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tkb417:
orisirisi
u no get ma time, u dey respond to ma posts

waka fast make your leg no touch ground

Yeye. Responding to your posts does not mean I have your time. Having your time is a totally different ballgame. Let's not go there .

tkb417:
Lord of the Rings!!

i just dey play with them o, den don vex tire

i'll relax jare cos maedan is ready to go gung ho with me o

How your side?

Me ke? No-o, do your thing. Who get ur time .

Pataki:
Tkb,

Take it easy oh! Lool. No need getting your blood hot over this peeps. It is surprising that a married woman amongst them is even longing to drop down her pants for this Jakard of a person. Did you say he permed his hair? Lol

And may I remind people the essence of this topic . From "The Hottest Guy" thread to this one, it's been all about how deserving of the award jaquan is. Not "Who Wants To Marry/Sleep With Jaquan. So you can stuff this your comment where the sun don't shine.

tkb417:
True confessions
more like an innuendo which shouldnt be taken seriously

last paragraph= senseless
this is a public forum

Wow!! So you have actually heard of such a term ( @ bolded). That's what we've been saying since, about this topic. Anyway, I'm sooo glad we understand each other.

tkb417:
hence ma subtle aggro

"Subtle"?? Don't make me laugh .

tkb417:
but they wont get the drift cos some are programmed to be ninnies

And I guess some are born re.tards .

tkb417:
Prophetess Maeden
no be me u dey talk to

what is odious in my attitude? i am just clamouring for me to be recognized as a hawtie too

i dont want jacquard to take all the plaudits

Now you're talking . True confessions .

tkb417:
nyways, since your head is[b] programmed to only sing the jaquan anthem[/b], u wont understand my point

Thank God you know . But what are we saying? This thread was created solely for him anyway. So unless, by some freakish twist of fate, someone starts a similar thread for you ( that'll be the day ) I think you could take your "clamouring" elsewhere.

tkb417:
what has my attitude got to do with how i look?
i tot the thread was about the hawties and not the best behaved

so what are u on about?

Hotness may or may not be dependent solely on looks. And in your case, attitude issues can definitely be a detracting factor.

Lol @ "something occultic" about this thread. That's the funniest so far. What next? Gosh! I know we got a little carried away once or twice, but for goodness sake this is just girls trying to liven up the place. At least on my part ooo. Somehow, I can't vouch for my co-conspirators intentions . I'm yet to judge if they're honourable or not .

Wow! All the black covers are fantastic. I'm happy to see Tatanya Ali, too! Loved her last album to bits, and was beginning to wonder what happened to her. Last time I saw her, she was in Jamie Foxx's Blame It video. Fine young lady who can sing, act and model. Blessed .

tkb417:
these tarados are still here

tkb417:
Na Jacquard go kill some of them

The dude na correct guy sha-no hating
but i dey vex as den dey trumpet the thing

i wont rest till i know my position on NL

i have to be in top 10

With an attitude like yours, I seriously doubt it.

Lol @ platinumk. Looks like we're going to bombard the place - jaquan & co. wouldn't know what hit them .

Abekeade08:
Maedan, that's not an excuse ooh. Ebony and ayetty are in the UK too.

Lol, ok. I'll thinks abourrit .

@ ayettymama

bar of soap eh. It's all good. See as you're already happy that I might not make it. You didn't even try to change my mind. Rotf. U still dey fear abi. Don't worry, if I show it's just for medicinal purposes . I no go snatch ur precious jaquan ya hear .

Abekeade08:
Maedan, where are u located? US or UK??are u coming to the Naija reunion? Jaquan said he is driving down from Philly with his boys ayetty, as I told plat,I work In a luxury hotel, I can get us a suite for cheap or some chicks can stay with me if they choose to. Housing is sorted out, so just worry abt you flight tix.

Aw, babe, I'm in the UK, but thanks for the invite. Why do you think I've been so vocal in my support? I need to console myself since y'all might get jaquanized in person!! Hope you guys take lots of pics!!

Abekeade08:
Ahh ahh is everyone jaquaned out Ayetty where u dry na?

Jaquaned out ke We're simply changing shifts, babe!! Lol. If you make me vex I fit carry this thing reach 50 pages b4 plat gets back .

platinumnk:
Ok made my goalLOL 15 pages!!!

Be back later

Thanks for holding it down babes. You do well. Abeg go come .

Meanwhile, it's such a crying shame . I mean there are some people who love going against the grain just for the fun of it. Just to show they have "better taste". Yeye . They'd say carbon monoXide is better than oxygen just to spite popular opinion.

I mean, take it or leave it. I ain't got nothing else to gain except the satisfaction that comes from speaking da truth. JAQUAN IS DA HOTTEST!! And until you can prove otherwise, you non-conformists can do us all a favour and stay off the blipping topic!!!!




PS. . .@ jaquan
Lol. You are very welcome  . No mind those of us who make up the official jaquan fan club . Sometimes we get a little carried away .

ayettymama:
kai

so wetin i go use??

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Abekeade08:
Maedan, I like u jare. U are too smart

ayettymama:
kai seriously maedn u must teach me sum lyrics!

platinumnk:
Me too, girl smart jare

LOL, she can use her words, Ill use my lips

ROTF. Thanks, comrades .  But with a subject like jaquan, you know now. A girl will find it easy to be inspired.

ayettymama:
u wan use money entice am

lolz erm yea search for him

oo maeden i like your flow!!

oya stop talking! i dont want JQ-C to fall in love with your quotes!

Ok, ok. I will "hands off". But he only has eyes for you and platinumk anyway.  but I'm not worried cos I know he'll be in safe hands. All two pairs of them .

ayettymama:
platinu has already done it with wantin to be his boxers!!

chei!!!

bar of soap?? eh ehn so u can be rubbed in all those 'additinal places'??

Lol. You dey fear? But even soap can melt and finish, and boxers can be changed. But a fly on the bathroom wall can observe forever to its heart's content .

Abekeade08:
Naija men, not jealous ke Naija men are the most jealous species of men I know. They are also serious attention seekers, anyway at the end of all the hating JAQUAN is still hot. No bad belle can change that fact.

True word.

ayettymama:
conffesions tyme!!!

kai

how i wish i was a fly on his bathroom wall!!!!!

platinumnk:
hmmm my confession, I wish i was his calvin cl boxers

Since it's confession time, what would you say to the girl who'll wish to be his bar of soap . I would have jokingly said me but emm. . . I don't want ayettymama's trouble ooo!! LOL>>.

Abekeade08:
Tope I don admit sey stephen hot, just too young for my taste. @meadan, u still dey wait for the hating? It don start tey tey. What guys fail to realize though is that girls everywhere gather in groups of 2 or more to talk about boys, shopping, clothes e.t.c so what's wrong with us doing it on NL. Guys get over it, if u don't like what is posted here, don't click on the thread.

On a serious note though, you're right. It's very unbecoming of these guys. If they don't insult us, they insult the innocent nominee who certainly didn't solicit for our votes . But we hardly go on their own hottest-girl thread to cause any strife. I wonder why things are like that. And I thought girls were supposed to be the jealous, insecure and spiteful ones, not men .

platinumnk:
https://blogs.smh.com.au/mashup/images/applause.gif

Oh!! Tenk you, tenk you!! . But I don't deserve it, really I don't . But I'm glad you enjoyed my remix .

Abekeade08:
Lol maedan baby,  I trust u. Wo cold, big deal wa ooh. It's all in good fun.

Abi oh, my sister-in-jaquanology . It's just Nairaland Night's Entertainment, healthy fun with no harm intended. But a lot of good expected .



_{Lool. . .I'm sooo enjoying this. . . esp when the hating and the beefing starts. I'm counting down already. Five. . .four. . .three. . .two. . .}

platinumnk:
^^^ I like this girl!!  Why cant we thank God for his hard work

Hehehehe Yes oo. . . As well trained ladies we know good things when we see them - and we give God all the glory . So sing along wif me. . .
"All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small. . . . all things bright and jaquan-ful, the Good Lord made them all ."

Abekeade08:
Maedan, he has a new pic on his profile. Go check it out.

Ah, Abekeade08, you underestimate me . I don clock on that pic tey teyyy (since!!!). I saw it earlier this morning I guess. You can bet it helped me through the day .  Seriously though, the chap ain't bad at-all, at-all. Can't imagine anyone having anything negative to say about his looks. It's very tasteful and well-brought up of a girl  to appreciate good things. The way we do here .

190:
[size=26pt]WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH ABOUT GUYS EVERYWHERE


CANT U GIRLS GET A SINGLE HOT GUY OUT THERE
INSTEAD OF DISTURBING OUR PEACE DAILY

THIS IS ARRANT BULLS!HT[/size]

LOL!!!! I was so busy boiling when I found the Hottest Guy thread locked - only to stumble on this one!!! Aaah, plat-K, you be correct babe .

@ 190, ROTF. As long as you "guys" keep coming on these topics to cause a nuisance, there will always be more springing up . I mean, if y'all would just ignore us and let us get on with it, by now we for don tire. But now you've only made it worse .

Aaaanyway. . . . I'm lining up for my usual jaquan-C shot . Hope the haterz haven't chased him away with their unwarranted beef ooo.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Oscar night is supposed to bring out the glamorous so yes, it may look over-styled but its how it is on the red carpet.

Actually i would have preferred Mariah to have stuck with her basic fitted black dress. [/color]

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Lol, maybe I'm biased, because I like M.C. so much . But look how those "overstyled" ladies turned out . It pays to be safe and simple .

finemocha:
HATORADES. so girls 1 - boys 0.

ROTF. I mean why can't they be like the rest who are doing their bit for the human race. Look at jaquan-C, whose hotness has been known to cure a multitude of (female) ills . Lol. His stuff should be patented! .

jaquan:
^^^^nah, cant stand and watch u hang with my bro, we gonna have to reach a compromise.

@Maeden
you are too funny, jaquan-c, now thats really funny

Lol. I'm simply appreciating your selfless service to humanity .

ayettymama:
lolz

seriously forgot

jaquancetamol!!- luv that

even need a fix!!

kai JQ-C na so u de loff platinu ooo

abeg i hope u have a finer brother for me then?? :

cos if i travell all the way to New york. . . . . . . . . . . . . . lolz

Lol @ "fix". Yeah, now that I've had mine, let me go back to bed. No wonder I couldn't sleep before, LOL.



And come, if I see any beefers make one more off-topic comment, I'll . . .press the "report to mod" button . No one should derail THIS thread.

LOLXXX. Please if you're not here to vote for the hottest man, kindly  GET OUUUTTT!!!!!! ( a la ayettymama, LMBO )


Back to topic. Is it just me or does this jaquan-C (short for jaquancetamol, LOL) - get hotter by the hour??


PS did any one notice how the haters are mainly those who didn't get even half a mention? Looks like the big J is at work here (Jealousy Jelousi )

davidylan:
these threads are essentially meaningless. you wont even get to see 1% of these folks in real life.

Since when does calling a man hot translate into wanting to meet them in real life?
You haters. If only you could hear how you sound .


As for H202. I guess now it's needless to wonder why YOU were never mentioned .

@ Mariah beefers . Aaw, come on, was it THAT bad?? Okay, don't answer that.

I just felt like she didn't make much effort, much like she just stuck her hand in her extensive wardrobe and put on whatever came out. Not like the over-styled clothes half the Hollywood crowd wore on the night.