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~vicky~:Harts are meant 2 be broken and someone has 2 bear d consequences. |
agabaI23: You were too fast bro! I thought the E in English should be capital though.The lst time I checked E-nglish is not our mother tongue. anyhow u speak or write am. As far as ur message is diffused. |
Redmosquito: No be evrything ur mumsy go dey tell you na!Son of a badt nigga. |
uj_sizzle: Another bromance?Bromine, brofight, brouju. |
[quote author=Redmosquito]Come! Let me diclose it to you! IN PRIVATE ![]() **************************** Private kee, na wa o! Guy my mumsi no teach me dat one o! |
Redmosquito: MALARIA why have you abandoned me?Pls how phat is ur bank account? I need an open decleration of assests.lol |
Mosquito atagbua o m o! |
berem: I need to watch that movie 'WHY DID I GET MARRIED'.Why did I get married too. |
Poster wen u met dis girl did yhu u mention the world marriage. Never yhu u abuse that world marriage especially when it involves a lady of. 25 and above. Just go 2 her FB wall and rewrite that story, let everyone knw your stand .since she wants 2 embarrass herself on social netwk. |
Poster u need this.
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ebamma 3: A wife material is a name of a person,animal place or thing |
ebamma 3: A wife material is a name of a person,animal place or thingU knw well. |
slap1: I've read just two of his books -- The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons. I prefer The Da Vinci Code.Try the lost symbol. |
^^ cos u knw u would be phucking bored over there. |
KINGwax: did d guy say he is lookin for a gay partner?He said he is looking 4 mind. And mind is right here with us. |
Mynd_44: Huh? I don't get youBut you are mind nah. Am just kidding bro. |
Mynd_44: I wish you luckWhy wishing him luck, when he wz looking out 4 you. Na wa o. |
Mynd_44: What the fûck? Perhaps you will also say there is a spiritual undertone to getting married in moviesDat dude is a drunken master., what d heck is doind in social ntwk. Abi his pastors no tell am say he will be initiated.21st century illiterate. |
ItsModella: Sorry o!!! You know you're my chief bridesmaid already. He is yet to pay bride-price. My father and his kinsmen have dropped the marriage list.U 4got BB, brazillian, Peruvian and mongoloid hair 4 d maidens. |
Your worst enemy can be your best friend. Hatred can sometimes be love in disguise. |
~Killz~:Seriously searching 4 3d dictionary |
Temi 23: 190-the-clown, you and nigerian ladies sha.... just dey wonder who you go marry sef?He will marry Willie Willie. |
solidbroda: pride will only get fake guys around u. And besides, if person check ur background and history, maybe your mom sells chicken at mushin or oshodi. Girls like you are liability and so "i never Chop"In your phuckin dreams u just said something. Mr wannabe. |
Damseluc: I hate it when a guy is insultive and abusive. A guy who was asking me out saw me talking to another guy and said he would slap me. I haven't even accepted to go out with him and he already wants to slap me. Since then, I hated him with passion. I also hate when a guy tries to compare me with his Ex. For God sake we are two different people.No mind dem.d rubbish boy Neva get matric no. He wan begin come lecture. |
^^ I dey pain you.? O na ewute gi. |
elopee3000: Men gossip is just normal gisting women gossip about everything ,they gossip about neighbor about car about amu or otu they gossip about husbandguy isi mebiri gi o. |
Hornipipe u wan tell me say u knw thry celebrate birthdays. Abi u wan build wtc.b4 u start.celebrating birthday doesn't neccessarily mean u have achieved much. It just 2 appreciate God's mercies dats all. |
^^ s I mean those born on 29th Feb. So u don't celebrate birthdays. |
Eze Promoe: Flashes back to mother's advice ('hapu umunwanyi aka, ha ga-araputa gi one day') and jumps into Bonny River.Ewoo! Nne gi osi gi esozina umu nwanyi na ha bu ekwensu. So wot are u doing here, knowing fully well dat they are plenty here. Am so telling on you. |
190 is nobody's fault dat u r frustrated. Stop pouring out your frustration on women. No be make make you poor. Go and hustle. |
Op Whata mettic. |
Jybz: Its bcuz of dis English Benin-Ore Road was never Repaired.....No be lie o., |
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