₦airaland Forum

Only God can help you.

There's always blood letting and sucking on this bridge every December.

I remember narrowly escaping one that burned hundreds of lives in 2009.

CANDYDADDY:
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it undeniable, indisputable and indubitable that don Jazzy had used his manhood in exchange of prosperousness

The right word is prosperity.

How old are you?

Women are attracted to bold, intelligent, fearless men.
Having money on top is a plus.

Women don't respect weak, fearful guys much.
They may admire you if you're handsome and weak but in time, they will use mouth finish you at home.

This girl no get sense at all.

It doesn't take a detective to know how this went down.

A person who just got raped usually cries for justice, and not money.
The way this girl is fighting for the money just shows na olosho work she do and got scammed.

Ojemedad:
Mr marriage adviser

That's a damn good advice for any sane person.

Unless you're a pervert like Mr Alaska Obi.

Tannhauser:


Depends on what you are selling bro. Know lots of guys there currently balling...and they have nothing to do with oil and gas

What are they selling?
Palm oil?

There's no money in Akwa ibom.

I don't understand how they celebrate anything on empty stomachs.

He probably crossed some wrong niggas.

One irony is, he still has his wrist watch on his arm and it's most likely still ticking, unaware it's wearer is gone.

Life goes on.

blessed2share:
I doubt it sir. This one is most likely a geologist, engineer or something similar. He worked with Gulf/Chevron.

Oya call the daughter and ask her.

Dr Omotayo.

Owner of Omotayo hospital, off toyin street, Lagos.
I remember my stint at the place years ago.

Back up plan is

Hustle and pray.

Hustle and pray to leave Nigeria.

Outside Nigeria, hustle and pray and work hard and smart.

This was same project that got Bola Ige killed.

OBJ made him the Minister of Power in 99 and he contacted young gurus from Germany who came to Naija, evaluated the Nigerian location and wondered why we don't have constant light supply from the sun which was too much.
ige was ecstatic and commissioned them to start work.
It was the evil generator suppliers in OBJ govt that snuffed him out.

I don't know why I've this joy anytime Arsenal loses.

It only confirms my conviction that the club should be banned.

I like eating in the kitchen.

I mean, i don't like dining tables in the living room.

It's been so ever since i was a kid. Don't know if I'm the only one with such fancy.

Poverty isn't the only factor.

To marry a Nigerian girl is like accepting a letter bomb from Buhari.

knowhowk:
. Really...Madjune get ready to cry because Joshua will knock This Kuburatu out...

You wanna bet?

WILLuKPquiet:
Funny

What you make of it depends on how it gets to you.

I don't think it's funny. Neither then nor now.
Close encounters with the unnatural are not things to be deemed funny because your life comes close to thresholds that could sway whither you journey hence forth., save for divined prayers.

Do you repeat the same clothes without washing?

Do you shave your armpit
Regularly?

Do you skip bathing at night before bedtime?

Do you allow daytime/hustle sweat to dry on you?

If you fail in any of these; overtime you will likely have body odour.

It's unfortunate there was no social media when i served.

I bought a lot for young school girls then.

internationalman:
That's everyone's dream..

But it's to secure Visa..

The boy's uncle in American convinced the lady to come to Nigeria to marry his nephew for an agreed fee that's to be paid to the lady.

They will file for a divorce once the guy gets there...

You guys talk too much.
This is the sort of talk that further enriches the stereotype around the Nigerian in the diaspora.

He has a car and the wife also has a car.

Maybe, the car gift is actually for their unborn baby or househelp.

Martinez39s:
Yeah, I understand. Blissful ignorance is than harsh truth.

Maturity ko, maturity ni. There is no maturity here. Just the willingness on your part to live in a fool's paradise and partake in blissful ignorance instead of embracing the harsh truth. You are the simp in the plantation who can never be saved.

Na people like you fit kill woman over infidelity.

I'd rather walk.

authority2006:
Simp

A woman who wants to cheat will always cheat.

You can't use open eye on that.

My wife's phone has always had a lock system through our early days, and when I questioned her, she said, "If you know us well, you can unlock it."

And she leaves the phone carelessly in my care around the house til this day I chose to play with it.

Lo and behold, the codes were my date of birth in numbers.
As I turned round, she simply gave me that childish grin and waltzed into the next room.
Sometimes, women can be plain devious with these things, other times, downright teasing or playfully mischievous.
It all depends on who you're with.

Where is Kaffy?

What a performing governor.

Under 24hrs he has reconciled the couple. Wow.

Maybe, this is how fast he reconciles his state's budget.

Make Cuppy get ready to cry because this guy will knock Joshua out.

clarocuzioo:
The guy shouldn't have beaten her. I condemn domestic violence in it's entirety.


There's no justification whatsoever for this kind of beating.

But please i urge everybody to try and hear from the guy also before making comments. It will help us all.

Ifenyinwa just gave her own side of the story, how about the guy's side.

Six years ago when the wedding came up, we were so sure a day as this will come.

This girl shouldn't for any reason bring this to social.media. there's a family to report and families will handle this.

If we start saying things about her on social media, days will not be enough for her Chronicles.

Where do we even start? Do we start from her toxic mother getting pregnant for another man and pining it down on her father, later she will openly tell the whole Irette community that her husband is.impotent and that Ifenyinwa's father is different from her husband?

Do we start from her toxic mother terrorising the peaceful Irette community that earned her the popular name " TRANSFORMER," meaning when ever a transformer blows, everywhere will be calm. That name came about when her mother fought a mobile policeman and injured him seriously in the ear.

Do we start from her father grabbing the properties of her late elder sister till date claiming it's his ?

Do we talk about her mother travelling to Ijebu Ode for some stupid juju, only to have a terrible accident at St. Helen's Catholic Church Irette few minutes to her home?

Do we even talk about her mother confessing to terrible things she did , before her death?

Do we start talking about her early days in Bishop Lasbrey Girls Secondary School? Where when her father gives her school fees, she will put it in am envelope , and tell her classmates that her father from Abuja just sent her money, meanwhile her father is a driver in Owerri.

Do we talk about her promiscuity at early stage. In life? Let her kindly explain the circumstances that brought about " DADDY TAKE IT EASY IT IS PAINING ME". Her sexual escapades abound as a student in Bishop Lasbrey, her school mates can attest to this.

Do.we even talk about the illicit affair she was having with a certain prominent man from Irette who was also spraying her money during their wedding that people who knew what's up were laughing at the husband?

Do we talk about her wayward way of dressing even after her wedding?

There's a reason why Igbos around did not marry her, because when they ask questions and make enquires, they know she's just a girlfriend and not a wife.

It's unfortunate this guy used a girlfriend for a wife.

For anybody that cares to know more about this girl, please visit Onwu's compound in Irette, Owerri , Imo state and ask about her, you will understand better the kind of toxic personality she is.

NB : I am not holding brief for the husband. I am just seeing his picture for the first time now.

Ol boy, you get "mad" data on this girl.
You suppose feed her husband all these info before he got into the marriage setup.

Wahala really be like bicycle.

I've had a fair share of girls in my life and on more than one occasion, i had asked two or more different girls up close, on the bed...

I asked, " Baby, what's your wildest fantasy?"

The first answered, "I'd love to be in bed with two men at the same time."

The 2nd gave the same answer, and the 3rd.

They all did so, jokingly but i knew there was some truth to that.
Ever since, i don't bother asking my lover certain stupid questions like, " Am i the only one in your life or will you die for me or am i the apple of your eyes etc.

All those funny lines that go with marriage ceremonies etc.
I think it's high time men save themselves the drama and reflect, seriously.

Yoruba demon is real.

Why.most married Yoruba men no dey like stay one place sef?

sharpwriter:
Lol .... Why yellow ladies? Wetin yellow ladies do.

Yellow ladies are prone to demonic possession.
Not all of them are fully possessed but are more exposed to manipulations of the arcane; and in turn, unwittingly destroy anybody under their spell.