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When you see a man that's crazy about yellow ladies, pity him.
His downfall is by the corner.

Guestlander:
You can make a good living from fiction writing. The next Stephen King, don’t waste your talent.

Thank you so much.
I'm actually a copywriter and a good book reader.

There are levels to existence.

The earth is not the only habitable place or where beings or souls tread on.
To the skeptical mind, your belief or unbelief can't stop certain inexplicable occurrences from existing.
Primarily, our notion to believe in something isn't a function of stupidity, nay religiosity....it is an unconscious placement of premium choice which only reaffirms the essence of our being.

Years ago as a student, i had encountered a being which, anytime i look back, i must say ought to be a ghost.
I lived in this hostel with a distant river in its backyards.
We all had our morning baths there when the hostel taps ran dry.
On this early morning, i went down there to bath.
Actually, we were two.
On our way back up its gentle slope, in the horizon we saw an old woman with a single stick stacked on her head.
We noticed her face was shrouded with the morning mist and as she walked downhill, no sound came off her trodden path.
As she passed us, we greeted her but she moved on with no response.
To this, we remarked coldly and in a step or two, we turned to check her out.
As we turned around, to our chagrin; a woman who had just passed us was now more than two miles away from us.
As we stared on in unbelief, her quivering frame which now stood motionless down the river banks made to turn around in our direction.
We couldn't wait for that but broke off in a maddening run for our lives, for safety and a place far away from those desolate, accursed river paths.
This was at the college of education, Akamkpa in the year, 1994; shortly before i transitioned to Unical as a freshman in 1995.

Very simple if you read a fair deal of the American history which anyone can access with the spur of the mobile phone.

Knowledge is automatic in this age.

Equally automatic is the millennial penchant for misplacement of values.

TheAviator:
Bali didn't participate much in the WAI campaigns (openly). Bali didn't do anything during the AFRC proceedings and press conferences of the 80s that put fear in Nigerian homes. The only notable press conferences Bali did during his stint as Chairman, Joint Chiefs, were the announcements that followed the "Vatsa coup". Bali was a quiet and gentle but influential officer, not one that put fear in homes of Nigerians.

Clearly, you lack the depth to fathom what i mean.

I'm talking about his stern disposition, you simp.

Where is Ned Nwoko?

TheAviator:
I beg to differ sir. Bali was not that kind of General. He was a respected gentleman officer. Bali never put fear into Nigerian homes. It seems you mistook him for another officer.

It depends on what you understood by "put fear" in the context i used it.
And, i don't know if your lived the 80s and witnessed AFRC proceedings and press conferences, especially during the WAI campaigns...you will understand better what i mean, then.
Some men led by body language.
Bali was such.

By his mere presence, this man put fear into a great many Nigerian homes in the 80s.

But IBB dem saw through him.
That's why IBB messed with him towards the end of his regime.

yrex01:
u dey watch match at all. Westham bawo. Seriously na bet dey make most of u dey watch ball.

They can still win arsenal.

You can't bet against that with your last kobo.

Na this kain small, unknown teams Arsenal dey use shine.

Next week, West Ham will trash them at Emirates.

For the first time, I've come across a really interesting, captivating and creative story line here, not those snake stuff and aboki stories.

The ending did it.

Guy, you're a good creative writer.
Keep it up.

Osaze needn't apologize at all.

I didn't follow this matter when it happened.

Clearly, one can't argue with an illiterate.
You will lose even if you're right.

Psquare brothers are good musicians etc.
But, dem get gutter mentality.

Afonja go begin call am Igbo.

Abeg no be Igbo o.

Edo na edo.

Edo no be Ibo and Edo no be Lagos.

See as Gani Adams come fat like catfish.

He don chop all the ewedu and ogufe wey dey Afonja land finish since 2001.

DamZik:
[s][/s]No wonder your moniker is mad.june. I pity your father and mother.

You got no reasons to drag any other name besides mine in criticism or condemnation, you ignoble idiot.

If i go headlong with you; you can't withstand my fury nor intellect.
Any little thing, most of you resort to abuse and insults and sorts without due processed thinking...

Seyzcham91:
weldone! and you that has many Training certificate

Eludicate more on "processed thought"

teach me and reno cuz i'm always open to more ideas and knowledge

Strangely, i got more than 6 mentions because of my reaction.
Some obviously and typically aggressive, and point blank rude; baselessly.
Yours came partly rude but since you're a seeker of knowledge, i will indulge you.
It's actually called "Processed thought to finish."

Give me some time. I'm at work now and will give you a treat when I'm done.

Reno needs to undergo some training.

There's something called Processed thought.

Reno lacks it.

Nigerians need to get a life.

This sh.t doesn't and won't work.

What came out of the Oputa panel probe? Nothing.
So, what should make anyone believe anything will come out of this?

Time no dey.

Nigeria has long expired and its citizens don't know it.

They should question Pretty Mike.

Two bank accounts.

So many men have their life savings trapped there.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright...


The guy nor smart....he for put hand for street
Most of our male celebrities na street dey pay them well
Them just dey hide under celebrity whatsoever

Na street them dey do
If you be celebrity and you put hand for street matter
Before you know it every where go just make sense for you
Huzzle go pay you shaperly

Abeg which one is street?

Do you mean Olosho work or thief thief?
Are these legit in your eyes?

Loyal customers.

All these girls wey no dey brush mouth.

Carry make up full everywhere....i'm happy guys are wiser when choosing wives.

Yes, it's harder than passing through the eye of the needle.

Especially when you're in Nigeria, and you're trapped to chose from Nigerian girls.

Pls how's this news?

I don't know who edits NL news or is it that any person can pay you guys to post his private matter?

Pls, you can also tell us when they go to bed and when they wake up.

This is the kind of story you'd hear out of Delta/Edo axis.

Edo by air. Lol.

Anyway, what's the name of the movie?

This is very good for the average Nigerian man that believes in scam as a way of life.

Karma is coming home to reap its harvest in his home through these girls.

Staged fight.

Boring to an 8th round draw.
I won't see another Tyson match.
Niggar just made 10million dollars for this draw.

Man United would be crushed.

My advice to you is, don't do it.

Now, give me her number, let me advise her.

Liposure:
i remember this one. One of the first movies i watch during childhood. Husband and wife always having issues. I remembered the part the wife pushed the husband to unconsciousness. that woman can cry for africa.

I think that's a different movie.

Here, Keppy was a banker, alongside Fred Amata.
He was later sidetracked by colleagues at the office and came into hard times.
His colleagues deserted him and he and his wife, Ameze had to weather the storm through thick and thin.
Selling all they owned to poverty....till a glimmer of hope shone in the horizon.

It was a classic, i tell you.