₦airaland Forum

Way to go...

Buy either belax or dulcolax

Take it one or tablets after meals

Take lots of water

In Port Harcourt, it is a normal thing... I've been approached by gay men at least twice.

Please, how does this benefit Nigerians? I see a lot of Nigerians rejoicing and taking sides.

I just love this woman.

4.5 plots of Land in the heart of Port Harcourt (D-Line area) for SALE

Suitable to build a Church, School, Hotel, Hospital or Supermarket, etc

I have the C-of-O in my hand

Asking Price: 40Million per plot.

Call 08025728037

You gave yourself away when you said there was a Jury in a Nigerian court.

But nice storyline though.

The only foolish thing you did is not patenting this work of art and selling it to a Nollywood producer.

Now, some people will copy and paste your hard work, and pass it off as their own.

kkins25:
This won't work since they already downloaded a list of your contacts and your profile pic

It works

You are silly

Make una dey calm down abeg

None of these matches even played draw

Just look at you

BornBiafra

Please is this your method still working? This is April 2023.

Do you produce h-type cages?

God bless you

Still selling....

A SIMP is a danger to himself and those around him.

Jesus speaking (not shouting) to 5000 people, without a Microphone.

Many African Pastors assume the place of God these days. If you're not genuflecting before them, they see it as arrogance.

They insult people and expect people to lick their arses.

It has now become like a cult. Other pastors will condemn you, even when they know that their friend (your current pastor) is wrong.

I say this from experience.

I remember the 80s. Pastors were humane and gentle, filled with God's spirit.

These days , they are very insulting, haughty and arrogant.

My advice to this poster is to quietly leave that church and go somewhere else . As for me, I rarely attend church anymore these days. Today is even a Sunday and I'm at home.

If this poster tries to accost that pastor, she will be lynched.

Still selling...

4.5 plots of Land in the heart of Port Harcourt (D-Line area) for SALE

Suitable to build a Church, School, Hotel, Hospital or Supermarket, etc

I have the C-of-O in my hand

40Million per plot.

Call 08025728037

Paul Enenche is saying the truth.

I voted at Rukpokwu Civic Center (Ward 14, unit 043).

Election started even late. the first sign that something was amiss was when PDP agents brought INEC officials in their (the PDP agent's) car.

Election started at about 12PM, instead of 8AM.

When the election was finished, we counted the presidential election thus:

LP = 173
PDP = 4
APC = 2

On hearing this, PDP boys started formenting trouble. One made a call, and so many boys came there to cart away the election materials. They stopped the INEC officials from entering the results into the BVAS.

they forced the INEC officials into their car and drove away, to an undisclosed location

This guy even has Masters Degree o

I wish I was voting in your PU. I for like test your strength.

I'm voting at ObioAkpor. If your weight reach, try and come to ObioAkpor to stop obidienta from voting.

If you go back alive, I will never speak again on Nairaland.

Exmilitant:
River is Batified already. Those crowd are mainly Igbos living and trading at Obigbo and Diobu axis in Rivers state.
The fact is most of them don't have voters card and the ones who have are registered in their villages where they are afraid to travel to for fear of Simon Ekpa's boys.

My polling unit next Saturday if you are not voting for Tinubu better go back home!

Tinubu is the next president of Nigeria.

I said it first!!!

before clicking on this link, my instincts told me it would be Rivers State.

...Lo and behold

i can't believe the shit-story i just read.

If this is not fictional, then you're delusional.

Ensure you get your pound of flesh. You have everything.

Maybe you have not seen the Nigerian military in action torturing militants. I have. Believe me, it was not a pleasant sight. Should soldiers catch any of those guys, my brother, I promise you one thing: They will give their lives to Christ immediately.

#magictonic

Excuse me, have you met George Clooney?

there is nothing as hurtful as POVERTY/FINANCIAL LACK.

When I see younger people today, who say Heartbreak brings feelings of suicide, I'm perplexed

but this man named achimugu is a snitch. before you come at me, be it known to you that I'm not supporting Atiku

Empress made a silly error, no doubt. What the Bleep was she thinking? She has outgrown the era of mushy love, so I wonder why she had to do this.

Having said that, this Boyfriend of hers is a stupid slowpoke, who deserves to be arrested, prosecuted, and locked away for at least 7 years. This kind can kill, just to prove a point.

This father is a belligerent, entitled person. He demands respect, but don't give any.

I don't see where the kid disrespected him. The boy even spoke to him respectfully.

What is his problem?

PS: I'm a father with grown kids, so don't bring that misogynist patriarchy rubbish to me. It doesn't fit here.

The man was wrong. Dead wrong.