₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Mine is not a jalopy and I water both. On the recommendation of my kazeem

Stop protesting. If your kazeem recommends water both, then it is a Jalopy. Kazeems always knows.

Ishilove:
What's the difference between water and coolant? Mine has two radiators- one iron and one plastic. I put water in the both of them

Water = Plastic, Coolant = Iron.
or just coolant both.

Jalopys = Water both.

Arysexy:
I didn't know that renaming University of Ife as Obafemi Awolowo University really killed the school's legacy.


I have learnt something from my Yoruba friends today

Wait until the BAT Jagagban becomes a Federal Politician, Unilag has already been penciled down for renaming after him.

One Yoruba Aluminum Fabricator near my office took himself June 12 "Public Holidays" .

Na hunger go bring am come work tomorrow.

Buhari first caged the Judiciary, now he has succeeded with the Legislative. Ladies and Gentlemen, you are about to know the real Buhari... As soon as Atiku's challenge is dispensed with.

Footballmo:
I wish me and my babe will be successful like this together.. wherever u are, I love u,...

watch out for me...
am Waley..

Na people wey no sabi play, na dem dey kit pass coach.

A simple Insurance check using the Plate Number will tell you who owns the car right from your smartphone. Which other trace Police wan do?

** it seems they no longer show the name of the owner. It used to be so.

AmazonTopaz:
I am writing this based on some of the comments I read on this forum by males as regards female issues.

The African society focuses on training females more than males. They teach girls how to be good wives and mothers and they forget to train our boys on how to be good husbands and fathers.


I believe the average Nigerian man (some) are insecure, have low self esteem and lack self confidence hence why they derive pleasure in insulting women. Sometimes I wonder who raised these boys that they believe their manhood is validated by a woman subjecting herself to him and allowing him be the alpha and omega of her life. That is why a lot of them are obsessed with the word "submission", "captain" and "head of the house title".

A man with confidence, high self esteem would not be obsessed in wanting to control a full grown woman in 2019 who basically has the same rights as he does.
It is insecurity, lack of self esteem and self confidence that makes a man feel intimidated by a sucessful and independent woman.It is due to lack of self esteem that they want to feel on top or over a woman.
They believe their gender or sex makes them lord over every woman. They are obsessed with authority, power and do not know how to be leaders.

They feel it is okay to slut shame sucessful women call ladies despicable names and you wonder if these men have sisters or mothers.

They feel it is okay to lord over a full grown adult and that such adult(women) cannot be a partner but a subordinate.

I believe some of these men raised in Nigeria have personal issues that they need to deal with on their own before bringing an unfortunate woman to share in such misery and clean up their mess.

I blame society's double standard that fails to hold men accountable as much as women are held accountable maybe then this self entitlement mentality, the view of women as commodities and superiority complex would be a thing of the past. Our men need exposure and enlightenment. I hope we raise better boys to become good men in the future and not just women alone.

No go find who go give you belle, dey there dey write textbook.

Osagyefo98:
Are you very sure of this claim?

Ask him, he knows me very well as well.

VicThory:
Malawian
TEDHorsePower
Osagyefo98
NNEWIsuper
Stop arguing like kids and grow up. I believe we are all grown up here. NNEWIsuper AKA Chef200 Try To Be Positive that's if you're Igbo or Anambra.

Oga, i know Yyeske like the back of my hand. I swear to God who created me, he is a Yoruba Guy and he used to live opposite my fathers house at Nkpor. I don't know of the rest like NonsoWow and Osagyefo.

Yyeske:
I don't think others hate Igbos, I think it's rather the way we play politics.
We believe we must always have it our way and not considering how others would feel and when they react negatively, we play the victim.
The last two presidential elections says a lot, the Igbos and the north helped in the election of 1999 which OBJ won.
In the 2007 election, we participated in electing Late Yar'adua
In 2011, the Igbos and Yorubas were instrumental to the election of GEJ
And the Yorubas seeing how the Igbos have always been close to power because they always align with another region did same in 2015 and 2019 and they are now benefiting from that.
In essence, the Igbos must have an ally/allies to further their interest, power is key irrespective of our wonderful achievement as a people.
Who still remembered how OBJ seized the importation license of Ibeto and allowed only Dangote to be the sole importer of cement? Late Yar'adua rescinded the decision later, so power is key.
The Jews in Europe never realized this till the holocaust descended on them, they felt they were accomplished and needed nothing more till it happened.

You again? Still claiming Igbo ni?

The OP is right, i was stunned!!!

Cunny man die, cunny man bury am. Until they tell the father he is not their biological father and the father now lets them know he was aware all along, while introducing them to his own biological children. This is not Nollywood.

JasonScoolari:
How I wish Tonto Dike and Tiwa Savage can learn from Joke Silva.

It is Gone in 40s and Tiwabillz that needs to learn from Olu Jacobs how not to be a Yoruba Demon.

Babacele:
Then why inherit the old testament?

Actually, it is a good question. However, in the race for eternal life, you can't know where you are now if you didn't know where you came from.

Babacele:
Bitter truth that mischievous people like the OP would twist to suit their sinister motives. If God could allow Christianity that once practised Sharia e.g an eye for an eye to be saved by Christ, then who can predict what He has in store for Islam?
The mentality that my religion or race is better or the only one has been of the causes of war in the word. Christ using the good Samaritan parable has debunked all the superiority claims. Those who serve God serve in spirit and in truth- the real Christianity ,and not some fraudulent claims of empty rhetorics and show offs.

Presently ,the same God is allowing children to born right now into Buddhist ,Arekrishna,Islam,Atheist and different religious homes under different circumstances of faiths,culture and class. Prof Osinbajo is absolutely on point.

Christianity never practiced "An eye for an eye" Judaism did or does.

Nbote:
Abeg make Arsenal sell dem all.. Auba is a a great striker but I'll take Laca over Auba anyday... It's best Arsenal sell him now he commands a reasonable transfer tag... As for d rest dey have been practically useless except for Xhaka who brings some sort of stability to d midfield despite his loss of concentration every now and den. Mustafi is bag of mistakes, Auba will miss 20 chances before scoring one, Mhiki has lost form and doesnt belong to d Arsenal team. Those who Arsenal shld find a way to include Ozil on dis list and make sure dey are offloaded.

Man wey sabi.

Let me list more to be sold..

Ozil

Ozil

Ozil

Ozil

Ozil

martineverest:
u can have unprotected sex with HIV patients and contract hiv,but once u take PreP within 24hrs the HIV virus will be killed

Most of these top celebs/footballers do have medical teams with them. I have read somewhere that Ronaldo do insist on blood test from his partners before strafing them raw.

If that is his only son, the more reason to hide him. Otedolas lineage gone if that boy goes. He do t seem gay, I have met gay people a lot, he seems spoilt and pampered or probably slow, but not gay.

I can see priestly mufflers in the car.

kingzizzy:
IPOB do not attack people and they do not come out on May 30th.

Bringing the picture of a priest, then someone we cant see his face lying down in hospital then the picture of a car that was smashed is no proof

You said the car was attacked at a junction? But the picture of the car is in a compound. You mean someone sat down on all that glass and drove it from the said junction to a compound?

Ijawwomaninoyo:
No wonder they drive for hours to go and use their money to beg for sex from other tribes.
Which sane family accepts a woman who beats a man to faint.
When they are through with beating men in the East and all families reject them, they migrate to Lagos.
Then they will tell you successful Igbo ladies are not lucky with marriage.
Just imagine!

Go and beat your husband at home, don't try shiit with me, as a correct omo igbo okoro, i will give you extreme makeover ni.

maynation:
I can not pick any sense from this.
No insult intended, please reframe your sentences.

That's why i am an Elder. I speak in parables

maynation:
This is why Igbo girls prefer Yoruba men.
These guys are beasts.

Come and ask my Igbo neighbors.

If that were so, it is because Igbo girls can beat up Yoruba men to a pulp if fight starts, afterall, Yoruba women already do that and Igbo girls will beat up Yoruba girls hands down.

AntiBrutus:
Publicity stunt?

Oil dey your head

Shezkid:
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Village people

THE ONLY 2

Bro, i dey your back. Next time abeg

Asshurbanipall:
This is fair, just enter Owerri then you shall weep for Imo state. Owerri is a total mess.

Chino, Haa ndi a aka.

Make them no too much jirate o, Just two of them Mamas to mistake mess and road go clear for that end.

They didnt buy his textbook or handouts. No be new thing nah. At Ekpoma then, we had a saying about buying a lecturer's textbook/handouts: It is not compulsory but it is necessary.

GoTV:
Who in igbo land can lace tinubu's political shoe?

Shouldn't this be a joke on you and your tribe? In Igboland, we don't lace people's shoes. We are not like some people also known as "Ako Bata Fulani".

tactius:
No, there is a problem, and it needs fixing.

The problem is, the population of Nigeria is growing. Land is running out for free range grazing and even for farming. As a result, it is becoming difficult for fulanis to find place to graze cow. So...crisis between them and the farmers break out....and the mess we have results.

The issue is people like FFK, Obasanjo and even Buhari are using the matter for political purposes, both in the past and in the present. Even on Nairaland, all we see here is tribal fighting...when the real problem is poor land management, and lack of desire to modernise.

The time has come for an end to open air grazing, and an end to shifting cultivation, and better land management practice.The fulanis, Nigerian farmer, government....everyone needs to change. Not APC chanji...change. Fix the railways, so that we can transport cows via rail.

Just one question, Dem use "Cow"take swear for Fulani? is there no other business or way of life they can adopt?