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Well a couple years on, i saw her somewhere around Ajah area were i reside and when she recognized me, she asked if i was single n all

One thought kept poking my brain "Why on earth have they NOT legalized the use of guns by civilians?"

Lol, I take it is was far from a nice experience then . But seriously child abuse is bad, whether woman-to- boy, man-to-girl, or man-to-boy or even woman-to-girl . Anyway one of my friends told me, he was about your age I guess, the housegirl told him to help her pack in the clothes, he had the clothes piled in his hands, got into the room and she just grabbed him with the clothes and all. She buried the poor boy's face in her breas.ts and he almost choked with all the clothes and breas.ts . More must have happened but I can't remember what occurred next. But for some years the guy said he hated girls with big breas.ts after that .

Skidoc:
He has 8 children. You couldn't have been in the same class with 3 of his daughters. It's not possible. No three of his daughters have ever been in the same class. Maybe they are just relatives sharing the same surname?

There are many reasons why this could be. 1. The daughters are olodos and keep repeating till they all ended up in the same class (very unlikely). 2. The man has many wives and happened to have daughters who are the same age and could be in the same class (heard Femi Kuti impregnated three women at the same time so such thing is possible). 3. They might just be relatives sharing the same surname (as you have initially guessed).

Please if there is another Spartacus thread, where is it cos I'm really feeling this show. I will not post anything about the storyline, as long as Season One is on, let's not say much about the story so as not to ruin it for others yet to start watching. I really really like it and I hope it keeps getting better.

[quote author=Kal/El link=topic=426840.msg5876818#msg5876818 date=1271079314]What reacton is that?
From what i heard the Comic is better than the movie

Go see it, before it leaves Cinemas[/quote]

obinna5000:
@maedan
The KickAss comics were graphically violent.   I wonder how the film will be like?  

I guess I understand now. Your   emoticons were just to show how violent the comics were, not that the comics are "shitty" or no good  .

v3:
Maedan,

I was sexually molested?  

I know dear but when I think of the age, I wonder what a girl in her twenties will be doing with such a small child . Though ur kind of thing is common cos I have friends who have told me of having been molested at tender ages by housemaids, female neighbors,cousins, etc. Like I said though, you seem to have overcome the "ordeal" .

Eight year old having intimacy . Allahu akhbar . Anyway looks like you turned out ok . It certainly WAS crazy putting hot ointment on your willy though!

Oh, I remember one now, but it was my mom that told me this one. Growing up with four elder brothers and two younger (imagine the beatings cos I could be stubborn), I was a little tomboy and my mom would tell me how my brothers would be climbing high on the windows in the house, and how I would climb up just as high with them. The only problem was that I got scared at the top and could never come back down on my own . I'd be stuck up there and someone would have to get me down while my able bros laughed at me from the ground .

Aaw . I'm enjoying all these tales, just can't think of any of my own. I guess I had a pretty un-crazy childhood . I only have a few tales that friends have told me of theirs. How they go swimming without permission ( a very common childhood crazy prank ), how they got chased almost 50 km on their bikes by several ferocious dogs, how they told a neighbor's friend that the neighbor had died ( by mistake) - Lol, that was a funny one: a friend of mine as a young boy didn't know much English, in fact, the only English he knew was due to watching action movies, and people would say "The actor has died".

One day a visitor came to their house to ask for their neighbor. My friend told him, "He has died". The visitor burst out crying. My friend's mother came out to find out why the stranger was crying, and when she was told what the boy had said, laughed and told the visitor that her son couldn't speak any English and that the neighbor was alive and well. I laughed so much when he told me this when were in uni together. Now he speaks plenty "phone" and has forgotten the days when he only knew how to speak Agbor .

jennykadry:
What has cheap got to do with anything? cant pple just state their points without finding faults in someone elses's post, awon kekere, i was enjoying these debate until . . . . . . .  never mind, good luck

Who's next

Cheap shot as in, low blow, poor argument, etc. When people have nothing left to say, the next thing will be to tell you to go and "do your own let us see".
Good luck with ur next sparring partner .

Nakele:
@Maedan, I think you got it all wrong,  Mercy is a new comer to Nollywood but I swear, the gal know how to act, Ini can't even be compared to Mercy cos won't come closer:     Only may be Genny, Steph and Omo can't be copmared to her but the rest is net eenvoudig,  Period

I have never faulted Mercy J.'s acting. But how many blockbusters has she been in as compared to the ever-popular Ini, Steph, Genny, Omo and Co.?? Mercy J. gets a few moimoi lead roles but nothing mega, as far as I know. If any, please name the titles let me go and watch and maybe change my orientation.

elelem:
When we were kids our mum warned us never to eat in our neighour's house but one day our neighbour invited my sister and i to her house and gave us rice to eat after the meal we went back home and as soon as our mum saw our mouth she asked us but we denied then she gave us water to gargle our mouth after which we were asked to spit out and behold particles of rice scattered everywhere my sister screamed that miracle has happened that we don't know how rice entered our mouth, My mum beat the broad day light out of us

LOL. I think I like your mum, heheh. Your sister too is funny.

jennykadry:
Said who? who told you omotola wouldnt buy such? do you live with her? the same omotola that claims she spends 10 million naira for clothes shopping when she travels to the states

Abeg na jealousy dey worry una, your point no eveen old water?

Comot come give ya own interview first, u never give one , person wey don give many u cme dey envy

Cheap shot . So before I can condemn the foolish acts of others, I must first be like them? People who condemn the president must first be a president before they can talk when he messes up? I need to stop arguing with the wrong people .

10, 000. USD for a dress, no be say she dey go Oscars . From her background I would have thot she'd have more value for the money she has worked hard for.

Omotola bought a car, sensible. You wont see her blowing $10k on a flipping dress!! Now you know why we like yabbing this gal .

10,000 in naira or dollars? If dollars then she is still a disgrace . Seriously from her movies, I still think she has a long way to go before you mention her and Omotola, Genny and even Ini in the same sentence.

ok. Though it can't be in the league of the Batman and Spiderman comics etc if they elicit such a reaction from you:

obinna5000:
I have been reading the "KickAss" comics recently and all I can say is

I don't understand how celebs can not control their emotions on camera. In real life they would have killed themselves then.

That foolish interview ?? Yes, she brought tears to the eyes with her sob story about her underprivileged childhood etc. But then she went off-track the moment she was asked what was her greatest asset. Talking about a track suit she bought in Germany and all that .  Then saying she'd like to insure her hips if there is a need for it. Don't you understand that she is deceiving herself?? What has she as yet achieved, how much accolades and awards or even recognition? She is basically only recognised for her front and back(such as they are ). She herself said that that was what got her noticed in the beginning.

Dr Kitaun:
Morenike is no 1 ashawo, 4play 2, Davidylan 3, Sauron 4, Eldee 5, TKB 6, Sagamite 7, Jennykadri 8, Lesleen 9, J-girl 10

I no know how to classify these ones, but THE MOST CLASSIC LESBOs should fly: Mukina, Iice and Ikamefa.

Heheheh. I don't know why but I think I like this your list(s).

[quote author=Kal/El link=topic=426840.msg5857647#msg5857647 date=1270774420]lol, i didn't get you wrong, i know what spoilers is.
what i was trying to point out is that even if i post the story line or twist,it won't spoil it.
You need to see it to know what am talking about.
When are you planning to do that?[/quote]Soon, very soon. I think it's just the movie I need to see to get my spirits up. Been seeing too many war/gladiator films of late.

So, did the comics come before or after the film? If after, then maybe that's why they suck? ??

4 Play:
1, Kindly introduce yourself (Provide as much info as you want to, and if you don't mind, your real name, age etc)

Name is Tochukwu. 28 years old. One of New Labour's public service pen-pushers and day trader(shocked our IT Dept have yet to notice!).

Think I googled something about Naija and stumbled upon the site. . . . No, I wasn't googling ''Naija po-rn''.

Becommrich is a legend of the mind-bending variety. Should be on the list.

The big b-oobs gang: Lady T, Morenike, TOH and Tope2000.(In no particular order).

Osisi for her wit. Mukina for being a shameless Gunners suporter. The hermaphrodite(Kobojunkie) for no particular reason.

Those who bring some intellectual weight to the politics forum: RichyBlack, DavidDylan, Biina, Sagamite, Debosky, Ibime,e.t.c

The sports people: Sauron, Cristalz, that Kraut bas-tard(Dayokanu),e.t.c.
For me, the key attraction is the foreign affairs section which has gone off the boil. Hopefully, Obama can drop some bombs on Iran so we can party!

Nice place but it wears off after a while. Needs more moderators to keep pace with the users.

Seun's primary interest is the number of clicks on the site so it's about maximising quantity of users and in that respect, it's a successful site. If you want quality debates, you have to go somewhere else.

Discussing politics(when I'm not busy insulting people), the shameless and infantile flirting.  I'm not addicted to NL at all.
I don't use NL as often as before so there isn't much juggling involved.

Do I quote NL in real lifet? Perhaps, I might find some sapient NL quote that I might use in court but I sincerely doubt that. Could use of one of Doyin's shitty pick up lines in the real world.

People around me don't know I'm a member either.

I've met wonderful people from here, Coco29 in particular. Other folks as well like TOH who apparently is training to be a boxer, at least, judging for the blows she rained on me. Lady T, lovely woman with her incredibly sexy hiccups and burps. 
Foreign affairs/politics and any section discussing or comparing b-oobs.

I enjoyed it when I first came on because I had time on my hands and due to the novelty. It's not necessarily better or worse. It's natural that you can't maintain the same level of interest as you and other people move on with your lives.

Very riveting interview.

bgees:
It will be better to see Chelsea win because they deserve it, but we must go for a win anyway.

and thank God the season is the near the end. it has been a nightmare.

And that's putting it mildly .

One million buckaroos?? O.M.G!!! Boycott ko, girlbed ni!! Even the president of the silly Nigerian Music Industry Coalition whachamacallit would have denied his own brethren if he was told he'd won an award worth $1 DOLLARS. These twins are blessed and I'm happy for them. Are they coal miners in one workers' union that some people will be telling them what and who to boycott!? Funny country.

I seriously hope she's the first and last!! May she find peace but I don't think she understood the finality of it all. Poor parents, how would they be feeling now. So you can't correct ur child again or what.

Why you dey form goody-goody all of a sudden ? Topic sez, who's prettier?? If you want to discuss their personality or lack of it, go form another thread.

(and she probably will )

ayettymama, I no blame you . It's people like you folks that are deceiving the poor girl Instead of you to advise her to improve on what she has, you are applauding her nonsensical ideas about her looks/figure. One day she go disgrace all of una .

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=428132.msg5868351#msg5868351 date=1270933021][color=deeppink]What the heck has Nicki Minaj got to do with Mercy Johnson. . .

Ayettamama, Are you Confused?[/color] [/quote]Abi ooooo .

I only mentioned Nicki Minaj the other time to illustrate about size and what people say are "assets that should be insured". I never mentioned shapefulness or lack of it .


And, PS, ayetttybabay, are you sure you wanna piece of me?? This one you dey argue with me too much, haba .

And wetin consign us with Omotola's bumbum?? Na only her face/skin I mention for hia. In short, it's official. Ayettymama you are finding my trouble .

Siena:
^^^ Lol, Ms Maedan.

Not sure what your definition of "local" is. We're Nigerian, and in our native setting, without any Western influence, we will look local, is that such a bad thing?

Siena, I refuse to argue with you on this matter . She is what we call, in our everyday Naija parlance, RAZZ. In every way. She never knows what to wear, that will suit her either as per hairdo or attire. And all these her attempts to be a "hottie", aka a sexy movie figure, only brings out her razzness the more. She would have been best suited to being simple, unassuming and chic, she would be taken more seriously then.

All this talk of hot body, curves to die for etc is finally getting on my wick!! On a more serious note, if I am to be mean, her bum is too shapeless and makes her look very local esp when she packed it into one silly tight white dress, her bosoms for all we know might have the points facing south but with you folks I guess it's all about quantity and not quality. In short, I repeat, Mercy J AINT ALL THAT  and she should stop making a spectacle of herself!!!!!

In fact I don't know . But on second thoughts, if you view each feature  (eyes, lips, nose, cheekbones, shape of face etc) separately, then Beyonce takes the prize.

ayettymama:
maeden niki minaj is plastic- just like the barbie she represents

and i still think mercy can compete! at least mercy is talented in her field!

then again she might not be appealing to you

she's very appealing to others

ive seen the way men respond to her in movies

she is very desired, even my britico cuzins admire her

thats even th eonli tyme u will catch them watchin a naija movie!

talkless of nigerians

i dont see anything wrong with her skin, u must have better eyes than me

Nothing's "wrong" with her skin, babes. She just needs to work on herself. Sorry to compare her again, but look at Omotola. Never a strand of hair out of place, her skin always looks good in pix. And not because she's fairer. I could mention other black beauties who hold it down without looking like their skin is "ashy". I have nothing against Mercy J, but she needs to sit down cos she aint "all that" .

Listening/watching Lin Yu Chun singing his "I Will Always Love You" version on a Taiwanese talent show. Latest YouTube singing sensation. These people shaa! When they are good, they are very, very good .

I have to agree with mama-gee on this one . Her skin colour leaves a lot to be desired. She needs to work on her skin. Not even to tone/bleach, but try to bring out the glow. She should do that first before insuring one yeye hips that can't even be compared to Muma gee's own, not to talk of Nicki Minaj .

Siena:
What are you on about now, Mama-gee?

Just leave her . I've given up trying to unravel her mysteriousness/figure her out a loooong time ago .