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strangest: singlet and two white handkerchief... whether she want me to join atilogwu dancers, I dont know...

No be small fin.

Eze Promoe: [color=scarlet]*Walks to the cupboard*
*Searching for old-school music*
*Finds one by Bright Chimezie titled 'Oyibo mentality' and plays it.*

Back to topic,
I wasn't saying the article was bad but what it would mean to an African man who has been looking for a way to sleep outside but because of what people would say, he tries as hard as possible to sustain his urges and you come as an African lady to your African man and say, 'nyem ohere' or 'funmi space'. Awwwwwwwww![/color]

Okoro iji okwu, I Na anukwa, nyem ohere. hmmm. Ndi rescue mission(runz girls) never go. Strike. Na.

Chei d boy Na correct ori nne Na nwa. Bite mother , bite pikin.

This reminds me of an animated film rapounzuie..

Prison break.
Grey's anatomy.

pheyikemi: . It is egusi+stout+pounded yam

Guy u no chop ur school fees @ll.

Adeniyi A.:
whaaaaat!... Mynd?
share chores? who shares n for who?
the husband can only help when it's absolutely necessary and the wife should see such as a favour not as an obligation.

But she will help u in sharing d financial burdens. Smh Nigerian husbands.

No be only 3m, he bought WTC 4 her.

Forever a “SHE“. Even in the nxt 10yrs 2 come. The only time I suck beign a woman is wen lifting d American flag monthly.

Honestly I wouldn't notice him. Cos am busy finking of mi way foward.

Richfella: Something dey worry you abi? Na police dey hungry you.

She's not your property and owes you no explanation.

Matter yakari.

Funny enof this slippers/ sandals is now rampant. But d original ones are still xpensive. Popularly knwn as azonto or ping sandals/ slippers. I have seen d shoes made 4 men. But aba no go phuck up nah. 9ja 4 life.

May oluwa grant yhu all ur heart desires, as he knws them all. remain blessed..

Year of faith- catholic.

Am taking a corner .

neupert: i don't understand a word could you please interpret?

U wan learn igbo be dat? Sorry nke a abughi okwu ala ego(nairaland)

gree-die:
nwa ada, ufodu ihe o dere bu eziokwu nu.... Imaro zi na anyi ma esi ezigbo nri, mara ebi n'udo... Ife o kwuru maka oriaku bukwa eziokwu.

Afuro kwa m ife iwe di ebe ahu, ha nile/ fa ncha bukwa njakiri

Nekwanu ndi a , echekwa m, ma ufodu echezo si go omimi asusu igbo.
O di Nma , udo diri unu.

Long live. D explorer
Long live. Romance section posters
Long live Nairaland
Long live federal republic of Nigeria.
Merry Xmas everyone.

190-the-clown:
[color=RED][size=18pt]RIG - ROLLS INSIDE GUTTER
[/size]That GIRL punny Go be like BORE-HOLE [/color]

Who told yu she slept with all those dudes.
For the fact dat she dated 24 guys doesn't mean she slept with all of them.
U must not sleep with anybody u date remember.

Eat more of fruits and vegetables. Try exercising ur body regular sit ups.. Take more of cuccumber too.

blink182: yeah they don't ask for cards, they ask for more. I have a friend in abj that lives in a 500k p.a apartment, she has no job but lives like a queen, I know another that lost her bold 5 and just had it replaced, I know one that had her guy buy her a house in abj. Are these not big babes, but are we to say they are different from beggars or pegging their loyalty to you on what they can gain from you?

A runz girl is not a big girl, guy wake up from your dreams.

Kirinwa: Do you intentionally choose to be ignorant?Talking about big girls here!Chatted with one on facebook,she said send card,scolded her n she said she joking!Rubbish.If I had sent it,she would have jokingly loaded it.

Dude big girls don't ask 4 cards.they are 2 busy making their money and rarely have time 4 social netwks. So Vivy is right by saying u go 4 primary 6 girls. Meaninig those girls still reason like embroyos. Remember birds of a feather congregrate 2 the nearet proximity. #word#

andyanders: I will not call you names, I pray to God to have mercy on you. You can call me names as you like. I am only asking God to have mercy on me as a sinner. you that knows your amadioha, He will judge us according to our works and life. I am only saying the truth about T.B Joshua, so I am not forcing you or your likes to like him or say whatever you like to say about him. Note God is the source of his work and he is been protected by God.

Well since you are Malaria by name, I can see where your problem is coming from.

I knw the God I worship and certainly he is not a God of Deciet. Oh you seekers of signs and wonders. I bet u had a pastor u made a role model b4 d reign. of T.b Joshua. Many will come in God's name and perform a lot of signs and miracles in his name.I refuse 2 be decieved. Cos my God has already taken away my sins and sorrows. These are all signs of end time.so am not suprised. Mind u I never called u names. Roger dat.

andyanders: Let me put it straight to those who still do not believe that T.B.Joshua is a TRUE prophet of God Almighty, that you are spiritually blind and need to ask God to open your eyes so that you will come to terms with your life.
We may call him names, but NOTE he will NEVER ever fight you back or condemn you because he is doing the will of who sent him hence his ignoring those who call him names.
I have not gone there but my wife and we can testify that what we have experienced in our life, after we have gotten the stickers is something I have NEVER seen in my entire life. We have the sticker on my gate,in front of the entrance of my house and also on the kitchen door. On a particular day when I went to buy fuel 30 lts and Kerosene 30 ltrs. My wife mistakenly took the fuel to the kitchen and I took the fuel to the generator house. She took the fuel and poured into two stoves to the brim and used same to cook for 2 days and nothing happened and on the 3rd day she went out, I decided to on the stove only to discover that the stove was burning abnormally unlike normal kerosene. I had to take the stove outside and poured little on the floor of the compound. Took a matches to scratch and the entire outside went on flames. I rushed back to the kitchen only to discover that it was the fuel that was beside the 2 stoves which was used in cooking for 2 days and nothing happened only for it to explode outside the house. Note, wherever there is a sticker from the Synagogue church, that house is under the protection of God


If this nation is to seek the face of God, we need a man like T.B.Joshua to know the mind of God for us as he is a blessing to our generation and a rear gift to Africa and the world.
A land or a nation where there is no vision, people perish. It is time we seek the face of God and when we hear a message from the TRUE men of God, we should listen. If America should have a man like him, I believe that our leaders will be going there to worship and be seeking the face of God. Because he is a Nigerian and we know his mother and father, we fail to recognize him.

This same attitude was how the Jews handled Jesus and never believed Him and they went ahead to crucify him and it was after they have crucified him and His predictions and prophecies started manifesting that they started believing ONLY when He resurrected. Same thing will happen here one day when we shall look for him- T.B Joshua and we shall not find him. That time, we and the entire world will realize that we had T.B Joshua and we never believed that he was a vessel of God. He owns no fleet of cars, no house, no plane and no personal accounts and has given all he has to the needy yet we call him names. We all should ask for forgiveness and seek the face of God because this man has NEVER EVER fought back to the people who criticize him, rather he prays for all of us. Only a man sent by God can have the attitude towards others. Jesus will come as a thief and we don't know.

May Amadioha and my ancestors show u ancient wisdon in ur dreams. Dnt come here 2 market any man of God if u want 2 believe in him, is upto u. U dnt need 2 tell people what 2 do. Thank heavens d bible wz written in English language. This is his era 2 reign. A lot of pastors has reigned b4 him. I wonder why dis man does not see d brains behind boko harem and a lot of crimes and kidnapping going on in this country.

bunmila: Olodo.

Somethings are better left untold, d guy no suppose sing.

If u can't get the master, go 4 his favourite goat. They couldn't get Rochas, so they went 4 his ...... I love dis country, never a dull moment.

kabasa77: i hope say super sugar daddy rochas don hear this o

Lol and d babe take style rezemble d first lady.

Singing“ Aboki , shine my shoe. Shine my shoe. Poster if u like preach from NW till thy kingdom come. Some women will always go naked in d name of fashion. so leave matter 4 mattias.

Chai , ihe eshile Ike. Uwa ntoo!, uwa nmeee!

luvmijeje: Op I ve an idea dat ll definitely lead u 2 her but u ve 2 tell me d reason why u want 2 see her so desperately.

u sound like d one he is looking 4.

bennyraz: Lmao @ i went 2 lag to visit a guy.. He gave me 100k but he didn't touch me.

Me likes . D man na her papa?