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Career › Re: How To Calculate Your New Salary Based On New National Minimum Wage: Photo by Magic1: 9:10am On Apr 23, 2019
walex2:
so an increment from 18k to 30k is 67%? please work on your statistics. let me help you out and you must pay me . to calculate the increment is like this new minus old multiply by the old. therefore the percentage of increment is 30,000-18000 = 12,000. therefore 12,000\18, 000 = 0.4 percent incremental. please clap for me. the increment is 40 percent and not 67 percent
Na wa for u o. You got the formula right but got the answer wrong. It’s 66.7%
Celebrities › Re: Weird MC And Stella Damascus In London (Photo) by Magic1: 6:36am On Apr 16, 2019
Nkisiva:
You remember Weird MC the Ijoya crooner way back in 2006.

Well, here's how she looks now.

She was recently spotted at the premiere of Stella Damascus' movie, Between, in London.

See Picture Below √

http://www.everywherestew.com.ng/2019/04/weird-mc-pictured-in-london-with-stella.html?m=1
Op it’s Stalla Damasus and Damascus
Phones › Re: Facebook, Whatsapp And Instagram Are Down Worldwide by Magic1: 12:47pm On Apr 14, 2019
unitysheart:
Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram are down worldwide.

Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp are all experiencing issues this morning for users worldwide. Facebook and Instagram are both inaccessible, with news feeds refusing to refresh and the main Facebook.com domain unavailable. WhatsApp messages aren’t being sent or received, and users of Facebook’s main services have headed to Twitter to share that they’re having issues.

The outages appear to have started at around 6:30AM ET this morning, and come just a month after Facebook experienced its worst outage ever. Facebook, WhatsApp, and Instagram were all inaccessible for hours last month, and it wasn’t until over 24 hours later that Facebook finally gave the all clear. Facebook blamed a “server configuration change,” and apologized for the outages.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2019/4/14/18310069/facebook-instagram-whatsapp-down-outage-issues
Even Google is down as well
Business › Re: Whites Perfect Quality Of Products While Blacks Reduces Quality by Magic1(op): 5:33pm On Apr 13, 2019
great664:
Everything from School pencil and Biro, to Thermal printer paper to five alive juice to Choco to roofing sheets to nails (copper) to electric wires and to many more and it cuts all areas of our life... Africa is just fake.

The problem is that the people who are suppose to be inspecting them just keeps taxing/collecting bribe from them and don't mind the standard of the product.


Exactly. The relevant agencies saddled with responsibilities of ensuring standards are maintained only collects bribe and looks the other way.
Business › Whites Perfect Quality Of Products While Blacks Reduces Quality by Magic1(op): 2:16pm On Apr 13, 2019
The White man perfects the quality of their products each and every passing time. They engage in research just to improve quality.

Reverse tends to be case n Africa, specifically Nigeria.

Exotic juice happens to be my favorite fruit juice in the past. These days, it has become watery. It has lost its original taste and flavor.

What is it with the black man and fake product. We move from standard to sub-standard.

What other products have you noticed a nose dive in quality.
Politics › Re: Willie Obiano And Wife, Ebelechukwu Chilling In The US. Photos by Magic1: 9:16am On Apr 12, 2019
Denikayan:
Anambra loot sweet die


This guy sign MOU pass any living thing on Earth


Whats the status of the Airport he did ground braking ceremony for grin grin grin 0%
You have not heard of Ben Ayade of Cross River State. Commander in Chief of MOU signing �
Politics › Re: Full List Of The 371 Tribes In Nigeria by Magic1: 8:56am On Apr 12, 2019
EdiAbali:
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You're a Zombie
Anuofia
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade drags troll who said she lacks creativity and hating on Tiwa Savage by Magic1: 8:47am On Apr 12, 2019
OKorowanta:
Which troll is correct?
Yes you might not get all songs right but she's definitely on top of her game.
As at five years ago,Yemi already has two houses I knew of.
You no dey the country wen Johnny was the most watched Nigerian song on YouTube for years and only got dethroned by Davido's fall?

The stoopid troll is on hypo.


Don't support rubbish.
And you like that Johnny crap? Wack lyric? Mtchewww
Travel › Re: See List Of International Airports In Nigeria - Photos by Magic1: 10:40pm On Apr 10, 2019
erico2k2:
what Airlines land there?
Is it about the airline that lands there or the standard. I can understand that they are all of low standard but Margaret Ekpo Int’l Airport was built to on international specification. The run way can accommodate any size of airline.
Travel › Re: See List Of International Airports In Nigeria - Photos by Magic1: 10:24pm On Apr 10, 2019
AutoReportNG:
Margaret Ekpo International Airport, Calabar is a local airport
Say what? so what’s the “International” doing there. Better advise yourself
Travel › Re: See List Of International Airports In Nigeria - Photos by Magic1: 10:02pm On Apr 10, 2019
Op op, where is Margaret Ekpo International Airport, Calabarhuh
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade drags troll who said she lacks creativity and hating on Tiwa Savage by Magic1: 9:25pm On Apr 10, 2019
The troll is 100% correct. Sings nonsense.
Politics › Re: NASS Leadership: Elumelu, Ossai, Chukwuka, Abonta Battle 4 House Minority Leader by Magic1: 11:16am On Apr 08, 2019
Onyekachi419:
That's there problem cool
“Their”
Romance › Re: Reno Omokri: "Women Don't Have Time Like Men" by Magic1: 11:14am On Apr 08, 2019
MiddleDimension:
which state is this guy from?
Delta
Romance › Self Cleaning Body Parts by Magic1(op): 6:18pm On Apr 07, 2019
Recently, I read where a medical doctor advised against using cotton bud, candle, match stick, feather, broom stick etc in cleaning our ears. He made it clear that the ear is self cleaning and incapable of being infected due to the acidic content. He however, said the outer part can be cleaned using cotton bud. If you have had course to carefully clean your ear after a very long time using cotton bud, you will frown at this advice.

I had also read where it was mentioned that the vagina is self cleaning. Experience has shown that washing (without soap) can ultimately eliminate or reduce oozing as against allowing the self cleansing. There are some women who wash yet, the region still oozes.
We are not ignorant of the ooze associated with infections as some women will always hold on to as the primary reason for the oozing.

Way back in the University, I once quietly ended a relationship due to unbearable stench from the region which overwhelmed the ambipour air freshener in my room. That was the last she heard from me until I left University.

I had rolled with a couple of all round neat women whom I have seen washing up with water and I hardly perceive any offensive odour.

My take: neatly wash the vagina with fresh water without soap as this helps reduce or eliminate offensive odour.

Your take:

Please note that this is not meant to offend our ladies nor anyone else.
Romance › Self Cleaning Body Parts by Magic1(op): 6:08pm On Apr 07, 2019
Recently, I read where a medical doctor advised against using cotton bud, candle, match stick, feather, broom stick etc in cleaning our ears. He made it clear that the ear is self cleaning and incapable of being infected due to the acidic content. He however, said the outer part can be cleaned using cotton bud. If you have had course to carefully clean your ear after a very long time using cotton bud, you will frown at this advice.

I had also read where it was mentioned that the vagina is self cleaning. Experience has shown that washing (without soap) can ultimately eliminate or reduce oozing as against allowing the self cleansing. There are some women who wash yet, the region still oozes.
We are not ignorant of the ooze associated with infections as some women will always hold on to as the primary reason for the oozing.

Way back in the University, I once quietly ended a relationship due to unbearable stench from the region which overwhelmed the ambipour air freshener in my room. That was the last she heard from me until I left University.

I had rolled with a couple of all round neat women whom I have seen washing up with water and I hardly perceive any offensive odour.

My take: neatly wash the vagina with fresh water without soap as this helps reduce or eliminate offensive odour.

Your take:

Note: This is not meant to offend our ladies or anyone else but to garner contributions on how the vagina can be kept and remain clean.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Spends N10trn On Petrol Subsidy by Magic1: 7:00am On Apr 02, 2019
DMerciful:
Subsidy should go but that's not the point.
Bubu said if anybody tells you he is subsidising anything, that person is a fraud! Also if 'corrupt' GEJ was paying less the 'upright ' Bubu then there needs to be explanation.
All in all, subsidy has to go
Bubu needs to explain why he is paying more than GEJ coupled with the increase at the pump from 85 to 145
Politics › Re: Nigeria Spends N10trn On Petrol Subsidy by Magic1: 6:58am On Apr 02, 2019
tactius:
Yes, the whole subsidy thing is crooked, which is why it should be stopped.

But the thing is, many. Nigerians don't want subsidies to go even with all the crookedness because it means high prices at the pump.

That is what annoys me. Nigerians complaining about subsidies, and then they reject the only solution which is total removal.

Come o!what was behind the increase from 85 to 145? Wasn’t that subsidy removal?

Subsidy system is a waste
Politics › Re: Nigeria Spends N10trn On Petrol Subsidy by Magic1: 6:45am On Apr 02, 2019
ITbomb:
After increasing fuel price.

Subsidy miraculously increase instead of reducing.

Now we don't even know who is importing the fuel, no accountability.

Fight corruption, my foot
My exact thought. He never believed Jonathan’s government was truly paying subsidy. Buhari went ahead to increase pump price yet, subsidy payment increased along side.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Spends N10trn On Petrol Subsidy by Magic1: 6:38am On Apr 02, 2019
GolDRoger:
I remember buhari saying that
subsidy is a scam
that his government will remove it, that was in 2015

can i shock you??
Buhari's government has ended up paying more in fuel subsidy that GEJ did

#Hypocrite
Are you minding that living dead
Family › Re: My Wife Doesn't Post My Pictures On Social Media, She Is Abnormal, Help! by Magic1: 3:50am On Apr 02, 2019
[quote author=UyaiIncomparabl post=77159344]She's not abnormal. All of her actions are/were premeditated and as thus; are conscious choices she's made overtime.

I can't come to a conclusion on this, but I think (a strong possibility) that your wife doesn't love you. You' were just available for her to make as a choice to salvage her biological clock from waning out.

Just as they say, when the desirable isn't available, you make the available one your choice. I love to show off what I 'LOVE'. So you see, it's tit for tat.

A deep check; She takes pictures, but excludes/crops you out, you tag her, she untags you, you buy her gifts, she cringes and in turn makes you feel worthless, she tells you she doesn't need to show you off to the world to know you both are married. That's a blatant lie from the abyss. In as much as I want to be stingy, nay say cautious with the truth, but I have to let it all out. You're not her fantasy. Forget that part about you being tall, dark and handsome. Beauty is subjective. You may think you're attractive but she sees you below that. How do you people even make love? Is there chemistry?

Another thing, you saw these signs during courtship and still stubbornly had to dive in? You're the architect of your own misfortune. I just hope she hasn't been cheating on you. I won't say she's unemotional, she isn't. (A person with less or little emotion transcends such vibe to people around him/her, they have no feelings). She just doesn't vibe with you. Communicate with her and hear her reasons out. I'm 100% sure it'll be gibberish. If it persists, don't be afraid to lose yourself (meet people and hobnob, and of course, get a side chick who'll heal your heart from the worries your wife gives you wink). Act like you don't care. Flirt a little. She go do normal. You'll worry less eventually. I'm one against cheating, but I wouldn't have people treated like garbage.

PS; I can be very unemotional and non-challant, but this is off the radar. I only show off who shows me off. Say no to one-sided relationships!

The faster you know that humans love opportunistically, the better. wink
In your next life, learn not to be a second choice and don't be afraid to chose rigidly too.


You talk too much, much more than the person you accused of talking too much.
Politics › Re: Steve Hanke: Nigeria Ranked Sixth Most Miserable Country In The World by Magic1: 12:40pm On Apr 01, 2019
I suspect tthe photograph up there is that of Steve Hanke
Romance › Re: The Serpent And The Apple: Beautiful Lady And Her Man Turn Adam & Eve by Magic1: 11:01am On Mar 27, 2019
Me I cannot see any unclothedness here o, Adam and Eve were stark naked before they ate the apple. I want that to reflect here. Call on me immediately we have such pictures.
Nairaland General › Disappeared Funny And Intelligent Nairalanders by Magic1(op): 7:44pm On Mar 24, 2019
I have been a guest for the past ten years but only decided to be an active member recently. In those ten years, I have read funny/ intelligent posts, diaries and comments from certain nairalanders who incidentally, are no longer active anymore.

Reading comments from these guys light up my day as well as other guest and active members of this forum. Some of these guys are funny with comments when they want to and contribute intelligently when they wishes to. The big question is: where are these once active members? Worthy of mention are : NWAAMAIKPE and YUZEDO. I can only imagine what must have happened to them. Feel free to add those you feel are no longer active anymore.
Politics › Re: Full List Of The 371 Tribes In Nigeria by Magic1: 12:59pm On Mar 23, 2019
ruggedtimi:
people from asaba speak what?
Aniocha!
Politics › Re: Full List Of The 371 Tribes In Nigeria by Magic1: 7:02am On Mar 23, 2019
Op, there’s no tribe in Delta regarded as “Igbo”, not even the Ibo speaking part. What we have is Ika, spoken by the people of Agbor/Owa, Aniocha spoken by the people of Isele-Ukwu, Isele-Azagba, Ogwashi-Ukwu, Okpanam, Ibuzo etc
Politics › Re: Osun Election: Davido Reacts To Ademola Adeleke's Victory At Tribunal by Magic1: 5:12pm On Mar 22, 2019
Naijaguy12345:
A fat guy with no WAEC is about to sit at the top of affairs of great Osun state .

Teachers be ready to be owed 4 years wages.
Teachers earn salary and not wage. Learn the difference
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Seychelles: AFCON Qualification - 3 - 1 (Full Time) by Magic1: 5:04pm On Mar 22, 2019
afoltundeseen:
with these sets of unserious players. ANYWAY CHECK MY SIGGY TO WATCH IT LIVE
May God punish u. Where is the fraudulent link
TV/Movies › Re: Meet The #BBNaija 2019 Contestant Candidates by Magic1: 2:40pm On Mar 21, 2019
Almost all of them are Ibos. Beautiful people
Food › Re: Guinness Debuts In Premium Lager Category With Guinness Gold by Magic1: 12:28pm On Mar 17, 2019
Monkey tail is the real deal. One shot equals 5 bottles of beer.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Steps Out In Style For Church Service (Picture) by Magic1: 9:27am On Mar 17, 2019
Onyi22:
Sharrrrrrrrrrrap there ,show us ur outfit
You are the one that needs to shut up because she is absolutely right. Poor combo!

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