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Amalasupe:
Abeg how much for big stout?

OMG>>>rolling on the floor<<<<<

ayettymama:
^^ 1200naira my friend

welcome

I can almost hear him picking race . This is daylight - sorry nighttime robbery .

ayettymama:
lolz

my sexy assistants are drunkards!!!

. I never could handle my shacks. One drink of Bailey's Irish Mint cocktail and I need to be airlifted home .

ayettymama:
commisioners police block van on road

seizes all the the cars (apparently they are stolen!!)

and drives me back to the bar!!!

now unno say connections pass connexions!!

monkey!

Back in business. Yess!   . We gats levelz in this joint   .

Yeee ayetty do somethin'!!! Sorry I passed out behind the bar and missed the hulabaloo - told you I was new to this. I guess I was busy downing the Nuvo instead of pouring it, oopss.

Heh heh, @ ayetty, sorry I'm too busy behind the bar to notice . Besides, you know what happened the last time I clocked my eye on a looker . U almost made me drop our biggest bottle of Dom P. Rotf .

LOL you people won't kill me . I'm new at this so u guys bear with me abeg .

Sorry, @ 190 - the babe in charge sez the bar's closed to you for tonight . .  . But if you're still buying on the house. . . .

ayettymama:
thank God maeden is here

wat u on abt??

your behind the bar now

my shift is almost ova!!

*hands over corkscrew and till keys*

abeg keep an eye on 190- he seems to be abit tipsy

no mind his ranting

Okey dokey!! . I can see business is brisk already - and it's not even 6pm yet(happy hour !!!)
Alright, I'll get busy with mixing the Ciroc 'n' Lime . So,  @ 190, what you having ??

So this is where everyone got to .
Lol. I'm not much of a drinking woman but. . . A glass of Nuvo would be nice .

ayettymama:
lolz maeden obviously the Q behind JQ-C is too much

the drug is no longer available! so im lookin for brother drugs to use support my system!

Lol. So in essence you're saying you want a watered down version of jaquan-C. But you don't need to look far now. On this thread alone, dem plenty . In fact, very watered down. You sure you won't change ya mind? ROTF.

Flashfast1:
But it does match. look closely, it matches the skin on her bosoms perfectly.

You know, I just realised you are actually quite right !! Men sef!

ayettymama:
I wonder if JQ-C has any brothers??

u be thief . Isn't one jaquan enough Lol. Okay, a younger brother or two would be nice though .

Ujujoan:
^^^ you sef!

Na so o. It happens to d best of us, so nothing spoil .

Hmm. Pancake on the face and her natural skin almost don't match. But she is cute though. I want that hair do .

Abekeade08:
Lol maedan rub it in girl.

OMG, but for real . If it is a crime, then tell me my sentence, I will serve it out gladly . Washboard abs. Tick. Full, sensuous lips. Double tick. Nicely shaped head and fantastic haircut. Tick tick tick. And to cap it, a hot tattoo. Tooo much !!!

ayettymama:
kai

maeden de use her style and poetic flow to try steal this bobo small small!

kk i think im gna get ova jauqan now and try find me someone else

cos i stand NO CHANCE!!!! lolz!

Hehehe. He knows you care, don't worry. You'll get your reward .

@ jaquan

Once again my sincere apologies . I mean I don't know you from adam, but you got a number of mentions on The Hottest Guy thread, which I decided to spice up with some (as Abekeade08 pointed out), witty and funny comments. But on second thoughts, though it was half play-play on my part, one or two more glimpses of the few of your photos at our disposal , and I've come to the conclusion that you are one serious work of art . I mean wow!! You must work out a lot - are you a model?? You've achieved the kind of looks even Tyson Beckford would have been proud of in his heyday. Got to give it to ya: you beat the competition (which is nada as far as I'm concerned) hands down!!

ayettymama:
exactly

thats what u guys should be doin

gettin beauty tips from him

instead of hating!

HaHAHAHAHAHaHAAHHHAAA.
That would be tha day!!!!!

Hmmm now I see many people have been waiting for this opportunity to bring out their (dracula) claws. Hope you're all happy now. Topic derailed. Lockdown imminent. Well done.


Aaanyway, the only person I'm worried about is jaquan. If only we'd known all this would bring you so much unwanted scrutiny, beef and noise, we'd probably have just left you in peace. After all you didn't ask for all this. You're still hawt though (to me the hottest on NL. UNdisputable . Just enjoy yourself jare. As it is on NL, so it is in real life. You meet all sorts .

ayettymama:
maeden i think ive overdosed!!

*fainted*

Lol, don't faint o. Abi you wan leave only me to hold the jaquan front?? It's going to be hard keeping the wolves and vultures at bay .

ayettymama:
kai maeden u want your kids to be constantly mobbed by admiring women everywhere they go??

u no get pity for them sha ooo!!!

LOL. Why do you think I like jaquan so much?? I look at him and think, oooh boy, your mum is soooo lucky, bringing such a blessing to the world. Every good mother wishes for such a gift. And I'm so lucky to have two. Hmm, constant mobbing by admiring women is not a crime naaw. Okay, maybe on Nairaland it is!!!! Hehehehehehe. I mean look at how they want to kill me oooo. God help me abeg .

doyin13:
Like come on ladies. . we were all feigning jealousy.

I for one have nothing against the boy. . . .

The pictures are obviously paintbrushed anyway  

True, some were in it just for the lively banter. But then others started naming names and throwing insults. It is them I am generally refering to. Anyway, they have failed . I've just had a bit of what the doctor recommended: one dose of jaquan-C with a glass of cold water. Hmm. Now all is right with the world. ROTF.

ayettymama:
maeden unless your enjoyin this just ignore the guy!!

will u discuss with a monkey??

abeg let the guy tear his clothes and lament like nehemiah

we are here for jaquan!

***sigh*** Thank you for reminding me jare. Just remembering his face behind those specs and I feel soothed and at peace . He just has this calming effect. You can tell he's an absolute sweety just by looking at him. I hope my twins grow up to look just like him .

tkb417:
1) intelligent animal
2) lazy fowl

lemme guess the 3rd one

3) silly cow
hehehehehe

And as for you, you're another premature weakling here to brew trouble. Moving around in packs like wretched hyenas. Is it our fault you could not reach full-grown status like the celebrated jaquan-C?? Go to hell abeg. That's how you get a thread locked, and get girls feeling small just because of our tasteful preferences. Jaquan is hot, full stop. Now die, haters .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=411713.msg5678412#msg5678412 date=1268399656]A rabid dog ate Maedan's placenta.
How wouldn't she be acting like a female dog on HEAT?[/quote]And a mad cow chewed on those two rice pellets you call ball.s. Strutting around like you own the place, or that you're better or smarter than any one else. You are the dumbest, weakest and most unappealing guy I've ever come across since I've been frequenting this forum. Lazy fowl.

And as for you Sauron (ode, which man of substance would pick a character from a fantasy movie as his username. Billy-goat.) This is the second or so time you are insulting me for free. Abi you dey possessed? I've been ignoring you all this while because of all the guys on the forum I find totally repellent and disgusting, it's you that takes the cake. So trading words with you further would be demeaning myself. Intelligent animal.

Hmm. More trademark xteristics of the typical NL male. When they get beefed at a girl/girls (usually when these girls admire other guys.) They do one of the following:

1. Call her ugly.
2. Call her a prostitute.
3. Call her Hot

Lol. And so on. ***yawn*** Little do they know they are the reason the thread even got this far. Half of what we posted was triggered by your undue and very strange interest in this topic . Don't worry eh, we will soon dash you to do with as you will. Enjoy jaquan's thread ok .

Pataki:
Tkb, you are a certified troublemaker.

@ tubabie,

Is he hawt or not? If you lie, I will produce your YIM manuscript for here.

@ Maedan,
You are that jobless to think you know me all through? Was just about hitting the reply button when I saw your verbiage fit enough for the dustbin. You don't give up do you? I reckon you do think I would shrink and stop replying you with this silly rant of yours? Hell of a mistake. Your hands were itchy to reply Pataki at the first instance. Never where my comments meant for you. But in your glorified stupidity, you think you are more than able to take me head long. Bring it on. Am jobless this afternoon, as I reckon you are. Silly Hot Arrow.

Locking this thread does not pacify, rather having you to tape your rancid gob is more satisfying. What a hoyden. Go and find me out, I do not pick fights, and when insults are directed at me, I give it back good and nice. You met me at my nicest form, and I would not hesistate to give it to you in the worst dosage. You silly gerbil.

If I'm a silly Hot Arrow, you're a jobless hornless twit .

Hmm, trademark pataki -- all bark, no bite. Big grammar shaken in to give the post some altitude (ie words like verbiage, gerbil, hoyden etc. Guy talks like he has a dictionary next to him just to do this, LOL);  threats to get the girl shaking in her wedges ( eg "I give it back good and nice" etc)  . . . um, what else? Oh yeah, the usual yoruba saying. Oops, sorry, he hasn't used that. Yet. Don't tell me you've changed your modus operandi?? I've seen you use it on so many people on this forum (mostly girls. He hardly takes on someone his own size, he always picks on chicks )


In short and in conclusion, you are waaaaay beneath the level of who/what I should notice. In fact, I've become totally bored. Why did I even bother at all?? Waste of time and space .

Abekeade08:
Damn the haters are in full swing this morning. Men I don't understand ooh, if u disagree with this topic, kindly find another one to post on,  Ah ah kilode? Anyway to correct some facts jaquan is Igbo not Jamo.  Anyway y'all keep doing wat  u do best:HATIN.  To my home girls, good morning to you all

o baby . You are wellucome oo. I am about to be flayed alive by the fearful mr. [b]pata[/b]ki oo. He's even warming up and doing some one-finger push-ups so he can better give me the thrashing I deserve. So I guess you're just in time.

Ah, jaquan, see what we have to go through just for you . Is it worth it??

Hell yeah !!

Pataki:
@ Maedan

What a handle sef. I had not even started, was just warming up. Mschewww.

Next time, no be every man comment you would reply to, shotigbo?

Please quickly finish the warm up and start ooo. But please, take it to another thread abeg. No use style derail the thread so it can stop tormenting you. Warm up ko, run down ni.

And by the way, what's so special about you? I have seen you at your worst, and it's nothing to be terrified about. You spew a few age-old female insults and you think you've made an impact. Maybe even throw in a local adage or two in your native dialect . Lame to the extreme. And then you act like you're too big for all this and like you always say, "how come so and so is still allowed to be on this forum"?? In fact, you should be directing that at yourself. Who came on what thread to cause a nuisance?? Abeg take your best shot jor. Let's see what the oga pata has to offer.

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=411713.msg5677932#msg5677932 date=1268395655]4crying out loud who is Jaquan   [/quote]LOL. He's the one making one or two fellas on this forum feel grossly inadequate. I mean according to them, not only single but even married women are having the hots for this Jaquan phenomenon.

Anyway, the only thing that would vex me is IF the thread gets locked when shight starts to hit the fan. But no one should come here making indirect references and then be pretending not to be referring to anyone. I wonder what we have done wrong. Please, a matured, well-spoken and enlightened gentleman should point it out. If this Jaquan thread is a crime/punishable offence, please let me know how so we can make amends to all the bruised male egos.

Pataki:
@ Maedan,

Who gives a hoot if you are half yoruba? Ki la gbe, ki le ju? See this cyber arindin/full dodoyo in person thinking she has the temerity to spit bile at me.

Was my comment directed at you? Or e dey pain your body that the man screwing you is not this hot to be celebrated on the forum?

I do not even know how Hot goats like you are allowed to continue bleating on the forum.

Mschewww.

Are you finished? Okay, now that you've emptied that your gutter, you can leave before you defile this topic further. Geez. People would do anything to get this topic locked as well. Negativity in motion .

Pataki:
Dang! Some people are so thick! Maedan or whatever you are called, what has my comment got to do with ya? Why quoting me? Pity I cannot even quote the nonsensical post you directed at me as I am on my phone.

The yorubas have a proverb: Eni ba so oko s'oja, ara le eni ni ba! Go and find the meaning to that.

Internet iranu.

You are on your phone. ROTF. . .Do you know how you sound? And as for your nonsensical "proverb" - I am half-Yoruba so no need for me to go anywhere. All I can say is I return it back to sender x1000. Phone iranu. You better act your age and leave this topic if it's so annoying to you. Yeye raised to power 100.