₦airaland Forum

satowind:
Is one of those gals whose wife material no reach to sew g-string. Meanwhile












XMAS_PALAVA!!!

GIRL: baby please I want to fix my X-mas Hair, i
want you to give me some money to do that.

BOY: (goes into his drawer takes out N10,000
gives it to her)

BOY: baby take this N10,000, i know its small, but please manage it.

(The Girls collects the money counts it, and it is
N10,000 just as the Boy said. She removes N1,500. gives the remaining N8,500 back to the Boy and said)

GIRL: baby N1,500 will be ok for me. So take back this N8,500 and use it for something good, you don't have to start spending too much on me now. When we get married, you can think of doing that..

QUESTION:
DOES THIS KIND OF GIRL EXIST?

(A) Yes
(B ) Maybe
(C) No

A. Such ladies exist.

SeverusSnape:
oops!...take heart. But guy you fuc.ked up, I thought it was a Hollywood blockbuster you were watching. NOLLYWOOD

Exactly. At first I thought he was distracted by box office Hollywood movies like Lucy, Kiss of the Dragon, White House Down etc... Then I saw Nollywood. I was like what da f**k?

That's what I call "Christmas Stew".

If they like, let them make Shakau head of Buhari's policy team. No Cabal can stand against the wind of "Fresh Air" blowing across Nigeria.

minister2015:
gej is the worst thing to have ever happened to Nigeria: this is a man that has ex convicts as his benefactors: bode, alams, ................... just mention them. 20billion dollars is missing.
#BRINGBACKOURMONEY#

pa Buhari is also surrounded and backed by Tinubu (Head of Corruption in Nigeria), Atiku Abubakar etc...

How can somebody who just registered himself on Twitter two days ago claim to be abreast changing world dynamics and possess the necessary facilities to tackle a 21st Century problem?

RedEboe:
These are my personal observations;

APC fans operate and attack in packs on the social media space (NL). When a compelling anti-Buhari arguement is placed in front of them they tend to become very abusive and take turns with different monikers to insult pro-GEJ Nairalanders often accusing them of being 'Igbo'.

GEJ fans on the other hand seem to accept criticisms better, putting forward facts and figures to dissuade unjust accusations made against Jonathan.

Just my observation.

Because they are are clueless.

He also promised to involve serving and retired military generals to devise an effective strategy to crush insurgency in the country, if elected as President in 2015.

Talk of hypocrisy at its peak. Was he not very person that said: An attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the North? Was he not the very person against the declaration of state of emergency in North East from the beginning? He even went ahead to compare and bemoan the killing of boko haram members and their properties as against the treatment of Niger Delta militants. How can he solve the problem of boko haram if he's completely clueless of the real cause of extremism and terrorism? Because of Lust for Power, he's now telling Nigerians he will liaise with military generals to crush boko haram, the very demons he supported before. Will he crush his own boys? Let him tell us another story.

At 35, I believe its still not late. There are women who got married at the age of 39, 40 years. She should remain calm.
However, I think she should get herself involve in social activities. Who knows, she could meet potential husband materials along the way.

Sponsoring revolutionaries always end up in blood shed. This will do nothing but dent Nigeria's image and foreign policy. Besides, with the African Union charter of non interference in internal affairs of African states in place, starring up dissident groups will further dampen our relationships with other West African countries.
As soon as Nigeria got Strong Evidence suggesting the involvement of Chadian government into boko haram activities, they will be reported immediately to the African Union and the United Nations.

Sylvarresta:
Good for them, sebi na dem de fund those guys.... Mean while vote for change

How is voting a 72 year old former military head of state, the "change" Nigeria need? Does that sound normal to you? It's like advocating for a Conscious Movement back to the stone age. Do you know what that movement is called in civilized world? Backward Retrogression.

minister2015:
merry christmas to all my compatriot christians and a special greeting to GEJ, COUNTDOWN TO OTUOKE COME 2015

Stop dreaming.

It's not a question of "if Buhari looses". He lost the election already.

The Sultan added that: “Whatever that is happening in the north is our own doing, because we did not do what we were supposed to do.

The Sultan got this one right. Until Northern Leaders wake up to reality and face the challenges facing the region squarely, the problem of extremism and insecurity will persist.





The first step towards solving a problem is recognizing the problem.

Thank God they have seen the light. They have set themselves free from bondage.

jsam2k5:
不用 謝 不客氣 不要客氣 不會

Not everyone understand mandarin you know.

babyfun:
How about going to Sambisa forest to play golf...

The Nigerian army is looking for recruits.

I agree with the Op.

cy4cent:
Waaooooo,dats so contradictory! he hates d music they are playing in d arena,[b]yet he is smiling?[/b]stop shooting yourself in d mouth plsssss...

At least still better than d clueless one that's smiles like a sheep!!!

He may be smiling physically to pretend like he's enjoying himself, but he's frowning deep inside his heart.

maclatunji:
Did GEJ know who Dr. Dre is when he wore those Beats by Dre headphones given to him by that political jobber called D'banj?

Of course. GEJ has always been a music lover. Reason why he appropriated the sum of $200 million dollars for the entertainment industry. Will Buhari do this knowing fully well he hates music?

anonimi:
I actually thought Saro the musical was about the late Ken Saro-Wiwa just as Fela, the musical. I was wondering how could a Buhari sit in on such a show about the Ogoni activist that his "saint" Abacha killed brutally

#Never_Again

Lust for Power is making Buhari do things he doesn't believe in.

temitemi1:
GEJ till 2019!!!

Totally endorsed.

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Since independence,the north has ruled for 38yrs with nothing to show for it,GEJ has started from d scratch to develop all sectors of d economy,he deserves a 2nd term till 2019!

True. GEJ needs all the support he can get to continue the good works.

Recent developments lately suggest the world is experiencing what is called a Renewed wave of "Global spread of Terrorism". African countries must put heads together to fight this evil by tightening cross border security, stopping illegal shipment of arms, and the ideology that fuels these terrorist. Africa may be the target of global expansion of terrorism.

So sad. I wish the people of Bornu celebrate Christmas devoid of boko haram attack.

Looking at the picture, Buhari appears to be staring at the tablet wandering what he's holding on his hand. It doesn't look like he's browsing the net. I bet he doesn't even know how to use it.

RedEboe:
So, you are tired of ALWAYS losing out on the girl(s) of your dream, she always falls for the other guy?

Your female friends keep 'friend zoning' you?

You are a church going nice guy and you believe in the sanctity of marriage, but you still need to get laid, right?

Maybe you are still a virgin and seriously need to break that psychological stigma and get some P*****y?

Whatever your problem is, this is your chance to get free advise on how to make that transition from a good boy to a bad guy.

Rules: One question, one answer...no follow up questions and no long stories.

Let's hear it.

Your skills would be more appreciated if you convert bad people (Boko Haram) to good people.

Youths of nowadays don turn something else

omenka:
Too little too late for you, too much and timely for millions of Nigerians!!

At least is is better than screening young woman's b00bs in the name of watching the screening of a Nollywood movie by you-know-who.

If Buhari like, let him collect the microphone and sing along with the musicians. It won't change a thing.

SirHouloo:
This is showing the level of his deceit.... One of the numerous pretence which include picking a pastor to show that he isn't politically biased and the husband of Awolowo's grand daughter to appeal for the ills he did to the O'odua icon. I refuse to be deceived

pa Buhari is a serial pretender.