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^^ cos u knw u would be phucking bored over there.

KINGwax: did d guy say he is lookin for a gay partner?

He said he is looking 4 mind. And mind is right here with us.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Huh? I don't get you[/quote]But you are mind nah. Am just kidding bro.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I wish you luck[/quote]Why wishing him luck, when he wz looking out 4 you. Na wa o.

[quote author=Mynd_44]What the fûck? Perhaps you will also say there is a spiritual undertone to getting married in movies[/quote]Dat dude is a drunken master., what d heck is doind in social ntwk. Abi his pastors no tell am say he will be initiated.21st century illiterate.

ItsModella: Sorry o!!! You know you're my chief bridesmaid already. He is yet to pay bride-price. My father and his kinsmen have dropped the marriage list.
In addition to the yam, wine and fruits, he needs to bring money for aso ebi
2 dozens of kolanuts
10 gallons of palm wine
10 cows, 20 goats
15 cartons of Star
13 cartons of mineral
2 bottles of Schnapps
Hollandis material for my mother's family
George material for my father's family.

Note that this list is tentative and is subject to change.

U 4got BB, brazillian, Peruvian and mongoloid hair 4 d maidens.

Your worst enemy can be your best friend. Hatred can sometimes be love in disguise.

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Dumb thread from a mentally challenged, illiterate Sudanese looking chimpanzee. . .
Dumber replies! Especially from the band wagon hopping, pitiably lopsided, pathetically discombobulated, "crowd following" schmucks!

98% Quantitative Bullshit! #Fact! [/color][/quote]Seriously searching 4 3d dictionary

Temi 23: 190-the-clown, you and nigerian ladies sha.... just dey wonder who you go marry sef?

He will marry Willie Willie.

solidbroda: pride will only get fake guys around u. And besides, if person check ur background and history, maybe your mom sells chicken at mushin or oshodi. Girls like you are liability and so "i never Chop"

In your phuckin dreams u just said something. Mr wannabe.

Damseluc: I hate it when a guy is insultive and abusive. A guy who was asking me out saw me talking to another guy and said he would slap me. I haven't even accepted to go out with him and he already wants to slap me. Since then, I hated him with passion. I also hate when a guy tries to compare me with his Ex. For God sake we are two different people.

No mind dem.d rubbish boy Neva get matric no. He wan begin come lecture.

^^ I dey pain you.? O na ewute gi.

elopee3000: Men gossip is just normal gisting women gossip about everything ,they gossip about neighbor about car about amu or otu they gossip about husband

guy isi mebiri gi o.

Hornipipe u wan tell me say u knw thry celebrate birthdays. Abi u wan build wtc.b4 u start.celebrating birthday doesn't neccessarily mean u have achieved much. It just 2 appreciate God's mercies dats all.

^^ s I mean those born on 29th Feb.
So u don't celebrate birthdays.

Eze Promoe: Flashes back to mother's advice ('hapu umunwanyi aka, ha ga-araputa gi one day') and jumps into Bonny River.

Ewoo! Nne gi osi gi esozina umu nwanyi na ha bu ekwensu. So wot are u doing here, knowing fully well dat they are plenty here. Am so telling on you.

190 is nobody's fault dat u r frustrated. Stop pouring out your frustration on women. No be make make you poor. Go and hustle.

Op Whata mettic.

Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....
Cuz. D Reps didn't undastand all wat he was sayn...

No be lie o.,

fellis: This is an old joke, OP only replaced the name of the speaker in the original joke with Patrick's name.

Bad belle, bad hater, enemy of progress.

Dis is porn

[quote author=190-the-clown]^Easy tiger easy

Come here have some dettol -U'l feel better afterwards [/quote]HEDIOT.

Rocktation: I just find it peculiar, that a lot of Naija men get lost almost everytime..
And it's even stranger that they almost never ask their fellow men for directions...ponder..wonder..ponder... .

I dey tells you.

I love you -WASH.
You are my one and only- RINSE.
I can't live without you - DRY.
I want 2 marry you- IRON.
Dis is serious dry cleaning business. SAPO.

[quote author=acidosis™]Take it easy malaria parasite.. I don't exchange words with female rascals.. you aint goin get my attention with your rascality and thugery.
& pls kindly quote the part of my post that you find offensive.


I say rubbish things about rubbish ladies like you.



If I answer "yes" to your questions, you'll not let me rest..



I'm sure you're addicted to sugar papas.. more like you've turned the guys around you to mumu atmachines.. you must be a generous worker in the bureau de sex.

see who is talking about attention..
I am sure the smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a pen!s.

I'm trying to avoid harsh & insultive
words...but I'll like to know, which part of my "quotes" do you find offensive- is it the 'date', sugar-daddy', 'lesbians', 'dress' or [/quote]U and co she-hater have decided 2 turn this forum 2 women bashing forumn. Wotever u think or say stop generalizing.u don't have respect 4 woman. Sometimes I wonder if you a gay. You use 2 be reasonable in your posts till u took the oath of bashing ladies. Don't worry I promise you 4 any encounter u jave with any woman. Be it mother, sister, gf or wife shall be a cause 2 you. I can't be looking for attention cos from ur write ups recently u are 10000 steps away from been a gentleman.go and find something meaninful 2 do and stop sulking over a lady dat u allowed 2 rubbish your life.

Laila Ikeji: here's the true picture of Essien Ebube Garricks and she actually won a brand new Cessna 182T AEROPLANE in the MTN Ultimate Wonder Promo bt she took the cash equivalent 64m instead.

second pic is ebube n her brother.

read more - http://www.lailaikeji.com/2012/11/picture-of-ebube-essien-garricks-mtn.html

D second pix luks more like a bf and gf pose than a bro -sis. Pose.the dude and dudet are not looking xcited.just saying.

dmcdad: It beats my imagination to know that a gurl would be this open... Its really bizarre and startling. Anywayz, I love the way you took the blame, as well as let other gurlz know that guyz can be very sweet and super-nice but at the end of the day such guyz are taken as Alhajis... and it ain't fair cos some of these guyz might just be naturally nice and have good heart / intentions but a typical Naija gurl sees such a person as an Office... Lol. Thank God people are beginning to see things differently... Its a welcome development.

I commend your post but 4 a typical naija girl.I will prefer some naija girl. Pls do not join d wagon of some hediots that have no respect 4 ladies.for heavens sake some non nigerians are readind all these . Such comments would biase d minds of some ppl.thanks.

I don't go sniffing around 4 fools, I knw them when they talk. Op you are a 21st centuary fool.for you 2 waste you time saying rubbish abt ladies. I knw your type , you are a bad looser. I knw your type , how much do u have dat u spend on women. Abeg ur name dey 4 Forbes magazine. Do u have money? U are sitting on ur broke ass dats y u come here 2 be wagging your tongue.I bet you guys dat spend money on ladies don't talk. If you spend money on a lady dats worth it, u won't complain.may be u are used 2 cheap things .dats why u attract cheap articules like you. Grow up and stop acting like kids in KD.Even a foetus can't reason d way u do.don't think you get attention or fame by dis your myopic talks.you are just xposing your ignorance, you article of no commercial value.

[quote author=O.M.E]Mary bringing a message from heaven? ...is she an angel? that aside...I was trying to keep an open mind..Mary is Jesus's earthly mother.. fine agreed..but the fact remains that catholics believe Mary is their link to God which i know is 100% wrong..[/quote]Cathoics believe, are u catholic 2 knw wot they believe. discuss the topic. You guys should leave a woman an angel hailed and told dat all generations shall call her blessed. Are You not among dat generation. Believe what you want 2 believe and leave others 2 believe theirs. You guys should leave Catholics alone. Church no dey carry person go heaven.

Some ppl come into your life 4 a purpose. Once its accomplished, go the way they came.

Did I tell u guys I won titanic ship .from my own netwk.

Sometimes we humans are just not worth the ''TREAT'. If u have the doing good trait in you. Never stop cos u don't knw d blessings you are accquiring 4 urself. Its bw u and God nobody else. so keep rowling with your nicety cos u will never lack and the peace, joy and mercy of God can never depart from you.