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RomanceRe: How Many Times Has Your Heart Been Broken? by malaria(f): 9:44pm On Dec 11, 2012
~vicky~:
literally, are hearts meant to be broken?
Harts are meant 2 be broken and someone has 2 bear d consequences.
RomanceRe: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by malaria(f): 8:39pm On Dec 11, 2012
agabaI23: You were too fast bro! I thought the E in English should be capital though.
The lst time I checked E-nglish is not our mother tongue. anyhow u speak or write am. As far as ur message is diffused.
RomanceRe: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by malaria(f): 8:33pm On Dec 11, 2012
Redmosquito: No be evrything ur mumsy go dey tell you na!
Come lemme show u the 8th wonder of the world
Son of a badt nigga.
RomanceRe: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by malaria(f): 8:10pm On Dec 11, 2012
uj_sizzle: Another bromance? undecided
Bromine, brofight, brouju.
RomanceRe: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by malaria(f): 8:01pm On Dec 11, 2012
[quote author=Redmosquito]Come! Let me diclose it to you! IN PRIVATE grin grin grin
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Private kee, na wa o! Guy my mumsi no teach me dat one o!
RomanceRe: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by malaria(f): 7:13pm On Dec 11, 2012
Redmosquito: MALARIA why have you abandoned me?
Why have you chosen to watch me wither in wait?
Is my love too weak for you?
Am I unworthy of your grace?
Pls how phat is ur bank account? I need an open decleration of assests.lol
RomanceRe: Meet The Romance Section Nairalanders (what You Think About Others) by malaria(f): 6:41pm On Dec 11, 2012
Mosquito atagbua o m o!
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Important Reason For Marriage. by malaria(f): 9:23am On Dec 03, 2012
berem: I need to watch that movie 'WHY DID I GET MARRIED'.
Why did I get married too.
RomanceRe: I Didnt Propose To Her Bt She Updated Her Facebook Status As Engaged N Tagged Me by malaria(f): 8:10am On Nov 29, 2012
Poster wen u met dis girl did yhu u mention the world marriage. Never yhu u abuse that world marriage especially when it involves a lady of. 25 and above. Just go 2 her FB wall and rewrite that story, let everyone knw your stand .since she wants 2 embarrass herself on social netwk.
RomanceRe: Why Is It Almost Impossible To Understand Women? by malaria(f): 9:06pm On Nov 28, 2012
Poster u need this.

RomanceRe: Your Definition Of A Wife Material by malaria(f): 7:32pm On Nov 28, 2012
ebamma 3: A wife material is a name of a person,animal place or thing
RomanceRe: Your Definition Of A Wife Material by malaria(f): 5:38pm On Nov 28, 2012
ebamma 3: A wife material is a name of a person,animal place or thing
U knw well.
LiteratureRe: The Dan Brown Series by malaria(f): 12:53pm On Nov 28, 2012
slap1: I've read just two of his books -- The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons. I prefer The Da Vinci Code.
Try the lost symbol.
Forum GamesRe: Finish Off The Sentence With A Rhyming Word by malaria(f): 2:23pm On Nov 26, 2012
^^ cos u knw u would be phucking bored over there.
RomanceRe: A Matured Mind Looking For A Matured Lady by malaria(f): 1:50pm On Nov 26, 2012
KINGwax: did d guy say he is lookin for a gay partner?
He said he is looking 4 mind. And mind is right here with us.
RomanceRe: A Matured Mind Looking For A Matured Lady by malaria(f): 12:03pm On Nov 26, 2012
Mynd_44: Huh? I don't get you
But you are mind nah. Am just kidding bro.
RomanceRe: A Matured Mind Looking For A Matured Lady by malaria(f): 11:53am On Nov 26, 2012
Mynd_44: I wish you luck
Why wishing him luck, when he wz looking out 4 you. Na wa o.
RomanceRe: Dopejemi Weds Modella ☺☺☺☺ by malaria(f): 11:19am On Nov 26, 2012
Mynd_44: What the fûck? Perhaps you will also say there is a spiritual undertone to getting married in movies
Dat dude is a drunken master., what d heck is doind in social ntwk. Abi his pastors no tell am say he will be initiated.21st century illiterate.
RomanceRe: Dopejemi Weds Modella ☺☺☺☺ by malaria(f): 11:12am On Nov 26, 2012
ItsModella: Sorry o!!! You know you're my chief bridesmaid already. He is yet to pay bride-price. My father and his kinsmen have dropped the marriage list.
In addition to the yam, wine and fruits, he needs to bring money for aso ebi
2 dozens of kolanuts
10 gallons of palm wine
10 cows, 20 goats
15 cartons of Star
13 cartons of mineral
2 bottles of Schnapps
Hollandis material for my mother's family
George material for my father's family.

Note that this list is tentative and is subject to change.
U 4got BB, brazillian, Peruvian and mongoloid hair 4 d maidens.
RomanceRe: How Easy Is It Falling Inlove With Someone You Once Disliked. by malaria(f): 7:31pm On Nov 25, 2012
Your worst enemy can be your best friend. Hatred can sometimes be love in disguise.
RomanceRe: 98% Of Nl Girls Are Not Goodlooking #fact by malaria(f): 12:28pm On Nov 25, 2012
~Killz~:
[color=#000030]Dumb thread from a mentally challenged, illiterate Sudanese looking chimpanzee. . .
Dumber replies! Especially from the band wagon hopping, pitiably lopsided, pathetically discombobulated, "crowd following" schmucks!

98% Quantitative Bullshit! #Fact! wink
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Seriously searching 4 3d dictionary
RomanceRe: Ladies: How Long Before You Accept A Wooing Guy? by malaria(f): 5:25pm On Nov 24, 2012
Temi 23: 190-the-clown, you and nigerian ladies sha.... just dey wonder who you go marry sef?
He will marry Willie Willie.
RomanceRe: Ladies What Do Guys Really Do That Annoys You? by malaria(f): 4:42pm On Nov 24, 2012
solidbroda: pride will only get fake guys around u. And besides, if person check ur background and history, maybe your mom sells chicken at mushin or oshodi. Girls like you are liability and so "i never Chop"
In your phuckin dreams u just said something. Mr wannabe.
RomanceRe: Ladies What Do Guys Really Do That Annoys You? by malaria(f): 4:39pm On Nov 24, 2012
Damseluc: I hate it when a guy is insultive and abusive. A guy who was asking me out saw me talking to another guy and said he would slap me. I haven't even accepted to go out with him and he already wants to slap me. Since then, I hated him with passion. I also hate when a guy tries to compare me with his Ex. For God sake we are two different people.
No mind dem.d rubbish boy Neva get matric no. He wan begin come lecture.
RomanceRe: 29th February. by malaria(op): 2:06pm On Nov 19, 2012
^^ I dey pain you.? O na ewute gi.
RomanceRe: Do Men Gossip More Than Women? by malaria(f): 1:20pm On Nov 19, 2012
elopee3000: Men gossip is just normal gisting women gossip about everything ,they gossip about neighbor about car about amu or otu they gossip about husband
guy isi mebiri gi o.
RomanceRe: 29th February. by malaria(op): 8:09pm On Nov 18, 2012
Hornipipe u wan tell me say u knw thry celebrate birthdays. Abi u wan build wtc.b4 u start.celebrating birthday doesn't neccessarily mean u have achieved much. It just 2 appreciate God's mercies dats all.
RomanceRe: 29th February. by malaria(op): 7:58pm On Nov 18, 2012
^^ s I mean those born on 29th Feb.
So u don't celebrate birthdays.
RomanceRe: Does A Person's Post On NL Shows His Real Person? by malaria(f): 4:03pm On Nov 17, 2012
Eze Promoe: Flashes back to mother's advice ('hapu umunwanyi aka, ha ga-araputa gi one day') and jumps into Bonny River.
Ewoo! Nne gi osi gi esozina umu nwanyi na ha bu ekwensu. So wot are u doing here, knowing fully well dat they are plenty here. Am so telling on you.
RomanceRe: ' Quotes ' For Nigerian Ladies by malaria(f): 1:15pm On Nov 17, 2012
190 is nobody's fault dat u r frustrated. Stop pouring out your frustration on women. No be make make you poor. Go and hustle.
RomanceRe: Chaaaaaaaai! This Is Serious Ooooooo! I Don Dyeeee by malaria(f): 1:07pm On Nov 17, 2012
Op Whata mettic.
Jokes EtcRe: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by malaria(f): 11:24am On Nov 17, 2012
Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....
Cuz. D Reps didn't undastand all wat he was sayn...
No be lie o.,

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