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aksat:
It is known worldwide that Date and time are based on the birth of Jesus christ. If you read acient history, you will see something like 200 years BC ( before christ) or like 1000 years AD ( after death). We are in 2009 years AD.

When Jesus was born, that is when they started counting the date. Jesus was born on the 25th of december and He was named on the First of January. seven days according to tradition which we are still using uptill now.

This aksat is quite a funny guy ooo! Beta not be fanatical about all these BC/AD stuff

Which calendar are you referring to sef, The Jewish calender, Augustus calender or the Gregorian calender?

When you read your history very well, you will knw that Jesus was not born on the 25th of December and was not even named on the 1st of jan either!

But like others said, let us just commemorate the date and move on.

Digging deep will just open somethings you might not like about the day sef!

From your assertion, she seems a good and homely lady, but the sex part, I think you need to have some patience with her and with GRADUAL DESENSITIZATION, she will overcome the fear of sex over time.

Just be patience and maybe visit a psychologist for some help.

Hope this help.

well, let me see,

NONE, if you can control the urge

If banks are opening branches all over,

why wont churches open too!, lol

In business you need more branches to make a good profit. PERIOD.

Churches now are business centres where u must pay to receive the miracle of Jesus.

No money no miracle in you life

go to a REPUTABLE GOVERNMENT/ PRIVATE hospital and register NOW,

antenatal starts immediately you confirm pregnancy

and the attending physician gives you appointment dates depending on the individual patient's history!!

The moral of these stories,

Whenever you see a Nigerian policeman

have it at the back of your mind you are dealing/ looking at the DEVIL itself

and act accordingly, otherwise, you are a goner.

If you allow a Nigerian policeman to kill you, God will even be angry with you, period!!!

@ poster

Lagos is a mega-city and any such city is expensive to live in, moreover, Lagos is not even an expensive place to live sef, just cut your coat according to your humble size, period

I honestly think this poster is quite ignorant of his posting and the writer is a persona-non grata, all his utterances do not connote his knowledge of policies and tax regimen in other mega-city.

I rest my case

How do you knw u have pnemonia?

Best thing to do is to go and see a doctor, period!!!

@ the seeker

until you come to terms that this Noah story is a myth,

you will just be conjuring up unwarranted explanation for incidents that never existed.

Dont dull yourself with this holy books (bible and quran) mythology and sometimes folklores!

this nairaland pple will not kill me with laugther oooo!!

LMAO,

But come to think of it, this is a very good question!!!

at your own risk!!!

you are a clown

how is this possible

lol,

@ poster

it is WORTH and not WHAT,

@ Abuzola

Islam is as wicked to women as Christianity is,

All religions on this planet are barbaric and intolerant of human beings generally

So do not play Holy glorifying Islam and denigrating Christianity!

For your information Christianity nowadays is better and less cruel than Islam, we all see it everyday anyway:

Have a look at this:

Women as sex object

The Quran in Sura (Chapter) 2:223 says:

Your women are a tilth for you (to cultivate) so go to your tilth as ye will, and send (good deeds) before you for your souls, and fear Allah, and know that ye will (one day) meet Him. Give glad tidings to believers, (O Muhammad)"

And now, people, you acquire certain rights over your wives, and they do you. The right you acquire over them is that they should not let someone you hate sleep in your beds, and not to commit a manifest obscenity [or adultery]. If they do [commit it], then God has given you permission to leave them alone in their beds and give them a beating, though not too hard. If they give over, they get their provision and clothing with kindness; I command you good-will for your wives, for they are your captives(1) that do not own anything of their own. You have taken them by the faithfulness of God, and made their sexual organs lawful for you by the words of God."Ibn Hisham, al-Sira al-nabawiyya (Cairo, 1963), 4:251.


Husbands are a degree above their wives.

The Quran in Sura 2:228 says:

. . . Wives have the same rights as the husbands have on them in accordance with the generally known principles. Of course, men are a degree above them in status . . .

Discrimination on inheritance.

The Quran in Sura 4:11 says:

"Allah chargeth you concerning (the provision for) your children: to the male the equivalent of the portion of two females, and if there be women more than two, then theirs is two-thirds of the inheritance, and if there be one (only) then the half. And to each of his parents a sixth of the inheritance, if he have a son; and if he have no son and his parents are his heirs, then to his mother appertaineth the third; and if he have brethren, then to his mother appertaineth the sixth, after any legacy he may have bequeathed, or debt (hath been paid). Your parents and your children: Ye know not which of them is nearer unto you in usefulness. It is an injunction from Allah. Lo! Allah is Knower, Wise."

A woman is half a man.

The Quran in Sura 2:282 says:

And let two men from among you bear witness to all such documents [contracts of loans without interest]. But if two men be not available, there should be one man and two women to bear witness so that if one of the women forgets (anything), the other may remind her. (Maududi, vol. 1, p. 205).

Women are dirt and menstruation is a disease and punishment

The Quran in Sura 5:6 says:

O ye who believe! When ye rise up for prayer, wash you faces, and your hands up to the elbows, and lightly rub your heads and (wash) your feet up to the ankles. And if ye are unclean, purify yourselves. And if ye are sick or on a journey, or one of you cometh from the closet, or ye have had contact with women, and ye find not water, then go to clean, high ground and rub your faces and your hands with some of it. Allah would not place a burden on you, but He would purify you and would perfect His grace upon you, that ye may give thanks.

Quran 2:222

They question thee (O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is an illness, so let women alone at such times and go not in unto them till they are cleansed. And when they have purified themselves, then go in unto them as Allah hath enjoined upon you. Truly Allah loveth those who turn unto Him, and loveth those who have a care for cleanness.

husband can accuse his wife of adultery with only one witness.

The Quran in Sura 24:6 says:

As for those who accuse their wives but have no witnesses except themselves; let the testimony of one of them be four testimonies, (swearing) by Allah that he is of those who speak the truth;

A man may be polygamous with up to four wives.

The Quran in Sura 4:3 says:

And if you be apprehensive that you will not be able to do justice to the orphans, you may marry two or three or four women whom you choose. But if you apprehend that you might not be able to do justice to them, then marry only one wife, or marry those who have fallen in your possession. (Maududi, vol. 1, p. 305)

A husband may simply get rid of one of his undesirable wives.

The Quran in Sura 4:129 says:

It is not within your power to be perfectly equitable in your treatment with all your wives, even if you wish to be so; therefore, [in order to satisfy the dictates of Divine Law] do not lean towards one wife so as to leave the other in a state of suspense.

Domestic violence and physical abuse against women.

The Quran in Sura 4:34 says:

4:34 . . . If you fear highhandedness from your wives, remind them [of the teaching of God], then ignore them when you go to bed, then hit them. If they obey you, you have no right to act against them. God is most high and great.

"If any of your women are guilty of lewdness, Take the evidence of four (Reliable) witnesses from amongst you against them; and if they testify, confine them to houses until death do claim them, or Allah ordain for them some (other) way." Qur'an 4:16

Pedophilia act against young girl.

The Quran in Sura 65:1, 4 says:

65:1 O Prophet, when you [and the believers] divorce women, divorce them for their prescribed waiting—period and count the waiting—period accurately . . . 4 And if you are in doubt about those of your women who have despaired of menstruation, (you should know that) their waiting period is three months, and the same applies to those who have not menstruated as yet. As for pregnant women, their period ends when they have delivered their burden.

Woman are an Evil Omen

Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar: I heard the Prophet saying. "Evil omen is in three things: The horse, the woman and the house."
Sahih Bukhari 4:52:110

Women are Toys

Omar [one of the Khalifs] was once talking when his wife interjected, so he said to her: 'You are a toy, if you are needed we will call you.'
Al-Musanaf Vol. 1 Part 2, p. 263

Women are Deficient in Intelligence

“Allah said, ‘It is My obligation to make Eve bleed once every month as she made this tree bleed. I must also make Eve stupid, although I created her intelligent.’ Because Allah afflicted Eve, all of the women of this world menstruate and are stupid.
Al-Tabari 1:280

The Prophet said, "Isn't the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?" The women said, "Yes." He said, "This is because of the deficiency of a woman's mind."
Sahih Bukhari 3:48:826

Woman are Possesions

‘Will Safiyah be one of the Prophet’s wives or just a lady captive and one of his possessions?’
Sahih Bukhari 5:59:524

Women are Generally Inferior

And it is for the women to act as they (the husbands) act by them, in all fairness; but the men are a step above them.
Qur'an 2:228


So you can see, no religion is "holier than thou" my friend!!

@ Abuzola

Islam is as wicked to women as Christianity is,

All religions on this planet are barbaric and intolerant of human beings generally

So do not play Holy glorifying Islam and denigrating Christianity!

For your information Christianity nowadays is better and less cruel than Islam, we all see it everyday anyway:

Have a look at this:

Women as sex object

The Quran in Sura (Chapter) 2:223 says:

Your women are a tilth for you (to cultivate) so go to your tilth as ye will, and send (good deeds) before you for your souls, and fear Allah, and know that ye will (one day) meet Him. Give glad tidings to believers, (O Muhammad)"

And now, people, you acquire certain rights over your wives, and they do you. The right you acquire over them is that they should not let someone you hate sleep in your beds, and not to commit a manifest obscenity [or adultery]. If they do [commit it], then God has given you permission to leave them alone in their beds and give them a beating, though not too hard. If they give over, they get their provision and clothing with kindness; I command you good-will for your wives, for they are your captives(1) that do not own anything of their own. You have taken them by the faithfulness of God, and made their sexual organs lawful for you by the words of God."Ibn Hisham, al-Sira al-nabawiyya (Cairo, 1963), 4:251.


Husbands are a degree above their wives.

The Quran in Sura 2:228 says:

. . . Wives have the same rights as the husbands have on them in accordance with the generally known principles. Of course, men are a degree above them in status . . .

Discrimination on inheritance.

The Quran in Sura 4:11 says:

"Allah chargeth you concerning (the provision for) your children: to the male the equivalent of the portion of two females, and if there be women more than two, then theirs is two-thirds of the inheritance, and if there be one (only) then the half. And to each of his parents a sixth of the inheritance, if he have a son; and if he have no son and his parents are his heirs, then to his mother appertaineth the third; and if he have brethren, then to his mother appertaineth the sixth, after any legacy he may have bequeathed, or debt (hath been paid). Your parents and your children: Ye know not which of them is nearer unto you in usefulness. It is an injunction from Allah. Lo! Allah is Knower, Wise."

A woman is half a man.

The Quran in Sura 2:282 says:

And let two men from among you bear witness to all such documents [contracts of loans without interest]. But if two men be not available, there should be one man and two women to bear witness so that if one of the women forgets (anything), the other may remind her. (Maududi, vol. 1, p. 205).

Women are dirt and menstruation is a disease

The Quran in Sura 5:6 says:

O ye who believe! When ye rise up for prayer, wash you faces, and your hands up to the elbows, and lightly rub your heads and (wash) your feet up to the ankles. And if ye are unclean, purify yourselves. And if ye are sick or on a journey, or one of you cometh from the closet, or ye have had contact with women, and ye find not water, then go to clean, high ground and rub your faces and your hands with some of it. Allah would not place a burden on you, but He would purify you and would perfect His grace upon you, that ye may give thanks.

Quran 2:222

They question thee (O Muhammad) concerning menstruation. Say: It is an illness, so let women alone at such times and go not in unto them till they are cleansed. And when they have purified themselves, then go in unto them as Allah hath enjoined upon you. Truly Allah loveth those who turn unto Him, and loveth those who have a care for cleanness.

husband can accuse his wife of adultery with only one witness.

The Quran in Sura 24:6 says:

As for those who accuse their wives but have no witnesses except themselves; let the testimony of one of them be four testimonies, (swearing) by Allah that he is of those who speak the truth;

A man may be polygamous with up to four wives.

The Quran in Sura 4:3 says:

And if you be apprehensive that you will not be able to do justice to the orphans, you may marry two or three or four women whom you choose. But if you apprehend that you might not be able to do justice to them, then marry only one wife, or marry those who have fallen in your possession. (Maududi, vol. 1, p. 305)

A husband may simply get rid of one of his undesirable wives.

The Quran in Sura 4:129 says:

It is not within your power to be perfectly equitable in your treatment with all your wives, even if you wish to be so; therefore, [in order to satisfy the dictates of Divine Law] do not lean towards one wife so as to leave the other in a state of suspense.

Domestic violence and physical abuse against women.

The Quran in Sura 4:34 says:

4:34 . . . If you fear highhandedness from your wives, remind them [of the teaching of God], then ignore them when you go to bed, then hit them. If they obey you, you have no right to act against them. God is most high and great.

"If any of your women are guilty of lewdness, Take the evidence of four (Reliable) witnesses from amongst you against them; and if they testify, confine them to houses until death do claim them, or Allah ordain for them some (other) way." Qur'an 4:16

Pedophilia act against young girl.

The Quran in Sura 65:1, 4 says:

65:1 O Prophet, when you [and the believers] divorce women, divorce them for their prescribed waiting—period and count the waiting—period accurately . . . 4 And if you are in doubt about those of your women who have despaired of menstruation, (you should know that) their waiting period is three months, and the same applies to those who have not menstruated as yet. As for pregnant women, their period ends when they have delivered their burden.

Woman are an Evil Omen

Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar: I heard the Prophet saying. "Evil omen is in three things: The horse, the woman and the house."
Sahih Bukhari 4:52:110

Women are Toys

Omar [one of the Khalifs] was once talking when his wife interjected, so he said to her: 'You are a toy, if you are needed we will call you.'
Al-Musanaf Vol. 1 Part 2, p. 263

Women are Deficient in Intelligence

“Allah said, ‘It is My obligation to make Eve bleed once every month as she made this tree bleed. I must also make Eve stupid, although I created her intelligent.’ Because Allah afflicted Eve, all of the women of this world menstruate and are stupid.
Al-Tabari 1:280

The Prophet said, "Isn't the witness of a woman equal to half of that of a man?" The women said, "Yes." He said, "This is because of the deficiency of a woman's mind."
Sahih Bukhari 3:48:826


So you can see, no religion is "holier than thou" my friend!!

Voluminous amount of junk!

you no get job abi?

they will do that themselves,

they both are not ready to listen to anybody not even God!

I believe there is heaven-not wht these religious pple promulgate though

but I do not believe there is hell for once!

God is not that bad to condemn pple to suffer forever

I know the hell stuff is used to make pple afraid and succumb to religion leaders

lol

what a quetn!!

Yes of course, why not?

the fanatic, either xtians or muslims, will tell you no.

but dont believe them because nobody has die and come to tell us

the criteria for the Judgment day!!

go and talk to this sport guy on LTV, forgot his name, the guy fit help you and your guy

or else your guys go just be like Philip Osondu

, and so what?
What is the meaning and purpose of this post Mr poster?
Do you not knw that "man must eat?"

what world is ending? when?

The bible has said this since like 2000 years ago and nothing don happen!

If it does happen, which it will-sometime i do not know, only God knws!

It is neither a disease nor self induced!!!

I drink and dont feel anyway like above.

It all depends on how you take to it.

Do you realise that so many things in life could be a disease or self induction too aprt from alcohol.

The key is moderation, even sex, eating (normal food), etc. Everything in life should be in moderation.

NA DRAW NO GO WASTE MONEY ON TOP BET

I DON TELL U !!!

let's begin bros!!

money, thou love is rebuked although i like you so much, !

nobody knows who is going to hell or not

anybody that says to the contrary is just been fanatic about christianity.

Only the person wey create heaven sabi who he go allow enter!!