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FL Gators:
Yea, that part was pathetic. . . .

Naah, she was probably just trying to prove something to those speculators out there who've been saying she's transgendered or something . Now they know she's all woman .

_{******sniffs the air experimentally. Thank heavens, that awful stench has gone. Phew!!!! (presses the air purifier button and a large gust of air freshner bursts through the club*******}





At least now the proper customers can breathe easily.  No, no, there's no need to thank me . Just doing my job.

Usher-----Papers.

luizworld:
wey u dey run go becuase of una karokee i make woman vex, Infact i no sing again

Lol. No one wanted to listen to no Weezy at this time of the night anway . Don't worry, take your seat, attend to your ladyfriend . The female band has arrived and will now serenade you all till your bar owner Vero comes back .

H2O2:
lol what a comedian.
respect   . you? coming from a nut that must be a joke of sorts. respect oriburuku wo ni yen.
in fact i was contemplating doing the number 2 right in your mouth. aren't you the lucky one    

special rights to my feces, just like you want it.

GOAT.

luizworld:
of course i know d lyrics.

Cool. The stage is yours .


>>>>_{hands him the mike, then quickly dodges out through the back with handbag} >>>>>

H2O2:
Okay nut, instead of barking uselessly just send your security personnel to come kick them out.

ROTF. From your first post you disrespected yourself, so I don't expect any respect from you . Feel free to not only fart, but you can do the No.2. Lousy thing .


Lovely clients, your hostess ayettybaby will be with you shortly. Enjoy your drinks meanwhile .

H2O2:
Spoken like a true nut.
Why don't you padlock the thread to keep them out headmistress.

you know riffraffs are known for trouble making, so continue your noisemaking.

Not them, mr. mess . Just YOU.

bluespice:
*calls maedan*
"my man just came in to the country, i'm going, i done taken care of the place and written down err one's favourites so you're good to go, twas nice having fun here, i'm off, say hi to yetty nevermind i'll call her, bye"

Eeh heeen. You try. Ooops, whose shadow is that right behind you?? Ah yes, that's me. Me sef I get things to do for house. The scene is getting a bit rowdy anyway .





ayetty come take your bar oooo. I'm just a bartender-in-training. I don't need all this drama .

luizworld:
ok let me pick lil waynes track, every girl.

LOL. Hope you know the lyrics shaa. Because the karaoke machine was unable to decipher that smoke-rusted voice of Lil' Wayne.

Mannylex:
err waitress mae, get me a bottle of brandy brigadier please. **looks at wrist watch, wats keeping this gurl**

Better person. Okies . Brigadier and a bucket of ice on its way .

H2O2:
lol you're welcome ladies.


*that guy peroxide sure knows how to make a great first impression*


maedan, your own case as usual get comma.

H2O2:
I feel like farting on this thread.

Chei. You with your yeye entrance. You sef your second name na COMMA. I don't know why riff-raffs can't just stay out .

luizworld:
calls maeden** have u guys got a karoke here**

Oh yesss. We're setting up the microphone and the karaoke machine right now . We hired one or two female live bands to offer some jams - but for now, pick your song, cos you'll be the first to rock the mike .

H2O2:
I feel like farting on this thread.

*****Hmm. A clumsy, roundabout way of saying he wants to make a nuisance as usual .*****


Ummmm. . . .sorry, we don't do mobsters in this joint

Mannylex:
**clears throat** waitress, where's the VIP lounge, I need a table for two, I'm expecting ma date.

Right this way please . Would you like our complimentary glass of bubbly now, or later when your "date" arrives?

daylae:
**consulting colleagues on the next move**

@medean we'll like to check around if you don't mind?  Thanks for the drinks anyway!

>>>>>>>Chei. See me see trouble.>>>>>



Umm, okay gentlemen, feel free to look around. If you wish to check out our store room, no probs.


*******I can always lock them out back so they won't cause any ruckus .

alicianna:
Well like Kanye once said, One thing no one can take away from us is "choice", we were born unclothed so clothing is optional!

Optional, ey?? Ok, next time you go to work - try appearing in just a tie, nothing else. I'm sure your male co-workers will appreciate your "choice" .

alicianna:
Nuts?  hmmmmm are these roasted, salty, Jumbo sized nuts?

Oooohkay. This is going to be one of those difficult customers . I usually leave them to bluespice - she's more of a "people" person .

daylae:
@meadan   are you in charge here?

In charge ke . Didn't you see "bartender" on my name tag! Ayetty is stuck in traffic, she's the manager. Meanwhile, why don't I offer you men our night's special, the Vero Martini Punch cocktails while you rest your weary feet?? All work and no play, they say .

alicianna:
I was told this is the place to be! hmmmmm I'll take the table by the corner. Waitress!

Lol. Ladies are always welcome. Hey, have some nuts .


[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=412284.msg5687203#msg5687203 date=1268511149]Where's ayettamama,the bartender. . .
She hasn't delivered my order, I said I needed a bottle of whiskey and a glass of Irish Cream. [/quote]

maedan:
Go 'head babes, do your thing . You's a natural!


>>>> Thank goodness, Hank (the delivery guy) has just arrived with our cases of alize bleu, courvosier, baileys (mamagee finished the last two ) and of course, champagne for the VIPs) >>>>>>>>

daylae:
**walks into the bar with colleagues in an official manner**

who's the manager here? We are from the enviroment protection agency(EPA). We are here to access this place,so as to ensure strict compliance to enviromental standard and public health safety proccedures put in place by the owner.

>>>>>i quickly dial madam de madam up on the office telephone. These men wan spoil show>>>>>>>>>

Yes, it's Lady Gaga feat. Bey. That's some serious Wonder Woman sh#t they had going on in there .
Well I'm not crazy about the video. It's just too wild for me. Gaga has gone overboard on this one.

bluespice:
i got him hun

*cosy's up to lemar-look alike*

"hey *smiles and winks at his partner to give her a false sense of camaraderie*
well welcome to vero's lounge and bar what can i get you tonight
*turns to lemar* might i add, you and your girlfriend make such a cute couple"

bluespice:
"oh you mean it isn't on the table? sure i'll get one with your order"

*checks the open tabs and sees his previous order*
*goes back to him menu in hand smiling apologetically*

"i'm sorry, here's the menu but i just saw your previous order i wasn't aware you had your tequilla with a splash of coke, would u like it the same way with the twists of course or would you like the tequila neat with lime?"

you still havent answered my question, is that you in your profile?

Go 'head babes, do your thing . You's a natural!


>>>>meanwhile I hurry out back as I hear a van outside. Thank goodness, Hank (the delivery guy) has just arrived with our cases of alize bleu, courvosier, baileys (mamagee finished the last two ) and of course, champagne for the VIPs) >>>>>>>>



Where this our proprietress dey sef? Hope she comes back with some Loui V. samples - or else  !!

luizworld:
thanks maedan, .this is sure better than d mens beer palour, customer satisfaction, 100%
****sips his tequila and observes the bar**

Heh heh . Luckily for you, we are still below the accepted quota of men allowed into the club per night. This is, after all, a Ladies Bar . When we reach the accepted limit we'll let y'all know .

luizworld:
hmmm 14 pages already,  i need tequla plz, put some coke inside too

One tequila n coke coming up for the nice gentleman !!


***gets him his drink, then hurries over to the Lemar look-alike and his pretty friend to ask them what they're having ****

chiogo:
Ahaha didn't you listen to 'Stronger'?

Well I do anything for a blonde dike
And she'll do anything for the lime-light

The chick is bi-sexual. And he likes it that way, apparently.

Darn! But Kanye get bad mouth o. How do these women take it?!

ayettymama:
she was a stripper[/b] b4 she met kanye

objectifying herself is what she does!!!

Stripper you say!!! No wonder she's so comfortable walking around in her lingerie!!

ayettymama:
hehehehe

why are u guys fighting ova the sexy delivery man



thats my gurls

holdin shizz down when the boss is gone


ill be sure to remeber you during the arrival os sample luis vuittons's. . . . . . . . maybe!!

Lol @ the delivery man. Yeah, he iz kinda hot. Hmm, speaking of. Look who just walked in with his boo. Umm. . .looks like someone will be clocking in a little early tonight .

bluespice:
*well that ciggie break did last a lot longer than i expected*

damn no new customers, might as well take stock of the drinks n stuff

*BB's yetty*

"miss ma'am, no nuts left, be sure to place an order while at the fashion show,
btw remember to check with the warehouse fellas, the last consignment for alize bleu hasn't arrived yet, neither has the cognac!"

HEY!!! I said I'm handling it!!!! . You stay at the bar and keep things flowing. Let me worry about the supplies .

ayettymama:
maeden

every rapper needs arm candy!!

im pretty sure amber is parin him commision!!

Arm candy!! I like the sound of that. But dayym she too fyne to be objectifying herself like that. ALL the time. Some female celebs let you get a glimpse of their hot bods when they go on the beach or when you catch them at a wrong time. But they certainly don't make a habit of walking around quasi-nude!!!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=412284.msg5686544#msg5686544 date=1268505422]By then, the bar would run out of drinks. [/quote]Not a problem. I've already been assigned to bring in the next consignment of booze. .

Don't think Kanye loves her. I mean love love. No smitten chap will let his woman run loose like that . She's just a very hawt object in his collection that he's very proud of. Almost like his favourite flashy car or wristwatch. Of course you're proud to own it and flaunt it. So he might even be supporting her in this her au natural madness.

_{****peeps in silently. No mods or mafia present. Sighs with relief****}






Will be clocking in for duty by 9pm .