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Candidlady:
Guilty of 13 and 16...

I can relate

Michelle55:
Thank you

NYARINYA

robosky02:
Nigeria, Egypt, Cameroon seeded ahead of 2022 AFCON draws


https://dailypost.ng/2021/08/15/nigeria-egypt-cameroon-seeded-ahead-of-2022-afcon-draws/

As long as Gernot "RAW" Meat is still in charge, make una forget am. That man is clueless, as in extremely CLUELESS

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Dyt:
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/58133102

Well, the rest of the big boys "Title Contenders" secured big wins, let's see who knicks this one today. As for ARSENAL, let me comment my reserve

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saphiere:
Rotarian advises broke unmarried guys to get married. According to him, "some women hold the key to success".

He quoted a Bible verse which says; "He who finds a wife finds a good thing".

Hmmmmm, Ogbeni Rotarian, biko speak for yourself. As a father or brother, shey u go like make ur pikin or sister marry MAN wey still dey struggle

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robosky02:
FIFA: Okocha One Of The Most Electrifying Players In Football History



https://www.completesports.com/fifa-okocha-one-of-the-most-electrifying-players-in-football-history/

So Good, they named him twice "Jay-Jay" , Now y'all know why

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symbianDON:
I came across this on Facebook and feel I should share; if true, justice must be served!



Source: https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10225006814293519&id=1111933828&_rdc=1&_rdr

Devils in human form .
That Teacher Mrs Gibson or whatever nomenclature she is addressed with deserves a place in HELL.

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Wisdomkosi:
Why I Converted to Christianity - ex Leader of Muslims Against Terror, Ahmad | #IgbereTV



https://igberetvnews.com/1397882/converted-christianity-ex-leader-muslims-terror-ahmad/

Looks like a Nollywood SCRIPTED CRAP to me

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1. Don't call someone more than twice in a row. If he doesn't answer your call, assume he has something important to do;
2. Return the money you borrowed before the other person even remembers they loaned it to you. This shows your integrity and character. Same goes for umbrellas, pens and lunch boxes;
3. Never order the most expensive dish on the menu when someone offers you lunch or dinner. If possible, ask him to order his choice for you;
4. Don't ask awkward questions like ′′ Oh, aren't you married yet? Or ′′ You don't have kids ′′ or ′′ Why didn't you buy a house? Or why don't you buy a car? For God's sake, that's not your problem;
5. Always open the door for the person who comes behind you. It doesn't matter whether it's a boy or a girl, a senior or a junior. You don't get small by treating someone well in public;
6. If you take a taxi with a friend and he / she pays now, try to pay next time;
7. Respect the different shades of opinion. Remember that what is the number 6 for you will be the number 9 for the person facing you. Also, a second opinion is good for an alternative;
8. Never interrupt people who speak. Let them spill out. As they say, listen to them all and filter them all;
9. If you tease someone and they don't seem to like them, stop and never do it again. This encourages her to do more and shows how much you appreciate it;
10. Say ′′ thank you ′′ when someone helps you.
11. Praise in public. Criticize privately;
12. There's almost never a reason to comment on a person's weight. Just say: ′′ You look fantastic ". If they want to talk about their weight loss, they will;
13. When someone shows you a picture on their phone, don't swipe left or right. You never know what's next;
14. If a colleague tells you they have a doctor appointment, don't ask them what they are for, just say ′′ I hope you are ok ". Don't put them in the uncomfortable position of having to tell you about their personal illness. If they want you to know, they will without your curiosity;
15. Treat the maintenance agent with the same respect as the CEO. Nobody is impressed with how rude you can treat someone your rank, but people will notice if you treat them with respect;
16. If a person speaks directly to you, looking at your phone is rude;
17. Never give advice until you are asked;
18. When you meet someone after a long time, unless they want to talk about it, don't ask them for their age and salary;
19. Mind your own business, unless you are directly concerned - stay out;
20. Remove your sunglasses if you talk to someone on the street. This is a sign of respect. Also, eye contact is as important as your speech;
21. Never speak of your riches amid the poor. Similarly, don't talk about your children in the midst of those who are barren.
22. After reading a good message, try saying ′′ Thank you for the message ". * APPRECIATION * remains the easiest way to get what you don't have.

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FalseProphet1:
I see these deaths hitting Nigeria very terribly just like the wild fires is ravaging other parts of the world, I see top Nigerian politicians succumbing to the scorge of the death plague, I see churches filled to the brim with these politicians, I see top pastors adding more jets to their already existing fleets of jets, I see a certain WAEC certificate holder with over 200 cows amongst the dead, I see jubilation across the country as a result of his death.

This I have seen.

Judging from your MONIKER, Ayam not SURPRISED

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DanielAlhassan:
Please I need your help according to doctors report she 3 month pregnant and i calculated the period we had sex it was 2 month ago
Am confused if am responsible for the pregnancy

She has been swearing that for the pass 6 years now she has not had sex with anybody until 2 month ago which she had sex with me

Don't know what to do or believe
I need your advice

My question is, why are you having SEX? Instead of you to KISS & SMOOCH only, you went a step further to Insert your Zoom-Zoom in her "Poom-Poom", now u don give her belle. Congrats in advance, welcome to Papa'sKlub

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guidsy:
This is unhygienic and unacceptable.
The septic tank will always have issues in the long run and that's why we advice people to install a biodigester instead because it'll never get full neither will it contaminate ground water.
The biodigester is very efficient and works wonders.
I can tell you more about it.

Replying your comments;
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@AvalonSpace
@SmilingImabong
@McSlize
@DigitB
@Machidon
@ComeToJesus
@Lebeke3000
ZaramT

This is a typical sewage pit.
It's very technical and costly to build and maintain.

It's not environmentally-friendly, pollutes ground water and when it's full, you will never have peace until its evacuated.

Now, we came up with a modern way of constructing sewage systems where you only need a small space to setup.

It never gets full and never attracts cockroaches.
It's called a biodigester.
It uses treated fibres, grades of porous granite and some other items that processes toilet waste in a way that you can never imagine.
Like @Lebete3000 asked whether it digests 'shit', the answer is yes. That's the reason why it'll never get filled-up.

Odewaleadesoye:
New Big Brother Naija Shine Ya Eye housemate, Kayvee, shared a kiss with Angel on his first night of the Show on Sunday.

This happened during the Truth or Dare game played after the four new housemates, Kayvee, Queen, JMK and Michael, settled into the house.

Before the kiss, Kayvee grabbed Angel’s buttocks amid cheers from other housemates.

Pere played the umpire as he said, “As a good kisser, let me examine this kiss.

Pere added, “Word of advice: Kiss this girl well,” and immediately Sammie ran out of the room, erupting laughs from other housemates.

The kiss between Angel and Kayvee exceeded it’s given time of 15 seconds as Cross and Pere separated the duo.

FANS REACT
Following the kiss between Angel and Kayvee, fans took to Twitter to react.

A tweep, @molokodzoye, said,

Another tweep, @cwayita_jenmsana, said,

In agreement, @lezothi_T, wrote,



https://punchng.com/bbnaija-s6-new-housemate-kayvee-kisses-angel-on-first-night/

Same gal that was FINGERING herself the other day

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guidsy:
This is unhygienic and unacceptable.
The septic tank will always have issues in the long run and that's why we advice people to install a biodigester instead because it'll never get full neither will it contaminate ground water.
The biodigester is very efficient and works wonders.
I can tell you more about it.

Tell me more

BirtherOfKings:
sure na, GOD na baba, u don't visit him without HIM doing something ..why u tink we go to that far distance every Sunday

Correct CHIC!!!! , If i wan chop FUFU, i dey start with 7, i neva start na 15, if i wan eat well bellyful, na 24

BirtherOfKings:
Chai, if not that u did not mention your intention for the relationship and your age description for ur woman, I wld have signed up...next time do and attach a picture even if it means blocking the eyes

Hey, u want to attend? Come to oshodi in front of army market waving your white hankerchief from 6:30am to 8am..our buses passing there will pick u.. congratulations

Item 7 go dey?

TheFacelessMan:


Terrible case. Sloth bears usually attack the face of human victims.

Many years back, I had a similar encounter....

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DeadlyBasicEuropeanfiresalamander-size_restricted.gif

I was on a trophy hunt on the trail of the woolly mammoth.

The hunter became prey...

Only a FACELESS MAN can tell such tales.
I salute your STORYTELLING, even that baba wey dey Anchor tales by moonlight dey learn work for ur side

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daveP:
Blessing Oborodudu did well!!

Modified(Herself and Tamara Stock repping USA)

Congratulations to Ese Brume and Blessing.

Now 64th on medals table, thanks to these two ladies. Can't wait for Odunayo's medal.

Cc Lalasticlala

What event is Odunayo competing in?

Jestin:
Make i go cut small Vaseline.

Bros, pity for ur PREEK, HABA!!!!

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elonize:
thanks alot

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elonize:
ok so how can I use it to feed myself...plz show me d way

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richmond500:
Such a promising thread became ridiculously annoying

How so?

Ishilove:
Since when did marriage stop men from having side chicks?

Not really. Some men, like my humble self prefer one Woman. You know why? One woman is enough trouble, you get two ya looking for double.

Michelle55:
You don't mean it are you saying Prof. Wole Soyinka Jr. Aka Macho44 is married?

What is he doing on the single thread then? there's no chidinma for him here oh

Nwanyioma , not at all.
This Gentleman here is a one woman MAN. Ayam unattached and "MINGLING" is my hobby

Michelle55:
See as you carry ya hands and legs dey find trouble
Na my CUBANA you go see for door just tell am wetin you dey find.

A True GENTLEMAN Is DARING.
A True GENTLEMAN Is CARING
A True GENTLEMAN Is LOVING,
Even If You Already Have A CUBANA, I Will Be Your CHIEF-PRIEST @ The Service Of Only You

SimplyFacts:
Na soooo (not in Ishi's case though ).

Make I quick join them for church before dem share grace finish.

. Ma Niggy.

Michelle55:
Ewooooo. Ishilove, please coman carry ya Wole Soyinka Jr. dude is making me laugh like a crazy woman, please nwokeoma channel all this sweet lyrics of yours into capturing a wife here. Wedding rice dey hungry me

Nwanyi-Oma, I'm On My Way To Your INBOX
Knock Knock, Biko Open The Door To Your HEART Make I ENTER

Ishilove:
Ride on! Nothing do you baba

That's how we Roll Baby!!!

SimplyFacts:
Lol,,,
Only a complicated being could unravel a convoluted Ishi.

If you know, you know.

Impossible is NOTHING, abi no be so?

Ishilove:
You remind me of Junior and Pretty .See as you dey drop lyrics.

Nna gerrawayu

Nwanyi-oma, Junior & Pretty Dey Learn Work For Where I dey.
Just Like Music Get Rhyme & Rhythm, Na So Love Get Time & Season

Michelle55:
Chai! How on earth did I encounter you bikonu? I don't believe that you are gentle at all nnam because the gentlemen I knew died in 1809, na chaffs remain now. If you don't believe me, prove me wrong

As per my prayer request, tell God to bless every genuine people out there who is trying to make ends meet legally and who seeks for the betterment of this country.

Meanwhile, what truly makes you a true gentleman?

Nnem, You Are One Of A KIND
Infact, i prefer expressing myself with poetry. So make I freestyle for you.

Michelle55

Lover Of LOVE, Lover Of Life
Lover Of SPICE, And Everything Nice

Michelle Too FINE, She's One Of KIND,
She's the center of my HEART, Even When we are Apart

Shey make I continue?