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2 year baby? Is this for real seriously?

I wonder why anyone is still bordered about PHCN when you can buy yourself a solar inverter. Na money dey insult me now, otherwise, i would have bought another system for my shop. There have been no real lights (2/3hrs daily) in my area for almost a week now, but i have 24/7 Electricity at home.

In Brazil, reports says a parrot who warned two alleged drug dealers that Police were coming was taken into custody after it almost foiled the undercover drug raid, authorities said.

According to Brazilian media Oliberal, when the parrot spotted officers last Tuesday at its owners’ Teresina, Brazil, home, it squawked “Mama, Police!” in Portuguese.

Despite the bird’s efforts to tip off its owners, a man and a woman were arrested. NBC reports says drugs, including crack and marijuana, were reportedly found at the property, as well as large amounts of money.

Since its arrest, the parrot has remained loyal, refused to talk, Police said.

Authorities believe the parrot was trained to spot Police cars.

Meanwhile, the bird is being kept at a zoo in Teresina, a city in northeastern Brazil.

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sarrki:
Thank you

But never led his ethnic to genocide

He never allowed his people to get killed

He never abandoned his people

Ojukwu's miscalculations is that he never expected the British to keep shipping in fighting men and soldiers from their other colonies. Ojukwu was born in the North and he grew up there. He knows full well there are no real "Massive Population" in the North like the British wanted us to believe.

Boy, I really need my ACCA to green, cos I really want to take me a holidays and see all of Nigeria. Even Aba, I have never been to, talk less of those SS areas like Warri, Bayelsa, Rivers, Akwa Ibom, Ctoss River and so on. I really want a first hand knowledge of life as it obtains in those areas. I have pretty much seen the rest of Nigeria, except Borno and Yobe which I don't want to see anyways.

Like we all don't know our substantive commander in chief is T.B. Follow the news diligently.

SmartyPants:
It's one thing to open up people's baggage at the port of origin but quite another to do so at the destination. Most violation of baggage happens at the port of origin. While the bags are unloaded by handlers, yes, but it's done in such a way that almost the entire team of handlers would have to be in on the crime. How easy would it be to arrange such a syndicate?

Watch some videos bro.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0HAmUTcpLk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMwKyeATCkU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMwKyeATCkU

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1553877/Baggage-handler-caught-camera-stealing-luggage-airport.html

Now these ones are merely stealing and they aren't even in Nigerian airports, but you can see they accessed the passengers luggage. Imagine the black hearted ones who decides like mosquitoes to deposit stuff on their way out.

Gratefulheart01:


That's why i don't blame bittchhess and useless girls entirely because it's not their fault, it's the fault of society who tolerate the rubbish.
Fake sissy men everywhere.

So, girls enjoy yourselves, commit abortion, tear your toto, use cucumber or cassava sef, ride any dck as you want, snap nudes, smoke weed.
One mumu man will take you as you're one day and marry you. Lots of mumu men plenty nowadays so all these bitches have nothing to worry about.

Gone are the days, when men were men. All these chinko made men we have nowadays sef.

Who do you think men prefare? Porn stars or Holy nwezes?

SmartyPants:
doesn't add up to me. Once the plane lands, luggage is unloaded straight to the baggage claim, and usually gets there even before the passengers themselves. Baggage claim is always an open area with lots of people about...there is no time for anyone to sift through all that luggage to find a particular bag they have not seen before, and then to search the bag for what they're looking for, and more importantly, the bags don't go to a secluded place. So really, bags can only be tampered with at their port of origin but not at the destination...which means there could be no possible end game for the alleged airport accomplices.

Who unloads the luggage? Evil spirits or baggage handlers? I think you should google YouTube videos about baggage handlers searching baggages in their care, you will see enough.

gypsey:
That still doesn't explain it, So how do they get the drugs on Arrival? with my name taged on my bag?

If the security is lax on the day, their contaparts on the other side could retrieve the drugs before the passenger gets the luggage. On the day the security is tight, they might not have the chance to retrieve the drugs, and then the yawa go gas for your head. Okay assume this, a first time traveller carries drugs on his person to Saudi Arabia, who does he know he is going there to sell them to? Will he open shop over there when he gets there?

gypsey:
I still cannot understand how possible it is to plant drugs without the parssengers knowing.

Do you load your luggage yourself on the plane before entering to take your seat like it was a luxury bus? These guys work as baggage handlers in the airport.

coolitempa:
Another stewpeed and mad post by ipod youths. Showing respect to your elders is a feature of an Omooluabi...we make no apologies for that.

I think you should be more concerned about why your elders require people to lie prostrate on the floor while greeting them before they feel respected. If you are honest with yourself, you will agree your elders have low self esteem.

Have you noticed that Pastor Chris and Pastor Anita actually look alike? Are they related?

This guy jonz seriously. I tend to love eiye organization. they move in batches and at any point, they have an eye view of the next batch before or after them. It is like a football field, one batch is at the beginning of the pitch, the next batch is at halfway line, another batch is at the end of the pitch and so on.They are usually 6 or 7 in a batch. I was really impressed the day I was walking practically next to their Capone after one of our final exams back on school, being that I know a whole lot of them, I was able to see their organization when the Capone turned around to beckon on the next batch. I didn't notice the Capone until he turned around to beckon.

franchasng:
Buhari must be jailed after Atiku is pronounced winner of 2019 Presidential election by the tribunal!

I will be furious with Atiku if Buhari, Tinubu, Oshiomhole and Rotimi Amaechi don't end up in jail after he reclaims his stolen mandate!

We must teach Buhari how to fight corruption by first throwing him and his rigging gang into jail for thwarting the will of majority of Nigerians to continue his ruining of Nigeria through useless, nepotistic, tribalistic, super corrupt leadership style!

yOU MEAN jUBRIL?

This geh toto no fit still be 18 year o.

If it was Adeosun, the would have worn her hijab.

Yorubas were not southerners before. They were chased out of the North by the Nupe and the Hausa superior tribes.

Casemiro:
can you show me a link please

No need. Here is it.

Empiree:
In case you are not comfortable with "always", it also goes like this:


O you who believe! Keep your duty to Allah and fear Him, and speak the truth.


You feel better now?

I asked a simple question. Was "always" in that verse, or did you add it yourself?

The Igbo gene in Omotala courtesy of her granny has refused to be doused even after endless salvos of Amala and Gbegiri.

Empiree:
At least you spoke the truth for once. This is what your fellow CHRISTIANs denied.



O you who believe! Keep your duty to Allah and fear Him, and speak (always) the truth.

Quran chapter 33:70


Where does it say we should lie or you are one of those listening to evangelical Christians who would lie about Islam on anything?

Was "always" Inside that verse you quoted or did you add it yourself for the sake of this argument? This is exactly the point of taqiya.

Let me tell you a story my guy of blessed memory told me back in 2001. He had this friend who had been pestering a certain chic for sex. Eventually, the chic agreed and on the day of the deed, the friend lasted a total of 3 whole minutes. the chic had to ask the friend in Igbo "ogwuchago Ihe o na ahu gi" ? The friend as you can imagine was defeated. Then he went and bought buruntashi for the chic the next time. According to the friend, the chic carried her pants in her hands while running away from the ordeal she was facing from the guy.

BuhariIsBURIED:
But why?

I said if I was Flavour. Anna is the one I like.

Right now, there is no lights just like it was for most of yesterday, but I have lights 247 at home, all because I spent 400k to get me a 3kva solar system. Not even having to spend a kobo fueling my gen at home since February, Imagine what it will do for those keke drivers everyday. I don't like the way the solar. panels are visible on the keke though. They should have found a way to make the panels sit right inside the roof of the keke to make it seem like the top.

If I was Flavour, i will go with Anna.

Casemiro:
I'm looking for this zootopia guy, Nick's meme... the one he was crying and sad.. zootopia nick crying meme
please share if you have... I already have the attached photo, but looking for his sad photo , the one he's crying with his hands out
thanks

Go to the football betting threads .e berekete for thia

mperornero:
damn! so heartless,
And I'm here crushing on one Fulani damsel (sadia-tu). her Fulani brothers might use my head for suya, if they find out.

You know those tall elegant Fulani women who walks around Lagos in groups? those ones with some kind of head covering that you couldn't even mistake them for any other tribe. last two weeks, one of them was right in front of my shop, she looked at me and said "How Far" to me. She wasn't begging o, she was waiting to get a keke napep going her direction. I didn't know if I was to be impressed she understood English or to be amazed she soji. Walahi, my preeq catch current o, but I like as my head still dey my shoulder gaan.

mperornero:
damn! so heartless,
And I'm here crushing on one Fulani damsel (sadia-tu). her Fulani brothers might use my head for suya, if they find out.

You know those tall elegant Fulani women who walks around Lagos in groups? those ones with some kind of head covering that you couldn't even mistake them for any other tribe. last two weeks, one of them was right in front of my shop, she looked at me and said "How Far" to me. She wasn't begging o, she was waiting to get a keke napep going her direction. I didn't know if I was to be impressed she understood English or to be amazed she soji. Walahi, my preeq catch current o, but I like as my head still dey my shoulder gaan.

The thing even looks circumcised. That stuff is probably human penis.

Imagine Chelsea trying to dodge their way to Europa cup final? Now they will play a proper German team and top striker Giroud will score a hattrick.

esigbonet:
WON. HOME WON FIRST HALF AND THAT'S EITHER HALF

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