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thatsleepboy1:
I'll ask for wisdom

Shey ur name na Solomon?

Pweetiedude:
This I've seen

When did you see it?

siofra:
But why not?

I asked first

siofra:
But why not?

I asked first

simplepee:
Ndi virtuous woman

I'm not a feminist but her rantings were unnecessary. She's just looking for attention or probably a Facebook horseband.

To every mallam, his kettle

SamuelLoch:
Hello, people! I hope you had an amazing day

I would make this short, and precise.
Sometime last year, a friend visited me briefly. Before he left he advised me to open a Domiciliary Account and I just said "OK"

Although, I made enquiries cause I had some money stuck with UBA at the time, but some things turned me off the plan to get the account - I can't remember exactly.
For some time now, some people have been ringing it in my head to open a Domiciliary Account. The most recent one was this evening.

I would rather hear from a subscriber than a customer service agent at the bank. I don't want to have regrets later, that's why I brought it here...
We all know that our Naira is really losing its value to the Dollar. People are concerned about hoarding dollars till the day it hits N1,000 LOL!

I know that a Domiciliary Account is perfect for receiving dollars from abroad, but I don't know some other things.

I would like to know the benefits and disadvantages of running a Domiciliary Account.
What Nigerian bank is best to open this account with?
What terms and conditions concerns me before, and when running this account?
Is a Domiciliary Account best understood as a savings account in foreign currency or a fixed deposit?

Please, don't derail the thread
Thanks for contributing, and enjoy the rest of your day!

This is highly beneficial for me and many other people out there.

UBA & ZENITH Bank are your best bets. As for ACCESS BANK, Na Very USELESS Bank dem be. I fill form taya sote my biro ink finish. Even had to go to their office time and time again, na so their manager begin ask me weda i be Yahoo Boy, imagine the rubbish. I switched to UBA and got my account opened in minutes. I suggest you do same or try ZENITH.

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siofra:
Mosdii just commented.....oops I think I just reported him

But why?

FutureIsFemale:
HMMMM! It is well. Dear God please let my story be different. Let it not get to this point of carrying placard IJN

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMEN!!!

Michelle55:
Lemme kuku Park my kabukabu for here oh, this thread go make sense. The fight between feminist and redpillers is about to begin, kindly grab a seat and settle down with me

Na u go be REFEREE

theophorus:
Abegu who get Pin mouth charger

Fairly used or brand new?

So a lady on Facebook by the name Esther Chimamanda Nweke has lashed out a feminist promoter who came to her inbox to spew thrash over a Facebook post. Check out her Epic Response Below

One Aunty came to my inbox to correct the contents I create on relationship and marriage.
I for tag her, but I don't like involving myself In unnecessary and time wasting issues.

She said my posts are about how to treat men right, that I'm a disgrace to the 21st-century Woman (feminism) because I support women being treated as second-class citizens.

Omo!!

Aunty nearly slapped me from here oo, if for say she saw me one on one she for disfigure my face sef.

She said so many things oo.

Hmmm......

She rounded up with "you like men so much that you are blindly fighting their cause" shuuuu aunty be calming down oo.�


I read her message up to twenty times today, it was actually part of what made me laugh today ;DI didn't reply her.

Here is my reply.
Dear unknown gun girl,

This is my reply to your stupid message in my DM,I choose to reply you openly because I know there are many of you who are fighting me secretly.

Firstly,I'm not a feminists in as much as I believe the girl child should be treated rightly,I don't believe in the Nigerian version of feminism.

Who instead of helping each other grow,they come together to drag position with men,they see submission as being enslaved.

I am that woman who sincerely wants to do the will of God in marriage,through obeying his commandment of SUBMISSION and being a fine helpmeet to my honeyband.

I love men throughly like you said,I mean why won't I � you yourself just imagine a world without men��‍♀️ who will love me na? Who I go marry? Who go pamper and protect me?


Who go bang me bayi who will kiss me early morning? Who go dey carry me from sitting room to the oza room for so many Cummings.


And who go dey touch me in the right places when I'm married.

Kai I love men with reckless abandon❤️❤️❤️


You said men are scum but not all men darling,there are sweet and good men and I will have one of them because I deserve to.

God made every woman with an insatiable desire for a man,you included.

weather feminists or not all of us wants to be loved and cared for by a man,no let bitterness stop you from enjoying this dear.


I write to women on how to treat men right because,it's my calling to bring women back to the will of God.

Our sister Eve failed and it brought us to this life of living under a man,"And her desires shall be of the man" na Bible talk am not me oo.

No matter how we twist it, submission is not negotiable but alot of women have left this blueprint and that's one of the problem in marriage today.

Women were created to be helpmeet to their men,"for the man was not created for the woman but the woman for the man"


I'm here to help women go back to this divine calling,to make marriage sweet we must obey the commandment of submission.


I will not stop until a new breed of women who will allow God use them to be a blessing to their men are raised.


So I'm sorry to hurt you if you can't deal with it abeg getat!! Click your unfollow button to stop seeing my posts maka heart attacK.

Drops pen to drink yogurt.

#imhermessenger
#createdtobehishelpmeet


I am Chimamanda and I'm a lover of men.
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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Emotional beings everywhere

Just to reunite with your son probably not even up to 90 days of staying away
You bust tears...shedding tears


What of me way dey Afghanistan as a doctor for more than seven years now

The day I go reunite with my Chinese woman for Shanghai Airport....I go cry river that day

Ahn Ahn!!! Epa!!! I think say you follow for the boys wey EFCC parade today na!!!

DennyThomas:
Singlehood is underrated, it's the best way of staying happily forever!

Different Strokes For Different Folks

DennyThomas:
Is there such thing like married bachelor? It's either you're fornicating or ya adulterating.

A Gentleman Don't Do None Of The Afore Mentioned . I Am A Gentleman, Not Just A Gentleman, But A Perfect One. Biko Who You Be?

AutoChick4U:
its money thats holding many guys back

Often true, but not always true. Marriage isn't a piece of cake, if you RUSH in, ya RUSH out. So it's best every one, Bachelor or Spinster takes their time before saying "I DO" to prevent stories that touch.

Oblongata:
I beg to differ sir!

Merely seeing friends/family that are married then Bachelors know what they are missing.

I have a very close friend who is a 43 year old bachelor and he has turned my kids to his kids...

Dude calls me way ahead of time to discuss how he would celebrate my kid’s birthday (without asking for his help o)

We (Me and wife) tried hooking him up a lot of times but he was very choosy. The last girl we hooked him up with (That appeared to be perfect. 24 year old Young lawyer Who just finished law college) he said she had incision at her back and that was it...

He confided in me sometime ago that he envies me a lot, and that he knows something is missing in his life, which is having a family.

Reason he had been treating my family like his.

Truth is: Bachelor’s know they are lonely, and they miss having a family.

Married Bachelor's Nko?

Damn Niggar!!!
I hope say Slawormir no folo

Michelle55:
5 minutes is relatively small nau shey he will not do pre-intimacy ni? Abi is the guy those ones that just dives in without pre-intimacy?

It wouldn't be a bad idea if he breaks the Guinness Book of records with his sexual stunts (I'm just saying you know)

Nobody should advice him otherwise oh else I go vex, he should take buruntashi mixed with erujeje, banjinotu poka, charger, Davina and a little touch of weed. He would last more than his ancestors in bed.

Don't thank me, what are Nairaland families for

Shey na "Blood" Okro or Water" the person go release after taking all of these poisons?

Elove1:
I found the solution from a friend just last week..
He said u have to mix klin Detergent with salt together and them scrap the affected place very well and then apply it. It will dry the Keloids..

Don't forget to give thanks to God if this works for you..

For Real?

benson81:
so Bobrisky has become a she? we copy a lotta nonsense from the west.

BobRisky na hybrid. Shim has no GENDER

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moonbyte25:
https://www.nigeriabombshell.com/i-dont-have-time-for-nonsense-tonto-dikeh-fires-back-at-bobrisky-after-she-dragged-her-over-failed-relationships/

The Title Of This Movie Go Be "TontoRisky: A Tale Of Two Former Besties"
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moonbyte25:
https://www.nigeriabombshell.com/aunty-drop-quote-weekly-but-never-find-husband-bobrisky-drags-tonto-dikeh-in-her-down-state/

Bob always doing Risky things

Supreme145:
Good morning N'landers, I will make this post as brief and concise as possible.

Some months ago while I was home on break from school, I visited one of my in-laws that owns a school to introduce a software to him for his school. The man complained that I was too distant from him, citing how I never call him or ask him for favours whenever I'm in school. I told him I will reach out to him more often.

I told my mom about my visit and she told me without mincing words to resist collecting money from the man. My mom is the religious type and has been skeptical about the man's source of wealth.

When school resumed things were difficult at home and I couldn't resume school. I spent close to three months after resumption at home due to lack of funds.
Note that since my admission from my first year to my final year, I've never asked any relative for help no received any help from anyone aside my immediate family.

I lost my resolve not to ask for help when my project supervisor called me and scolded me over the phone for my inability to resume school. I sent the man a text soliciting for help, he sent me 5k which I added to the little I had and resumed school. I didn't tell my mom because I knew she won't be happy about it.

In school things were so hard for me, during a particular period I went almost one week living on just water, that period I'm sure I would eaten food sacrificed to a deity if I had access to one. I called the man again and he reluctantly sent me 4k after many calls and text messages.

This early morning I got a phone call from my mom, she was crying over the phone. She was hurt and said I betrayed her because I went behind her back to collected money from a man she told me to avoid. She said that singular act of mine has destroyed all her efforts and prayers to break us free from bondage. I tired to explain that the money wasnt a physical cash hence it has no effect on me but to no avail. She said I've broken her for life and she would never forgive me.

I have a very close relationship with my mom and everything she told me really hurt me and I'm confused on the action to take. I am 28 but I hardly hide anything from her, I didn't tell her about the money because I know she wouldn't approve of it and I needed it. This is the first time any relative has contributed to my education ever. I don't even know how she got to know.

Please how do I pacify her and get her to forgive me? I really love my mom and can't bear to see her this heartbroken.

Africans & Religion, just like Buhari & Nnamdi Kanu

TeamLeader:
by super loan app

Let me say it's my greed just that man is so so broke and I needed money for urgent reason, (my baby medicals tomorrow)

the app is fake unknown to me so I downloaded it from playStore. and I got registered just like normal app.

see the details.

first as I keyed in my number to register and the otp code should be sent to my number as sms but the app generated the otp code automatically (First red flag but ignored). I filled in all my details with atm card info, all.

I continued every and the offered many options there. what triggered my application was they offered loan of 30k to be paid back in 120days was what captivated my mind.

so at the dying stage I was a little surprised when they said they amount i wanted to borrow which is the 30k is something blah blah blah that I will have to make a deposit of 2088 for genuine interest and verification that it would be deducted from my loan when paying (second red flag but ignored also)

my mumu me quickly keyed in my atm card details which is the pin and ccv all.

immediately I got the debit alert and going back to the app, it started to misbehave.

first I can't edit or delete my atm details, it's there on the app as default.

no loan offer options anymore. in fact after the payment sef they were even referring people to other genuine loan app as their corporate bodies.

I tried to screenshot the app, no way. says it's protected. I tried to do screen recording it's just dark, nothing. I tried to minimize and screenshot from therr, no way.

they even put timing on the app page like when the time elapsed they can't give the loan again I guess it's just to make people hurry to make the payment.

this is a well worked scam and I know it's not only me that will be a victim.

My fear is my atm card details are still on the app as default I can't even do anything about it which means that the account would be monitored and any money that comes in now is gone, immediately! So tomoro am blocking the ATM card at the office or does anyone know how I can block the card with someone's phone? I will appreciate with the info abeg.

then I went straight to the app store where I downloaded the app, see what people are saying below.

I learnt my learn the hard way not to get greedy. but no one Is above mistake and being scammed.

be wise guys from this app.

You can just download the app and see if you can do screenshot to confirm this if it would be possible

The CREED of GREED Is Suicide Indeed

FutureIsFemale:
Lovely family.

God I need an understanding man ooo. I no wan drama.

I'm Drug, Disease & Drama FREE. Ayam Ur Man

Iyaebe:
Have we dated?how did you come about that but you are somehow right though. I find it hard to keep relationship for now,I look for the slightest opportunity and just go blank on the person and it seems I'm now enjoying doing such as I'm getting so used to it.

U sef, why u dey do like that? Abi to do Reverend Sister dey hungry u?

Romanoff:
Yet, if you tell both male and female to stop fornicating, they will come for you.

Many are having premarital sex and children are one of the consequences of premarital sex.

You people frown at people doing abortions but won't marry a single mum or won't abstain from sex.

If your partner gets pregnant for you, na una go first say make she abort am, yet, some of you won't marry a woman who has done abortion before.

Una no see say this premarital sex thing no worth am las las?

Shey u no dey "Kponki-Kponki"?

saphiere:
Viral photos of a man wearing noose necktie have gotten mixed reactions on the internet.

While some people see it as a suicidal mission, others see it has fashion taken to the next level.

What do you think?

https://.com/man-takes-fashion-to-the-next-level-as-wears-noose-necktie/

lalasticlala would you knot this?

To commit suicide just dey hungry this wan

saasala:
But you look 50 seff.

One reason I will never be attracted to a fat lady. The 21st century people now call them thick. Fat is fat, stop all the thick sh1t. They look older than their age and will age a lot faster than their partner. They have a puffy face that makes all of them look almost alike. The puffiness removes all the contours that should shape their face which gives them that unique and beautiful look.

The buttocks has too much fat and dorggy doesn't feel good with them due to the extra meet and fats flabbing around the place. Their laps are too big to carry and they are not easy to turn around in bed. Don't even talk about the cowgirl style abi you want make she kill you?

Don't let's talk about the health side. We all know too much fat kills faster than anything else. The more slim you look, the healthier you are.

This is not body shaming. If you are fat, go and trim yourself down. Their are countless YouTube videos to watch.

Na PHAT she FAT, She nor kill person

Maobichek:
Hmmm!!! I tried it in 2018, the roads are horrible oh! You can't even sleep cos of bad roads then(I don't know about now) but Edo and Kwara have bad roads then.

If not the high rate of flight tickets, flying remains the best.

They still do, travelled same route some months back.

play5050:
Good morning nairalanders
Pls I have a program at abuja In the morning on Friday and I don't have enough money for flight like my other Rich colleagues, so night bus become the only option for me and my guy.

Our office insist we most work on Thursday and most be in abuja on Friday by 1pm

Which motor park should I go to get a night bus ticket to abuja

Pls any body that have useful idea should help me.
Lagos to abuja by night

Mehn, that shit is RISKY as PHUCK!!!
Tried it in April this year, and the experience wasn't palatable at all. Journey Mercies to you, Go and come back safely.

Updating9JA:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/09/09/epl-bruno-fernandes-issues-warning-to-opposing-teams-over-ronaldo/

Bruno ought to be ashamed of himself. So without Ronaldo, United no fit win anything?