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fellis: This is an old joke, OP only replaced the name of the speaker in the original joke with Patrick's name.

Bad belle, bad hater, enemy of progress.

Dis is porn

190-the-clown:
^Easy tiger easy

Come here have some dettol -U'l feel better afterwards

HEDIOT.

Rocktation: I just find it peculiar, that a lot of Naija men get lost almost everytime..
And it's even stranger that they almost never ask their fellow men for directions...ponder..wonder..ponder... .

I dey tells you.

I love you -WASH.
You are my one and only- RINSE.
I can't live without you - DRY.
I want 2 marry you- IRON.
Dis is serious dry cleaning business. SAPO.

acidosis™:
Take it easy malaria parasite.. I don't exchange words with female rascals.. you aint goin get my attention with your rascality and thugery.
& pls kindly quote the part of my post that you find offensive.


I say rubbish things about rubbish ladies like you.



If I answer "yes" to your questions, you'll not let me rest..



I'm sure you're addicted to sugar papas.. more like you've turned the guys around you to mumu atmachines.. you must be a generous worker in the bureau de sex.

see who is talking about attention..
I am sure the smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a pen!s.

I'm trying to avoid harsh & insultive
words...but I'll like to know, which part of my "quotes" do you find offensive- is it the 'date', sugar-daddy', 'lesbians', 'dress' or

U and co she-hater have decided 2 turn this forum 2 women bashing forumn. Wotever u think or say stop generalizing.u don't have respect 4 woman. Sometimes I wonder if you a gay. You use 2 be reasonable in your posts till u took the oath of bashing ladies. Don't worry I promise you 4 any encounter u jave with any woman. Be it mother, sister, gf or wife shall be a cause 2 you. I can't be looking for attention cos from ur write ups recently u are 10000 steps away from been a gentleman.go and find something meaninful 2 do and stop sulking over a lady dat u allowed 2 rubbish your life.

Laila Ikeji: here's the true picture of Essien Ebube Garricks and she actually won a brand new Cessna 182T AEROPLANE in the MTN Ultimate Wonder Promo bt she took the cash equivalent 64m instead.

second pic is ebube n her brother.

read more - http://www.lailaikeji.com/2012/11/picture-of-ebube-essien-garricks-mtn.html

D second pix luks more like a bf and gf pose than a bro -sis. Pose.the dude and dudet are not looking xcited.just saying.

dmcdad: It beats my imagination to know that a gurl would be this open... Its really bizarre and startling. Anywayz, I love the way you took the blame, as well as let other gurlz know that guyz can be very sweet and super-nice but at the end of the day such guyz are taken as Alhajis... and it ain't fair cos some of these guyz might just be naturally nice and have good heart / intentions but a typical Naija gurl sees such a person as an Office... Lol. Thank God people are beginning to see things differently... Its a welcome development.

I commend your post but 4 a typical naija girl.I will prefer some naija girl. Pls do not join d wagon of some hediots that have no respect 4 ladies.for heavens sake some non nigerians are readind all these . Such comments would biase d minds of some ppl.thanks.

I don't go sniffing around 4 fools, I knw them when they talk. Op you are a 21st centuary fool.for you 2 waste you time saying rubbish abt ladies. I knw your type , you are a bad looser. I knw your type , how much do u have dat u spend on women. Abeg ur name dey 4 Forbes magazine. Do u have money? U are sitting on ur broke ass dats y u come here 2 be wagging your tongue.I bet you guys dat spend money on ladies don't talk. If you spend money on a lady dats worth it, u won't complain.may be u are used 2 cheap things .dats why u attract cheap articules like you. Grow up and stop acting like kids in KD.Even a foetus can't reason d way u do.don't think you get attention or fame by dis your myopic talks.you are just xposing your ignorance, you article of no commercial value.

O.M.E:
Mary bringing a message from heaven? ...is she an angel? that aside...I was trying to keep an open mind..Mary is Jesus's earthly mother.. fine agreed..but the fact remains that catholics believe Mary is their link to God which i know is 100% wrong..

Cathoics believe, are u catholic 2 knw wot they believe. discuss the topic. You guys should leave a woman an angel hailed and told dat all generations shall call her blessed. Are You not among dat generation. Believe what you want 2 believe and leave others 2 believe theirs. You guys should leave Catholics alone. Church no dey carry person go heaven.

Some ppl come into your life 4 a purpose. Once its accomplished, go the way they came.

Did I tell u guys I won titanic ship .from my own netwk.

Sometimes we humans are just not worth the ''TREAT'. If u have the doing good trait in you. Never stop cos u don't knw d blessings you are accquiring 4 urself. Its bw u and God nobody else. so keep rowling with your nicety cos u will never lack and the peace, joy and mercy of God can never depart from you.

cindyrella: She cried, their neighbours cried, their children cried, their pastor also cried, even their gate man cried. They all cried!
THE END!!!

lwkmd. and you will cry. Grab ur copy now.

vivian chinaza: Yes, I have. I met one someday who claimed her dad was Dangote, I invited her over to my house, stepped out to get her some drink and the chick stole my favourite top.

Sorry 4 you kpele o! Nxt time be kiaful of those u invite 2 ur house.. All those mgbekes feeling funkie are not good 2 mingle with.

D-Explorer:
WTF! This' the only thing you do that i hate

Guy y u dey para nah? We were just typing in our dialect.

Mehn op, where u go get this. D sandals make sense 4 big girls dose days. Wore it in my junior class.basket sandals

Have u seen an IGBO MARKET WOMAN'S PHONEBOOK CONTACTS?
1. Charles Okporoko
2. Uche Azu ndu
3. Ifeoma Abacha
4. Nkechi Crayfish
5. Obinna Anu nchi
6. Tony Afo anu
7. Mama Obioma
8.Tomato
9. Tony Beans
10. Obisike Garri
11. Nkem Okpa
12. Ndidi ogiri okpei nsukka
13. Felix kanda
14. Adaora ose nsukka
15. Emeka anu ewu.
16. Philo achicha ede
17. Chioma ukwa
18. Uchechi ukpaka
19. Chekwube anu jackie.

vivian chinaza: Hey baby, where have you been? I have missed this ur username joor.

Nne m o, I went on a self discovery mission . Buh am back NW. Hope I no Nma.

Poster, has it ever crossed ur mind that there is a part of dis man u don't knw. He has a lot of secrets he dosnt wnt u 2 find out.imagine telling u not 2 involve outsider wen u have family problems. Does it include ur immediate family. I advice u 2 cancel ur wedding preparatins 4 NW. Go and sort out the problem with him.get his family involved his mother inclusive , let them talk sense into him. I bet u ur husband to be is an abusive and dangerous man. waz he like dat in his past relationships? Try talking 2 one of his ex, who knws it might be d same action dat drove them away. Above all pray 2 God almighty 2 change ur man 4 u. Gudluck.

Ur face looks familiar, u look like my sis, wife

The girl must be a shediot 2 answer a call from an ex becos he wants someone 2 sleep with.

Ramcie: Had this Consultant who has been asking me to marry him for over a year now. He just called yesterday to tell me that he is giving me a second chance to love and marry him that he has 2female friends who desperately want to marry him but he is just giving me a second chance, also he has renovated his house and that he knows he isn't ugly so I should better wise up before its too late. I was so speechless that I just cut the phone cos it was just outright ridiculous.

The guy na 3d fool.

Ctr+ c, Ctr + v

Na copy copy eee.

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I just spoke in tongues...

No u jst wrote in tongues, i heard nothing.

Lmfao@ damaged goods.

mr_man: The fact that Nigerians only ask questions when they are fighting.
For example: man A steps on man B
Man B: are u blind?
Man A: wetin dey worry u?
Man B: U no see say u match pesin?
Man A: u dey mad? Why u come dey shout?
Man B: na who dey mad? U dey craze?
Man A: do u knw who i am?
Man B: who are u?
Random guy comes in to break up the fight and asks, wetin happen nah?
Man A/B:u dey mind dis yeye man?

Lol.never a dull moment n 9ja and mairaland.

Bélla3: John the baptise wrote the book of John nt john the beloved, they are two different pple.

Did he arose after death, 2 write such. John the baptist is a cousin 2 Jesus Christ and his mission on earth ended after jesus's baptism.

plaetton: Let me get to the meat of the issue by asking you a question.

Do you think, not believe, that jesus could have been married?

many movies aimed at confusing ppl. The body, The lost tomb of Jesus. They are beginning 2 affect you. don't think u knw 2 much . Ur believe is ur choice.channel ur knwoledge towards something meaninful not this thread with no moral. The resultant effect is Zero.

Delafruita: my dear you just quoted john as saying john was the beloved disciple.did you expect john to say phillip or thomas was the beloved disciple?

Have u ever wondered why John wrote the book of revelations. If he wznt the beloved, why wz everything revealed 2 him. John wz also among the 3 inner friends of Jesus Christ. And he is always taking them along.