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Family / Re: My Husband Asks For Cloth I Use To Clean Up After Sex – Wife Tells Court by MadCow1: 2:40pm On Sep 20, 2019 |
Ehen? She should give it to him jor.. What kind of mumu talk be this one? |
Crime / Re: Newborn Baby Found Dead In Owerri, Dumped In A Carton (Graphic Photo) by MadCow1: 2:35pm On Sep 20, 2019 |
Owerri People. Falling Igbo people hand since 1952 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Meeting His Parents For The First Time: How To Win Their Heart Easily by MadCow1: 11:48pm On Sep 18, 2019 |
pharrell8: Easiet.. Just turn up like Igwe Tupac in a 2019 Range Rover.. From the street to her house, start spraying money. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Meeting His Parents For The First Time: How To Win Their Heart Easily by MadCow1: 11:27pm On Sep 18, 2019 |
Easy... Step 1.. Be a suck up and kiss his mothers ass deeply. Step 2. Go to the parents room, pack all their dorty clothes, wash, starch, iron and fold them and stack them by colour and design. Step 3. No make-up.. You don't want to show your olosho side too early.. Step 4.. No Phonetics (translation in pidgin, no speak fuuné) Step 5.. If they serve you any food, don't finish all the food. Remain some. You don't want to appear like you are from a hungry background. After tou finish eating, clear and wash your plate and clean the kitchen. Thats a sign of good home training. Step 6.. Any name his mother calls your Man is what you must call him in her presence. Don't go and call a Man wey she don suffer train, breastfeed for 3 years "Baby".. Thays insulting to his mom. Step 7. Natural hair.. No Attachment. You want to appear like a church girl. If you must, tie head tie. Step 8. Wear native.. So you can appear like a traditional girl. Do this and you will win their heart. If tou do all these and it still doesn't work, just stand up, look both parents in the face and say Your Pikin don already give me 4 months Belle and he must marry me and walk out. Dont thank me, thank God. 74 Likes 8 Shares |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Valencia: UCL (0 - 1) On 17th September 2019 by MadCow1: 10:43pm On Sep 17, 2019 |
Luciius: You say wetin? |
Religion / Re: Ifeoluwa Dolapo Abortion, Death: Biodun Fatoyinbo - Pelumi Olajengbesi Petitions by MadCow1: 5:53pm On Sep 17, 2019 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Valencia: UCL (0 - 1) On 17th September 2019 by MadCow1: 5:49pm On Sep 17, 2019 |
Nairabet tip of the day.. Chelsea to lose 1:3 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Ifeoma Okeke Slams People Body-Shaming Her (Photos) by MadCow1: 9:41am On Sep 17, 2019 |
Able God.. Everywhere stew with lots of Tozo. 1 Like |
Education / Re: What You Must Consider Before You Choose A Course To Study by MadCow1: 9:38am On Sep 17, 2019 |
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Education / Re: What You Must Consider Before You Choose A Course To Study by MadCow1: 8:22am On Sep 14, 2019 |
The only thing to consider is if you have money to finish school. Everything else after that na connection. Bolaji wey read Animal Husbandry now na manager for Mobil. 10 Likes |
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 13 Yahoo Boys In Another Clamp Down In Enugu (Photos) by MadCow1: 7:02pm On Sep 10, 2019 |
They will be out free in a few months. This one is just for show and tell. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Imo: Cows, herdsmen invade FUTO by MadCow1: 7:02pm On Sep 10, 2019 |
post=82105470: Your opinion is actually moot as the Laws are clear on the matter. The Federal Government can't take State Lands without their consent as per the Land Use Act. So for RUGA to go to any State, the State Government must buy into the program. Now I agree that no State should feel bad when the states that agree to participate in RUGA start ripping the supposed divideneds, but the FG can't just take money out of the Federal coffers to go and fund State projects just like that. So all States are free to set up a RUGA or not and fund same ser up from State coffers. Thats the simple ABC of the matter. The FG can't afford to tamper with the Land use Act as that is what gives them right over all the oil fields in Nigeria. Thats the reason why RUGA didn't work. The LAW. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Enugu Governor’s Wife’s Scholarship Beneficiaries Offer Thanksgiving by MadCow1: 6:46pm On Sep 10, 2019 |
More showmanship style of governing. Line them up, show them recieving the gifts, photograph it and put it out there so all can see that we did it. This isn't what I expect from government. |
Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye: Witchcraft Made Me Go Into Production Of Christian Movies by MadCow1: 7:07pm On Aug 29, 2019 |
ornicus: On God Bro.. |
Sports / Re: Van Dijk Beats Messi & CR7 To UEFA Men's Player Of The Year by MadCow1: 6:50pm On Aug 29, 2019 |
Last Season, VVD was the most expensive defender in the league.. He won the UEFA Champions League, came second in the Premier League, came second in the UEFA Nations League, won the UEFA defender of the year, UEFA player of the year and Premier league player of the year.. Harry Maguire costs more than VVD.. So United will win the Premier League, Champions League, UEFA Nations League and All the player of the year trophy. Thanks 29 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Vigilantes Rob Hostel, kill OOU Student, Dump His Body Inside River (Photo) by MadCow1: 4:47pm On Aug 29, 2019 |
This one na real wah.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Buhari Has Judiciary, National Assembly In His Armpit, Pocket – Buba Galadima by MadCow1: 2:35pm On Aug 29, 2019 |
I thought you people said he was a DULLARD.. Even Atikulate and Sowore wey win election on Social Media still never recover from wetin Borno and the Kardashian States do dem. SAI BABA BOOOO... #WeDieHere. 16 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye: Witchcraft Made Me Go Into Production Of Christian Movies by MadCow1: 2:32pm On Aug 29, 2019 |
Chrisbeks: Na poor people dey get witchcraft problems.. Make money and see if you go get any winch problem. 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye: Witchcraft Made Me Go Into Production Of Christian Movies by MadCow1: 2:31pm On Aug 29, 2019 |
Crime / Re: Ibrahim Dankwambo Escapes Being Kidnapped Along Abuja-Kaduna Highway by MadCow1: 3:22pm On Aug 28, 2019 |
Kidnappers luckily avoid bad market on Abuja - Lagos Road. Kidnappers wey kidnap ex-Governor will be caught within 48 hours. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Religion / Re: Mike Bamiloye: Witchcraft Made Me Go Into Production Of Christian Movies by MadCow1: 3:21pm On Aug 28, 2019 |
Witches are not real... Yes, I said it. 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Car Talk / Re: You Are Ruining Your Car If You Are Guilty Of Any Of The Following by MadCow1: 1:56pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
The Government already ruined all cars by not tarring our roads.. Thanks for sharing though. Pass this message on to 10 people or the brainbox of your car will be stolen. 28 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels, Others Speak At Human Trafficking Event (Photos) by MadCow1: 1:53pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Traffic where? |
Sports / Re: Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City more likely to draw Atletico Madrid in UCL by MadCow1: 1:52pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
And so what? 1 Like 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Dangote Truck Runs Into Primero Bus Stop Along Ikorodu Road (Photos, Video) by MadCow1: 1:41pm On Aug 27, 2019 |
Sad Blame the licensing agencies for the lax process we go through to get licensed in Nigeria. The last time I went to get the new license, we were made to do a written test on paper. Whilst I was doing mine on my own, I saw many VIO officers writing the tests for other people. Then instead of carrying out a road test as the new process requires, they made me buy a Driving school certificate from them. So what we end up with on our roads are drivers who know how to move a vehicle but are either ignorant or dont care about the road rules. Then comes the Government who in 2019 would build a new road and not put markings on them. I wonder if the think markings on the road are to beautify the road. This is why many drivers don't maintain lanes and change lanes without signalling. Next are the traffic enfocrment police or lack thereof. It in Nigeria that you can overtake a police vehicle at 120km/h on an 80km/hr road and its cool. Even Ghana Police have speed enforcement officers with speed guns. In Nigeria, every day you drive out and come back alive is a miracle. 20 Likes 4 Shares |
Politics / Re: “No Law Requires Me To Produce My Certificate” - Buhari To Tribunal by MadCow1: 6:37pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
Jayslicky: Oga show us thw law that requires him to do so.. I laugh when people dey carry thw sertificate matter for head forgetting say the people wey write our laws that year, most no get certificate. |
Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Edward Okechukwu, APC Vice Chairman In Rivers State (Graphic Photo) by MadCow1: 2:23pm On Aug 21, 2019 |
Wike weldone o 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: How Do I Approach A Widow? by MadCow1: 1:46pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
phidipe: Dressed in Black holding a wreath.. |
Politics / Re: 5 RCCG Pastors Kidnapped – Adeboye Reveals by MadCow1: 4:04pm On Aug 02, 2019 |
HeWrites: Oga Pastor.. You can either pray for their release or go and give the Boys your own Tithe and Offerings.. Boys are not smiling with anybody. 4 Likes |
Travel / Re: Lady In Tears As Bolt Driver Kicks Her Out Over Her Accent (Video) by MadCow1: 10:19am On Aug 02, 2019 |
Crime / Re: Police Arrest 'One Chance' Robbers In Anambra, Recover N400k (Photos) by MadCow1: 10:47am On Aug 01, 2019 |
These ones should be used for sacrifice to the Gods.. No need to waste tax payers money trying and jailing them. |
Crime / Re: University Of Benin Student Jumps From Last Floor, Dies Instantly (Graphic Pix) by MadCow1: 4:30am On Jul 15, 2019 |
UNIBEN and witchcraft... Be like White rice and stew. |
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