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Promote jare!!! It's your club, do with it as you will . At least you had the satisfaction of seeing them and their canterpants (sorry, counterparts, ROTF) overcrowding your bar with their demands. Them no shame sef .

O baby, looks like my shift is rolling to a close.
***_{quickly grabs a chilled bottle of Baileys and stuffs it in handbag}***** "One for the road," I say with a wink .
See ya on the other side

Heheheh. When you see the video, you'll dislike them even more . Abeg wetin be the name of that ghanaian site sef?? Let me check out how the other half live.

Lol ok. Look what just came up on the club's HD flatscreen 


. . . .Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce- - - Telephone video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY

Been trying to embed it here but I guess you can fix that ayettyboo cos I'm kinda like an internet klutz.

Goodness!!! The most pointless no-head-or-tail video I have ever seen! I guess that's what you get when you have two mega divas on a song!! When I saw "To Be Continued", I almost fainted!! A ten-minute music video neva do LOL

ayettymama:
OMG LADIES U NEED TO READ THIS!! ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!

haven’t quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never really figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT? WHAT WAS THAT?”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having intimacy tonight either.

What'd You Think?

You don't mess with a woman's shopping. EVER. He is sooo doomed.
Geez ayettybaby where did you get this gem of a story from ??

ayettymama:
THIS IS NOW OFFICIALLY A LADIES ONLY BAR

GUYS NOTE THERE IS A BEER PARLOUR ACCROSS THE ROAD!!

VIP IS ACCESIBLE TO LADIES ONLY

VERY SEDUCTIVE PHOTOGRAPHS OF VARIOUS MEN WILL BE POSTED

THERE WILL BE MALE STRIPPERS

JAQUAN WILL BE DISCUSSED AND DROLLED OVER

MEN BE WARNED!!!!!!

This is like THE perfect scenario. Or it would be if only we could get platinumk, Abekeade08 and all the other founding femmes back in the club . Plat always knows how to give a good show.


You know, maybe we shouldn't have been so hasty to kick ALL the mods out. We should have let debosky stay, keep him sweet with a few drinks on the house - then convince him to bring plat back!!!

ayettymama:
maeden loff your back!! good to see u!

hows your days been??

You really need to ask??

debosky:
goodbye.

Eeh?? So the rich (sorry the mods) also cry. Now I've seen everything .

ayettybaby--- . I don't know what's worse: Mods or the Mafia, both clamouring for just a glass in your joint. Babe you is HAWT . But I still am NOT serving any of these people. Though I will be checking in on you ayettyboo to make sure no one is thrashing the place. You know how they do now.

ayettymama:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

maeden u cannot leave me here oooo!!!!!!

pataki- order drinks

talk something relevant

or get out  

babes - you know I always got your back. But since the club started taking in all-comers - I have to weigh the pros and cons.  
But you're a big girl, so I know you'll be fine .




_{>>>>>>dashes out quickly again and this time doesn't look back >>>>>>>}

ayetty da proprietress . I can see that the mafia have overrun your establishment. Na wa o. Anyway, I am sure you can take care of yourself .

_{****hastily back pedals out of the place******}

Legendaire:
Well . . . maybe I got the wrong message . . . but using phrases like 'They're only human beings' and 'Thank God for real life' makes it look more than just a ban from a public forum.

I can't put up my former username here . . . there's a risk that the duration of my ban may be increased.

You sooo got the wrong message. You were too much in a hurry to reply my post to actually get my drift. "They're only human beings. . ." was me trying to say that they're only human, that's why they do a lot of disappointing things. Like do nothing when people like Sauron and Pataki started slinging insults from nowhere. Only to lock the thread mysteriously much later. The thread had gone off-topic long before but no one did anything, due to their personal vendetta. This is the long story behind "They're only human beings".

Secondly, as per the "Thank God for real life" - I was just being happy that this was just a forum and all this bullsh+t ends here. For me anyway. I can't imagine how unbearable it would be if NL was the real world.

And you acting like "you no send" . . . how come you're so worried about increasing the duration of your so-called ban?? I guess this is a lot more "do-or-die" than you pretend it not to be.

Legendaire:
I do see where Platinum's coming from . . . but just see the tone of her post, it's not the sombre, 'I'm about to go to high school and blast everyone' type. . . she's having fun with this.
Now compare that to the people taking up her case for her. . . it just gets pathetic when people act like it's a matter of life and death.

I got banned too, will prolly get banned again in an hour . . . I'm not being a saddo about it.

Pray tell, who was acting like it's a matter of life and death? There I was making an observation, before you butted in like someone who burst into a wrong room. By the way what was your former username??

jaquan:
you are way too fun, interesting and intelligent to be worried about all this peasants and their shenanigans online,  

Aaw****blushes***
Thanks, jaquan     . You're such a gentleman. There's still hope for the human race with you around. Bless  !!

^^^^^ And may I ask how much you know of the circumstances surrounding my comment?? Who ever you are, pls no one was talking to you.

madlady:
To whom it may concern, I am posting this on  behalf of @Platinumxx/@Platinuxx.

The Mods have seen fit to ban me in 1 id and take away my posting privilege in the other,even though there plenty of others who use
secondary ids and are not stopped,I was was stopped in less than 2 hours.

I used here to hang and relive my boredom at work.


LOL  Ayyett, Abeke, Medean, Ebony and others, hopefully we will met in NY.


You all know where to find me, peace Plat.

Gosh, this is appalling. And all because of one simple thread that got ambushed by the bullies of the NL mafia . People were throwing insults freely but no one did anything till they'd had their fill watching the spectacle. Then the thread was locked.

Anyway, I keep reminding myself that these people are just human beings. They will certainly do and undo. Thank God for real life.

FL Gators:
I dont think dude wants her for anything other than s[i]ex[/i] freakyfreaka.

NO MAN THAT HAS INTENTIONS OF MARRYING A WOMAN WOULD ALLOW HER TO GO OUT GIVING GLIMPSE OF HER PUS//SY

Lol. I've heard of exhibitionism but this is ridiculous . As for Kanye, even for just the "freaky freak" , this is too much.

Geez . Doesn't she ever catch a chill?? She wore one bodysuit the other day that was white, so you can imagine the view. Babe already has the package, why flaunt it so cheaply? Kanye is trying shaa.

Abekeade08:
My home girls I don land ooh. Can we please have cold throw out 190, Abeg the Bobo dey too unstable. So ayetty, can I get an amaretto sour over here.

Yaaay!!! Abeke in da house!! It was beginning to get lonely . I don't know for ayetty o, she's been busy with the accounts since!! Babe come back down o - the customers - sorry clients - are getting feisty .

Imagine. They just left this parked right inside the club. Now someone has to help them "park" it outside .

ayettymama:
kai

maedens type of men!!

abeg u go handle them im gna go start doin the books in the office!

Lol. Who no like paying customers. Do you know how much one Ducati costs .

***there's a loud roaring sound. . . . every one looks to the entrance and suddenly----someone rides into the place on a Ducati!!!!***


Aii!! ayetty, these are the kind of patrons we have been waiting for . Should I handle their orders, or should I give you the honours?? The bike rider looks like a serious hunk ooo--- .

ayettymama:
lolz ma people will suck me dry!!

r231 is gettin VIP tables for free and gator is drinkin free drinks!!!

kai what a privelidge to be from ekiti!!

lolz somebodi tell krayola we onli accept naira!!

his fotoshopped dollar bill will not work here!!!

LOLzzz. Don't mind him o jare. He thinks na today we just open eye. As for gators. . . how business go move when friends won't pay for drinks and services?? Ok ok, first two shots on the house. After that, O.Y.O. .

Krayola:
hehe

Madame. . . My pocket is fatter than that "Precious" babe. If I want pepper soup u betta go and find it for me.  

Hehehe. Okay, looks like the lady-boss ayetty will take care of your requests. She's the one who handles the big boiz .

FL Gators:
@ayettymamam and maedan

My drinks are all on you two o

_{What a thread! Mehn I thought this was a real club, was abt to carry my paycheck come drink}

Na real club oo. Abeg stay jare, your paycheck (and you of course sweety ) are highly welcome.

Krayola:
ah ahhn. madame. what u mean? U don't know I'm a balling shot-caller.    In fact, u too collect shekpe, on me.

Lol @ shekpe. Shey you people see now??

Krayola:
Thank you. . .  *hands out crisp hundred dollar bill". .   Pepper soup too abeg.  

*praying no one notices the dollar bill was made on photoshop*

First he orders big stout. Next thing, peppersoup. Now this is where I draw the line . Ayetty, I clearly remember you stating this was a classy affair. What with the red-hued VIP section and the opulent upstairs quaters - where the heck will we get peppersoup? Next thing now he go ask for toothpick .