I got this.. Does this really happen?" Below is the email as sent by the lady to Olumofin:
Hello DoktorMofi,
Please I want to know if this is normal or any woman has experienced it before? My boyfriend has been demanding the most unbelievable thing from me these past months. He wants to be licking my private area when am on my period. I first thought he was joking then he got angry and said am judging him, that his ex allowed him to do it. Because I love him, I allowed him a few times, but I used pillow to cover my face because I was shy and didn't want to see the blood. I know he won't see this because he is an older guy and not an online person, but I am now scared because he counts my cycle every month and am thinking it's spiritual. Help me ask your Instagram people if it's normal. What should I do? He is very nice to me though and gentlemanly.

This bizarre revelation has generated hundreds of comments on Olumofin's Instagram timeline:


preyefreeman: Girl it is abnormal, totally doesn't sound right. I suggest you talk to a pastor and pray well because that might lead you to the grave. May God guide and protect you iJN!!! Amen


glitzabelle: I like that this lady knows it's spiritual. Honey, he's def using it for something. No sane guy will EVER do that. Some men won't even do cunninglingus. Am so disgusted by this. Pls pray and fast consistently. Run far away from that man. He's up to no good


tutusbeninajebutter: Jesus Christ of Nazareth! Blood of God!! Holy Moses!!!


ola_torera: This isnt normal o...i had someone who gave anonymous testimony about this.... it is spiritual, who enjoys head?it's supposed to be you not him demanding especially again wen you are on your period.well,according to what was said concerning d anonymous testimony it has to do with a kind of convenant they had with darkness,glory sucker and may render all ur lyf useless

R
http://dawntodusknews.com/help-my-boyfriend-licks-my-menstrual-blood-nigerian-lady-cries-out/

Fear not! its called "RITUAL LOVING"

Christmasdon:
,hey,friends, statistics or may be history is so vital when it comes to playing football. Now here are the three reasons why we (golden eaglet may not be able to win/won the trophy)

1. The malians are unbeaten in this competition. They have won 5 of their overall matches and drew one, while the eaglets won 5 and lost one. you see that the malians have high odds of beaten the eaglets.

2. Remember, the golden eaglets are the defending champions UAE 2013 ,so lifting the trophy back to back may as well witch haunt us, like that of the Uefa Champions league, no team club have lifted it back to back, you know what i mean,

3. The Golden eaglets and the Malian teams are two big rivals, remember when the pair met at the under17 African championship finale, they comfortably did beaten us hands down on a penalty shoot-out and hence won the Trophy. If care, is not taken such scenario may repeat itself.

4. This is the first time the Malians are getting their hands near a trophy on the international level,and they may not likely want to let it slip off their hands. Malians are very dangerous opponent, bring on any other team at this level, i would say yes, buh! Malians fear them.

5. The golden eaglets have won this trophy 4 times, the 4 trophies were mainly won on the ASIAN SOIL or continent, so, the golden eaglets have never won this competition outside Asia. So you see where the malians have their advantage over eaglets. So, with this stats you see that the malians will do better in this competition. So, as a Nigerian lets pray very well to make sure we beat the Malians, Meanwhile , defiling all odds of this stat. Thank you. Lets support the eaglets.

MALI17 VS NIGERIA17 on sunday (i.e tomorrow) 8th november 2015. Kick-off time. 11pm.

Ur facts ain't very concise. Brazil has won the trophy back to back.

elosonservices:
I met a young man who narrated his story to me. These were his words: "my girl left me because my sperm is watery, what should I do to solve the problem?
Please advice me I'm scared."

After a few seconds, I promised I will get back to him, please I need your advice so that I can help this young man.

Na lie jooor, is u na im be d person. Anyway I am placing u on a diet of "Yogurt" n "Akamu" for 2weeks, Excessive intake is advised. Make sure u come back to thank me oooo.

[color=#000050]Wow! I must say, this is really surprising.
I have heard of numerous cases of abuse in marriage, but most of this times, it usually involves abuse on the wife.
This is the first time I am seeing someone who is in the public eye come out to openly state that he was abused by his wife

I respect freeze's courage to post this pictures, because it's not every man that would come out and tell the world that he is/was being physically by his wife.

I know some people will say that he is trying to pile up more reasons in his defense for divorcing the wife and all that. But let's all look at it this way. If it was a woman who came out and tweeted these pictures saying she is suffering abuse from her husband, everyone would have wanted the man's head hanged on a gallow for all to see.

Let me also use this medium to say this; I believe there are other people out there, both women and men who are also experiencing physical abuse from their partners, and they are scared to come out and tell anyone about it.

Please if you are such person, just understand that there are just some things that can't be fixed.
We shouldn't always try to endure everything and try to wait for things to change. Some things just can't change.

If your partner can raise his/her hand to hurt you, it means that person has no value or respect for you. It means the person doesn't love you.
Just like freeze said, your life is more important than any relationship.

Please, if you are in any relationship where your partner abuses you physically, please don't hide, come out and let someone know.
There are NGOs here in Nigeria that handle cases like this. Your life is important. Your happiness is important. You deserve to be happy. Don't let anyone take that away from you.

It is better to be single, than to be in an abusive relationship.[/color]

Freeze u be lazy man, na ur wife batter u like this! na I'm be say if na ya fellow man na die ooooo

Iamsynord:
.... Hmmn

This Ghana Pple sef!, The guy BLACK dem still carry BLACK slippers give am!

Michellla:
oh well.
I honestly cant date a short guy.
theres this kind of protection you feel while walking with a tall guy.
which a short guy cant provide.

Definition of "SHORT" Its simply d deficiency of "BEANS" consumption in adequate quantities by Short Dudes.

REB3L:
I was in Mr Biggs yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to mess, They were playing Don Jazzy’s Dorobucci. The music was really really loud, so I timed my mess with the beat of the music. I was releasing my mess alongside the music so that nobody would hear the sound of the mess although the mess was very loud too. When I finished, I started to feel better but I looked around and noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned and was staring at me….. Why? Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music with my ear-phone. I almost fainted!!!

Very Mesmerizing indeed

69MissedCalls:
My crush

Ur FANTA

3Dee:
Bros, I thought I was the only one in that shoe until I came upon ur post. The stigmatisation is real bro. There's even this man at my work place that normally ask after my mum anytime I greet him---meaning I'm still a boy who's probably living under mummy's roof and eating mummy thank you food. Can you imagine!!!
I still dey count am for the guy, the day wey I go surprise am with slaps don dey ripe.
Just watch out Una go hear for nairaland.

U sure say u fit beat am?

money121:
The Ghanaian /Lebanese actress showed off her dad in a rare snap.To mark his birthday, she wrote:


''Happy birthday to my daddy! May God bless you abundantly as you add another year. I wish you all the best , long life, goodhealth and prosperity! #amen Miss you and love you still and always. ������ yea that's Mr.Ibrahim right there. I celebrate you today boss. ''


https://instagram.com/p/9qVRtiBTRq/?taken-by=julietibrahim

D poster n d MOD na wa for una 2

oluwaSmith1:
A 36-year-old fashion designer, Daramola Yemisi, on Wednesday sought for the dissolution of her 15-year-old marriage to her husband, simply identified as Babatunde, at an Ikorodu Customary Court sitting in Lagos State for alleged indecent act.

According to the mother of four who reportedly moved out of her husband’s house owing to the ‘dirty act’, her husband was always handling his step-daughter’s breasts whenever she was asleep.

DAILY POST reports that while narrating her ordeal in court, Yemisi, who was almost pushed to tears, said Babatunde was in the habit of ‘touching’ and handling her 19-year-old daughter whom she bore for another man.

She said, “My husband left me on the bed and went to meet my daughter on the mat to romance her. I caught him touching my daughter’s breasts while she was asleep. After I caught him, I asked my daughter why she did not tell me, and she told me that my husband gave her money and told her not to tell anyone.

Yemisi said the daughter disclosed to her that it wasn’t the first but third time he would be coming to touch her.

Speaking further, she also alleged that her two sisters in-law had to come to her shop to assault her after she moved out of her husband’s house because of the dirty act.

Yemisi, however, urged the court to legally separate her from her husband, saying that she did not want her husband to ruin her daughter’s life.

Her husband, the respondent who resides at Oduyebo Street in Ikorodu, Lagos State, confessed to the court that he actually touched his step daughter.

He said he had, however, begged his wife that such act would not repeat itself.

He also begged the court to resolve the differences in their marriage.

“Although my wife has left me to live in another man’s apartment, I still want her back,’’ the 43-year-old told the court.

The court President, Mrs. Omolara Abiola, in her ruling, asked the couple to wait for a chamber discussion.

She then adjourned the case to December 14 for mention.

Cc: lalasticlala

http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/04/my-husband-fondles-our-19-year-old-daughters-breasts-woman-tells-court/

Ya husband is suffering from Excessive "CONJI" overflowing from his eggplants

SSpeter:
Helo Dudes am so ashamed of myself right now. I always hated weekends and often do overtime at work even when my boss screams "No payment for Overtime"...

I don't take off days even when I had to be on site late at night. I don't see myself as a workaholic because an average black man doesn't like work. Not because of the money either (though I will love to quit if a better offer springs up and am not relenting in the search)...but just to erase my mind off temptations. I spend my Sundays at my sister's house so that the kids will keep me preoccupied.

I am a strong advocate of #NOsexB4Marriage...Although during my University days I had smitten more kity kats than most guys will ever dream of. I had a re-orientation during my service year and took up the tag #Abstinence...I try to limit my discussions and interactions with the opposite sex, I don't approve of excessive touching and I preoccupy my thoughts with work..

Sundays are the worst days "no work"...so I am always extra careful and often stay glued to my routines....the firm I worked with just handed over a secondary school to her clients on the 23rd of last month and those of us who were immersed in the project and saw it to fruition were given 2 weeks break and a paltry sum as bonus.

2 weeks! That was where my problem started. First I travelled to stay with my parents spent three days wasn't comfortable because that was the neighbourhood I grew up, the ladies there may still think a leopard doesn't change its spot...I left when I saw so many temptations and green lights...I went to my sister's house and it's just the same thing because I have also tested some of the kity kats from the flats below...then my cousin persuaded me to come to portharcourt I haven't seen him in a decade.

When I got to PH I told my cousin of my new stand and he said "whatever rocks your boat"... The next two days, we had fun bought some item until ****** showed up ...she was my cousin's friend. She was not a threat and she doesn't even dress hot. So I let down my guard whenever she visits. She cooked, we ate and I thought perhaps she was one of my cousin's numerous GFS.

Two days ago, my cousin told me they are going to watch Nigeria match in a bar. I am not a football fan,Tennis rocks my boat. So I preoccupied my self with a movie. About an hour later she came back and told me my cousin and his crew are cracking too many stuffs and she is no longer comfortable (My cousin is a Med doc. But he smokes at least a packet of B&H everyday + or minus other additives). I said okay. She went to lie on the bed and later I joined her. The apartment is a mini flat and the sitting room is tiled. Just a mattress no duvet so we slept on the same mattress. Truth be told I could not remember anything until I saw myself shooting fluid in a latex material. Everything vanished from my eyes I was filled with hate. The next morning I had my bath, called my cousin and was shocked when he told me he was already @ work I carried my bag and the lady quickly took her shower and left. I went straight to the hospital gave him the key to his apartment. I had already told him my boss asked me to rush down......I left PH....sad....this morning I woke up feeling sad. The memory with the lady that night keeps occupying my mind and she even sent a text that "she loves me because I am cool headed, polite and handsome"....I was further peeved by her subsequent messages. Now I am just ashamed of Myself...and am still asking; how did it happen why was I not reasonable enough?...well I have learnt my lesson..."Emotions are stronger than Knowledge"

My Friend u are a "FUCKAHOLIC"

Airforce1:
Ladies wayassay

Very "PACKLESS"

JAZES:
Singer Kelly Hansome’s adorable daughter – Khloe Adanna turned one on, 31st Oct, 2015 and her parents celebrated it in style for their princess.

See more photos below:

http://www.onlineleaks247.com/index.php/2015/11/02/photos-from-kelly-hansomes-duagthers-birthday/

Wetin concern "YOU"? www.dollarvista.com

Djblinkz:
I got a job as an Analyst in a Noodles manufacturing company in Lagos, I was staff, though the salary was small, and the agreement says my salary will be reviewed after 2 months due to my performance. What's eating me now is that, they decided to pay some set of people in the company and left some few set. I was among the unfortunate ones they refused to pay, and when I ask the management for my salary, they keep saying there is no market, I told them I won't come to work again if they refuse to pay me, they begged me that I should keep coming, and now I'm very pissed off, I can't afford for my personal upkeep anymore as I'm staying with a friend. My mind keep breeding different evil suggestions like "I should go and set their warehouse ablaze", but I'm not as tough as that. I decide to share this for advice please, "they say two minds on a problem is better than one"

You have my express "PERMISSION" go ahead.www.dollarvista.com

These Brazilians are sure learning the rudiments of dancing "SHOKI"

adesegun121:
Iyanya and Freda Francis are no longer hiding their affair, the pair was in each other's hands all through the night at his Lavish all white party on Saturday.

See more photos @ : http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/11/iyanya-flaunts-girlfriend-freda-at-his.html



cc.
lalasticlala ishilove

mmmmmm! FREDA FRANCIS, I have ur Medicine.

FlirtyKaren:
Nigel Sog made headlines early last month when he first released photos from his fierce photoshoot for Nigerian beautician, Gauri Owolabi.
The duo have teamed up again and this time around, they want to know - between Nigel and Denrele, who rocked the braids better?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/nigel-sog-nigerian-model-bent-on.html

Choi! See as "HOMO" just dey "HUNGRY" this Boi?

FlirtyKaren:
Nigel Sog made headlines early last month when he first released photos from his fierce photoshoot for Nigerian beautician, Gauri Owolabi.
The duo have teamed up again and this time around, they want to know - between Nigel and Denrele, who rocked the braids better?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/nigel-sog-nigerian-model-bent-on.html

Choi! See as "HOMO" just dey "HUNGRY" this Boi?

Nafizzey:
macho44 see this pls

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kinisoo1:
And this made front page? What is Nairaland turning into ?

GOD bless u for ur time observation!, At times I just dey wonder the type of moderators wey dey in charge of some sections, Very baseless and utterly useless posts with no meaningful message contained in them make Nairaland's FP, while More meaningful and constructive posts are ignored and left to lie fallow in the back pages. Soon another forum will spring forth and if adjustments are not made ASAP, NL will loose its teeming viewers. A stitch in time, Saves 9.

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For ur 99% daily soccer games predictions.