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Romance › Re: 10 Life Advice I Wish I Heard As A Young Man, Before 25 by macho44(op): 12:25pm On Jul 18, 2021
babavik:
We wey don pass 25 but never reach 30 nko?
If you ask me, na who i go ask? grin grin grin grin
Romance › 10 Life Advice I Wish I Heard As A Young Man, Before 25 by macho44(op): 12:21pm On Jul 18, 2021
1. As a Man, your societal value is directly proportional to your social status and ability to provide. Laziness is not an option.
2. A degree won’t make you rich. It only gives you an advantage over those without one. Learn a skill that helps you stand out from thousands of other degree holders.
3. Don’t chase women, chase goals. Women will piggyback off of you, stand at the finish line, and settle with men that have arrived (usually men much older than you). Focus on your goals!
4. You still have time to figure your life out. When you eventually win, everyone forgets how many failures it took— so, take your time.
5. Take care of yourself so you can be able to take care of those you love.
6. Don’t invest in emotions. Study facts, figures, and risks before you invest in any venture. Analyze!
7. Learn to say “No” when you have to— It’ll save you a lot of stress and regrets.
8. Travel. To a different city, state, country. Just travel, you’ll learn a lot by doing so.
9. The easiest way to live a miserable life is by settling with the wrong partner. Choose wisely.
10. If you’re lucky to have any/both your parents around— don’t be too busy to spend time with them. Life is short.

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Celebrities › Obi Cubana's Mom Burial: The Flagrant Display Of Affluence & More. by macho44(op): 12:08pm On Jul 18, 2021
I need someone to show me a video of top shots like Tony Elumelu, Aliko Dangote, Mike Adenuga, grin and Femi Otedola coming out at events to spray money.

I might not subscribe to your school of thoughts, but here's the thing;
When I hear of Tony Elumelu, the first thing that comes to my mind is how much of a successful banker he is.
When I hear of Aliko Dangote, what comes to my mind is his business conglomerate like Dangote cement and pasta.
When I hear of Mike Adenuga, what comes to my mind is Globacom.
When I hear of Otedola, I first think of Forte oil.

These guys have worked so hard to build their empires from scratch, so they know better than to rub their money in people's faces.
I listened to an interview where Tony Elumelu said he gives his daughter who is in college, an allowance of 500 pounds every month.
Yes, he's stinking rich and can afford to give her more than that, but he's trying to instill what they call "discipline" in her.
We live in a country where unemployment and under employment is the order of the day, but you make a video of yourself throwing bundles of Naira into the air or swimming pools.

How exactly does that inspire the younger generation or the people who look up to you to make their money legitimately?
You're throwing money in public and you're videoing people rushing and scrambling to pick them up, and you think you're helping the poor?
What you're doing is making them more frustrated and annoyed with the whole system.

If you really want to make an impact, why not gather those people at your feet and teach them how you got to the level you are today.
Give them grants to set up a business. Give them scholarships. Send them abroad.

But they can't? Do you know why?
If your hands are not clean, you don't help people who want to succeed legitimately.
This is the only difference between those rich guys I mentioned at the beginning of this post and the likes of Eze Ego 1 of Kualampar, Okey Money Na Malay, and Ome Na Dollars Na Jakarta.

No one is saying you shouldn't push drugs or internet fraud to make it, but at least, let the ones who still believe they can make it legitimately, keep striving and working hard. Don't make their efforts look useless by rubbing your ill-gotten wealth in their faces.

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Webmasters › Email Marketing For Beginners (INTRODUCTORY COURSE) by macho44(op): 4:31pm On Jul 14, 2021
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As a digital marketer, affiliate marketer or online entrepreneur, email should be a key pillar of your digital marketing strategy. To not do any email marketing is like leaving money on the table.
The facts don’t lie, check out these statistics below:

�In 2020, there were 4.1 billion global email users (source: Statista)

�80% of Americans check their email at least once per day, with nearly a quarter of them checking their personal email several times a day (Fluent Inbox Report, 2018)

�80% of business professionals believe that email marketing increases customer retention (Emarsys, 2018)

�91% of people check their email daily

�For every $1 spent on email marketing, the average ROI is about $44.25

�At least one email is sent every 0.00000035 seconds, that’s about 247 billion emails per day

�Mondays have the highest revenue per email

�Subject lines with “Profit, Revenue, Money” performs the best

�33% of email recipients open an email based on subject lines alone.

�64% of people say they open an email because of the subject line.

The truth is, there is money in the list and if you’ve not started email marketing yet, then you’re missing a lot.

And Given the figures above, it’s not surprising that email is hailed as the most effective channel in B2B marketing.

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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Been Accused Wrongly? Share Your Experience! by macho44(m): 4:23pm On Jul 14, 2021
GeneralKoko:
I haven't been accused wrongly of late but maybe I've been accused of stealing in childhood and I know how depressing and embarrassing it is . I would love to hear y'all stories.
Mehn, that thing fit make person enter depression. My own be say if u accuse me wrongly, i go do that thing wey u dey accuse me of to balance the equation.
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Celebrities › Re: Moesha Boduong Repents, Saved From Suicide, Confesses Her Sins (Video) by macho44(m): 4:20pm On Jul 14, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
Maybe she wants to settle down....pretending to repent...pretending to have turned over a new leaf

That is how they get we niggarrrrs to pay the bride price

After all these...they will now show us their true Color and we will realize what we have put our hand into

That is how one baby girl in Benin city is trying to get me down...older than a real niggarr with about four years and seven months.....always treating me nicely...pretending to have good morals...always asking about my mum...so that I will think she is gonna be a good wife......
Nope.....a real niggarrr won't loose guard
As a real Niggarrr, biko no loose guard to avoid stories that touch.

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Romance › Re: I Need A Mature Woman To Marry by macho44(m): 7:17am On Jul 05, 2021
Ebonygeek:
This is why Nigeria is so backward. Not only are you jobless and incapable of taking care of your needs, you want to make babies who you won't be able to care for as well. Is that not wickedness? Is it written somewhere that everybody must bear kids? Why are people like this? undecided
U just KELT him cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Heartbreak: Lady Weeps As She Asks Guys What They Want From Relationships by macho44(m): 3:24pm On Jul 04, 2021
Fahdiga:
When they play guys they call it smartness but when guys play them they call it heartbreak
cheesy cheesy cheesy What Goes AROUND, CUMS around, abi no be so? grin

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Education › Re: University Of Uyo Cult Clash: One Killed; Students Ordered To Vacate Hostels by macho44(m): 7:07pm On Jul 02, 2021
Bola146:
huh Why not use your precious life judiciously for Nigerian sacrifice
Biko how do you mean? Shey NIGERIA don turn to Ancestors wey dey request for Human Sacrifice? grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Weds His Pretty South Korean Bride In Owerri (photos) by macho44(m): 1:56pm On Jul 02, 2021
iTroll:
green means go!
Either you "CUM" or "GO", the most important be say you are doing something grin grin grin.

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Crime › Re: The Nigerian Police Is Not Your Friend by macho44(m): 7:15pm On Jul 01, 2021
Ishilove:
I have never been a fan of the Nigerian police because of several unsavory personal experiences with them. I have made this known several times on this forum, and one time a police officer Nairalander reached out to me privately to let me know that the despite the bad eggs in the Force, good ones still exist. Although I remain unconvinced (worse now more than ever), I still maintain a cordial relationship with this person.

This afternoon, my SO was stopped by the men in black at Underbridge on the road that leads to Guiness, Oba Akran road, Ikeja. They pulled him over and proceeded to do a 'thorough search' of the vehicle. Surprise surprise, what did they find at the corner of the door of the driver's side?

Yep, you guessed right. Colorado, aka Cannabis, aka advanced SK or whatever allied street adjective is given to this brand of illegal stimulant.

This is someone who has does not even fraternize with people who smoke this nonsense, neither has he smoked this in his life. He hardly even gives people lifts so where did this stick of Igbo come from?

You are right again. Our friendly Nigerian Police Officers dropped it there for the usual hydra headed purposes of extortion, intimidation, theft, thievery, harassment etcetera etcetera.

They handcuffed this innocent young man like a common criminal, and one of them nearly slapped him, but when the officer noticed his unruffled demeanour and almost maniacally calm laughter, they realised that perhaps, just,perhaps they were messing with the wrong candidate.

A took a call from higher quarters before he was released after hours of embarrassment and being shackled like a thief who stole the neighbourhood goat.

Now my question is what would have happened if he did not have contacts that he could reach out to? He would have been hauled off to jail and milked dry. There are so many innocent people in cells languishing because the people who have sworn to serve and protect them have betrayed them.

The Nigerian Police is NOT YOUR FRIEND. When they pull you over and want to search your vehicle, be VERY vigilant. If possible you latch their hands to yours so that all of you will search together in case they want to be unfortunate. Many of them plant illegal substances in people's vehicles and living quarters so that they can have an avenue to extort and harass them, and woe betides you if you don't have either connection or money to bail yourself.

THE NIGERIAN POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!!
Nigerian Police Force, very unfriendly set of Uniformed ROGUES. There is nothing FRIENDLY about them. Very CORRUPT , ANTI-HUMAN and [url=freetoolshub.com]BUHARI-LIKE[/url] cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: I Need Help In My Relationship ❗ by macho44(m): 2:47pm On Jun 28, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Me
I beg to differ cheesy. A GENTLEMAN always does. I'm on my way to your DM, do you mind?
Romance › Re: I Need Help In My Relationship ❗ by macho44(m): 2:42pm On Jun 28, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Naaa u wrong
Says Who? grin
Romance › Re: I Need Help In My Relationship ❗ by macho44(m): 2:36pm On Jun 28, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Good for u
You're Already Giving Me That Kinda VIBE grin grin grin. I'm CHARMING MISTA, What's your NOMENCLATURE? wink
Romance › Re: I Need Help In My Relationship ❗ by macho44(m): 2:10pm On Jun 28, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Everyone is bad, depending on how much power u give to d bad side
I love BHAD GALS. Good Girl, With OLOSHO VIBES cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: I Need Help In My Relationship ❗ by macho44(m): 11:25pm On Jun 27, 2021
AutoChick4U:
Don't mind men, they keep falling for d whole nice girl card.
Are u a bad gal? Asking for a friend grin
Sports › Re: Erling Haaland Splashes N250m In 6 hrs, N16m On Tips At Mykonos Restaurant (Pix) by macho44(m): 12:43pm On Jun 27, 2021
MITCHELL96:
If you get pikin, Try make him play football or love any sport... the money in this thing is madddddd!! Hope y'all know Kelechi Iheanacho earns 52 million every week ? Asin every week oo, Just imagine.... I must make it in football embarassed
I believe you BROTHER!!!! Na me go be your AGENT, no worry I sabi BARGAIN well-well. Mino Raiola & Jorge Mendes dey learn work for my hand. Infact, just dey prepare, na u go break Nicolas Pepe transfer record for most EXPENSIVE AFRICAN PLAYER.

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Celebrities › Re: Father's Day: Tonto Dikeh Receives “Number 1 Dad” Badge From Son’s School (Pix) by macho44(m): 7:15pm On Jun 18, 2021
Ikillbrokehoes:
This one just dey deceive herself, she can never be a dad to her son, it's totally impossible
Perhaps BobRisky can fill in the void
Celebrities › Re: Nengi Rocks Bikini In New Hot Pictures by macho44(m): 5:49am On Jun 18, 2021
Bernice4ozodo:
lol...I notice that whenever I go through comments.... damnnn niggarr grin
I feel you baby, that nigga is a Real Damn Niggarrr grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Nengi Rocks Bikini In New Hot Pictures by macho44(m): 10:44pm On Jun 17, 2021
Bernice4ozodo:
Everytime
Dammn niggarrrr...
Isoright....
Damnnn.. is it that you can't start a sentence/conversation with that..na wa ooh undecided
Dammn Baby!!! Don't tell me you are already loving that niggarrrr. Isoright oooo, I hope you know how a niggarrrr behaves. They smoke weed everyday, two wraps every Sunday morning and on Public holidays.
Celebrities › Re: Nengi Rocks Bikini In New Hot Pictures by macho44(m): 10:41pm On Jun 17, 2021
Sysdatek:
In all things
Get money first

Leave nyash
Because Las Las all YANSH go weak, come turn to matter wey dey get weight and occupy space, abi no be so?
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet TB Joshua Ministries Confirms His Death by macho44(m): 8:07am On Jun 06, 2021
FarahAideed:
RIP Sir ...Ikotun economy will miss U....I hope he didn't take that Vaccine sha
IKOTUN ECONOMY INDEED grin
Pets › Re: My Ram Died And I Roasted It For My Dogs (photos) by macho44(m): 6:46pm On May 05, 2021
andyblinks05:
Dem rugged pass foreign dogs
I believe you grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Suspected Lagos Robbers Kelechukwu, Godspower Busted With Stolen SUV by macho44(m): 7:53am On May 04, 2021
AtikuNetwork:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2021/05/01/suspected-lagos-robbers-kelechukwu-godspower-busted-with-stolen-suv/
grin grin grin grin grin Kelechukwu, a.k.a Tallest, very popular SMOKER for "Olakunle Field", Abaranje-Ikotun. Finally na motor u go thief angry angry angry angry
Na wa....

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