₦airaland Forum

ukaface:
Dear Nigerians
Covid 19 is real, and yes,it's real in Nigeria

Can you swear to God who created you that you have seen it before?

JidennaJason:
There are many calm and intelligent ways to register your displeasure over any issue.

Examples includes?

Ikwerre that is landlocked with very little oil.

I remember Wasiu (Wosseh) that broke a guy's leg when the smooter, more handsome and richer guy put the moves on his girlfriend. Go and ask around Hassan Idowu street in Aguda. Same guy was on clutches for months, i dont know if the guy fully recovered for that assault. Hehehehe.

Show her your big priik. You can download one from the internet and Photoshop it if you don't already have one.

BaddieFreak:
Even though this site stinks of broke, toxic and immature males claiming to be redpillers, I think there are few ones who are actually mature, I think I have gotten a crush here, he seems cool I hope he doesn't bleeps up along the way. I won't mention his name yet I am still observing him. I want him to be my simp

Na once I go Fvck you, I go give you belle.

Shakathezulu1:
Bleep Trump,Bleep IPOBS.

Shouldn't you be more concerned about Biden Harris? Those ones like waging war, unlike Trump that would have let your Nigerian empire go on. Harris is our in-law, I don't know how it is going right now cos Trump at least kept the mujahedeen at bay, Biden Harris might go much further to carve up this forsaken country.

We watch!!!

Enter Ekenedilichukwu go where you dey go. Nonsense and police wahala.

ibuildstuff:
Imagine what u are saying about someone u have not met personally. U sound like the sadists here if u can say this about a person u have not met.

Who comes on Twitter to ask people to choose for her which poison she will take? when did anything get to taking poison? abegi, if you haven't dated toxic sadistic women, you wont know how they operate. I actually like the way Kiki maintained a dignified silence in all of that.

That Oge girl seems to be a very toxic and manipulative person. She seems like a sadists and a sociopath. The more I learn about her, the more I remember a Y of mine. Can't call that girl an X Biko.

Liverpool wants to be unfortunate in life.

Kedu onye bu Elvinci a biko?

Kenog4real:
Hi NLders
Please mind my grammars. I have a lot to write but I'm just gonna go straight to the point.
My girlfriend/wife to be happens to be a rape victim. Thou we've been dating for almost 3years and by God's grace, we are working towards our wedding. The thing there is that there are issues with our sex lives. Due to her past experience, it's most times hard to have pleasing, fun and great sex. I met her to be someone not into sex because she told me she uses hot water to calm herself whenever she's in the mood; although she has a way to do things and we both climax almost together without penetration. Her reason for not giving in to sex is that there is always a flashback when it happens. As a man, you know getting inside the V and doing it as one like is the koko. By the time we started the main thing (sex)after months, I found out I don't last again and at the same time I don't satisfy her. Whenever we wanna do anything, the only pre-intimacy allowed most time is from the neck to the tummy region. Every other place is a no go/touch area(her excuse is that she get irritated and also scared of infection) except I wanna get in and also there is this facial expression from her that always makes me feel guilty and at the same loose focus which sometimes turns me off or makes me nut on time when things gets serious. I've always felt maybe it's the tightness, what we've both been doing before we started having normal sex that is affecting me or the issue is from me. I've tried to bring up the issue so we talk about it but it's always ends with 'I don't like talking about sex'. I brought up the idea of her going online to read up somethings about it so we know how to help each other, its still to no avail. During the lock down, we were home together for 5 months plus, there was nothing like sex.
I've not taken all these too serious because we aren't officially married yet and also I feel I might bring back her past, but I don't want all these to affect the both of us when we finally get married.
She's a decent, hard working, helping, and a supportive lady. In fact she worked my way out of Nigeria with her and we have been staying together since then.

My people, please what do I do. How do I tackle this because we are working towards our wedding already.
She doesn't cheat likewise myself.

Until you find out say person dey Bleep am steady. Dey there dey simp.

Una use Conndom?

GitmoAuditors:
See how you built Ibadan, which makes sense to say that eboes built Lagos

Chino, be calming down!

Well, there is visible progress, but what we are seeing is still less than 30% completion. First it is just one lane of the dual carriage way that has been done up to halfway point, but at least, the underwater jobs is already complete. One other thing i want to ask, how will this let Onitsha port function? this bridge is too low to support anything ship going underneath it

fnep2smooth:
Every tribe has their own name.. Yoruba people call us "Omo ije okuta ma mu omi" mean people who eat stone without drinking water.

Igbo call yoruba "idi ofe imanu" meaning people with oily soup.

While Igbo people can hausa "Idi ugu" meaning people from the hill.

So every tribe get their own nickname but you need to be careful on how to use it because it sounds provocative to someone people same way nigroooo sound offensive to blacks.

At this heat of disintegration you de name ur single inyamuri, u won provoke some people.

Ndi Ugwu (Used for Hausas) which rightly describes people who live in "hills" or upland, is not meant to be derogatory neither is it by the way as Hausa land in commonly called "Ugwu Hausa", If you want to know a derogatory term, when you hear "Onye Alukuba" or "Adamu" you know it is meant to be derogatory.

Ndi Ofe Mmmmanu (Used for Yoruba) might be derogatory for Yoruba, but it is nothing but descriptive term for Igbo (Yorubas had a soup that was just red oil in nature), if you want to know the derogatory term for Yoruba, when you hear Onye Mgbati-ngbatim, you know!!
The Dija do neck like giraff wey dem dey give doggy style.

prodigyy:
Come to my workshop.

It is located in my vjay

Ok, I go bring spanner 23 come.

sacajawea:
Ọdẹ! How is that hating

Do your thing, don't be picking holes in another guy's game. Like Achebe said, if you don't like my story, write your own.

Some of us don get the kind blocked nose wey be say na your mouth you come dey use breath, we don even sleep wakeup while breathing from the mouth. Forget all this super story. Covid ko, divoc origi ni.

khingTony:
Afonja man

no Igbo will protest with you, we all know your plans, if we want protest, we'll do it in the East, like the other guy said, the plan of Afonjas is to loot computer village shops and steal lots of iphone 12 pro max, it will not work.


if you want iPhone, hustle and buy yours

I don't know about Alaba, but in Computer Village, it is even Yoruba boys that will behead any looting Afonja that tresspases into their zone. The amount of money those Yoruba guys who control protocols in computer village takes in daily is not what they can leave to chance.

So Aba is actually a behemoth metropolis? I thought it was just one small city like Onitsha.

Only ***** can save Joshua from Wilder and Fury.

lekki1444:
eating in a dream is a sign of power. a sign of authority. means you will gain some kind of power or authority

Are you sure if this? Cos anytime I eat in the dream, I awaken to bind and cast and reject the food. Is that why I have been broke?

EmmaNuella77:
The olden days wey people no dey get boyfriend/girlfriend but still dey see husband/wife marry nkor?

And upon everything marriage go still last Sef.

Who told you they don't see boyfriend back in the days? What do you think happens under mango trees back then? If you doubt me, first find out why even in your village, the known locations of mango trees are usually in secluded bending corners.

Who dem dey act this kind film for? Agwo anaghi eri agwo ibe ya. ( A snake does not swallow its kind) - Except Moses snake sha.

Fulani kidnap Fulani? Make e cone be like "Bandits" dey outrandom all of them for there, when we all know say the Bandits na Fulani militia dem be.

Well, mine was in 1992, we were in Jss1, me and my bunkmate decided to follow an Apian way back to the hostels after morning Mass, we passed a very quiet man who was walking alone and minding his business. My bunkmate suddenly changed countenance. He insisted the man we just passed died the year before in his village. It was the first I heard of such stuff and of course I didn't believe him cos it sounded ridiculous. A few years ago, I read another account of such phenomena and I immediately remembered that episode. As an aside, I met one customer who was the splitting image of my younger sister who died in same1992. Through I know it is not my sister due to the age she should be in if she was, but the resemblance was shocking. I didn't tell her anything, I kept hoping my mum will show up in my shop one day and meet her there cos she was a regular customer then.

The power to pronounce death on someone should never be weilded by a single individual. This country is due for a Jury trial. We need to get out of this dark ages we so ridiculously impose on ourselves.

If the next Oba turns out to be a Muslim, Yoruba Christians should really see what is going on.