keemness:

@oyb, noise from ms briggs indeed. Very annoying,

oyb:

expect threatening phone calls from asari dokubo and more noise from ms briggs

pardon me please what did Mrs Annkio Briggs say that was annoying, just curious to knw if u dont mind,

plz what is bleep?

freecocoa:

omo it may be a bit hard to break it all down in pure english o,but I'll try.

Slowpoke = a foool
Yoruba = an offensive way of writing yoruba
Discombobulated = confused
Retardeen = a slowpoke**ed fellow(abi?)
Odechukwu = A stuppid person(specially for GEJ)
Hilldot =another style of writing 11diot
Manbitches= A male biatch
Kpetus = pusshy
Odeoshi = I don't know how to explain this.

Thanks a million

nothing is working for me ooo, plsss help!!!

freecocoa:

Joystick(didn't know it meant dickkkkkk)
Womanliness(didn't know it meant pusshy)
Odeoshi
Slowpoke
Yoruba
Odechukwu
Hilldiot
Discombobulated
Manbitches
Kpetus
Retardeen

meaning plzzzz  

lol way back as at 2006.
never knew wat it meant until i was introduced to nairaland.
and 1 other thing i wont tell ya its so hilarious and dumb on my part that i never knew it

Nice one,
South-south it's time to face odili,ibori and co,

Bayelsa state shares boundry with Sokoto state #occupynigeria,

my thoughts too,
i posted my comments on facebook abt d fuel subsidy and u need to see how my ph pple blasted me as if they r not affected,

nairalanders crazy people LWKMD

when i saw this topic before clicking on the page to open, i said to myself it must be the engineers.
not because they dont know what they r doing but because of bad government who is not kin in giving the nigerian engineers chance to perform witout bringing in foreigners.
e.g
minsters of works
ministers of power & steel
ministers of petroluem

many more places where they r suppose to perform,

this is just my opinion, dont crucify me

i want to generally stop eating eba, cos am getting to fat, and am suspecting eba for dat crime , will semovita be good for me? (small portion though, anytime of d day)

boko haram will allow them to build ba? but our niger delta brothers will not allow investors to build down here witout kidnapping them, what a shame,

Big Brother,

Kevin
Uti
Karen

NL is such a crazy site , where everyone let loose of their 10% madness.

afam4eva:

In Port-hacourt, Yorubas are called "Omo Yoruba" in a bid to reply "Omo Igbo". Other names are Yoruba Yoruba(That's the word yorubas use the most) and Ofe mmanu(Oil soup).

Big lie.

realchange:

i thought he is your yoruba brother. lol
you people will cry one day if igbos decide to join them to show you your place in nigeria

Wat is d time? 10:14? I think it's way past ur bed time and u must be sleep typing, so to bed my little one.

Siena:

An office person, (as you claim to be) yet you don't have the patience to read a few pages. You're game, without knowing all the details?  

Seriously what is this suppose to mean? Is this why we are here? Or we are here for a noble cause, Am I suppose to explain anything tou you?

ayusman16:

And you want to be foolish as them? See your round self.

U must be very stupid. So u cannot make a comment without an abuse, So low

Ok really don't ve the patience to read through the pages, but for whatever it's for, am game.
Would have loved to be in d committee but am an office person.

ZUBY77:

When is Google Church nigeria coming online ? so that people like tb josh and adeboye will be put out of business. then every sunday, i will wake up early and cook my white rice and stew, then bath, wear new cloths, sit down in my palour, browse for an hour, remove my cloths and eat.

lmfao  d sickest thing I ve Eva heard

people are talking about bomb blast and some pipo are advertizing there products.

OK me too let me advertize my buz

visit www.makioba.com.ng

GBAM

Boundry adjustment, keep talking
it has happened before and it will happen again (abandon property claimed from the whitemen after 1960)

Up River State people

mind your business or hug wet transformer

I want to say a big Thank you to all the nairalanders (home and abroad) who contributed to Mr Obuh and his family's welfare, may God bless you all.
believe it or not you have saved a life.

i love my country  

self employed anyday anytime

King Rumple stiffskin (Shrek forever after)

or Hades or Hell Boy

just think of any evil soul

boundry adjustment is talking again

lovely place to be, i tell you.
went there in 2007 and i felt like i was in another part of the world, the sad thing was that we lost the camera we went there with, but i can still remember the whole activities we had.
will surely want to go there again and again.

ocelot2006:

@ Pazienza I just say your breakdown of the igbo population in the SS. So because the igbos make up 30% of the population of delta state, the state is an igbo state? Even the ndoki people u mentioned in akwa ibom state make up a VERY SMALL portion of Ukanafun LGA. But I guess that makes us "igbos" abi? Even the ikwerres you mentioned in Rivers frown when you call them igbos. Are you going to impose your will on them.

Finally, did you just mention that Opobo is an igbo land. Seriously, are you guys this desperate?! It's no wonder poeple look at you guys with suspicion. So for the love of all that is holy, please focus your attention on your lands in the South-East. No bi by force. Thieves.

GBAM,

SE honestly u guys should concentrate on ur SE and leave SS alone, its not by force, haba

r231:

sorry whats that

i think they call it keke marwa in lagos, (tricycle for transportation)

dexter's laboratory still one of my best, dede drives dexter maddddd