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Was there any need to go into bush to blend new recruits? I remember when one group (Not to be mentioned) at Ekpoma then booked a night club exclusively for such activity. I was there with my friends that night hoping to club until feelers began to emerge about what was going on inside. It was my last time in any night club in school.

Alaafin of Oyo nko?

JONNYSPUTE:
How Do I Make My 4years Old Son Understand Or S He Still Too Young

Happy Sunday my fellow Nairalanders. Sure we all are cool?

Sorry to bother you all but I have been worried since what transpired between myself and my son who will be 4yrs by June this year.

I was not able to go to church today due to the fact that I just came back from travel very late yesterday night.

So I was asleep when my wife and my two sons left for service. I woke up around some minutes after 12 noon and decided to wash some of the undies I wore during my journey.

As I was doing that, my wife and kids came back and my son rushed straight to my room shouting daddy daddy, when I answered from the bathroom and he came in and saw me washing, the question he asked me has been making me uncomfortable.

He said "Daddy, why are you washing? Are you a girl? Before he could finish that my wife walked in and said to him, Don't worry, very soon you will start washing your clothes by yourself but what got me more worried was his reply. He told my wife that he won't wash his cloths that it's girls that are supposed to be washing.

Honestly, I'm worried, will he out grow this mentality?

I need a wide coverage, please.

Send him to boarding school. I remember the first time i ever washed my clothes, that was a few weeks before we departed for boarding school, because we have always had house maids and nwa boys by the numbers. To know if i would be able to wash my clothes in school, my mother brought out some of my jeans and asked me to wash them while she took seat to watch me.

espn:
That his friend should be the number 1 suspect...Who asked him all the question he is answering to...

I think the Turkish boyfriend of that babe he snapped with should be the No 1 suspect. When an Igbo boy takes your girl, most times, they take your dignity as well. Trust me, i know how we roll. if you doubt me, ask the South Africans

Racoon:
[s][/s] A friend/relative to a thief/terrorist is also a thief/terrorist.Guilty by association.Meanwhile,

Not even that. If they were just "relatives", why do they need to be "de-radicalized" and "rehabilitated" ? It flies in the face of reasoning.

bkool7:
Please read the post thru and you'll understand why they have to be in Syria

They have already closed their borders, they don't also have to send soldiers into Syria.

kerzhim:
There must be something special about PMB. When he speaks everybody laugh.

He is such an humble being and fun to be with.

Wailers won't like this.

Clowns also do that.

Someone that is not physically fit will now want to do marathon sex. Onye Ara.

cosef:
Na to lament profusely be him destiny.

But all man can wear Isi Agu and drive Okada abi?

AshiraWealthy:


Oh... You ate it as a kiddo Now I know why you thought it was soup. But you don't need to yell to drive home your point.

Not yelling. I was working on a document with caps lock. only saw it after posting.

AshiraWealthy:
Igbo's don't cook this kind of soup. I'm Igbo so I know.

I think you're mistaking it for a sauce we use in eating yam which is prepared in a motar with
Potash
Oil
Dry pepper
Water
Crayfish (if you like)
It similar to the African salad sauce but this one is used for eating yam.

Wow..you just reminded me of something.. I think I'll try it this weekend. Its been a while. Had it last when momsi was still alive.

I HAVE EATEN THAT STUFF MORE THAN 3 TIMES AS A KID WHEN I STAYED WITH MY GRANNY FOR A FEW MONTHS IN ANAMBRA STATE. ASK YOUR OWN PARENTS, THEY KNOW ABOUT IT. THE THING I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY BEING AFTER CONSUMPTION IS THE OGIRI SMELL THAT TRAILS YOU.

THEY "COOK" IT INSIDE "ODO". ONE SINGLE FIRE DOESN'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR IT.

Igbos cook this kind of "soup". I have even eaten it a few times courtesy of my granny then. It leaves a lot to be desired of though. I is in those moments you appreciate coming from the city as against growing up in the village.

Eagleboney:
Coming to the occasion with him ,
Then lining up again to shake hand with him,
INDECIPHERABLE NONSENSE

I was wondering the same thing.

alonzoiv:
Dead on arrival copycat outfit.

This is what happens when you are not creative enough to have your own ideas.

Read between the lines. Those Shege boys are probably Hausa Youths (Not Fulani).
It is all in

The reduction removed emphasis from her chest.

Etsyl:
So she should take permission from a guest instead of the owner of the TV set?

The owner of the TV is not watching it as he said he is always on his computer. Also the male guest probably came in first and was watching the TV before the female one came in, so she had to take permission from the person watching the tv to change it. My thoughts though.

I just dey pity that Arab terrorist wey donate one of him balls because them impeach Trump. Shebi Allah go reduce im virgins from 72 to 36. Even the remaining 36 no fit share only one ball.

The Kabaka na Ozuor. He should take a leaf from one shadowy individual from Imo st\te called Patrick Nwagbara. The speed that chap switched from Ihedioha to Hope Uzodinwa on Facebook enh, this same guy was once Okorocha's trumpet.

Hondajosh:
20k

Each or the pair?

Go buy ice block, break am pieces put for baff, then enter the baff snap photo, then crop wetin no join.

The FB Page looks legit. If it is the same individual, we need to get to the root of this issue.

Una go Old

Judeerons32:
For what exactly. Obaseki is a good example why having state police is a bad idea. Imagine if he had control over the police.
Which constitution gives a governor right to ban free association,movement and assembly of lawful citizens. Honestly Obaseki is embarrassing Edo citizens.imagine the deputy governor said at a rally last week Oshiomhole should get the permission of Obaseki before entering the state. how delusional can these desperadoes be?He is not the first person to seek RE election.
For the ignorant few shouting godfatherism I hope you read the last statement. All Obaseki wants is for Oshiomhole to act as a godfather by endorsing him and not conduct primaries. There will be primaries and elections

State Police is a must!!. There should be tiers of "State Police"
One (community (for eg. Ekpoma, Iruekpen, Irrua, Uromi etc) Police ) should be headed by an elected officer from the said community, who will have the power to hire and fire, and who only answers to their community (and who would only be elected by members of the said community). Then there should be the state police to be headed by the State Governor. But before then, the States needs adjusting so only homogeneous tribes are found in a single state.

Obaseki/Oshiomole issue is all about "small small Afemai" trying to lord it over "the Great Bini".
Edo people are really a proud people that would not tolerate see finish

So this was how a "Christian" dressed to church on Sunday? No wonder he was apprehended. Who can say such an individual wouldn't stick out in a church?

Someone should come and take Samwo to Yaba. Left or Right is irrelevant, just take him there before he goes for bourdilion.

Oga Samwo, na joke o. No come mean me this month as well.

musictori:
A lady has gone online to express her shock and trying to seek answers. She claimed that she invited a guy to come to her house for one purpose and he had something else going on in his head.

She invited him over for supper and he came prepared for something intimate as he came to her place with condom.

Source: http://www.musictori.com/2020/02/i-invited-guy-for-food-he-came-with.html

Ode, you dey look for who you go share your adisa with.

Until the guy press shiiit put for im hand, im no go rest

This thing has multiplier effect. I just witnessed my neighbour here whose Indomie kiosk caters for us in this junction. 85% of her customers used to be the keke drivers who parked and loaded in this junction. I suppose her turnover will be affected by slow sales, which will also affect Indomie company down the line.

This is not really a good policy, but i accept they are just too numerous in Lagos and needs a bit of curtailing. No one bothers to learn trade anymore, as long as they can find where to do hire purchase for keke/Okada

The guy on red is already imagining how the pepper soup will taste.