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Politics / Re: Presidential Guards Attack Bandits' Camps Terrorising Abuja (Pictures) by Maddestdp(m): 8:12am On Aug 01, 2022
Got there after they already left. Sabotage at the highest level of government.
Politics / Re: Buhari: I’ll Finally Crush And Defeat Terrorists Before I Leave In 2023 by Maddestdp(m): 6:12am On Jul 26, 2022
Should I say Good for Muazu or sympathise with him. He was PDP chairman and part of those who sabotage the reelection of GEJ for their fellow northerner(PMB). Now, the PMB change they all supported has don this to them all.
GEJ’s curse that we will miss him truly stick on this nation

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Romance / Do You Know! Onions Is A Secret To Boost Libido In Men by Maddestdp(m): 6:28pm On Jul 18, 2022
Onions are a spice in your food and in your bed. Who cooks a real meal without involving onions, right?


As it turns out, onions have hidden benefits in improving your sex life.

The antioxidants present in onions help to improve a man’s sperm count naturally.

A weak immune system can make you weak and your game slow in bed.

But eating onions can help you overcome the problem.

Eat them raw or blend it as an onion juice you can make a healthy drink with onion.

Boil two or three onions in half a litre of water and drink it either in the morning or at night, just before the big act, to get a spice of energy.

So, now you have more reasons to add more onions to your daily diet, not just to add flavour but to be an active player in bed too.

You will thank me later, comrades.

Romance / Re: Girls Are Sexually Unattractive When They Poop. by Maddestdp(m): 12:54pm On Jul 18, 2022
ReluctantAdult:


Not planning to get married but if I ever cohabit with a woman, she'd have her own room to herself and her business, and only meet me when she's all primmed and trimmed.
Everything you said here isn't what the prophet (PBUH) taught us. We must all get married and under no circumstance must a husband and wife sleep in separate rooms except divorced.
Romance / Re: BAD THOUGHTS!! How Do I Stop Thinking Another Guy Is F*cking My Babe? by Maddestdp(m): 12:12pm On Jul 18, 2022
EmiDon11:
i'm in the north buddy.,
But i'm not a northener o
I wont move further anyway.,
Have a nice day
THANK YOU!
Ansaru and Ado Aleiro coming your way soon
Romance / Re: BAD THOUGHTS!! How Do I Stop Thinking Another Guy Is F*cking My Babe? by Maddestdp(m): 12:04pm On Jul 18, 2022
EmiDon11:
Just accept the fact that another man is fvcking ur bae.,
Btw, u sure say dis girl wey i go lash by 5:30 PM today no be ur babe?
she slim,fair small, she too dey wear red bra and black p*nt.
she no too tall like that.,
anyway anywhere wey ur girl wan go by 5:30 PM today, dont stop her, i repeat dont stop her o.
She is based in the North. Except if you are in the North will this info be true
Romance / BAD THOUGHTS!! How Do I Stop Thinking Another Guy Is F*cking My Babe? by Maddestdp(m): 11:44am On Jul 18, 2022
Hello Guys,
I am starting to think I am going crazy cause this intrusive thoughts keep affecting my day.

My first serious relationship was of pure love but she broke my trust, she is always flirting with other guys and gives them more attention than I. We were far away but whenever we meet, I see crazy stuffs on her phone. I do randomly use fake whats app and Facebook to chat her but she always fail. We broke up when I suspected her coz she went out with her guy giving excuse that I was far away and we later broke up even though she always claim not having sex with them except just a kiss (mistake). I never trusted her again till I broke up. She later said Her heart knows where her Love lies, I should trust her but I can't coz every though of different sex position was in my head with another guy. We dated for 6 years (on and off). I invested alot in her and her family, took her home to my parents and knew hers but the trust was down.
Back to the main issue below

I have this bad habit of always imagining scenarios of my baby boo cheating on me with another guy.

Infact I think I am the only guy in the world with this bad habit.

I always think whenever my woman is not with me she is cheating. Could be her ex. Could be a guy she just met. Anybody at all.
I will be doing something productive then next thing I am thinking my girlfriend is giving one guy head, or the guy is giving her serious doggy.

This thing is affecting me badly and I need help.

Am I the only person with such thoughts?

Guys,

How Do I Stop Thinking Another Guy Is F*cking My Babe?
Let’s hear from you all

Drop your comment


Ps: not just this present relationship but all of my past relationships too. Same thoughts always ring and makes me suspicious and will lead to unnecessary misunderstanding that will crash the relationship. I don't want this present one to crash again (It's just about 2 months old)

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Celebrities / Re: Portable To Davido: The $3k You Dash Me Then, I Shared It With Poco Lee & Others by Maddestdp(m): 11:09pm On Jul 16, 2022
No one even asked him all these ibaka things. David pass you and doesn't have his time. Not everyone will stoop to his wayray level to reply him. Replying him is giving him relevance. It's a matter of months and he fade away. After Zazu, which other of his songs does people know or trend well again. No sensible artiste will feature him except upcoming artistes like him
Romance / Re: She Said I Shouldn't Use Condom If I Lover Her. by Maddestdp(m): 11:47am On Jul 16, 2022
Even if pregnancy isn't involved. STD/STI is real. Be careful if she isn't your wife yet

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Politics / Re: Three APC Governors To Meet Wike In Port Harcourt by Maddestdp(m): 8:48pm On Jul 08, 2022
You understand the game. Goodluck style in 2015. Many northerners didnt leave pdp but work against the party for Buhari
LegendHero:


Wike will not leave PDP to APC.

He will be in PDP and win River state governor, and other internal politics but work for APC in the presidential election by making sure the party get at least 30%. That’s enough.

You can be a PDP governor in your state and work for another party in the federal. The SW region successfully did that in 2011 for Jonathan.

Tinubu is a thoroughbred politician. Don’t underrate his negotiating power. Again never underrate that man ability to build coalition.

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Politics / Re: South-East APC Demands Senate Presidency, SGF From Tinubu by Maddestdp(m): 10:11am On Jul 03, 2022
OUK played Lawan to make sure he lost that seat of SP. His eyes has been on that seat for long. I saw this game long before now. His support for Lawan was to make sure he doesn't become a challenge for him to become SP. SE will definitely be SP in person of OUK.

I LOVE THE GAME IN POLITICS
Business / Re: How Can I Retrieve Funds I Saved In A "Safe-Lock" Account? by Maddestdp(m): 5:02pm On Jul 02, 2022
On opay, there are better ways than safe lock that will pay you well. I use owealth and I can access my money from there anytime. No setting of date. The higher the money. The higher the interest.

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Politics / Re: Terrorists Kidnap DPO On His Way To Resume Duty In Birnin Gwari, Kaduna by Maddestdp(m): 7:00am On Jun 28, 2022
666Advocate:
What Nigeria needs is disintegration.

Ijaw Republic
Biafra
Oduduwa etc.
And you think we will all achieve if we are divided. I will never support disintegration. 1 Nigeria ��
Education / Re: FSB 2022 Scholarship Exam by Maddestdp(m): 4:50am On Jun 21, 2022
Please, all I need is to be in the loop on the examination date.
I will be grateful. I have already followed the topic also.
Thanks
Politics / Re: 20 Million PVCs Unclaimed, INEC Laments Low Turnout by Maddestdp(m): 6:55am On Jun 02, 2022
I am 100.00% sure most of the people shouting PO are in these categories. They will be shocked its not by social media rants and online polls
Politics / Re: Full List Of Prominent Politicians Whose Children Secured APC, PDP Tickets by Maddestdp(m): 6:41am On May 31, 2022
sirjoggy:
The best option for we average youth is to japa
I don't align in your line of thought. Cutting the head isn't the cure to headache
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Kaduna Hook Up by Maddestdp(m): 9:02pm On May 17, 2022
Where person for dey get correct hook up girl for this town to carry overnight? I am a stranger in Kaduna and I stay at Abubakar Kigo road
Career / Re: What Investment Can I Start Up With 500k As I Just Lost My Job by Maddestdp(m): 3:32pm On May 11, 2022
I will advise you to do a business. I just got some funds too. I want to use it to start a computer business centre (printing, photocopy, online registration etc). And with everything I would spend like 400k on shop, machines etc. After much consultations with people in the business. I was made to understand that it's very lucrative especially in a school area or very business area. I just got a space in kadpoly to start mine. You will be your own boss and daily income is definitely sure
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by Maddestdp(m): 2:30pm On May 09, 2022
dontrulee:
Girls are expert in lying ehn.... They can lie and swear with their lives that it's the truth. I don't believe anyone with the words of their mouth, their actions speaks louder in my ears. I don't even care if my girl is cheating or not, that's her choice. I have many as replacements, so am not bothered. grin grin
You didn't lie about that. The best of liars among them doesn't even know how to lie with their lies
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by Maddestdp(m): 2:27pm On May 09, 2022
When my own I just break up with told me that even if she is dating other guys or going out with them. Her stupid heart knows where it belongs. Na me go con dey chop remnants food. That no matter what she does, I should always trust her and not react to everything. You dey cheat still dey give excuse. That's the end between us since a month ago now. I no call to beg neither did she. I was vindicated. Apply wisdom guy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy For Computer Operator by Maddestdp(m): 9:54am On Apr 30, 2022
We are looking for a talented computer operator to monitor and control our computer systems. As a computer operator, you will be responsible for handling the operation and maintenance of our computer systems, collaborating with the IT team, printing, photocopy, online registration, performing routine maintenance, and maintaining equipment inventories.

Company Name: Leading Computer Services

Job Title: Computer Operator

Job Type: Full-Time

Career Level: Junior

Application Deadline: July 30,2022

Location: KASU Market (Kaduna)

Minimum Qualification Requirements: SSCE/OND

Minimum Experience: less than 1 year

Salary: Below N20,000


Responsibilities
(i) Identifying and correcting file and system errors
(ii) Performing backup procedures to reduce the risk of data loss
(iii) Maintaining computer equipment and inventory and organizing repairs as needed
(iv) Collaborating with Programmers and Systems Analysts to coordinate testing environments and resolve system problems
(v) Maintaining and managing processing logs and running procedures manuals
(vi) Answering questions and troubleshooting problems for users
(vii) Performing data processing operations according to a business production schedule


Requirements & Skills
(i) Good customer relationship
(ii) Familiar with computer software and hardware
(iii) Good communication (English, Hausa is an added advantage )
(iv) Must be punctual and polite
(v) Reporting, documentation, and problem-solving skill
(iv) Productivity and Confidentiality


Send your CV/Cover letter to jackyulaw@gmail.com with the job title as subject

Call 09157283435 for more info


*NB: an applicant who stays close to KASU has an added advantage.

Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Get Past The Worries Of Your Twenties? by Maddestdp(m): 9:35am On Apr 30, 2022
Solofresh2:
Am in my early 20s and am the bread winner of my family at the moment.I send myself to school, I sponsor my younger brother in secondary school,I send money to my mom monthly,I bought a land already.Am schooling and working presently
Determination and discipline is the key.
I know one day, I will get the be life I have always dreamed about.So help me God
I want to believe you are staying or from the north (Kaduna to be precise )
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop This Girl From Coming To My House by Maddestdp(m): 9:13am On Apr 30, 2022
if I am not mistaken. This is in Kaduna right.
Solofresh2:
There is course mate of mine. We were close friends in school. So there is this day she followed me to my home (because I don't live in the hostel, I rented an apartment outside), I was so hungry so she decided to cook for me. After we finished eating, one thing led to the other and we had sex. This girl is in her early twenties just like me.

Since that day, she never lets me rest. We have been having sex and she told me she has a boyfriend. She comes to my house and we always end up having sex all the time. I have told her enough is enough but she keeps coming. I use protection though.

I blamed myself for letting her know my place
How can I discard this girl totally because as long as she comes, I will keep sleeping with her.
Phones / Re: How Do I Check To Know All The Numbers Registered With My NIN by Maddestdp(m): 7:31pm On Apr 13, 2022
Op, just go App store or play store to download the NIMC app. Login and set up. There is a place you will see link device. That's where all you linked line is and you can also add from there. Maximum of 7 numbers. See screenshots
booblacain:
getting to hear that some unscrupulous agents are using people's NIN to register others, I think it is important to confirm all the numbers that are really registered under my NIN.

I just don't know how to go about this.

Airtel says I should dial *XYZ#. I have no idea how to dial that. I have googled for a solution and found none.

Please help me out if you know how to check it. Thanks.
Politics / Re: Buhari: I won't mention the name of my Preferred Successor, he may Be Eliminated by Maddestdp(m): 8:49pm On Jan 05, 2022
[the name is Nuhu Ribado..

Save this reply bro. A fulani friend told me since 2016.
quote author=BigSarah post=109113793] sad That means none of the names we're hearing is buhari preferred successor...

A successor that Can be easily eliminated

Obviously not anyone currently holding office and with a huge security detail[/quote]
Properties / Re: My Experience With A Landlord In Ibadan by Maddestdp(m): 12:30pm On Dec 24, 2021
You are lucky. No matter what you do. In my own neighbourhood. No one must put on generator after 10pm. It's a law. Most yahoo boys are forced to live here and we don't even want them here. Since then, no more attacks of boys

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Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Pays December Salary Today, 17th by Maddestdp(m): 6:39am On Dec 18, 2021
Pierocash:
Nothing like good news here. Hope he pays January salary on the 15th too because this money won't survive most of them till January ending
seyi do pay 13 month. Another alert will enter end of December

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Romance / Re: Is Two Months Too Short To Start Asking For Sex In A Relationship? by Maddestdp(m): 5:26am On Nov 20, 2021
Before i can advise you based on experience.
I have few questions

1. Is she a lagosian (island babe)?
2. Is she the type that dye her hair or make hair?
3. Is she the type that run her own business? and
4. Is she an over 30 or under 30 babe?


Answer all these and i will give you the perfect and honest answer asper experience.

Stay safe✌️
Phone/Internet Market / Samsung Galaxy S6 For Sale (UK Used) by Maddestdp(m): 3:37pm On Nov 18, 2021
Uk used Samsung galaxy S6

No defects
Just landed from container
Location: Ibadan (can be shipped to any location using HOR logistics with tracking number or by buyer's shipping method)


Price: 65k (negotiable)


Contact: check my signature

Phones / Re: Phone Of 70k Needed by Maddestdp(m): 3:20pm On Nov 18, 2021
I have a neat UK used Samsung galaxy S6. I can ship to your location with HOR logistics and you get it in 2 days max with tracking number.

Number available on request or check my signature
Price: 65k (negotiable)

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