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Hereven not winning removed 60k from my mouth this evening. I am pained! No matter how good you punt, you can never punt against human error like a first half red card.

zexy2030:
I was on my way to collect cash from ATM this morning, only to realize my zip has been down and I was not wearing any undies..


I was fucking embarrassed because all those ladies were laffing at 3" dick .



Just here to console myself.

Was it charged or in deep slumber?

CrescentMoon:
Wife has been refusing sex for a long time. So, I don't bother about her again as I just masturbate whenever I feel pressured to overload the thing.

But recently, we had sex. Her puny used to be very tight to the extent that initial entry wouldn't be easy. But during last sex, my thing just went in straight without any pre-intimacy or stress.

It looks like someone is dicking this one. With this thought, I just bone her thing and it pains her.

If she announces pregnancy in the next few weeks, you are not the father.

LeJeun3:



20Liters of oil in 3Months??

This one off me......

For this kind of oil consumption, if Engine is not smoking, it is most certainly leaking. Might even be from the bottom pan. (Mine is leaking from two places I have seen now, bottom pan and the top gasket. Probably more places I don't know about yet. I intend to bring down the engine and look it all over.

Don't even remember the last time I used onions to cook anything. What's the fuss?

Na the day Nwafors will venture into the Suya business we go know how fr.

Kondomatic:
It's not about being mentally ready or not, most relationships these days ain't worth the stress, especially if you're not financially okay. Girls will frustrate you.


When my last relationship ended in late 2013, I asked myself one question.


"Why do you need a girlfriend?"


No reasonable answer so I stopped dating and I am happy that I made that decision.

A good female friend fills the place of a girlfriend, bestie gives free sex so why do one need a girlfriend?


This is 2020, if you need sex and you don't want a confirmed prostitute then chat with a girl online and sex will happen. It's so easy if you're into it.


But then sex too isn't worth the time and stress.


I stopped that too.


Sometimes when I am out with friends and they're with their babes, I do feel jealous a little but when I check my wallet and see what's there, I will be very happy.


I have also found a beautiful girl for hanging out purpose, nothing else.


If I am going out with friends, I will call her and if she's free, she will come with me. She will chill with us and go home. Life is easier that way.

If we check now, one of your biceps big pass the other one.

iamDrRhymes:
Tomorrow we make exactly a month that the acclaimed Lekki Massacre happened (I wasn't there). The claimed event has resulted into wanton destruction of the lives and properties not only in Lagos State but other parts of the country.

So far, we have seen videos and pictures to substantiate the claims of the victims and witnesses and in fact, a internationally reputed news house, CNN claimed to have verified the claims of the victims through their investigative journalism- further asserting that the event really happened.

The Federal Government of Nigeria and the Nigerian Army on the other hand are claiming that the Army were indeed present at the said event but only shot in the air to disperse the crowd not into the crowd as claimed by the eye witnesses and victims. They have however challenged the members of the public to approach the Lagos State Judiciary Panel if they have members of their family or know anyone who lost his/her life at the Lekki Toll Gate. Till now, nobody has come out. Some people has however attributed the absence of witnesses at the panel to FEAR.

Logically, I will tell you that both parties have valid points as we have pictures and video evidences and yet no body to show for it but one thing is certain, a party is saying the truth while the other is covering it. However, a question popped in my mind this morning while ruminating on the claims of both parties and here is the question:

[/b]If indeed the army shot directly at the protesters as claimed, how come that we can not find any bullet holes on structures around Lekki Toll Gate? We all know that, bullet holes are always present at any place where bullets are been shot sporadically but how come we can't find bullet holes on vehicles and buildings around the scene of the acclaimed event.[b]

Tears are not facts, let's reason about this. May the TRUTH PREVAIL!

This one na JJC. Na body you dey find abi? Oya, go ezu river go find them. Like we don't all know the Armed Forces always come with a packing truck to cart away the bodies after they are done. Why didn't the Army video their presence from when they came in to when they left the tollgate.? We all saw them claim they were not even there entirely, before claiming they were invited, then they fire only in the air, then they only used blanks as evidence they fired straight came out. Abegi. They do these things all the time in the east.

nazicartel:
Doesn't look like a beast nah.. besides it came from the water, there're many things in the water that we haven't seen or heard about

Considering the oceans make up 70% of the total earth surface.

Why are you "sitting" her down? Ogbeni kneel her down or make her touch her toes.

Third term loading.....

Feminist when they realize it is MENopause and not WOMENopause.

If I tell you to visit me, na because I wan do. If na talk I wan follow you talk, WhatsApp dey.

Good evening guys. Anyone has genuine opinion about Sebang car battery? Well I just bought STARTER (62ah) battery but realized it was too big physically and ratings for Honda Element (which manual recommend 45Ah). I am about to return it tommorow and pick up the Sebang battery 45AH. So anyone know much about that Sebang battery brand if it is durable or if the STARTER 62AH battery I currently have is advisable to continue with. Will my alternator charge the 62AH battery well enough or should I return and get the Sebang 45ah battery (the only 45ah battery the seller has in his shop).

Person wey ampit resemble Virgina wey don ready to settle down, na im dey form virgin.

Lapex:
Please i have difficulties doing that

There are many versions of it, you have to research and find out the version suited for your phone. I have done this stuff twice for people. You should use a desktop computer to download the apk file, transfer to your phone and install. It will install. Also allow installation from unknown sources in your security settings.

Front0lane:
The only ode I see here is your father.
Every house on Adeniran Ogunsanya is owned by a Yoruba with no expectation of any the same goes for virtually every store in that axis except for very few rented out to lousy foolish people from your pathetic tribe.

Of only your father was worthy of even being seen as an Ode. Oponu is better.

That place used to be Roman Empire, today, you don't see Italians laying claim to it. Let it be Muslims (especially Turks) that once conquered the place, you will still see them till date laying claims to the place.

Front0lane:
Same Adeniran Ogunsanya? How many igbo fit afford the store on that street ? Many of you Igbos too foolish walahi.

See this Ode. The question is how many Yoruba's have shops there and not the other way round.

Emyogalanya:
Chiwetalu agu comes in for osuofia. This will be classic. But why is sunny mac-don still same no replacement for him. And where is opuriche ahanna sister? And what about julius agwu's dad the politician that is always away. And that ahanna mum and her crimson red lipstick in osuofia house in lagos and her wierd make up in her next film (not movie o). And back to osuofia: ona abu oruo na abani nancy ana akpom lois! Lois na mu jide ya aka mu jide ya aka.
ichie : (to osuofia) kedu onye na akpo ibeya ? O diya lois ka ona akpo?
osuofia : mba mu nwa ka ona akpo lois na mu jide ya aka, ichie kam gwazie gi nancy dizikwa ime( nancy is pregnant.
if you guys think we have forgot this film ? Na lie

The one where they asked the guy who got his cousin pregnant. When the elders gathered to get to the root of the issue, They asked the guy "bia ka ikowa lu anyi ka gu na ihe Siri je"

vanbonattel:
You cannot even mention one business and you are saying most?

Every last shop in Adeniran Ogunsanya was looted, bow many Yoruba's have shops there?

Juliusmalema:
For thos saying Igbo enwe Eze and there Rubbish propaganda.

This is a testament that Igbos have kings before the arrival of the white man


As for the caste system, I reserve my comment.

Didn't you read the passage? Who created the "courts" he and the "kings" were being taken to? Is it not the white man? The Igwe just showed us the level of the bastardization the white man did so early in their sorjoun here. Which one be mortal man can see him during the day? Who he epp?

hammerDK:
OP, na this small bumbum, dey cause fight?


cc: lefulefu

Is that the wife in question? I don't think so cos I think the woman even collected the fallen cap for the beater instead of consoling the beated husband.

Midas01:
For your sister abi?

No, your sister.

This one dey cancel marriage. Shiloh na im sure pass Las Las.

Na the first game on my rollover be that. Bomboclat.

Brandonx:
What led to the assault?

If you like come quote me with your frustration it doesn't change anything, after the endsars protest I refuse to accept whatever I read online till I get the whole information. There's no reaction without an action.
I look at the cause not the problem.

Oga, nothing should lead to such an assult. This country is not really a zoo but an evil forest.

The volume of lies these left controlled Media spews against Trump on daily basis. Even the devil is jealous.

No coordinate yourself, dey there make pant dey wear you.

Okoroawusa:
No be we want #ENDSARS?

This December go dey bloody for Lagos.

That means I will travel then.

Heffalump:
There is no way the US will succeed in the fight against terrorism in W/Africa and Nigeria as a whole without stepping on toes of politicians in the APC led government.

You talk as if the so called politicians with "toes" will be bold enough to bring out their legs from under the table the moment the US walks past them. Na only us Dem they use catch cruise. We all saw them during EnnSARS abi we no see?